KENETO ONLINE MAGAZINE

MMM the Life Saver

2016-11-30T11:16:00.002-08:00

Amidst all controversies is the recent MMM which has been welcomed with all sorts of opinions and reactions. Some think its fraud, some think its legit, others obviously have no idea. However MMM has been able to save millions of Nigerians especially in this economic recession period....so you might want to join...(winks)

Join now and make money...lols
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Comedy is the real deaaaal.

2016-08-12T18:51:00.001-07:00

Am sure you must have heard of Crazeclown, kanmi, and co. and now i bring you Mr Lenzy, he is very funny, entertaining and surely will make you laugh. You can follow him on i.g @ Mr Lenzy to watch hilarious videos or check his youtube page @ Mr_Lenzy Comedy Skit and suscribe.

Have you heard of Philip Emeagwali?

2016-08-12T17:52:00.002-07:00

Emeagwali was born in Akure, Nigeria on 23 August 1954. His early schooling was suspended in 1967 as a result of the Nigerian Civil War. At 14 years, he served in the Biafran army. After the war he completed high-school equivalence through self-study.

He is married to Dale Brown Emeagwali, a noted African-American microbiologist

He is married to Dale Brown Emeagwali, a noted African-American microbiologist.

He traveled to the United States to study under a scholarship following completion of a correspondence course at the University of London. He received a bachelor's degree in mathematics from Oregon State University in 1977. He later moved to Washington DC, receiving in 1986 a master's degree from George Washington University in ocean and marine engineering, and a second master's in applied mathematics from the University of Maryland. Next magazine claims that Emeagwali claimed to have further degrees. During this time, he worked as a civil engineer at the Bureau of Land Reclamation in Wyoming.

Emeagwali received the 1989 Gordon Bell Prize for an application of the CM-2 massively-parallel computer. The application used computational fluid dynamics for oil-reservoir modelling. He won in the "price/performance" category, with a performance figure of about 400 Mflops/$1M. The winner in the "performance" category, Mobil Research and Thinking Machines, used the CM-2 for seismic data processing and achieved the higher ratio of 500 Mflops/$1M. The judges decided on one award per entry. His method involved each microprocessor communicating with six neighbours.

Emeagwali's simulation was the first program to apply a pseudo-time approach to reservoir modeling.

Emeagwali was voted the "35th-greatest African (and greatest African scientist) of all time" in a survey by New African magazine.

His achievements were quoted in a speech by Bill Clinton as an example of what Nigerians could achieve when given the opportunity. He is also a frequent feature of Black History Month articles in the popular press.

10 Things You Need To Know About Funke Akindele

2016-08-12T17:18:00.001-07:00

1. Funke’s first movie was Unclad Wire (1997), produced by Opa Williams, in which she played a waitress.

2. Funke became famous after featuring in popular United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) sponsored sitcom, I Need To Know. She played Bisi, a curious but highly intelligent secondary school student. The sitcom ran for 4 years, 1998 to 2001

3. Funke studied mass communication in the former Ogun State Polytechnic, now Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. The talented actress is also a graduate of Law from the University of Lagos, Akoka, Yaba

4. Funke became popular after the release of Jenifa in 2009, a movie she produced under her Scene One Productions company.

5. Funke runs a non-governmental organisation known as The Jenifa Foundation, which nurtures talent among other things.

6. Funke was married to Kenny Almaroof Oloyede between May 2012 and July 2013. Their courtship, marriage and subsequent divorce were not devoid of controversy.

7. Since, the first Jenifa movie, the actress has produced two others: Jenifa 2 and The Return of Jenifa. In January 2015, the actress announced a TV series called Jenifa’s Diary based on the popular character.

8. Funke has starred in several other Nollywood blockbusters including the Tunde Kelani directed Maami; Omo Ghetto and Married But Living Single.

