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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>A View Through The Only Lens I Posses</description><title>The Window To My Eyes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @kkortez)</generator><link>http://kkortez.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/KKortezTumblr" /><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="kkorteztumblr" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" /><item><title>I came up with this design that would look nice on a shirt, a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1bd6c9136bc5b75291171b432494bba/tumblr_mlxour0see1qbd2ero1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I came up with this design that would look nice on a shirt, a poster or something like that. It’s pretty simplistic but I really like it. I call it &lt;strong&gt;Blessing In Disguise&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/49038726734</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/49038726734</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:54:27 -0600</pubDate><category>Blessing In Disguise</category><category>Design</category><category>Picture</category><category>Shirt Design</category><category>Mustache</category><category>Funny</category><category>Text</category><category>Angel</category><category>Wings</category><category>Halo</category><category>Blessing</category><category>Disguise</category><category>DFTBA Records</category><category>Blessings</category><category>dftba</category><category>t-shirt</category><category>poster</category><category>records</category><category>Angel Wings</category><category>Interesting</category><category>Humor</category><category>Clever</category></item><item><title>Not The Best Start To A Day</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Timed what time I had to wake up badly. Arrived a bit late to appointment. Arrived at the wrong place. Had already paid expensive parking at the wrong place. Decided to leave car there since I already paid. Ran around looking for the place for like 20 minutes. Finally found it (it was right in the next block from where I initially arrived). Got to the front desk sweating and panting, but the surgeon was still there. Had to wait an eternity for my turn (but that&amp;#8217;s the norm here). Finally headed home from this frustrating trip. Got a call from my mom that my cousin missed her bus so I had to hurry and drive her to work. All that crap and it&amp;#8217;s only noon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s hope it turns around to be a great day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/48705339707</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/48705339707</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:06:34 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a parody of Gentleman by Psy that may make you crap your...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_-0YNuXQ8jU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a parody of Gentleman by Psy that may make you crap your pants!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/48646913538</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/48646913538</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:12:16 -0600</pubDate><category>Psy</category><category>Gentleman</category><category>Video</category><category>Funny</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Spoof</category><category>Parody</category><category>Fun</category><category>Dancing</category><category>Moving</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Dance Moves</category><category>Gangnam Style</category><category>Dances</category><category>2013</category><category>Hilarious</category><category>Laughing</category><category>Poop</category><category>Girl</category><category>Date</category><category>Bad</category><category>Fail</category><category>Geek</category><category>Nerd</category><category>Epic Fail</category><category>Epic</category><category>Diarrhea</category><category>Awkward</category><category>Embarrassing</category><category>Shame</category></item><item><title>littlehandgernade:

Upcoming Marvel Films (2013-2015)

Iron Man...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddef16d600543c18943292fa93effd3b/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d69be7ab01018405370e7287b1ba0789/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2a9ff7d1370826068296ddcabf69e21/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93755afcf67337a00a000f36dc3bf005/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d839395e194427df080513b9bbf51667/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2e5615ccd721bf5ef8adf0e95ff0271/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/253fa9b9894f74f3503d6111a90ac969/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42b6ac6799a2f051d50d9bdea26ec0c2/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be343e3936fcca9eebdae0b46a6d9ac6/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb2e4dfc56a0f4d1cdd7444604671ffe/tumblr_mlizbgpcUD1rd1j5no10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlehandgernade.tumblr.com/post/48390707400/upcoming-marvel-films-2013-2015-iron-man-3" target="_blank"&gt;littlehandgernade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Upcoming Marvel Films (2013-2015)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Iron Man 3 (May 3, 2013)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Wolverine (July 26, 2013)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thor: The Dark World (November 8, 2013)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Captain America: The Winter Soldier (April 4, 2014)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (May 2, 2014)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;X-Men: Days of Future Past (July 18, 2014)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;Guardians&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt; of the Galaxy (August 1, 2014)&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Fantastic Four Reboot (March 6, 2015)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Avengers 2 (May 1, 2015)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ant-Man (November 6, 2015)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can’t miss any of these! Okay…maybe I can miss the Fantastic 4 reboot, but I wanna give it a chance.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/48423850250</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/48423850250</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:56:32 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>fullmetalferrets:

consultingdemon:

a-weeping-angel-just:

rectu...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b440671c38a6c23303cc8f19a8a4c43/tumblr_mlhnfoctkU1qarcmpo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fullmetalferrets.tumblr.com/post/48385751280/consultingdemon-a-weeping-angel-just" target="_blank"&gt;fullmetalferrets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consultingdemon.tumblr.com/post/48378191609/a-weeping-angel-just-rectumofglory" target="_blank"&gt;consultingdemon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-weeping-angel-just.tumblr.com/post/48378079729/rectumofglory-steph-was-here-this-week" target="_blank"&gt;a-weeping-angel-just&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rectumofglory.tumblr.com/post/48372911483/steph-was-here-this-week-what-is-even" target="_blank"&gt;rectumofglory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steph-was-here.tumblr.com/post/48340955680/this-week" target="_blank"&gt;steph-was-here&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this week&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what is even happening this week&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Its the start of the apocalypse&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s only four months late&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;apocalypse: comes to america four months late with starbucks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had a dream the world was ending the other day, that that has me a bit freaked out. The world in in a rough place, it’s definitely falling apart. The question is, how soon is that inevitable end?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/48423677706</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/48423677706</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:51:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>f0revertiny:

dumpsterfetus:

