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KCSE 2015 TOP SECONDARY SCHOOLS

2016-03-04T09:29:00.000-08:00

Ranking was banned by the ministry. This here is courtesy of The Daily Nation.
Kabarak High School – 11.667.
Maseno School – 11.393.
Alliance High School – 11.37.
Utumishi Academy – 11.1704,
Kapsabet Boys – 11.15,
St Joseph’ Boys in Trans Nzoia County – 11.0,
Sacho High School – 10.973,
Light Academy, Nairobi – 10.93,
Rang’ala Girls High School – 10.9 and
Kapsabet Girls High School – 10.89.
Light Academy, Mombasa – 10.86,
Asumbi Girls High School – 10.833,
Kanga High School – 10.8,
Rumuruti Mother of Grace Boys secondary – 10.78,
Murang’a High – 10.74,
Pioneer School – 10.74,
St Patricks’ Iten – 10.7,
Maranda – 10.6,
Chogoria Girls High School – 10.569
Kagumo High School – 10.54,
Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed 10.53
Lenana School – 10.5
Litein Boys High School – 10.37.
Strathmore School – 10.35,
Friends School Kamusinga – 10.28,
Kapenguria Boys – 10.217,
St Mary Boys – 10.08,
Moi Girls – 10.04
Booker Academy – 10.4,
Sing’ore Girls – 10.4,
Abu Hureira Academy – 10.02,
Kipsigis Girls – 10.1,
Samoei High School – 10.01,
Kisii School – 10.0

... WORD OF THE DAY JOKES!!

2015-05-15T21:01:00.000-07:00

Cause they are trending like crazy!!

Kikuyu word of the day Uterus.:”We know arsenal are the FA champions 2014 is not a must uterus!”
Kikuyu word of the day: roar – “The government should roar the price of basic commodities”
Kikuyu word of the day MOROCCO-eg ” its the hope of many kenyan artists that Djs and radio stations play morocco music.
Kikuyu word of the day: Tissue. Example: Kimani, you are doing it wrong, lemme Tissue how to dougie
Kikuyu word of the day MAINA: The casualties suffered MAINA injuries
Kikuyu word of the day MACHARIA eg.. The guests arrived MACHARIA than expected!
Kikuyu word of the Day AARON…Kamau was broke so he asked for aaron from Barclays Bank.”
Kikuyu word of the day ARROW..Njoroge’s phone rang,he picked it up and said arrow
Kikuyu word of the day: Mushroom. Example: I need to buy another sofa. There is too mushroom in my house.
Kikuyu word NDERITU…In a sentence: “John’s car stalled in traffic because of NDERITU fuel he put.
kikuyu word of the day wheelbarrow – we have no tea leaves left, wheelbarrow some from our neighbour
Kikuyu word of the day….”CHICKEN WING” Example in a sentence: “Njeri plays the Lottery everyday so CHICKEN WING some money”
Kikuyu word of the day:4.ROUGHENED – My sweetheart gives me ROUGHENED affection
kikuyu word of the day: WHEEL CHAIR .example,If you dont have money 4 food dont worry,Wheel Chair mine (sourced :http://nairobiwire.com/2014/05/hilarious-kikuyu-words-day.html)

Luhya word of the day: Menopause Example: Chunga maisha pwana utang'olewa meno pause."
Kalenjin word of the day MAGAZINE: Huyo ni mtoto wa pratha ya papa yangu , sisi ni MAGAZINE.
Luo word of the day '"Cyber" When Rose came back home alipata kama mwizi "acyber" kila kitu

Kikuyu word of the day: Cuddle. Leo hakuna stima itabidi muwashe cuddle
Kikuyu word of the day: EYEBROW. E.g. Please wait, before you go EYEBROW you a kiss.
Kikuyu word of the day SOLANGE. I wonder how JayZ kisses Beyonce coz his lips are SOLANGE.
Kikuyu word : IRIGU It is IRIGU to drive a car with tinted windows
Kikuyu word of the day “rav 4″ My rav 4 u is real
Kikuyu word of the day ‘kikuyu’. If you dont leave my house sai sai i have strong legs i will kikuyu out
Kikuyu word of the night is COBRA Usage: Nimepereka viatu kwa Cobra zishoneshwe.”
Kikuyu word for the day lumia Njoroge ako lum ya ciku wamelala
Kikuyu-American word of the day: ANGOLA In a sentence: ANGOLAgo now or I’ll be late
Kikuyu word of the day, PRIEST. “Are you the new pastor? I’m priest to meet you.”
Kikuyu word of the day; WANGARI: Huyu ni dereva WANGARI gani?
Kikuyu word of the day: LADY. ‘Yes sir, I am LADY to do my presentation..'”
Kikuyu word of the day..Horror…”When you get to town, just horror and i will come to pick you up”
Kikuyu word of the day SHAKE UP’Kamau is not feeling well,he needs to go for a shake up’
Kikuyu word of the day “LOL” The ball is LOLing on the ground
Kikuyu word of the day: CHINA : Viatu zangu ni chafu, nitapitia kwa choe CHINA
Kikuyu word of the day: Nerea: Nilionerea nitoe mimba yako
Kikuyu word of the day: Kupata matatu iko na wifi, nerea sana

Kamba words
Kamba word of the day is WIRE. Eg : WIRE ujinga bana! LOOL
Kamba word of the day “PAINT” Used in na sentence “Mutiso quick, call an ambulance, muli amePAINT”
Kamba word of the day: Ending. Example: Its gotten late. I should be ending to class now.
Kamba word of the day HONDA. At a hotel “Mutuku just get the menu and Honda for everything”
Kamba word of the day: L Example: All sinners will go to L.
Kamba word of the day HYUNDAI.. if a car hits u, Hyundai!!!””
Kamba word for the day is “Tumaini” and example in a sentence is “Tumaini twa ng’ombe ni tamu kuliko twa Mbuzi”
Kamba word of the day: BEYONCE Example in a sentence: Ndon’t copy me. Njust Beyoncelf.

