tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12959396383659081812024-08-28T21:16:24.873-07:00ಕನ್ನಡ sms | Kannada Funny sms | Kannada Joke sms | Kannada SMS CollectionGK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-79349855178323518042013-11-04T09:32:00.000-08:002013-11-04T09:32:02.057-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Just-ಜೋಕ್<br /><br />ಕುಡುಕನನ್ನು ಕರೆತಂದ ಪೊಲೀಸರು ನ್ಯಾಯಾಲಯದ ಕಟಕಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸಿದರು. ಆತನ ವಿಚಾರಣೆ ಸಮಯಕ್ಕೆ ಕೋರ್ಟ್‌ನಲ್ಲಿ ಗದ್ದಲ ಉಂಟಾಗಿ...<br />ನ್ಯಾಯಾಧೀಶರು ''ಆರ್ಡರ್ ಆರ್ಡರ್'' ಎಂದರು.<br /><br />ಅಲ್ಲಿಯವರೆಗೂ ಮಂಕುಬಡಿದವನಂತಿದ್ದ ಕುಡುಕ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಎಚ್ಚೆತ್ತುಕೊಂಡು '' ಒಂದು ಕ್ವಾರ್ಟರ್ ಓಲ್ಡ್ ಮಂಕ್ ರಮ್'' ಎಂದ.</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-81532206194804831202013-11-04T09:30:00.003-08:002013-11-04T09:30:25.471-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Gunad :- lo raju, a hudgi kivudi ansute kano, naneno kelidre avleno helthale.<br />Raju :- yeno kelde ninu?<br />Gunda :-'i love you' andre ,avlu- ninne thane hosa chappli thagondidini anthale...!</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-4342125502537848602013-11-04T09:29:00.000-08:002013-11-04T09:29:04.799-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Conductor:Ticket thagolo.<br />Boy:Munde thagondidare.<br />C:Yaaru thagondilla.<br />B:hagadre hinde thagondidare.<br />C:yaaru thagondilla.<br />B:mathe nan matra yake thagobeku?</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-52140759102392637162013-11-04T09:27:00.002-08:002013-11-04T09:27:17.512-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಸಮಾಜದ ಹಾಗೂ ಕುಟುಂಬದ ಕಣ್ಣು...<br />ಜನ್ಮ ನೀಡಿದ್ದು ಹೆಣ್ಣು, ಅನ್ನ ಕೊಡೋ ಮಣ್ಣು ಕೂಡ<br />ಹೆಣ್ಣು...<br />ಪಾಪಗಳನ್ನು ತೊಳೆಯೋ ನದಿಗಳು ಹೆಣ್ಣು...<br />ನಮ್ಮ ಜೀವನ ಸಲೀಸಾಗಿ ಇರಿಸಿರುವುದು ಕೂಡ<br />ಹೆಣ್</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-40228258172192225272013-04-11T00:42:00.000-07:002013-04-11T00:42:09.915-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ondhu varsha Oethu<br />Ondhu vasha banthu<br />Adhu hagathaerutte<br />Adhuke mathu adhu<br />Nanu yavagalu eratine<br />Adhike adhare ninu<br />Madabiku adhuna better hahe<br />Ondhu Santhoshavadha Ugadi</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-34476503490532940512013-02-01T09:04:00.000-08:002013-02-01T09:04:00.292-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> ______<br />__/___I__\____<br />"--(o)----(o)-"<br /><br />"Car Kalsidini"<br /><br />Jasthi Kushi Agbeda..<br /><br />Wash Madi Vapas Kalsu Feb 14th Ge "LOVER" Jote Sutthadoke Hogbekku.....! :-P</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-22576420359667847992012-12-01T09:01:00.000-08:002012-12-01T09:01:00.204-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Road Li Accident Aadre..<br />American:OMG,<br />Pakistani:Ya Allah,<br />African:O Lala,<br />Australian:Got A Hit,<br />Kundapura:"Gadi Number Kana" OC Aduva..!:-)</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-48677238543596553222012-11-15T09:00:00.000-08:002012-11-15T09:00:02.634-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Gunda: Swamijigale Neevu Yake Marada Slipper Haktira.?<br />.<br />.