9 Funke’s mum is a medical doctor while her father is a retired school principal.

10. Funke has two sisters and one bother. She is the second child. Bonus: Funke has won many awards for acting and producing. In 2009, she won the African Movie Academy Award (AMAA) for Best Actress in a Leading Role. Other awards include: AfroHollywood Awards for Best Supporting Actress; Future Awards

1. Funke’s first movie was Unclad Wire (1997), produced by Opa Williams, in which she played a waitress. 2. Funke became famous after featuring in popular United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) sponsored sitcom, I Need To Know. She played Bisi, a curious but highly intelligent secondary school student. The sitcom ran for 4 years, 1998 to 2001. READ ALSO: Check Out Funke Akindele’s Hilarious Dance Steps As She Turns 39 3. Funke studied mass communication in the former Ogun State Polytechnic, now Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. The talented actress is also a graduate of Law from the University of Lagos, Akoka, Yaba. 4. Funke became popular after the release of Jenifa in 2009, a movie she produced under her Scene One Productions company. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter funke akindele18 5. Funke runs a non-governmental organisation known as The Jenifa Foundation, which nurtures talent among other things. 6. Funke was married to Kenny Almaroof Oloyede between May 2012 and July 2013. Their courtship, marriage and subsequent divorce were not devoid of controversy. READ ALSO: Nollywood Actress Reveals Her Most Memorable Kiss, It’s With A Married Nigerian Actor 7. Since, the first Jenifa movie, the actress has produced two others: Jenifa 2 and The Return of Jenifa. In January 2015, the actress announced a TV series called Jenifa’s Diary based on the popular character. 8. Funke has starred in several other Nollywood blockbusters including the Tunde Kelani directed Maami; Omo Ghetto and Married But Living Single. 9.. Funke’s mum is a medical doctor while her father is a retired school principal. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Funke Akindele and her mum Funke Akindele and her mum, Dr Adebanjo 10. Funke has two sisters and one bother. She is the second child. Bonus: Funke has won many awards for acting and producing. In 2009, she won the African Movie Academy Award (AMAA) for Best Actress in a Leading Role. Other awards include: AfroHollywood Awards for Best Supporting Actress; Future Awards – Best Actress; Dynamix Awards – Best Actress; City People – Best Actress; City People – Best Movie of the Year for Jenifa, among others
Read more: https://www.naij.com/529267-10-things-need-know-funke-akindele.html

STEVE CROWN, YOU ARE GREAT LYRICS

2016-08-01T07:49:00.000-07:00

STEVE CROWN, YOU ARE GREAT LYRICS

INTRO:

VERSE 1:
you are great, yes you are,
holy one,
Walked upon the sea,
rise the dead.
Reign in majesty,
mighty God,
Everything written about you, is great
(repeat)

CHORUS:
you are great (Respond)
you are great (Respond)
you are great (Respond)
you are great!!!
(Repeat)
Everything written about you, is great
(REPEAT CHORUS)

INTERLUDE
Worship you today!
Give you all the praise,
eeeh!!!.
Mighty mighty God,
worship you today,
give you all the praise,
as we lift our hands to you,
with pleasure in our heart,
we raise our voice to say,
everything written about you, is great
isi ike’ndu
worship you today,
give you all the praise,
as we lift our hands to you
with pleasure in our heart
raise our voice to say
everything written about you, is great

REFRAIN:
Demon trembles at your presence
what a mighty God we serve
glory, glory Alleluia,
Everything written about you, is great
(Repeat)

(Repeat chorus)
you are great, so great.
we worship you lord, king of kings,
and lord of lords
oh so great you are,
doing marvelous things,
everything written about you is great

Manchester United might win the Premiership

2016-08-01T07:34:00.001-07:00

With the recent signings of Zlatan Ibrahamovic, Henrique, Jose Mourinho and Prospective Poogba, i think its save to say that Manchester United is a team to beat next season. However they might face though teams like Chelsea, Man City e.t.c but Leciester? No, they definitely wont be lucky this time.

Nigerian student honoured as youngest Ph.D graduate in South Africa

2016-02-06T01:10:00.000-08:00

26-year-old Romola Adeola has emerged the youngest doctoral graduate at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

The Lagos State University alumnus was honored by Center for Human Rights in the country.

On its website, the institution writes, “At just 26 years of age, Romola has set a record in being the youngest person to obtain a Doctor of Laws degree (LLD) in the 30-year history of the Centre for Human Rights.

Furthermore, she is only the second youngest person to achieve this in the Faculty of Law, University of Pretoria since its establishment 107 years ago. She distinguished herself by completing the LLD in under 3 years.

Oya Turn Up!!!....

2016-02-04T08:28:00.003-08:00

The Department of Sociology is in the news again, and for good reasons of course. The department's social director Lailat Yunusah is inviting all students of the campus to the department's Entertainment evening happening tomorrow Friday, 5th of February, 2016.