Kalenjin word of the day: AGA : Eh! Si vera ako na AGA !

FREE INTERNET DOWNLOAD MANAGER 6.18.12 WITH PATCH!!

2014-03-03T21:45:00.001-08:00

100% working IDM version 6.18.12 cracked with patch!!
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KCSE 2010 RESULTS NAIROBI COUNTY/PROVINCE (ALL SCHOOLS AND STUDENTS)

2014-02-15T06:03:00.000-08:00

For a complete list of KCSE 2010 results for all schools and students in Nairobi County/Province , download the PDF below. Click any of the links. In case of any issues comment below.

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How to remove virus turning files and folders into shortcuts. 100% working.

2014-02-12T03:44:00.000-08:00

I'll go straight to the point.
1. Download the files below. You'll need them. Wait for 5s then click SKIP AD.

i. Smadav antivirus    link:   http://adf.ly/dT2hr
ii. Everything.exe     link: http://adf.ly/dT2QD

2. Install both softwares.
3. Using Smadav scan your computer (harddisk ,registry etc) ,flashdisk/memory.
4. DON'T click fix all yet. That won't get rid of the virus. Trust me.
5.Open taskmanager (Right click taskbar)
6. Click processes tab. Look for wscript.exe.
7. Right click it. End process
8.Click Start . Search for msconfig
9.Look for wscript (under command) . Untick it. Click OK.
10. Now you can go back to smadav. Click virus tab.
11. Look for a path starting with C:\ or D:\   or whichever letter your hard disk is. Look at the whole file path is you will see the name of a file ending with .vbs. Copy or memorise that name.
12. Open Everything.exe and paste the name of the file.
13. Is should have an S kind of icon and there should several of them. It should end .vbs.
14. Click to select. Press and hold Shift then press delete to delete them completely. Delete all of them!!
15. Now you can go back to smadav and click fix all.
16. If it shows error . Don't worry. Thats because there is no longer any virus to delete.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!! If you got any queries please do comment below or you can email me mainakinuthia@gmail.com .. and if I have been of much much help, you can help me raise some cash for a laptop below. Thank you guys!!

Matatu Sticker jokes / quotes.

2014-01-29T13:40:00.000-08:00

Well Kenyan matatu's are known for their rather rude but wise sticker quotes/jokes. Here are some of them, feel free to add more:

Usilete stress kwa gari.
Usifungue madirisha, ungetaka upepo ungebebwa na bodaboda.
Kama una haraka ungesafiri jana.
Hakuna stage ya kumi,kula ndizi kisha ganda kalia uteleze mpaka tao
Kama una haraka sana shuka ukimbie
Songea mwenzako starehe ni kwa wheelchair
Wauliza konda, iko kiti? Kwani wengine wamekalia ndoo
Kulipa ni lazima Change ni ukikumbuka
Dere ana bibi,konda anatafuta
Kulipa fare kwa mwanaume ni kawaida lakini msupa tunaeza ongea
Marehemu alituacha kwa kukosa kufunga mshipi kama wewe
Unajifanya mkali kwa gari na kwako wewe ni bubu
Ungesikiza mwalimu ukiwa shule saizi ungekua na gari yako
Derefa ni yesu makanga ni saitani
Hatusemi wewe ni mnono lakini ukikalia viti mbili ..
Kushuta ni sare, kutapika soo
Kupanda ni popote kushuka ni stage
Kama inzi angeacha ujinga,angetengeneza asali
Ati mwisho wa gari ni hapo, Kwani ikipita hapo inakuwa ndege
Ukiona fare iko juu ndiyo mwanzo wa msoto shuka ukimbize barabara
Salimia huyo ako kando, kukatiana ni mkishuka!
Msongee kidogo dere anashuka pale mbele uketi
Hata ukipimwa sitaki!
If you miss the driver, kiss the conductor
Heri kununua MATATU kuliko kuoa BIBI Mkorofi!
Ati hakuna kiti? Kwani hawa wako hapa wamekalia mikembe ya rangi
Hata maji chafu huzima moto
Kama gari iko na joto ,shuka upande fridge
Nyamba ukitoka
Kama hujanunua hapa usikulie hapa
Ukichengwa tulia!
KARAO ALIPE GARI
mbuzi kala mkeka,wadaku mtaketi wapi?
Dere ni waya,konda ni faya..we huwesmek!
Hakuna stage ya hapo dere.
Hata ukipimwa hakuna dawa
Starehe ya gari ni kupanda nyuma.
Dere ako sawa, konda fitty kabisa mbona wewe ni sumbua?
Mapenzi kwa gari ni wanne wanne ka orbit!
Unaringa na haujapimwa
Dere ni moto, Konda ni wazimu, usituletee stress kwa hii gari!
If the music is too loud then you are too old
Unajifanya ngombe ukamuliwe na nani?
Mzee ni wewe!
Ukitaka kuketi starehe,nunua gari yako!
Unajifanya asali ulambwe na nani?
Si ati ni gari haina mbio ,jam ndiyo kubwa
Makosa ya marehemu ni kuwa hakutumia juala.
Kama utamu waua,sumu ya nini?
Usiharakishe dere...wee ndio umechelewa
Mdomo mkubwa chapati waikunjia nini?
More seat upstairs
Usitoe viatu kwa gari!
No calls please sms only
Juzi sare,,
Jana sare,,
Acha aibu.!
Lipa leo!