<br />Swami: Hudugiru Kaalu Mutti Namaskara Madidaaga"CURRENT"<br />Hodide Irali Anta..! :-P</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-73218793889932802942012-11-01T09:05:00.000-07:002012-11-01T09:05:00.712-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> ("""""")<br />("""""")<br />"\(',')/"<br />\ \<br />_/"\_<br />Daari Bidi.. Yaar Yaar SMS Madalvo Avar Mandemele Bande Kallanne Yetti Hakthene..! :-D</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-82594379778821993912012-09-21T08:59:00.000-07:002012-09-21T08:59:00.262-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> WINDOWS 8 In Kannada:-<br /><br />SAVE = Kapadi,<br /><br />SAVE AS = Ee Thara Kapadi,<br /><br />SAVE ALL = Yellarannu Kapadi,<br /><br />HELP = Nannanna Kapadi,<br /><br />SAVE &amp; EXIT = Kapadi &amp; Kalchkoli....! :-)</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-39919895972860633932012-09-02T22:33:00.000-07:002012-09-02T22:33:00.716-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Kambi 1<br />Kambi 2<br />Kambi 3<br />Kambi 4<br />Kambi 5<br />Kambi 6<br />Kambi 7<br />Kambi 8<br />Kambi 9<br />Nodidra Nimmannu hege Kambienusuvanthe madide antha……ha aha aha aha</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-36541395281392531952012-08-19T22:45:00.000-07:002012-08-19T22:45:08.872-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Sardar1: Chhe current hoythu..<br />sardar2: Fan Thiruguthide..<br />Sardar1:Mella helu current hogiddu fanige gothilla..?</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-8541701538300502932012-08-19T22:37:00.001-07:002012-08-19T22:37:16.741-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> In class attendence<br />Rum= s sir<br />zin= s sir<br />whisky= s sir<br />Brandy= s sir<br />Beer= s sir<br />Paket=….?<br /><br />“Avnu bartha illa sir yadiyurappa<br />school bidsidane .”</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-56764788761856331262012-08-19T22:32:00.002-07:002012-08-19T22:32:23.276-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Headmaster: Ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeeku.<br />Student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir!<br />H.M: Hey joke maadbeeda…<br />Student: Magane yaavano first joke maadavnu?</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-43221747053568008112012-08-19T22:29:00.001-07:002012-08-19T22:29:19.951-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Height of insult..<br />Man: Naayi Biscuit Kodi..<br />Shopkeeper; Sir,<br />Parcella.?<br />ille Tinthira?!!.<br />;-):-):-):-)</div> GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-24124522547033897222012-08-10T08:57:00.003-07:002012-08-10T08:57:52.752-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> GIRL: Naanu USIRU Bitre Estu Hudugaru "PRANA" Bidthaare Gottha..?<br /><br />BOY: Haagadre Neenu Yaake Olleya Tooth Paste Use Maadbaardu..?!! ;-):-P</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-24357173858165300302012-07-29T00:48:00.000-07:002012-07-29T00:48:24.648-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> GIRL: Naanu USIRU Bitre Estu Hudugaru "PRANA" Bidthaare Gottha..?