Venue is the school's ETF A building
Time is 5.00pm prompt
Gate Fee is just #300

Events include Comedy, Music live performance, Dance live performance and lots more.

Join Mc Hilarious and Judmicy at the event tomorrow, Don't Dull!

Call this a party because it promises to be electrifying.

Oya turn up!!!!

FASSA's Students/Lecturers Colloquium; How It Went Down

2016-02-04T03:34:00.000-08:00


Mr Damola; the Anchor

The first FASSA Students/Lecturers colloquium of the new session was held on Tuesday February 2nd 2016 at the Faculty of Social Sciences lobby.

After the introduction of dignitaries which included lecturers from all four departments in the faculty and the acting Dean of the faculty, Dr. Omitola, the opening prayer was done by Dr. Lawal, the H.O.D. of Sociology Department.

The acting Dean started with a welcome address reiterating the position of Osun State University as a University to reckon with in Nigeria. He announced the school as the second best state university in the country and the 28th best when all other universities are included.


students paying rapt attention

After the welcome address, the Chief Security Officer of the Campus then encouraged students to be security conscious and to learn to give information on any case of criminality around campus so adequate punishment can be meted out to prospective deviants.
He went on to advice students to adhere to school rules and regulations and also not to form the habit of staying out late.

After the admonition of the CSO, the Faculty Officer read out the school's code of conduct for all student after which the question and answer session began.

The Faculty Officer reads out the code of conduct

Most of the questions were centered around students having problems with course registration and missing scripts.

A student asked about the state of the school hostel in which the acting Dean answered that work is on-going for the hostel to be back functioning under the management of the school.
The issue of the school's WIFI came up as well and again the Dean promised that students will soon have access to it.

Dr. Yakubu addressing a question from a student

Dr Lawal, H.O.D of Sociology cracked the students up with the reply he gave to the students asking for Departmental uniform for Sociology, he said in summary that such students transfer can be helped facilitated by the lecturers and the acting dean to other departments that have such uniform rules. Haha.

Dr. Ogunleye of Economics department answered a question regarding exams grade by reiterating that F is the only grade that requires a student to resit for an exam. He admonished students to be studious and start preparing for exams which starts in 3 weeks.

The colloquium ended with a closing prayer by Dr. Yakubu of Geography Department.


the closing prayer

students at the colloquium

The Department of Sociology Are Freshers Cup Champions

2016-02-02T11:04:00.000-08:00

It was celebration galore yesterday at the school field when the referee blew the final whistle that ended the final match of the freshers cup competition between Sociology and Political Science.

The Department of Sociology defeated all opponents and came out 1-0 winners over Political Science in the final match. The players were presented with the champions cup by the acting Dean of the Faculty of Social Sciences.

The celebration continued today as the gallant players who represented the department presented the cup to the Head of Department of Sociology, Dr Lawal and other lecturers of the Department.

the H.O.D. Dr. Lawal (middle) with Dr. Kareem (left) and Dr. John Agbonifo (right) holding the cup

all smiles..LOL

the victorious players

Congratulations to the boys and to the Department of Sociology for yet another silverware.

(Updated)

Mrs Alakija appointed Chancellor of Osun State University.

2016-01-30T01:08:00.000-08:00

The Governor of the State of Osun, Rauf Aregbesola, appointed the third richest woman of African descent in the world, Mrs Folorunso Alakija, as Chancellor of the Osun State University, Osogbo on Monday January 25th 2016.

The appointment which takes immediate effect will be for a period of five years.‎

The Governor, Mr. Aregbesola, while congratulating the new Chancellor, said Mrs. Alakija’s antecedent and sterling qualities as a God-fearing woman, a person of honour, integrity and successful business woman would no doubt impact positively on the running of Osun State University.

In her acceptance address to the governor, Mrs Alakija said, “It is with pleasure that I receive and accept the appointment as the chancellor of the University of Osun State. I pray for God’s grace and strength to execute my duties as Chancellor of the University during my five-year tenure.”

Congratulations to Mrs Alakija.

Videos From The UNIOSUN Fashion Show Runway

2016-01-26T21:11:00.000-08:00

You can now watch videos from the UNIOSUN Fashion Show Runway here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnutW-NsdfY

AND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkdNdXubB-M

You're Too Smart To Get Killed By A Rat

2016-01-26T09:23:00.000-08:00

In the wake of the outbreak of Lassa Fever in the country, there have been many reported cases of deaths across the country including Osun State. Truth is some of us still don't exactly know enough about the virus not to talk of how to prevent or deal with it.