University of Nairobi Chemichemi Wi-Fi network not connecting ?

2013-10-17T02:20:00.004-07:00

Frustrating, isn't it? You followed all the steps in http://wiki.uonbi.ac.ke/doku.php. You downloaded that software that keeps saying chemichemi Failed ......retrying. You try to connect and you see a red X next to Chemichemi. You click and a message appears "The settings on this computer for the network do not match the requirements for the network". Well don't start crying. It will only take you a couple of seconds to solve. Under Wireless Network Connection > Right click on Chemichemi > Click Properties > Under Encryption type change from TKIP to AES. Voila! C'est tout! Problem solved. If it works ,or not, or if you have questions, please do comment below. Hopefully those ICT guys will solve this issue soon.

The terrorists that attacked Kenya's Westgate mall are not of Islam !

2013-09-23T14:04:00.000-07:00

I begin this post by first sending my deepest condolences to those who lost their loved ones in this tragedy and I pray to God that he may give you strength. For the injured I pray for you a quick recovery. For those with loved ones still under the terrorist hands, take heart for God is with them. I commend those who have waited in the long lines to donate blood in order to save lives, those that have contributed in the fundraising to aid the affected ( 40 M plus by the time this post was written) , those that have donated food to the law enforcement officers and those that have been praying for the affected. It is now the third day now since the Westgate mall was attacked by gang men, killing about 70 innocent civilians and injuring close to 200. Al Shabaab has of course confirmed responsibility for the attack. By the time of writing this article the defense forces are close to bringing the situation to a close. Al Shabaab aim for unleashing this attack is to force Kenya to withdraw troops from Somalia that were sent to liberate the country from this evil terror group. There was an attempt to start religious hatred, division , indifferences and war in the country, which has of course failed countless times. Kenya is a land of tolerant, peaceful, generous, caring, warm, loving and united people. Religion is never and will ever be an issue in Kenya! Wakajaribu kwengine!! We will never be separate or discriminate along religious or racial lines in this great country. I would like also to emphasis and insist that Islam (modern Islam) does not support terrorist or Jihadist activities and those that do so are opportunists that have twisted and doctored the Qur'an and Islamic doctrine to suit their evil and satanic ways. These are not true Muslims! Their religion is not Islam for Islam is a religion of peace,love and goodwill, it is a religion of Brotherhood, it is a religion that fights for the oppressed, it is a religion of tolerance, a religion of equality, a religion that stands for good and a religion that values human life for all life comes from God. These terrorists are of another religion , not Islam ! Their doctrine is not of Islam. Theirs is a past, primitive, doctored and evil doctrine and religion that is nowhere near Islam. As we continue to mourn for the departed and hope for the best, let us unite more than ever before. Let us show our solidarity as a people that can't be shaken. As people that don't fear. As a people that isn't intimated by cowards. As a people united under one God that created us. A people that will always stand and fight for the righteous. This evil invaded our borders and we pursued it. It has done so again and this time there have stepped on the wrong. We won't stop until Somali is liberated. We won't stop until East Africa is liberated. We won't stop until the whole world is liberated from terrorism. This unfortunate tragedy is the second worst terrorist attack since the 1998 bombing of the American Embassy that left about 200 dead and hundreds injured. But lest we forget, our country is neither divided by religious lines nor racial.. It is divided and in fact deeply divided on tribal lines. We insult each other on social media everyday. The amount of hate speech on social media is so much it leaks. We can point an accusing finger at these terrorists for the 70 deaths they have caused and call them savages, barbarians,animals, heartless!! .. but unfortunately and sadly, we are no different. We managed to kill more than a thousand of our own! No amount of terrorism even in Iraq can ever achieve that! May God have mercy on us and change our ways. Tafakari hayo..

Kethi's nomination may have been revoked cause she is not a registerd voter but she is no fraudster!

2013-07-08T13:59:00.000-07:00

Today Kethi's nomination by Iebc got nullified on the basis that she wasn't a registered voter and had presented forged documents to iebc for nomination. This has greatly ruined Kethi's image from an intelligent, brave and elegant lawyer to a fraudster of a dishonest lawyer. She has left her fans disappointed, astonished, disgusted, angry..feeling betrayed. Not forgetting that from her tremendous performance during the General election petition, she earned herself fans not just from the obvious Cord but Jubilee too and many saw her as the best to take over her Dad's seat in the senate. There are many who saw her as a Kenyan full of integrity and incapable of such an action. So is Kethi Kilonzo a typical Hero gone Zero? Considering that investigations are already underway to find out how she acquired an acknowledgement slip from a stolen special voter registration book that was only used to register former President Kibaki. Considering that people are already demanding that the Law Society of Kenya take disciplinary action against her, not forgetting that she is still very young in her career. Her political career crushed before even taking off. Her career hangs by a thread and her good name tarnished. Let's not forget time in prison.. 15 years at least for fraud and there are those who would like to have perjury added as the last nail on the coffin. But then again.. is Kethi really to blame? Is she even have any interest in politics considering that she didn't vote during the last General elections and not just that, she didn't vote for her own father! Then there was that time her step mother said she would vie and that Kethi wasn't going to be in the race. Kethi confirmed that she wasn't wasn't going to run against her mother. We all remember the criticism her mother received made worse that she was going to run on a Narc ticket. Then after a while we hear that she is back on the limelight and seeking nomination on a wiper ticket. My theory.. Kethi is innocent. She might not be a registered voter and her only crime may be just perjury. Kethi is no fraudster. Kethi is no stupid lawyer. Kethi cannot stoop to such low levels. My theory.. she was pushed to run for the senatorial seat. She made it clear that she wasn't registered and thus couldn't vie but was she convinced that it was a small matter would be easily taken care off. Am not accusing anyone #Wiper .Kethi has no access to iebc documents. Kethi doesn't no people. Whether iebc officials were bribed.. Kethi wasn't involved. Kethi is no thief. Kethi perhaps and seems to be in the darkness on how iebc cleared her for nomination yet her name was never found in the green books. The Law society should not ruin her career. They should give her a slap on the wrist , a probation and perhaps a word of advice," Kethi, politics is a dirty,dirty,filthy game so stick to law or get yourself some quality t.p roll!" And to her thousands of fans and the public..just a word of apology is all it takes to reclaim her good name and stature. So Kethi.....we is waiting....................