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bca9166256b486dfeef2209cf5c4bba4/tumblr_mliq6ag72m1qj6juso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e35c3d91ff7ab6f94ce213085e8cb331/tumblr_mliq6ag72m1qj6juso2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6abb0ab2db438922a101340f71a0732a/tumblr_mliq6ag72m1qj6juso3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bee6499456b02d409980547a9c7c2851/tumblr_mliq6ag72m1qj6juso4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8be616cad5bd5bdd85cff56d57d83fa/tumblr_mliq6ag72m1qj6juso5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50ff72645016680f04a813a9c9b36c26/tumblr_mliq6ag72m1qj6juso6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://f0revertiny.tumblr.com/post/48403404278/dumpsterfetus-gaksdesigns-tearful-by" target="_blank"&gt;f0revertiny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dumpsterfetus.tumblr.com/post/48377520939/gaksdesigns-tearful-by-christina-k-wow" target="_blank"&gt;dumpsterfetus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gaksdesigns.tumblr.com/post/48375742148/tearful-by-christina-k" target="_blank"&gt;gaksdesigns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Tearful” by &lt;a href="http://acjub.deviantart.com/art/Drawing-on-tinted-paper-Eye-350263969" target="_blank"&gt;Christina K&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy talent&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No effing way!!! I literally said that out loud when I got to the last picture. Holy talent indeed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/48423566589</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/48423566589</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:47:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Boston Marathon Explosions</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My thoughts and prayers go out to all those affected by the explosions in the Boston marathon. There aren&amp;#8217;t really words I can say right now. This day will change the lives of some people forever. I just pray for strength their way, and for hope to their shattered spirits.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/48059527928</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/48059527928</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:52:10 -0600</pubDate><category>Boston Marathon</category><category>News</category><category>Reports</category><category>PrayforBoston</category><category>Tragedy</category><category>Explosions</category><category>Bombs</category><category>Marathon</category><category>Boston</category><category>Report</category><category>Tragic</category><category>Sad</category><category>Text</category><category>Hope</category><category>Strength</category><category>Spirit</category><category>Pray</category><category>Praying</category></item><item><title>Anne Frank the Belieber</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Lots of people are up in arms because Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House and left the following message in the guestbook:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Am I the only one who thinks people are completely overreacting? Anne Frank is a loved person, a very well respected girl. If I was an artist (singing, acting, painting, etc.) I would also wish for Anne Frank to be a fan of me, because it would be an &lt;em&gt;honor&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe he didn&amp;#8217;t word it in the best way possible, but it&amp;#8217;s nothing that should get people this rattled up. All I see is hateful people looking for ANYTHING to hate on Justin Bieber about. This is scraping the bottom of the barrel though, and it&amp;#8217;s just pathetic how willing people are to put others down. Most people hating on the Biebs probably wouldn&amp;#8217;t visit the museum even if they had the money to do so. And let&amp;#8217;s be real, from what we know about Anne Frank, if she was alive right now at the age she died, she would most probably be a &lt;strong&gt;Belieber&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/48011068049</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/48011068049</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:36:23 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Anne Frank</category><category>Museum</category><category>Anne Frank House</category><category>JB</category><category>Justin</category><category>Bieber</category><category>Beliebers</category><category>Biebs</category><category>Belieber</category><category>Amsterdam</category><category>Holocaust</category><category>News</category><category>SourceFed</category><category>Mad</category><category>TMZ</category><category>Stupid</category><category>Text</category><category>Written</category><category>Message</category></item><item><title>Ha! What the heck?!? The train here takes at least 5 minutes to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqw4y6nHRl1qzrlhgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqw4y6nHRl1qzrlhgo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ha! What the heck?!? The train here takes at least 5 minutes to pass the whole way through.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/47765856253</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/47765856253</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:25:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I. NEED. THIS.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bec553b2cca019a8bce6ee056a33245/tumblr_mj64irvEcK1s579hto1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I. NEED. THIS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/47765768000</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/47765768000</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:22:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Not gonna lie, I almost died this way a few times in my life but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3549894c3b9acd41d5516d024ef40e6a/tumblr_ml2o7aBZtW1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bca18335bfe6e7b6d059b65f30f2e046/tumblr_ml2o7aBZtW1qewacoo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not gonna lie, I almost died this way a few times in my life but I always made it out alive. Can’t say the same for my sister.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/47708784823</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/47708784823</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:48:46 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I think I should be a meme. What would my meme name...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bb6587c5a3d599ccd8d453dbb4a28ad/tumblr_mkpi51cNVE1qbd2ero1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I think I should be a meme. What would my meme name be?