In the course of this post I will try to enlighten us more on the virus, the symptoms and how to prevent it.

Lassa fever or Lassa hemorrhagic fever (LHF) is an acute viral hemorrhagic fever caused by the Lassa virus and first described in 1969 in the town of Lassa, in Borno State, Nigeria. Similar to the Ebola virus, clinical cases of the disease had been known for over a decade but had not been connected with a viral pathogen.

Lassa fever is endemic in parts of West Africa including the following areas:

Liberia
Guinea
Nigeria
Sierra Leone

SYMPTOMS

The symptoms range from fever, general weakness to malaise (a general feeling of discomfort, illness, or uneasiness whose exact cause is difficult to identify). After a few days, headache, sore throat, muscle pain, chest pain, nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, cough, and abdominal pain may follow.

In severe cases facial swelling, bleeding from the mouth, nose, vagina and low blood pressure may develop. Shock, seizures, tremor, disorientation, and coma may be seen in the later stages.

Deafness occurs in 25% of patients who survive the disease. In half of these cases, hearing returns partially after 1-3 months. Transient hair loss and gait disturbance may occur during recovery.

Death usually occurs within 14 days of onset in fatal cases.

TRANSMISSION

Humans usually become infected with Lassa virus from exposure to urine or faeces of infected Mastomys rats. Lassa virus may also be spread between humans through direct contact with the blood, urine, faeces, or other bodily secretions of a person infected with Lassa fever.

Person-to-person transmission occurs where the virus may be spread by contaminated medical equipment, such as re-used needles. Sexual transmission of Lassa virus has also been reported.

Lassa fever occurs in all age groups and both sexes. Persons at greatest risk are those living in rural areas where Mastomys are usually found, especially in communities with poor sanitation or crowded living conditions.

PREVENTION

Effective measures include storing grain and other foodstuffs in rodent-proof containers, disposing of garbage far from the home, maintaining clean households and keeping cats.

As students, it is advisable that we keep our food stuffs away from these rodents, keep them in containers where they can't penetrate, keep good hygiene, clean your environments and do what you can to reduce the rats around you as we know we cant completely keep them away.

Don't take things for granted, you still have a long life to live, you're too smart to get killed by a rat don't you think?

FASSA To Have A Joint Final Year Dinner

2016-01-25T04:49:00.000-08:00

The Faculty of Social Sciences is planning something big! When I say something big I mean something really BIG!

Every year, final year students bow out with departmental dinners to celebrate the end of their four-year program, but this time, the faculty is planning on bringing all departments including Political Science, Economics, Sociology and Geography together for a single block-busting dinner night and after party. YEEEYYYY!

Already, there are preparations on-going to make sure the night will last in the memory of every final year student in the faculty. The dinner night is going to be strictly for final year students in the faculty of social sciences alone.

For sure, merit awards will be given out to students in various categories, there are plans for an after-party after the dinner proper. It's going to be the first of it's kind.

Bleech Reports as a media partner of the event is calling on all students in the faculty of social sciences to give their full support so as to make the night one to remember.

WATCH OUT fellas!!

EVENT REPORT: UNIOSUN Fashion Show + (PICTURES)

2016-01-24T12:15:00.000-08:00

The much anticipated UNIOSUN Fashion Show has come and gone but the question is, Did it live up to expectations? Well, the answer to that depends on what you were expecting from the show.

Apart from the fact that the event didn’t start at the speculated time-I mean, nobody was expecting it to-other things went well. Bleech reports was ready and live on the red carpet which started around 10:00 pm and went on for almost 2 hours before the show started proper.

Some pictures from the red carpet:


Ife on the red carpet

they won the Best Clique award

Tayo with K.O.D. on the red carpet

MC Maximum and MC Chichi were the anchors of the night and trust me, they didn’t disappoint one bit especially Mc Maximum who was lively all night with some really interesting and creative jokes, one can say he’s truly a professional at being an MC. This is where I give my first kudos to the organizers of the show; they did a very vital thing by entrusting the show in the hands of a competent MC, something very rare in Okuku events. You know that’s true.