TOP 50 BEST CARTOONS OF ALL TIME!!

2013-06-29T09:39:00.001-07:00

Johnny Test
Avatar: The Last Air Bender
Regular Show
Family Guy
Fairy Odd Parents
Ben 10 Omniverse
The Amazing Adventures of Gumball
The Pink Panther Show
Batman the Brave & the Bold
6Teen
Brace Face
The Penguins of Madagscar
Batman of the Future
The Looney Toons
Samurai X
Gargoyles
Boondocks
Mickey Mouse and friends
The Tom & Jerry Show
Spongebob square pants
TinTin
The Proud Family
Chowder
Code name: KND
Ghostbusters
Jackie Chan
Scooby Doo
Godzilla
Papyrus
Beast Wars
Johnny Bravo
The Simpsons
Johnny Quest
Justice League
Fantastic Four
The Boy
Alladin
Samurai Jack
Garfield and friends
PowerPuff Girls
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
The Little Mermaid
Dennis The Menace
Popeye
Planet Sheen
Ed,Edd ,Eddy
Squirrel Boy
Cow and Chicken
Dexter's Laboratory
Reboot

How to leave a Facebook group

2013-06-07T06:45:00.001-07:00

DESKTOP :To leave a group, go to the group
and click at the top right corner.
Then pick Leave Group from the
dropdown menu.
MOBILE SITE: Go to Groups . Choose the group . Go to info under Group menu the Leave group . Simple

TOP 50 FACEBOOK PAGES WITH MOST LIKES 2013

2013-06-07T06:41:00.001-07:00

#	Page	Fans ↓	PTA
1.	Facebook for Every Phone	251431463	3764251
2.	Facebook	92442180	368429
3.	YouTube	74839839	231964
4.	Rihanna	71609271	422998
5.	Eminem	70962596	286603
6.	Texas HoldEm Poker	70349782	182639
7.	Coca-Cola	66914397	1540648
8.	Shakira	65110565	808693
9.	The Simpsons	64930745	374175
10.	Harry Potter	62283145	500843
11.	Michael Jackson	59725902	592267
12.	Cristiano Ronaldo	57756103	1697564
13.	Lady Gaga	57474000	134428
14.	Katy Perry	54107446	306318
15.	Justin Bieber	53848058	256646
16.	Linkin Park	53657244	261066
17.	Family Guy	52859755	213808
18.	AKON	47733571	308200
19.	Beyoncé	47608512	660219
20.	South Park	46595100	406567
21.	Football	46428308	86983
22.	Will Smith	46070358	735826
23.	Leo Messi	45688590	153041
24.	MTV	45441695	229228
25.	Lil Wayne	45436452	273334
26.	Disney	44398153	743788
27.	Taylor Swift	43649667	697638
28.	Music	43638394	105724
29.	House	43539668	46422
30.	SpongeBob SquarePants	43472850	406318
31.	Bob Marley	43444628	476552
32.	Adele	43358562	281943
33.	Selena Gomez	43255700	337041
34.	Vin Diesel	43143279	3050444
35.	FC Barcelona	42812086	1102238
36.	David Guetta	42705453	375396
37.	Avril Lavigne	42605265	675471
38.	Megan Fox	42526869	155421
39.	Avatar	41876744	339113
40.	Black Eyed Peas	41694480	187777
41.	Mr. Bean	40930020	358219
42.	Adam Sandler	40521287	294008
43.	The Twilight Saga	40272203	779149
44.	Usher	40112020	691781
45.	FarmVille	39460035	19243
46.	Titanic	39011906	264783
47.	Shrek	38769962	206895
48.	Real Madrid C.F.	38444272	738110
49.	Red Bull	38386056	447087
50.	成龍 Jackie Chan	38148579	877848

TOP 50 KENYA FACEBOOK PAGES WITH MOST LIKES. Updated 8 February 2016

2013-06-06T11:19:00.001-07:00

Lupita Nyong'o remains to be Kenyans most popular local facebook page with more than a 2 million likes .

She is the most popular personality and celebrity in Kenya on Facebook at Number 1.

The most popular politician on Facebook is still His Excellency President Uhuru Kenyatta at No. 4.

The most popular musician is JuaCali at No.48 (an improvement from 51).

