Rich Matheson http://www.ynrohkeeg.com An Elder Scrolls AudioComedy FanCast WINNER: 2012 Parsec Award for Best Speculative Fiction Audio Drama (Short Form) Ynroh of the House of Keeg is a Nord warrior in search of the truth behind the rumored "Dragon Invasion". He sets off on a journey across Skyrim to learn the truth, meeting colorful characters along the way. Popularized in the Dovahkiin Podcast by Tsora, Eporo, Tiger, and Nigera, the story is presented here in its intended form. It's uninterrupted, and with cool new tidbits like narration and minor George Lucas-esque re-tweaks. There is NO SET RELEASE SCHEDULE for the show; they'll kinda just come when they're ready. Real life blows; that's why we distract ourselves with podcasts. WINNER: 2012 Parsec Award for Best Speculative Fiction Audio Drama (Short Form) Ynroh of the House of Keeg, is a Nord warrior in search of the truth behind the rumored "Dragon Invasion". He sets off on a journey across Skyrim to learn the truth, meeting colorful characters along the way. Popularized in the Dovahkiin Podcast by Tsora, Eporo, Tiger, and Nigera, the story is presented here in its intended form. It's uninterrupted, and with cool new tidbits like narration and minor George Lucas-esque re-tweaks. There is NO SET RELEASE SCHEDULE for the show; they'll kinda just come when they're ready. Real life blows; that's why we distract ourselves with podcasts. Yes en-us 2018 Rich Matheson YnrohKeeg rich.matheson@comcast.net http://www.ynrohkeeg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/KQ-Biglogo2016.jpg http://www.ynrohkeeg.com Rich Matheson Getting By With A Little Help From Our Friends Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been a while. You might wanna brush up on the last couple episodes before tackling this one, because this one is YUGE. This super-sized catch-up episode revisits each of our three seperate storylines, so you can get up to date with where everyone is and what they're doing. Soris and Sebastian, still imprisoned in Badger's dungeon, attempt to devise a cunning escape plan. Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando continue their search for the cave in which Aelgvir, Urun, and Narratorius sought shelter, only to find it was inhabited and guarded by a fearsome Dwemer Sphere Guardian, which refuses to allow them to leave. Only a proper password will save their lives, and they simply don't have the slightest clue. Spoiler Alert- The password ain't 'Guest'. All of this, plus a surprise shakeup in the cast of the show, as well as a (naturally) extended Blooper Reel make this THE CAN'T MISS EPISODE OF THE YEAR! And, in fact, the ONLY episode of the year (to date). One caveat, though. This sucker weighs in at about 80 Megs, so you might wanna wait till you're on wifi to download this baby. I take no responsibility for any data overages you may incur while downloading this thing over 4G or whatever wireless system you're on. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_17.mp3 Sat, 23 Apr 2016 00:00:00 PST 56:25 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson A real one this time! At long last, the ACTUAL newest Campfire Storytime has arrived. The last one, of course, being a cruel hoax. But this time you're really going to have a blast as Rich regales you with tales of community theatre, the Magic of Disney, Audio Zombie Drama, and more! Let's face it: there are worse ways to waste a half hour of your life. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Campfire_9.mp3 Tue, 21 Jul 2015 22:30:00 PST 31:13 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson The April Fool's Joke This was actually an April Fool's joke in 2015; an episode disguised as a boring Campfire Storytime. I realize it's entirely possible that some people ignored this on principle, so I'm attempting to bring this episode into the fold in proper episodic order so that your playlists will be all sleek and organized-looking. Now let's see if I remember how to code an RSS feed. It's been a while. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_16.mp3 Wed, 01 Apr 2015 10:20:00 PST 24:43 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Potent Potions and Impotent Wrath Cando tells Zapatos his backstory and explains how he met Marjaenewen. The team receives an update on current events to the North. Soris plots his vengeance upon Two-Tails and unleashes his powers of Speechcraft in a brash escape attempt. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_15.mp3 Thu, 02 Oct 2014 12:30:00 PST 26:40 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Dead-End Caves 101 In this shorter-than-usual, yet pivotal episode, Aelgvir and Urun investigate the allegedly "empty" cave in which they're biding their time till morning. Is it really the dead-end cave Narratorius claims, or does it hold a darker mystery within? Heck, they're not going anywhere, so they may as well have a look. ...Right? http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_14.mp3 Mon, 14 Apr 2014 22:30:00 PST 08:47 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson OK, So April Was a Lie. This one was produced so quickly, there really was no point in keeping my promise and waiting till April. In this episode, Soris, Sebastian and Two-Tails confront the infamous Don Baggiarone, in hopes that they will retain ownership of the Gray Cloud Tavern as well as their lives. