tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:57:34 +0000MeHockeyIntroductionFootball FunniesFormalitiesSportHelpFightAVARiCEMr. BeanFeatureTemplateUpdatesDownloadDesignWomenNew StuffPranksComedyOnes to WatchIntelligenceLameFaceplant FridayBrainsComputingYouOopsFirefoxGunsNintendoSoftwareGrantFreeFootball ManagerAvramArticlesVideoBarnetNewsFootballFunnyhttp://kebabkings.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)Blogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-2563840927211405061Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:03:00 +00002008-07-29T00:11:23.541+01:00SportMr. BeanBarnetI also have a sports post for you! Two different flavours today for you. First things first, there's a show on BBC1 tomorrow (29th July) at 10.35PM. Titled 'Olympic Dreams'......it shows the life of Britain's young Olympic stars as they prepare to take on the best of the world in the upcoming Beijing olympics, and also their training for London 2012. This is however the 3rd in the series - so whyhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/z0e3ZgmCha0/mesports-olympics-and-barnet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bean824)36<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/z0e3ZgmCha0" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/mesports-olympics-and-barnet.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-220916725808443419Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:25:00 +00002008-07-29T00:12:25.988+01:00AVARiCEMr. BeanFor this update I have two posts in one for you. Most important thing first - our favourite editor AVARiCE is away on holiday and won't be back for a few weeks, so I'll be around to keep you occupied.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/b3i--7fUx9Y/meupdate-avarices-absence.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bean824)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/b3i--7fUx9Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/meupdate-avarices-absence.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-8749002329276887026Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:38:00 +00002008-07-18T21:38:11.852+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEFaceplant FridayYouFunnyThis week I’ve got three more videos lined up for you all. The usual blockbuster, a funny one and the final one - this week marks the return of the one that makes you cringe. I’ll start with the funny one. A short clip which involves a little kid and gymnastics. God I love the gymnastic face plants. It’s only short I know but the wacky music and multiple replays http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/Nl60G97boPs/you-faceplant-friday-return-of-ouch.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/Nl60G97boPs" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/you-faceplant-friday-return-of-ouch.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-542833234568642973Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:43:00 +00002008-07-14T23:03:46.330+01:00YouMr. BeanIntroductionFormalitiesI hope our resident editor has started all the necessary excitement over the newest additions to the editing team (!). But nevertheless, here I am – your deputy editor, Mr. Bean. I hope you’ll enjoy the different flavours that I’ll be bringing to your favourite blog.-Of course, you’ll be getting your usual dose of humour, news and just awesome-ness, but with me there’ll be some different flavourshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/Wc9-br5BY4Q/me-introductions-mr-bean-on-your.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bean824)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/Wc9-br5BY4Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/me-introductions-mr-bean-on-your.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-6417184547379770456Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:41:00 +00002008-07-14T21:41:09.836+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEYouFunny This is just epic. See the jump? Do it. I'm thinking of starting a new series (alongside Face Plant Friday) called 'Only In America', because with the glorious US of A, this blog probably wouldn't exist in any form, let alone this one. I don't honestly think that my satire could actually add anything to this video. It involves a man with no nose, a kidnapping, a drunken pair and http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/dmRNiRo2gUU/you-comedy-best-news-story-evar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/dmRNiRo2gUU" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/you-comedy-best-news-story-evar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-1418733079460634689Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:20:00 +00002008-07-14T21:20:45.553+01:00VideoFootball FunniesComedyAVARiCEYouFunny This is just awesome, isn't it? I mean, what more is there to be said about this? Of course I can think of more! After the jump, guys! Right. Where do we begin? Ah yes. This is a junior game. As in, everyone about to play is under the age of 18, and the audience probably consists of parents who wanted to pretend to be supportive, while Dad just checks out all the soccer mums out and abouthttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/ZhhvLryNHOs/you-comedy-drunken-referee-is-drunk.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/ZhhvLryNHOs" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/you-comedy-drunken-referee-is-drunk.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-7678440918517305234Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:47:00 +00002008-07-14T20:47:20.882+01:00New StuffNewsAVARiCEYouNintendoArticles Click the image to view it in original size. Pictured above is a wiimote sporting the Wii MotionPlus accessory. This accessory doesn't really carry the wow factor of things like the nunchuck, it just looks like a little white lego brick that clicks into the bottom of the remote, but that's not all it does. Hit the jump to find out why it's worth blogging about. It looks tiny, but that http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/-0dQ90EDSjc/you-nintendo-new-peripheral-sweet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/-0dQ90EDSjc" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/you-nintendo-new-peripheral-sweet.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-2258303346388509754Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:24:00 +00002008-07-14T20:24:03.542+01:00New StuffAVARiCEMeUpdatesLameFormalitiesWhat a terrible blogger I am. Having promised you an onslaught of content, I then gave you one Face Plant Friday and disappeared. Again. I’m now taking measures to prevent (the ever-increasing) readership (that’s you guys) being stranded by me! More after the jump. Firstly, today I'm going to make a few blog posts, no-where near enough to make up for another two weeks without me posting but http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/wCUgOxd0rK0/me-update-still-here.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/wCUgOxd0rK0" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/07/me-update-still-here.