Facebook Pages Stats in Kenya

Lupita Nyong'o

Total Fans

2 565 867

KTN Kenya

2 123 712

Citizen TV Kenya

2 108 648

Uhuru Kenyatta

2 096 878

NTV Kenya

2 010 733

Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i

1 739 427

DAILY NATION

1 724 726

Safaricom Limited

1 245 083

Dennis Maladit

1 194 215

The Standard Media Group

1 077 372

11	Ghafla Kenya	Total Fans 961 686
12	Kuza Biashara	936 666
13	Caroline Mutoko	888 091
14	Love Matters Africa	755 268
15	William Samoei Ruto	723 210
16	Nation Fm	697 562
17	Larry Madowo	639 265
18	Airtel Kenya	628 295
19	Wanjiku The Teacher	609 272
20	Ghetto Radio 89.5	566 950

21	The XYZ Show	522 269
22	DJ SADIC	521 059
23	KCB Group	519 175
24	Coca-Cola	514 263
25	Midcom East Africa	499 347
26	Martha Karua	484 213
27	Modern Coast Express Ltd	482 547
28	DJ MO [topa de top dj]	472 235
29	Huawei Mobile Kenya	470 138
30	Kenya Weddings	469 032
31	Maina Kageni	468 844
32	The Insyder Magazine	462 011
33	Peter Kenneth	442 348
34	Equity Bank Kenya	440 251
35	Hero Radio	420 229
36	The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust	415 273
37	Capital FM Kenya	414 563
38	Co-op Bank Kenya (Official)	410 806
39	Samsung Mobile Kenya	393 051
40	Durex Kenya	384 455
41	Hope FM	379 236
42	The Star, Kenya	342 007
43	News24 Kenya	333 261
44	Dettol Kenya	332 403
45	Fly Jambojet	329 310
46	Ghafla Kenya W	320 528
47	Raila Odinga	306 955
48	Jua Cali	306 835
49	Standard Digital Entertainment	305 261
50	Global Wire News	301 801

Groove Awards 2013 Winners

2013-06-06T09:50:00.000-07:00

Groove Awards

June 1

Groove Awards 2013 Winners
• MALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR: Willy Paul
• FEMALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR: Gloria Muliro
• GROUP OF THE YEAR: BMF
• NEW ARTIST/NEW GROUP OF THE YEAR: Bahati
• SONG OF THE YEAR: Appointment - Jimmy Gait
• WORSHIP SONG OF THE YEAR: Hutaniacha - Makenna
• ALBUM OF THE YEAR: Mambo Yanabadilika - Hellena Ken
• HIPHOP SONG OF THE YEAR: Bila Yesu - SOC
• AUDIO PRODUCER OF THE YEAR: Bizzy B
• VIDEO PRODUCER OF THE YEAR: Eagle Films
• VIDEO OF THE YEAR: Conquerer - Joyce Omondi
• COLLABO OF THE YEAR: Wanajua - Pitson & Mwenye Haki
• RAGGA/REGGAE SONG OF THE YEAR: Holiday - Hope Kid
• GOSPEL RADIO SHOW OF THE YEAR: Gospel Sunday - Milele FM
• GOSPEL TV SHOW OF THE YEAR: Crossover - NTV
• RADIO PRESENTER OF THE YEAR: Antony Ndiema - Tukuza (Radio Maisha)
• DJ OF THE YEAR: DJ Mo
• CENTRAL SONG OF THE YEAR: Ruciu Rwaku - David Mambo
• EASTERN SONG OF THE YEAR: Utao - Purity Kateiko
• NYANZA SONG OF THE YEAR: Sonko wa Sonko - Christine Atieno
• RIFT VALLEY SONG OF THE YEAR: Kiboiboi - Faith Kosgei
• PWANI SONG OF THE YEAR: Nakungoja - Mercy D Lai
• WESTERN SONG OF THE YEAR: Nge Ekhisi - Selina Sitati
• ARTIST OF THE YEAR (UGANDA): Exodus
• ARTIST OF THE YEAR (TANZANIA): Christina Shusho
• ARTIST OF THE YEAR (RWANDA): Bahati Alphonze
• ARTIST OF THE YEAR (BURUNDI): Redemption Voice
• Song Writer of the Year: Mercy Wairegi
• Skiza Ringback Tone of the Year: Rose Muhando
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Outstanding Contributor to the Industry
• Rev. Dr. Matthews Mwalwa
• The Late Pastor Haron Opiyo
• The Late David Nthiwa

COMPLETE LIST OF ALL 28 BIG BROTHER THE CHASE HOUSEMATES

2013-05-28T15:15:00.001-07:00

Here is the full list of all 28 Big Brother Africa Season 8 ,The Chase, housemates with exclusive pictures. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!

BETTY, ETHIOPIA

HUDDAH, KENYA

ELIKEM, GHANA

LK4, UGANDA

ONEAL, ANGOLA

NANDO, TANZANIA

NEYLL, ANGOLA

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SELLY, GHANA

ANNABEL, KENYA

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CLEO, ZAMBIA

FATIMA, MALAWI

MARIA, NAMIBIA

DELLISH, NAMIBIA

HAKEEM, ZIMBABWE

List of all James Bond movies

2013-05-28T03:24:00.001-07:00

In celebration of 50 years of pure 007 action , here is the complete list of all James Bond movies along with the actor.
1. Dr. No (1962- Sean Connery)
2. From Russia With Love (1963-
Sean Connery)
3. Goldfinger (1964-Sean Connery)
4. Thunderball (1965-Sean
Connery)
5. You Only Live Twice (1967-Sean
Connery)
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
(1969- George Lazenby )
7. Diamonds Are Forever (1971-
Sean Connery)
8. Live and Let Die (1973- Roger
Moore)
9. The Man with the Golden Gun
(1974-Roger Moore)
10. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977-
Roger Moore)
11. Moonraker (1979-Roger Moore)
12. For Your Eyes Only (1981-Roger
Moore)
13. Octopussy (1983-Roger Moore)
14. A View to a Kill (1985-Roger
Moore)
15. The Living Daylights (1987-
Timothy Dalton )
16. Licence to Kill (1989-Timothy
Dalton)
17. GoldenEye (1995- Pierce
Brosnan)
18. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997-
Pierce Brosnan)
19. The World is Not Enough (1999-
Pierce Brosnan)
20. Die Another Day (2002-Pierce
Brosnan)
21. Casino Royale (2006- Daniel
Craig)
22. Quantum of Solace (2008-Daniel
Craig)
23. Skyfall (2012-Daniel Craig)
24. Spectre (2015-Daniel Craig)

Why Obama won't be coming to Kenya ..