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_13.mp3 Tue, 25 Mar 2014 22:30:00 PST 14:08 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Where the hell has Rich been? Yes, a question for the ages: just where the hell has Rich been for months? Well, he's gonna tell you. He's also going to detail his plan to get Keeg's Quest back on track, and hopefully get stuff out to the slavering masses in a more timely fashion. Other assorted "where is he now?" tidbits, as well as a complimentary game review section make this a well-rounded, though shamelessly belated, performance. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Campfire_7.mp3 Sat, 22 Mar 2014 19:00:00 PST 19:55 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson In Search of Skooma Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando search for Marjaenewen, an old compatriot of Cando's and the only person in Tamriel capable of making Skooma Classic™. Meanwhile, Urun and MacGuffin make camp in a questionable location while Aelgvir pays the iron price for an evening of drunken debauchery. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_12.mp3 Sat, 7 Dec 2013 15:30:00 PST 34:25 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson The Cast Takes Over Rich Matheson is far too busy (evidently) to bring you a traditional Campfire Storytime, so the cast members decided to sneak you this installment completely behind his back. Many Bothans died to bring you this information. Naw, just kidding. But this one IS a little different! Hang out with the guys for a spell as they update you on Keeg's Quest, Rich's Sitch (clever wordplay there), and a little gratuitious infighting which they simply couldn't resist. Narratorius is also let out of his storytelling booth for another exciting edition of "Right Back At Ya"! Could this be any more fun?? Don't answer that. We already know the answer. Sheesh. And the duration of this file is a deliberate shout-out to our Trekkie brethren out there. LLAP, homies! http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Campfire_Roundtable.mp3 Mon, 12 Aug 2013 00:00:00 PST 17:01 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Ynroh Gets Professional Help Cando drags Ynroh to see a psychiatrist in hopes of curing his loincloth-soiling fear of dragons, but decides to take care of a little bidness on the way. Did I just type "bidness"? Seriously? Meanwhile, Soris, Sebastian, and Two-Tails attempt to rectify the gang's unfortunate "late payment situation" with Badger, because a death mark isn't an easy thing to live with. If indeed things have escalated that far... http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_11.mp3 Fri, 10 May 2013 18:00:00 PST 31:51 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Please listen to this, folks! This seemed to be the best way to get everyone informed on just what the heck is going on over here at Keeg's Quest Central. I beseech everyone to listen to at least the first three minutes of this message, just so everyone's on the same page, kay? Thanks a bunch! Hugs 'n High Fives - Rich http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/announcement.mp3 Sat, 23 Mar 2013 18:00:00 PST 11:56 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Camping out with the guys! Well, now that the band's back together again, they only have one problem. Ynroh's scared to death of dragons and has zero intention of hunting them for fun, sport, or world-saving purposes. So, Cando decides some Tough Love™ is in order. Meanwhile, trouble's brewing at the Gray Cloud Tavern: a terrifying new threat threatens their ownership of the venerable hangout! Oh Gods, the horror! In a world beseiged by dragons, this is what qualifies as drama. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_10.mp3 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 15:00:00 PST 34:27 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson ...or, How the Battlemage Stole The New Life Festival In this holiday distraction from the main story, we flash back to two years ago, as Soris Uvula weaves a nefarious plot to ruin Christmas for the citizens of Windhelm. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegmas_2K12.mp3 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:00:00 PST 28:42 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda, Christmas Rich Matheson The Quest for Keeg! In this Super-Sized episode, the whole gang prepares for their journey, then sets off on an epic voyage a few miles south to find Ynroh! http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_09.mp3 Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:00:00 PST 51:23 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Season 2 Premiere! Keeg's Quest returns to a world without a Keeg! Zapatos and Urun have stumbled upon a locked basement where they are certainly not welcome. Will this be the start of a beautiful friendship, or will this all end in blood? http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_08.mp3 Sat, 06 Oct 2012 12:00:00 PST 33:14 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Catching up with Rich! Rich pokes his head in after a brief absence and talks about everything that's been keeping him busy. Our narrator speaks out against the scourge of one-star reviews, and the trailer for Season Two of Keeg's Quest is revealed, as well as a (gasp!) RELEASE DATE! I mean, since when have I done THAT, right? Lesson learned, indeed! http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Campfire_5.mp3 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:00:00 PST 23:55 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Note to Self: Taking a "vacation" from recreation is stupid. When last we heard from Ynroh of the House of Keeg, he had recently fallen to his