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Hitget - Recruiting widget that will only bring you female employees

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:04:00 +0000

Didget: the accomplishment widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:53:00 +0000

Sure, there are lots of task and to do lists, even in the form of widgets. But instead of focussing on what you still have to DO, why not focus on everything you already DID for a change? That's where the Didget comes in. Shake off those feelings of stress and inadequacy, and feel proud for once!
The Pro version of Didget even lets you broadcast your accomplishments to your contacts, again and again if you wish (great for grandparents during the holiday season).

Schizzet - Manage multiple personalities

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:14:00 +0000

With this psychomedical widget you can effortlessly manage, edit, manipulate, protect, monitor, measure, pimp, plug, exploit or hide all your personalities, and still torture & murder a minumum of 3 virgins daily

BeauBridget: the "it could be worse"-widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:40:00 +0000

This widget was modelled after has-been celebrity Beau Bridges. Feeling a bit past your prime? Always outshone by your younger brother? Hey, really, life isn't that bad! Just activate BeauBridget from time to time, and you'll feel better (momentarily).

WinWinWidget: the consultant's favourite widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:33:00 +0000

What every consultant you’ve ever had in your boardroom promised you: a win-win situation. Download, install and have that win-win situation at the touch of a button, without the excessive invoicing!

Headget: a widget that gets you stoned for ever

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:05:00 +0000

If you want to screw somebody forever, you'd better cut it in a headstone

Slutget - a subtle way to show your interest in a co-worker

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:14:00 +0000

Hidget - the hidden widget

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:01:00 +0000

Spill Group's new killer gaming concept...

(Sorry, can't show this one. Not even allowed to speak about it).

Already in Technorati's Top 9,000,000

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:54:00 +0000

But let's first build traffic, then start worrying about our revenue model.

Indexed already!

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:18:00 +0000

Bob Stumpel, of EVERYTHING 2.0 fame, found us out already!

Gridget: the massively parallel widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:48:00 +0000

This widget will connect to its brethren over the Internet, forming a grid. During your pc's idle time the accumulated CPU cycles will be sent to the poor children in Africa. THEY know how to appreciate it!

Fidget: the widget to keep your fingers busy

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:43:00 +0000

Can't keep your fingers still? Here's the solution: the Fidget reacts to you tapping the spacebar (or any other key), pledging a small amount to the good cause of your choosing, any time you do. Nervousness CAN be a good thing!

Ridget: the widget for the deaf

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:17:00 +0000

We don't want to leave any minority group out. Therefore, in co-operation with the Registry of Interpreters for the Deaf (RID), we proudly anounce the Ridget. Through advanced speach recognition and image generation algorithms, the spoken word is converted to sign language. And yes, other models are available.

Spritget: a widget disguised as a cookie

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:30:00 +0000

You won't be able to disable this one!

Prittget: the Magic Glue widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:15:00 +0000

Drop any number of files on the Prittget, and it will glue them together, magically creating one file. Actually, it's just a front to the UNIX 'cat' command. Smart buyers will use it in conjunction with the fabulous Bridget. Warning: prolonged sniffing of Prittget, the Magic Glue widget WILL get you high, but diminishes your chances for a corporate career.

Fridget: the cooolest widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:03:00 +0000

...because it keeps our beers cold! This widget communicates with a BlueTooth enabled thermometer inside your fridge, and gives you a signal when your beer has reached just the right temperature. Cheers!

Titget: the incredible widget

noreply@blogger.com (Jan Karel Kleijn) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:45:00 +0000

Can Crushing Mama! - More bloopers are a click away
Specially build for the female anatomy these widgets allow for some incredible moves..

Fritget - Belgian voucher for junk food

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:19:00 +0000

McDonald's should introduce Belgian fries as an add on to their hamburger menus.

"Patates frites" are loved all over the world. Why didn't they think of this before?

Sidget: the Punk widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:33:00 +0000

This widget will abuse you verbally, abuse your drugs, and will eventually die of an overdose. Kind of like a punk Tamagotchi. Great educational value!

Midget: a tiny Widget

noreply@blogger.com (Jan Karel Kleijn) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:08:00 +0000

Midget: a tiny widget (no more than 3*3 pixels) that you let loose in the digital world.
Examples: a spider-midget, a slurpp-midget, reputation-midget (strikes every unwelcome text of you online) and many more still to come. But watch out these guys are tiny!

Jidget: the Jewish widget

noreply@blogger.com (richardk) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:56:00 +0000

"You call THIS a WIDGET?" Yes, because even the Chosen People need their widgets. This widget will randomly generate wise quotes from your favourite Rebbe (this joke gets marginally better when you play the accompanying soundtrack).

Bridget: a mind boggling widget that connects whatever with whatever

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stumpel) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:37:00 +0000

My first Bridget will be a connector between the teaser campaign and the launch campaign of a new company that I'm presently helping to establish.

It will have some of the functionalities that will be part of their beta website.

The Big Question, of course, is: what else can a Bridget help to bridge?