2013-05-27T11:12:00.001-07:00

The news THAT OBAMA SKIPPED
KENYA IN HIS AFRICAN TRIP was
received with mixed reactions across
the country, however, the Kenyan
online community especially those on
Twitter had the some of the craziest
speculations why he chose to skip
Kenya. Take a look;
#WhyObamaWillSkip Kenya Coz
phones will be jammed, internet down
roads to be washed in soap and other
crappy stuff. Where is the fun in that?
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because he
has been in kenya severally therefore
he needs a change he can believe in.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because the
prodigal son never went back to his
father till all his money got finished
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya As the
president of U.S.A,I wouldn't intimidate
myself by going to a nation where
hustlers use jets!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya ocha mid of
the year people r busy planting n he
doesn't want to go to shamba
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Nobody
goes to shagz in the middle of the year
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because
this is his retirement home. He will be
in kenya with all his benefits n
beneficiaries from 2016.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He won't
get per diems. No one gets allowances
when going home.
#whyobamawillskipkenya coz our
prezzo got more mulla, more kids,
more swag and smokes more kush
than him.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He cant
stand china roads they are too way
smooth for his motorcade
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya hehe their
family dog heard about mombasa
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because
he's afraid @DanielOwira will ask to be
adopted by him. Bazinga!!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya anasema
ocha kunabore
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya His brother
Malik Obama lost the Siaya
gibermatorial election.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya They don't
want their family cat kutumbukizwa
kwa mtungi donge!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He doesn’t
visit a country that its Secretary Union
of workers has his own private solders.
#WhyObamaWillskipKenya Our prezo
thinks of Economic Growth, Peace &
ICC while Obama thinks Gay rights,
Abortion and War(N.korea)..
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Coz of
funny signs like USIKOJOE HAPA *
american accent*
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya hataki
kuimba " Started from the bottom now
we here "
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya every Luo
from Nyanza wil start telling him how
they used to wipe his father's tears
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He is on a
tour...nobody tours their own
backyards
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya and 52
other countries...How do you visit
everyone in a span of 3 days???
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Because
Uhuru and Ruto skipped the US in their
tours of UK and Africa
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya we have a
Vice President who gets Tantrums and
cries

C.H.A.N.G.E.

2013-05-16T11:36:00.000-07:00

As far as change is concerned in
regard to ourselves..we need to listen
to what people say about us .Then
stand in front of a mirror and have a
look at the obvious..They is no way one
can say that they don't care of what
the society says..the views of society..&
live with society..Society sees and states
the obvious..you cannot cheat society, you
cannot pretend at society, you cannot
serve 2 masters ,you might fool society, at
the tip of a tongue but not
cognitively...If society outlines bare to
you the obvious, why should u hate
society, be angry, cry, contemplate
suicide, commit suicide? You only have
the right to loath yourself..and the
truth..Society is not evil or
mean..Society has stated to you what you
present as obvious which you to yourself
should be obvious unless you are
denying retardly to yourself. Change!
Change exists! Change is possible!
Don't say 'so what!' when you are hurting
inside..why cry, why hate, why hurt
yourself, why contemplate, why stop
giving a damn of your future and
change is possible. Take a look in the
mirror, ask society, it doesn't matter your
selfish interest when you are a danger to
yourself for your pleasure & happiness
really???! Accept society's word , view,
observation..down & do away with the
self proclaimed watermelon! Lets
accept the truth.. the truth hurts.. but why
do you want to hear what you want to hear
and society knows no lies to the
obvious unless a BOD society..Listen to
the truth, swallow its bitter pill, then
change and prove society wrong!!
Life is easy, lets not make life hard for
ourselves and end up hating
ourselves..I say again u cannot sit on a
freaking wall..when you make your stand
known to society then let in be your stand
full 100%..Society is infallible if not verbally..then cognitively..PEACE!!!

How To Mark All Unread Yahoo Mail as Read.

2013-02-02T12:16:00.000-08:00

Do you have thousands and thousands of mail in Yahoo mail account waiting to be read? Don't create another account! And surely you don't have time to read them all or to mark them read one at a time. You wanna save time? Is it possible to mark all of them read ?... Yes ! Why not? At a touch of a button (hmm.. not really but..) yes! Just a few clicks. Here is how to:
1.Open your Yahoo mail account.
2.Right click on the Inbox button indicating the number of unread mail.
3.Select Mark All Read. And Voila ! That's all!
*In case nothing seems to happen, its probably due to a slow connection. So be patient and give it some time.
*If u run out of patience try opening a couple of mails.
You should see a purple box with a bar indicating the progress of reading. It should work as it worked for me. But remember to unsubscribe from all those contacts filling up your inbox. In case of questions or any problems, don't hesitate to comment below or e-mail me: georgekinuthia@rocketmail.com. Thank you for your time and All the best in life!!

Best of Ati.....Kwani ni.....jokes!! (feel free to add)

2013-01-13T09:04:00.000-08:00

Ati chapo 30bob.. kwani imepikwa na mafta ya transformer?
Ati Matatu 800..kwani nashuka na viti?
Ati Simu 70k.. kwani ina bafu na choo?
Ati Tie 300..kwaniinakuja na shingo?
Ati Sabuni 1K..kwani inaosha hadi dhambi?
Ati Mbuzi 10k..kwani inazaa ng'ombe??
Ati Ovacado 25bob..kwani mbegu yake ni lolipop
Ati matatu700,kwan dere ni pilot
Ati bra 1000,kwan ni long sleeved
Ati kiatu 10000,kwani inakam na barabara yake
Ati bash ya kurka mwaka 5000,qwan naruka adi 2015
Ati munaomba serikali,kwani hiyo ni
dini gani?
Ati kuona simba 500? kwani ni simba
wa yuda?
Ati belt 2k kwani inavaliwa bila toja
Ati Uhuruto for statehouse.......... Kwani Hague kulibomolewa??
Ati success card ni 400,kwani inakuja na mwakenya
Ati PK 30 bob , kwani imetafunwa na Ferguson?
Ati laptop 70k kwani iko na Windows ya chuma? GUYS FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE !!