grisly death, only to be resurrected by the magic of cowardly writing. This inter-season micro-series chronicles the the dream Ynroh experiences during this slumber. Raise your shields and modulate your phasers for Keeg's Trek: A Non-Skyrim Dream Sequence! http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Trek_Part_1.mp3 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:00:00 PST 15:53 Star Trek, Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson The Death of Ynroh of the House of Keeg. The first season finale of Keeg's Quest: A Skyrim Adventure, entitled (dum dum duuuuuuum....) The Death of Ynroh of the House of Keeg! http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_07.mp3 Tue, 22 May 2012 14:15:00 PST 35:06 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Season Finale Talk with Rich! Wait, season WHAT?? Rich attempts to mitigate the obvious (apparent) slacking which caused Episode 7 to not be released in April, as he kinda promised. He shares with you his joy at being contacted by various badasses in the podcasting community, offers a brief, mostly spoiler-free opinion on the Mass Effect 3 Ending Debacle, and details the massive undertaking of constructing a studio in a closet. Rich also assuages your potential fears regarding his departure from Twitter (...as if you actually noticed. Ha.). Lots of fun to be had in here; just... not as much fun as an actual episode (which will be coming!). Sorry... http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Campfire_4.mp3 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:00:00 PST 25:14 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson This is why people adventure ALONE. Our heroes go for a long walk looking for adventure, but Zapatos seems quiet. TOO quiet. So Ynroh offers to help him out with his assassination contract. Wait... WHAT?? Oh, and they find a cave. Infested with spiders. And a squatter. Great. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_06.mp3 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 04:15:00 PST 33:34 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson A buddy adventure with Ynroh and Zapatos! Ynroh springs Zapatos from prison in Solitude and goes to Whiterun looking for his friends, but ends up getting in an (inevitable) altercation with a local who totally has it coming. Oh... and he FINALLY gets his hands on some skooma! Sort of... http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_05.mp3 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 18:30:00 PST 29:24 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson The one with the apologies and assurances. Rich confers effusive gratitude upon the fans, offers sincere apologies for the unavoidable delays which have plagued this production, and reassures the masses that more episodes WILL be coming! He also comes clean about Tullius, whines about houses, and rhapsodizes on the Art of Mixing. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Campfire_3.mp3 Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:30:00 PST 27:00 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Ynroh is back in prison. If this ain't destiny, I dunno what is... Well, it certainly seems to be raining crap in KeegTown. In this episode, Ynroh must deal with his cellmate's... alarming needs, makes a visit to the Torture Chamber, and (GASP!) gets EXECUTED?? REALLY?! It's all in a day's work for The Keeg... http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_04.mp3 Tue, 13 Dec 2011 18:30:00 PST 35:06 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Rich Matheson says wuzzup the fans! This is just Rich prattling on Skryim and other stuff, including the future of Keeg's Quest, Tales of Adventure, The Process (or, how this stuff happens) and his phone call(s) to Bethesda (gasp)! http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/campfire_2.mp3 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:10:00 PST 18:45 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Listen to this while waiting in line for Skyrim at Midnight! Woohoo!!! In the first full-length NEW episode of Keeg's Quest, Ynroh and Sebastian encounter a surprise back at the campfire, new characters and old come together, and the fabled stew will finally, FINALLY get eaten. But the fate of Ynroh Keeg is far from secure... http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_03.mp3 Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:00:00 PST 33:40 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Rich Matheson greets the fans! This is just Rich prattling on about various topics, including the future of Keeg's Quest, PS3 woes, and The Collectors Edition (swoon!) http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/campfire_1.mp3 Thu, 3 Nov 2011 19:10:00 PST 18:09 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Ynroh seeks out Cando, gets in a fight, and learns a new hobby! The next three scenes of the story, featuring The Redguard Scene, the Dunmer Scene, and the Emotional Crisis Scene. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_02.mp3 Mon, 31 Oct 2011 06:00:00 PST 31:41 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda Rich Matheson Ynroh of the House of Keeg sets off on his Quest! The first three scenes of the story, featuring The Barkeep Scene, the Argonian Scene, and the Mages Guild Scene. http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/keegsquestasa/Keegs_Quest_Ep_01.mp3 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:01:00 PST 22:09 Skyrim, Ynroh, Keeg, Comedy, Dovahkiin, Elder, Scrolls, Audio, Drama, Bethesda