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-1302558495966230871Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:44:00 +00002008-06-20T23:46:34.504+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEFaceplant FridayYouFunnySo, it's been a while and I can only apologise for that but I'm here and I've got three spankingly beautiful videos for you this week. Where else are you going to find a Jew, a fat guy and an epic fail smashing their faces into the ground? You can't say I don't love you, can you? We'll begin this week with the fat guy, because it's probably the least funny and I feel like saving the best until http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/6fgMgVNZn0I/you-faceplant-friday-its-back.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/6fgMgVNZn0I" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/06/you-faceplant-friday-its-back.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-8537195464609642010Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:54:00 +00002008-06-13T23:57:12.624+01:00New StuffTemplateAVARiCEMeUpdatesLameApologies to those of you who've been waiting for me to update this blog for how long now? As with every blogger under the sun I've real world events and commitments which I prioritise before a mere blog. More after the jump, which is also an exciting new update!   In these past few weeks I've been extremely busy with things which are varied in nature, but added together have been excessively http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/GKwezib3d7s/me-update-yes-i-still-here.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/GKwezib3d7s" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/06/me-update-yes-i-still-here.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-9131882280981470607Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:57:00 +00002008-04-27T20:01:14.678+01:00NewsAVARiCEOopsYouArticlesThat's right. This guy quit his £80,000 p/a city job to become a carpenter. If you're ever having a bad day, remember it will be nothing like this guys'. The story has a happy ending though, he's all fixed now, he was only allergic to one type of wood. Only in Wales, hey?Can you imagine how he broke the news to his mates? This is why we need CCTV, to capture moments like that. I do believe the http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/VmLLnesMTPg/you-oops-carpenter-with-wood-allergy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/VmLLnesMTPg" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-oops-carpenter-with-wood-allergy.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-5913121506678315822Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:40:00 +00002008-04-27T19:56:20.175+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEFaceplant FridayYouFunnyApologies for the lateness this week but I've had a few coursework deadlines to meet as well as being ill, leaving me very little time.Animal face plant to kick off proceedings. You just can't beat 'em. Love how this cat does the very human thing of over-estimating its talent before doing the even more human thing of feeling the pain. I don't think I've ever seen a cat roll around the floor in http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/WTY_PDrIHB4/you-faceplant-friday-cats-and-italian.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/WTY_PDrIHB4" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-faceplant-friday-cats-and-italian.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-2233751106910840237Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:19:00 +00002008-04-21T13:29:23.686+01:00NewsAVARiCEOopsYouNintendoFunnyThis seems insane, but it's true. The Wii game Okami has IGN's watermark on the cover art. Just walk into your local store and you'll find it's true, that's insane! Can you imagine the conversations going on in the Nintendo design department right now? You can but you want me to translate? No way dude.Someone else has actually put all this information into standard English so you can see it, linkhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/syr4v_BzavA/you-oops-ign-watermark-on-okamis-cover.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/syr4v_BzavA" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-oops-ign-watermark-on-okamis-cover.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-4680431824312695399Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:13:00 +00002008-04-21T13:19:45.666+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEYouFunnyNothing special, just a compilation of George Bush's comic moments. Idiot or not, he's a funny guy. How many other people can boast having websites dedicated to their mistakes - or 'Bushisms' - as they are called.First seen on the Holy Taco blog, [here].~ AVARiCEhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/lqH5KnsnbMY/you-comedy-george-bush-is-still-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/lqH5KnsnbMY" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-comedy-george-bush-is-still-funny.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-9065204850162767379Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:08:00 +00002008-04-21T13:13:11.177+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEYouFunnyIt starts off candid video, then this guy just walks in. I was actually in hysterics. What could possibly be worse than your parents knowing you met someone from MySpace? The entire world knowing it. What's worse than being told off by your parents in front of your brother? Being told off in front of the entire world. What's worse than being raped? Being raped in the butt.IN THE BUTT.Seriously http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/uwWvlQavFCM/you-comedy-this-must-be-best-video-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/uwWvlQavFCM" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-comedy-this-must-be-best-video-ever.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-4604286902500654093Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:56:00 +00002008-04-21T13:07:59.514+01:00VideoFootball FunniesAVARiCEYouOnes to WatchFunnyCesc Fabregas is getting his own TV show. Here's the trailer.As much as I'd love to pick apart those God-given 55 seconds, I don't have enough time. The acting is poor, his English is poor and he looks everything but hard when he only catches three items to push off the table. To summarise, the whole idea makes me [cry].Do I smell a small-time club trying to make a marketing tool of Ronaldo's http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/nbbf_bcWum8/you-football-funnies-fabregas-to-get.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/nbbf_bcWum8" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-football-funnies-fabregas-to-get.