Wonna know?

2012-05-02T23:21:00.000-07:00

I think that its time that i share this with everyone . I would love to answer a question that quite a number of people have asked me. George Kinuthia ...why dont you have a girlfriend? Well reader sit and relax cause am going to give you a number of reasons to why . Before i begin i would like to make it clear that i have had a number of girls who are my friends not girlfriends but friends who are girls. The first is : i have seen what relationships have done to people and i don't want that. I mean i never ever want to break a girls heart and be seen as a bad person. I also have a heart which they may break and dont want to spend precious time wailing and mourning over a person who is not dead ! That means that if i get a girlfriend and i will never break her heart ... Honey we may as well get married . FYI I still live with my parents ! For heaven sake am only 18 ! The next really is : i have a future to build for myself and not only for me but also for my future wife and children . For that i need to concentrate . The last thing i need is someone obstructing me from achieving this . Always on my mind , i cant sleep , cant concentrate in class , mum i cant eat . Honey take me shopping ! My going crazy ? Gosh that is just too much to handle! My mum supports and she always tells me that i should put my education as my number one priority and not to worry about the rest because God has a plan for everyone of us . I know that God has designated that special someone for me and Honey i know i havent met you yet but gal am doing all this cause i love and care for you ! The final reason is obvious ... am too young to have a girlfriend! Am not going to waste my allowance on you! Sorry i wont take you out cause am gonna miss Chowder and i havent even started yet on Lost season 6! Yes am childish, i watch too much Tv ,my butt swollen red from sitting 24/7 and am going past 70kg. Am proud of all this cause this is the George Kinuthia we know and love . Am not criticizing anyone with a gf or asking you to break up but do what you are doing ukiwa umejipanga ! Seco has changed me a lot and am not the innocent looking little angel that joined Changez in 07 'talk about changes '. Thank God we going to Uni and whatever happens there ... Well i dont know. If i lose my balance and break a couple of virginities ...what can i say? Well now at least you all know and i thank fb for giving me the opportunity to share what is in my heart to all who care . Now that that is over ...never ask me again why i dont have a girlfriend cause i carry this phone with me all the time and am gonna take it out and read this note out to y'all who WONNA KNOW !!

The 7 Wonders of George Kinuthia.

2012-05-02T23:13:00.000-07:00

1. The mosquito that doesn't bite.-squashed it and there was no blood on my hands. 2. The mysterious chicken beast -only mum has ever seen it and says that it is black ,has a long tail and lives in the bush. Damn thing ate all our chicken. 3. The bodyless tongue rat that lives in our cooker-all we ever see is its tongue through the cookers holes trying to lick poured tea. 4. The anti-pothole road of Bamburi - the road is like 15 years old and i have never even seen a 1mm diameter pothole on it . 5. The chicken house that let in monitor lizards even when the doors were shut and all the gaps were covered. -still don't know how they used to enter (did they have a key?) 6. The Makupa causeway - Remember Mombasa is an island. You pass through no bridge or use a ferry and u find yourself in the island when you are from Nairobi. That's cause you used the Makupa causeway. If you are ignorant as i was you would think that you are passing through a road in the mainland when its actually artificial land! I still wonder how they built it. 7. The floating bridge of Nyali - believe it or not, the bridge literally floated on water! Never got to see it though as it was demolished before most of us were born. I wonder though what would have happened if a good hurricane hit Kenya! __ Ladies and gentlemen those are my 7 wonders, what are yours ?

Curse of the mountain bike : Part III

2012-05-02T23:03:00.000-07:00

At least now u r now starting to see why i think of these problems as a curse. They are so many i have had to write 3 posts! I'll try to wind up. First i am proud to say the bike is quite stable now. 1 problem free week. Okay so after the gear stuff was replaced, it never helped. I took it back and they told me that the chain needed replacing. My dad took the bike later and told them to take their filthy gear stuff off my bike and returned mine. After days of crappy riding, thank God the chain broke and was replaced . That at least reduced the frequency of the gear 'jumping' but never fully solved the problem even to today. Later i discovered that the back tyre had been loose for quite sometime. Because i remembered that the bike produced a grinding sound. My dad took it for repair and it was tightened. Just a few rides after the tyre was back to shaking like a loose tooth. He later took it back again and since his tightening never solved the problem, he was asked to replace that metal where the spokes are attached to. That seemed to solve the problem. Unfortunately the spokes were loosely connected and when i was riding' suddenly the tyre curved in like as if it had been hit by a matatu. My dad came to a conclusion that the bike repair guy was a quack and he took it to this place which i haven't know up to now. Well they did a good job. The tyre is as good as new. One week later the front wheel decided to loosen up pretty bad in such a way that you couldn't ride it. Well my dad a week later took it the magical repair man and the bike came back looking new. One week now, no problems save for a few gear problems here and there , but then again riding my bike has never been sweeter!! Thanks for reading.