<br /> <br /> BOY: Haagadre Neenu Yaake Olleya Tooth Paste Use Maadbaardu..?!! ;-):-P<br /> </div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-59892436843799590362012-07-29T00:42:00.000-07:002012-07-29T00:42:18.360-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> ಮಂತ್ರಿ: ಪ್ರಭು.. ಯುದ್ಧಕ್ಕೆ ಸಿದ್ಧರಾಗಿ ಅಂತ ಪಕ್ಕದ ರಾಜ್ಯದ ಅರಸು ಮೆಸೇಜ್ ಕಳ್ಸಿದ್ದಾನೆ. ಏನು ಮಾಡೋದು? ರಾಜ: ಮೆಸೇಜ್ ಸೆಂಡಿಂಗ್ ಫೈಲ್‌ಡ್ ಅಂತ ಎಸ್‌ಎಂಎಸ್ ಕಳ್ಸು..! </div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-68321678419009024942012-07-29T00:40:00.001-07:002012-07-29T00:40:27.206-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> ಹೆಂಡತಿ: ರೀ.. ಬನ್ರೀ ಇಲ್ಲಿ..<br />ಗಂಡ: ಏನು?<br />ಹೆಂಡತಿ: ಅಲ್ಲಾರೀ.. ನಿಮಗೆ ರಾಣಿ ಅಂತ ಮೊದಲನೇ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಇದ್ದ ವಿಷಯ ನನಗೆ ಯಾಕೆ ಹೇಳಿಲ್ಲ?<br />ಗಂಡ: ಮೊದಲೇ ಹೇಳಿಲ್ವೇನೆ ನಿನಗೆ.. ನಿನ್ನನ್ನ ರಾಣಿ ತರ ನೋಡ್ಕೋತೀನಿ ಅಂತಾ..</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-3301761359120128442012-07-29T00:37:00.003-07:002012-07-29T00:37:50.213-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> ಬಾಯ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್: ಸಾರಿ ಕಣೇ.. ನಾನು ನಿನ್ನನ್ನು ಮದುಗೆ ಆಗಕ್ಕಾಗಲ್ಲಾ..<br />ಗರ್ಲ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್ : ಒಹ್ ಗಾಡ್..ಯಾಕೆ?<br />ಬಾಯ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್: ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಒಪ್ತಾ ಇಲ್ಲಾ..<br />ಗರ್ಲ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್ : ನಿನ್ನ ಮನೇಲೀ ಯಾರ್ಯಾರು ಇದ್ದಾರೆ?<br />ಬಾಯ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್: ಹೆಂಡತಿ, ಮೂರು ಮಕ್ಕಳು.. </div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-91031211354437231272012-06-23T10:59:00.003-07:002012-06-23T10:59:57.270-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Height of insult..<br /> <br /> Man: Naayi Biscuit Kodi..<br /> <br /> <br /> Shopkeeper; Sir,<br /> <br /> Parcella.?<br /> <br /> ille Tinthira?!!.<br /> <br /> ;-):-):-):-)<br /> </div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-49961362322677204262012-06-23T10:58:00.000-07:002012-06-23T10:58:19.880-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Sardar1: Chhe current hoythu..<br /> <br /> <br /> sardar2: Fan Thiruguthide..<br /> <br /> <br /> Sardar1:Mella helu current hogiddu fanige gothilla..?<br /> </div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-52254001263058386132012-06-23T10:57:00.001-07:002012-06-23T10:57:06.423-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Nijavada<br /> <br /> Preetige<br /> <br /> Jagala Jasti.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nijavada<br /> <br /> Mamatege<br /> <br /> Swartha<br /> <br /> Jasti.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nijavada Snehitarige Vishwas Jasti.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dat is Real life<br /> </div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-42543028836410479432012-06-17T23:27:00.001-07:002012-06-17T23:27:52.172-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Hendthi Baggidaga Gandana Yava Vasthu Alladutte.?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />Gottagilva?<br />"Ganda Kattida Thaali"<br />Jeevanadalli Swalpa olle Yochne madu.</div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295939638365908181.post-52270233291695693622012-06-17T23:25:00.000-07:002012-06-17T23:25:16.026-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Bus Driver:<br />E Raste Badiyalli ondu Mara illa che.!<br />Pasenger:Driver Nimma Parisara "Prema" Mechide.<br />Driver: Sumne Kutkolap Bus Break fail Aagide.<br /></div>GK Academy Quizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18374490326780563633noreply@blogger.com0