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/47069308244</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/47069308244</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:15:01 -0600</pubDate><category>Memes</category><category>Creepy</category><category>Creep</category><category>Meme</category><category>New Memes</category><category>Guy</category><category>Latino</category><category>Colombian</category><category>KKortez</category><category>Creeper</category><category>Stare</category><category>Staring</category><category>Funny</category><category>LOL</category><category>Look</category><category>Silly</category></item><item><title>Laundry Wars</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Laundry is at war with me! When I least expect it they take my allies (clean clothes) to their side. Dirty double agents!!! They have even taken a few socks hostage&amp;#8230;they&amp;#8217;re probably already gone never to be seen again. I must brainwash them all into my side for total dominance. I will take each one of them, and force them over my body. I will parade them, make an example out of them. Then I&amp;#8217;ll throw the filthy aftermath away from my presence. At that point they will probably unite forces, and the process will repeat itself &amp;#8216;til the end of times.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I just came up with this instead of doing my laundry. Worth it.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/45782577404</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/45782577404</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:39:45 -0600</pubDate><category>Laundry</category><category>Wars</category><category>Laundry Wars</category><category>Joke</category><category>Prose</category><category>Text</category><category>Funny</category><category>Jokes</category><category>Dark Humor</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Black Humor</category><category>Humor</category><category>Dark Comedy</category><category>Written</category><category>Funny Text</category><category>Hilarious</category><category>Dirty</category><category>Agents</category><category>Spy</category><category>Spies</category><category>Hostages</category><category>Hostage</category><category>United</category><category>Life</category><category>Procrastination</category><category>Procrastinate</category><category>Parallel</category><category>Metaphor</category><category>Analogy</category><category>Great</category></item><item><title>Playstation 4?!?…..you can’t see it, but I’m...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IXTqTDIARw8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Playstation 4?!?…..you can’t see it, but I’m drooling all over my keyboard. It’s pretty disgusting actually.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/42001906761</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/42001906761</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:46:48 -0700</pubDate><category>PS4</category><category>Playstation</category><category>Announcement</category><category>Feb 20th</category><category>February</category><category>Play</category><category>Playstation2013</category><category>2013</category><category>Playstation 4</category><category>New Console</category><category>New Playstation</category><category>Footage</category><category>Leaked</category><category>Information</category><category>Keynote</category><category>Rumors</category><category>Fact</category><category>Console</category><category>Gaming</category><category>Games</category><category>Video Games</category><category>Awesome</category><category>Trailer</category><category>Teaser</category><category>Teaser Trailer</category><category>Cool</category></item><item><title>…..because I found him going through your trash. Eating my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27f2a2cacbc7d9b6d945a44bc692dfba/tumblr_mh041n8e2q1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;…..because I found him going through your trash. Eating my lunch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/41381485416</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/41381485416</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:56:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This is how I dance. And don’t even worry about it, it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac5689f97d35d70d07e25a646992364f/tumblr_mgqlttyR9u1qzmowao1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is how I dance. And don’t even worry about it, it gets them girls crazy!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/41381056250</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/41381056250</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:50:58 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>We all make mistakes, so it’s okay to ponder and learn...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0183ef771ee32e7ac75cf92e02afa86c/tumblr_mh4ccx6Bzk1qz5q5lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We all make mistakes, so it’s okay to ponder and learn from them. But then forgive yourself and move on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/41380932342</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/41380932342</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:49:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This people are thinking straight! (sort of speak)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7da7e514954c9a0291bf620a11843526/tumblr_mh4wawZy4L1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This people are thinking straight! (sort of speak)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/41380779916</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/41380779916</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:47:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy MLK Day!!! I remember when I used to think it was Milk...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5ba199af0727a7fe96e330a2cdcb3d7/tumblr_mgzsb3UTdP1qbd2ero1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy MLK Day!!! I remember when I used to think it was Milk Day, which is ironic…because milk is white.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/41128393128</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/41128393128</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 13:16:15 -0700</pubDate><category>MLK</category><category>MLK Day</category><category>Martin Luther King</category><category>2013</category><category>Birthday</category><category>Milk</category><category>Milk Day</category><category>Picture</category><category>Text</category><category>Funny</category><category>LOL</category><category>Martin Luther King Jr.</category><category>Black</category><category>White</category><category>Day</category><category>Joke</category><category>Quotes</category><category>Quote</category></item><item><title>I can relate ‘cause sometimes I forget to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me32j0hOnk1rkey39o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me32j0hOnk1rkey39o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me32j0hOnk1rkey39o3_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can relate ‘cause sometimes I forget to make comprehensible human noises.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kkortez.com/post/41044149833</link><guid>http://kkortez.com/post/41044149833</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 14:51:25 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