Curse of the mountain bikes: Part II

2012-05-02T22:59:00.000-07:00

I haven't written in quite a while so lets get right to it. I apologize to my readers for having to wait so long for part 2. Here it is. So my dad decided to ditch the first bike and went off to buy a second hand thinking that the price range was 2 to 4k . We however abandoned the thought of buying a new bike after hearing the prices. And what were they charging for those old , rusty bikes. 8k! We went off to buy a new bike at a familiar place. Yeah it was familiar cos call me stupid it was the same vendor who sold us my first bike. I decided not to tell my dad cos i was desperately in need of a new bike. Today i regret that decision! The bike was just 6k! When the deal is too good think twice! But the damn thing looked good n it still does. Made of shiny metal. So we took the days purchase home and i took it out for a test ride. On the way to the field i met some kids riding a borrowed bike. Since mine had a 'passenger seat' on the kids requested that i carry his friend n i did. We rode through some tall grass and up a hill. Suddenly the bike pedals felt loose and however how much i pedalled, the bike didnt move. I looked down and saw the chain. It had broke off! Luckily the vendor had told us that we could take the bike back anytime for repair. I returned the broken chain and it was replaced. Stupid bike! Spoiling on its first day of purchase! Yeah that was just the beginning. Before i rode it i had adjusted the seat to suit my height, but even after tightening it , the seat would easily move back and forth like a seesaw depending on where i applied pressure. Solution: i replaced the seat with that of the old bike. No more problems. After some days riding, problem no3. The right bike pedal , started getting loose and soon enough the part of the pedal where the feet is placed fell off. I tightened it with pliers. Days later it fell off, i got hold of a spanner n tightened it tight. That worked. Damn thing has never fallen of again. Later only a minor problem, the back mudguard become loose after the screws came off but i kinda used a hook and crook method to hold it back into place. The bike stayed problem free for sometime and was promising. The thing was fast and i could ride for long without fatigue. I even rode all the way to Shanzu n Mtwapa. For a good period of time, it was the best bike in the world and the bike of my dreams. It still feels like that once in a while nowadays. Holiday over! One day as i was riding to Shanzu, a new problem occured. The back tyre loosened. It became loose in a freaky way. I heard something fall and the bike started moving irregularly. I checked the back wheel. The two nuts were still tightly in place and tyre seemed to have been disconnected from the central metal cylinder as it moved loosely like a milk tooth. The bike was taken back to the vendor for repair. It was repaired. Unfortunately when my dad was putting the bike in the boot, the left gear changer broke. Like it broke into pieces. I tried riding it as it was but changing the gears using the right changer didnt seem to work. The bike was unridable. My dad told me that we would replace them with that of the first bike. I decided to do so on the second day only to discover that my dad had already ruined the right one. I opened up the left one and discovered why my dad had ruined the other one. Once u opened it, it couldnt put it back again cos of some spring, furthermore the changer was connected to the gear wire and thus to remove it meant removing the wire too. Cumbersome! My dad took it back to the vendor anyway. The gear changers were replaced and they still work ok. Next just after a few days after the back tyre had been repaired the front followed the same fate. It became a loose baby tooth so i replaced it with that of the first bike, remember the one that had a high quality tube? Yes that one. Oh it made it worse ! It reminded me of the crappy first bike that was so slow. Still up to today i dont know what makes it so slow. Even if you pedal your hardest, damn thing will just move like a wheelchair. I don't know why but it feels like there is some resistance at the pedals. A few km of riding leaves u exhausted like a goat. I persevered and on the next Saturday took the first tyre out and have it to my dad to take it for repair. That seemed to work. The only problem even after repairing the bike was the resistance when riding. It soon eased of a bit but pedaling became quite hazardous as the pedals will seem to get stuck and suddenly get loose and if riding too fast, this will cause your feet to leave the pedals and you loose control. This would occur once in a while but it started happening more frequently and the gear stuff and the back would seem to be jumping like as if something will get stuck ,pull it, let go and them get stuck again. My dad took for repair and we were told that it would require another gear machine stuff costing 250. That never seemed to fix it...

COMMENTARY

2012-04-03T12:22:00.000-07:00

If its one thing that people have to learn is that you can never think of anything as easy til you try it. Standing in front of about 200 people and giving your views on an extract from the Bible. Its not easy. Let me assure you. On my first time to give a commentary i sacrificed a whole prep preparing what to say and before that i had tried all possible ways to avoid giving the commentary. Begged and even tried to bribe just so that they could do it as they were more experienced. Everything was in vain and the only option was to skive and join the protestants. I don't how know it happened but i found myself in the catholic chapel and when the time came i delayed for about a minute to see if the future YCS chairman, Kisn Metobo, could give on my behalf. One minute gone and nobody stood. It was now or never and when i heard sighs of impatience, i stood up and made my way to the altar.I looked around and was glad that i had gone to confession. Oh i wished i could die there and then as i was ready for heaven. But nothing. I had to be a man i had
to face my fears, i had to do! For real, i had to grow up. Show courage! I was looking down. I felt like my heart could pop out at any second. My limbs were shaking. My neck was glued to my chest and my tongue and lips were too heavy. I gave it a trial and looked up and saw faces desperate for a commentary and was glad. I felt something burn in me and i pulled out a piece of paper where and i had written some notes. I started but with a bit of stammering. Some laughs here and there and the involuntary repetition of the word yes. Before i knew it it was all over. The applause from the congregation made me smile and was reassured that i can be brave. Little did i know that i would became the House rep of Kinya in the YCS Committee. That means that am gonna do a whole lot of commentaries before i get replaced, OH GOD !!!

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Matatu Sticker jokes / quotes.

Well Kenyan matatu's are known for their rather rude but wise sticker quotes/jokes. Here are some of them, feel free to add more:

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The terrorists that attacked Kenya's Westgate mall are not of Islam !

Kethi's nomination may have been revoked cause she is not a registerd voter but she is no fraudster!

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