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-137785646403750696Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:24:00 +00002008-04-18T20:54:07.635+01:00NewsAVARiCEMeFeatureFootballArticlesA couple of days ago Sly Sports (that was a typo but I'm keeping it as I like it) put up a story about Chelsea's Tal Ben Haim [Picture]. He moaned about a lack of first team football or something, I have a built in anti-retard filter that blocked out most of what he said.Something caught my eye though. Midway through the article he was quoted as having said this:"It was Jose who brought me here http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/F6-gBfGfgII/me-feature-sky-sports-great-hoax.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/F6-gBfGfgII" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/me-feature-sky-sports-great-hoax.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-8830217384473162655Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:12:00 +00002008-04-18T20:23:33.179+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEFaceplant FridayYouFunnyIt's that time of the week again people! This week; why black cats are evil, why Parkour must be French for Pain and why Ice Skating with your face will never become an Olympic sport.We'll kick off with the Ice Skater. As per usual this face plant raises a few questions in my mind. At 19 seconds, is that a pool of blood? Is the cameraman a primate of some sort?Good idea, but you're never going tohttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/fUb0jJO71-s/you-faceplant-friday-come-get-it-boys.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/fUb0jJO71-s" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-faceplant-friday-come-get-it-boys.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-6898072377795590230Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:28:00 +00002008-04-17T20:34:46.658+01:00This, my friends, is simply scary. Made by [Boston Dynamics], this is a video of the BigDog robot. It's being paid for by the American Government to aid the military. The aim of the machine is to "be able to serve as a robotic pack mule to accompany soldiers in terrain too rough for conventional vehicles", says [Wikipedia]. Whatever man, it scares the crap out of me. Thank God this thing is http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/U6j3N1DNlBI/you-technology-this-is-freakin-scary.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/U6j3N1DNlBI" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-technology-this-is-freakin-scary.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-5095587885466584059Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:13:00 +00002008-04-17T20:28:02.946+01:00DownloadAVARiCEFeatureYouSoftwareComputingFirefoxI've only just seen this. A new Firefox extension called [FoxTor]. Basically, it allows you to turn Tor browsing on and off through Firefox.For those of you who don't know what Tor is, it's an anonymous browsing network. Think of it as the world's most secure proxy, but you don't need to hit a proxy website, simply turn it on and you're surfing securely. There's a more detailed explanation on http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/tX1IXun7peE/you-anonymous-browsing-firefox-tor.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/tX1IXun7peE" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-anonymous-browsing-firefox-tor.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-3892600401382436794Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:04:00 +00002008-04-17T20:13:25.992+01:00DownloadAVARiCEYouSoftwareComputingToday Firefox released version 2.0.0.14. If you are already a Firefox user it should prompt you to update; if it hasn't you can get the latest version here.You can catch the release notes here, including the change log and other nerdy goodness. If you don't use Firefox you are somewhat of a muppet, you won't even know what this blog properly looks like. Download Firefox here.~ AVARiCEhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/XmAc_g7rTqY/you-software-firefox-updates-to-20014.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/XmAc_g7rTqY" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-software-firefox-updates-to-20014.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-4572058368940780842Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:12:00 +00002008-04-16T20:15:44.536+01:00AVARiCEYouSoftwareHelpFootball ManagerJust a week ago I blogged that Miniscout 1.5 was out. Seems there were some bugs which other people picked up on and Mx Amster was kind enough to fix them and send the new version out this quickly. Get it here.Check out the checklist here.~ AVARiCEhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/DfMA5BCcrV8/you-football-manager-miniscout-151-is.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/DfMA5BCcrV8" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-football-manager-miniscout-151-is.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-6313491056149818930Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:07:00 +00002008-04-16T20:09:21.146+01:00New StuffTemplateAVARiCEMeDesignMorning lads and ladettes.This is the second layout in as many months, but hopefully this one is built to last. Please tell me about any improvements in the comments.~ AVARiCEhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/YG2JozgfD20/me-template-new-template.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/YG2JozgfD20" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/me-template-new-template.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-6447704639962012744Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:03:00 +00002008-04-11T17:13:46.541+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEFaceplant FridayYouFunnyThis week's face plants if you take the previous three as a debt being written off. This week's includes our first ever animal faceplant. Check it.Small space + Child + Stairs + Box. That's the stupidest equation since the one that involved Michael Jackson, small children and a Disney themed home. Is the mother filming this? Whoever it is, the hysteric laughter at the end will only add to the http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/XmxQDK1WEa8/you-faceplant-friday-double-helping-ii.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/XmxQDK1WEa8" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-faceplant-friday-double-helping-ii.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693017971235490711.post-2696925817720122607Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:45:00 +00002008-04-11T17:03:06.794+01:00VideoComedyAVARiCEFaceplant FridayYouFunnySeeing as I didn't post last week I offer six videos of face planting glory today, as well as humble apologies.Free Video HostingThis one is short but hilariously sweet. Satisfying smack as his head loses a one on one battle with the wall. I bet he tried it again.Another old man face plant. This one is better though. Not only does he show Michael Jackson up with his little moonwalk before the http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/KebabKings/~3/fU9E-A6Myz0/you-faceplant-friday-double-helping-i.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (AVARiCE)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KebabKings/~4/fU9E-A6Myz0" height="1" width="1"/>http://kebabkings.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-faceplant-friday-double-helping-i.html