<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2888977426491557837</id><updated>2024-10-08T21:40:03.929-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Kale&#39;s Ads</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Kale Thompson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06637826610015626698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmx6KZtcZPlsDjLy54p7qXlpS4iC5MRZWBcxCGjJtEMJsFl5qo_v7fxISdwRhV9dVWNyvKNNG6wmc1GDOJuyA_Fw3Pqh0REwV49b1invmWMvTgVbW0y4OWimRjcbuthw/s220/CartoonFashion.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2888977426491557837.post-4499542802319080518</id><published>2011-11-17T23:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-03-05T15:44:32.456-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Cream that Never Was: Enlevez</title><summary type="text">





So, is this a 0:30
second commercial spot, or a fourth grader PowerPoint Presentation? (Answer: You be the Judge!) This
commercial doesn’t EVEN look like something I’d take serious. We have a
commercial advertising a cream called Enlevez. (Umm, Enlevez?) The product is called “Enlevez” yet it’s pronounced “On
La Vay”. That does that even sound like a skin healing cream; it sounds
like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/feeds/4499542802319080518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/11/cream-that-never-was-enlevez.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/4499542802319080518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/4499542802319080518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/11/cream-that-never-was-enlevez.html' title='The Cream that Never Was: Enlevez'/><author><name>Kale Thompson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06637826610015626698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmx6KZtcZPlsDjLy54p7qXlpS4iC5MRZWBcxCGjJtEMJsFl5qo_v7fxISdwRhV9dVWNyvKNNG6wmc1GDOJuyA_Fw3Pqh0REwV49b1invmWMvTgVbW0y4OWimRjcbuthw/s220/CartoonFashion.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2888977426491557837.post-1030421079735929435</id><published>2011-11-03T22:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-06T05:24:13.888-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Stick it to the Man!</title><summary type="text">

















Hands up if think this commercial was envisioned the night before it
was shot. (If your hand isn’t up, YOU
should be shot!!!) You own an auto lot named “Apple Auto Sales”, yet you choose to be a “Reverend” of ALL THINGS???
Really, a Reverend? (Yes a Reverend!)That’s
like owning a Clothing Store named “Jane’s
Boutique” with a “Clown” offering
50% off of all items. (Now that’s a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/feeds/1030421079735929435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/11/stick-it-to-man.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/1030421079735929435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/1030421079735929435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/11/stick-it-to-man.html' title='Stick it to the Man!'/><author><name>Kale Thompson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06637826610015626698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmx6KZtcZPlsDjLy54p7qXlpS4iC5MRZWBcxCGjJtEMJsFl5qo_v7fxISdwRhV9dVWNyvKNNG6wmc1GDOJuyA_Fw3Pqh0REwV49b1invmWMvTgVbW0y4OWimRjcbuthw/s220/CartoonFashion.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2888977426491557837.post-3795532725509883156</id><published>2011-10-26T22:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-06T05:23:08.442-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hydro Lies Skin Care</title><summary type="text">





Show of hands: how many of you think this commercial is realistic? (Didn’t think so.) The commercial above
depicts “Hydrolyze” as a skin clear
solution that is supposed to “erase”&amp;nbsp;the bags from under your eyes. Now whether or not the product works
is not the issue here. The issue is the commercial itself. To all my “Closet
Creatures”, watch this commercial carefully and you will notice</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/feeds/3795532725509883156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/10/show-of-hands-how-many-of-you-think.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/3795532725509883156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/3795532725509883156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/10/show-of-hands-how-many-of-you-think.html' title='Hydro Lies Skin Care'/><author><name>Kale Thompson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06637826610015626698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmx6KZtcZPlsDjLy54p7qXlpS4iC5MRZWBcxCGjJtEMJsFl5qo_v7fxISdwRhV9dVWNyvKNNG6wmc1GDOJuyA_Fw3Pqh0REwV49b1invmWMvTgVbW0y4OWimRjcbuthw/s220/CartoonFashion.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2888977426491557837.post-948060181692051353</id><published>2011-10-21T05:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-06T05:22:04.507-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cookies For Life</title><summary type="text">















“Who stole the cookies from the
cookie jar?” I like this tune; it reminds me of something you’d probably
hear on the cartoon “Pup Named Scooby-Doo”
when the villain would chase Scooby and the gang. (Remember that show? If not, GOOGLE
IT!)&amp;nbsp;Hey,(Sarcasm Alert!!!)&amp;nbsp;backtrack
to 0:00 or fast-forward to 1:00 and take a look at the “cookie jar” in the commercial. (Huh???)
Did </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/feeds/948060181692051353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/10/cookies-for-life.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/948060181692051353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/948060181692051353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/10/cookies-for-life.html' title='Cookies For Life'/><author><name>Kale Thompson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06637826610015626698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmx6KZtcZPlsDjLy54p7qXlpS4iC5MRZWBcxCGjJtEMJsFl5qo_v7fxISdwRhV9dVWNyvKNNG6wmc1GDOJuyA_Fw3Pqh0REwV49b1invmWMvTgVbW0y4OWimRjcbuthw/s220/CartoonFashion.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2888977426491557837.post-162509567243177576</id><published>2011-10-17T20:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-15T00:33:01.440-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The &quot;Credit Mack Daddy&quot;</title><summary type="text">


Now more than ever, if you flip through the TV channels you’ll see
commercial after commercial after commercial. But you haven’t seen anything until
you’ve seen the “Credit Mack Daddy”
Commercial.



Question: Does he even look like a Credit “Mack Daddy” (LADIES!),
or does he look like Warrick Davis from the movie Leprechaun? (Answer: “Where’s Me Gold?”) If you
listen closely to this “Credit </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/feeds/162509567243177576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/10/credit-mack-daddy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/162509567243177576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2888977426491557837/posts/default/162509567243177576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kalesads.blogspot.com/2011/10/credit-mack-daddy.html' title='The &quot;Credit Mack Daddy&quot;'/><author><name>Kale Thompson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06637826610015626698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmx6KZtcZPlsDjLy54p7qXlpS4iC5MRZWBcxCGjJtEMJsFl5qo_v7fxISdwRhV9dVWNyvKNNG6wmc1GDOJuyA_Fw3Pqh0REwV49b1invmWMvTgVbW0y4OWimRjcbuthw/s220/CartoonFashion.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>