There were a lot of performances on the night from various artistes, and one which is worthy of mentioning is K.O.D. who totally killed the show with his well thought-out rhythmic rap lyrics; someone who sat with me compared his style to Kendrick Lamar. Haha

The runway which displayed various creative styles of fashion was the height of the night for me. Once again, kudos to the organizers of the event for bringing such to the school, from the various styles to the runway models who modeled them, it was a pretty scene to see. It was evident that a lot of preparation was put in place to make it happen. Videos from the runway will be available for download tomorrow.

The award presentation went well and one award category which caused a bit of controversy was the BLOGGER of The Year award which was given to Adejuwon Olaide of STREET77.COM, students of Ejigbo campus had a representative in the category and they felt they were cheated when the winner was announced and despite the explanation that AMA gave on how the winner emerged, the students of Ejigbo campus all filed out angrily after the award was presented to STREET77.

Damilola Quadri from Ifetedo Campus won Face Of Uniosun. The award presentation was capped up with an award given to AMA VISION GROUP which I think they deserve, they are setting a precedent in the school, and trust me others will see this, love it and copy it.

Damilola Quadri (Face of Uniosun)

...Damilola with friends from Ifetedo campus

On the menu front, the show didn’t disappoint too, there was food and snacks, drinks were on all tables. A regular ticket was #1000 don’t forget.

All in all, from the writers point of view, the show was a success, the mere fact that something of such nature is being done in Uniosun for the first time is something to be happy about. One final kudos to the organizers and we hope more of it will happen in the nearest future.

Don't forget, videos from the runway will be available for download tomorrow.

UNIOSUN FASHION SHOW PROMISES TO BE A BOMB!

2016-01-17T06:44:00.001-08:00

Its about to go down. On the 22nd of January 2016, attention will turn to the much anticipated UNIOSUN Fashion Show happening here in Okuku.

The Fashion show will include:

*Runway

*Exhibition

*Music

*Animations

*Comedy

*Awards

Date is January 22. 2016. Red Carpet starts from 6:00pm. Venue is the CrownFit Hotel,Okuku,Osun-state.

Ticket information is as follows

Tickets: #Regular: Event Jersey or 1k

#Vip: Event Jersey + 5k

#VVip: Event Jersey +10k

For more inquiries and Tickets Reservation, call; 08026240559,07033434434,08053704273

This event is sponsored by:

Hush Clothing Company, Prodigy Ent, FreshMindMagz(freshmindworld.com), Crown Fit Hotel, Captain Cook, International Brewery, Simple Draw, Kiddah Graphics, Triotinaija.com

AND

Powerd by Amavision Group!

Please note that Maximum Security is Guaranteed!!

Accounting Students Welcome ICAN Officials in Style

2016-01-14T01:52:00.000-08:00

The department of Accounting Osun State University received officials from The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN) yesterday for the renewal of the school’s ICAN accreditation; to skip stages for the students of the department.

The ICAN officials were in the school campus (Okuku) to assess the different facilities of the department including the Accounting laboratory and the Accounting library.

Students of the department were asked to form a line at the front of the school gate, eh kon be like say dem be market women wey dey wait for Oba to pass, they were all in their White and Black uniform to welcome the ICAN officials.

More pictures below;

Written By; Kunmilade Sanda (Bleech Crew)

UNIOSUN's Faculty of Law Invites Femi Falana to its Annual Lecture as Guest Speaker

2016-01-13T06:45:00.003-08:00

Osun State University Faculty of Law, Ifetedo Campus in its annual lecture series invites renowned Nigeria lawyer Femi Falana as guest speaker.

The lecture which is titled; JUSTICIABILITY OF SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC RIGHTS IN NIGERIA will hold on Wednesday January 20, 2016 at Osun State University College of Law, Ifetedo Campus.

Other invited personality include the Governor of Osun State, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola who is to serve as the special guest of honor.

For Final Year Students!!!

2016-01-12T14:48:00.000-08:00

There are those that have not been offered admission yet! Yes! by JAMB. And if you're going to be doing your clearance this year, you need to get yours fixed. So the following information is for final year students who have not gotten UNIOSUN admission notice from JAMB.

1. Go to any commercial bank to obtain a bank draft in favor of Uniosun for 5,000(there will be extra bank charges, #525 at most; could be less.)
2. Take the photocopied bank draft as well as the original to the student's accounts office at the main campus in Osogbo to change to school receipt.
3. Take a photocopied receipt to the admission office also in Osogbo.
4. Also with you to the admission office is the print out that says 'admission not offered yet'.

Please note that the deadline for all students even if your father na Otedola *coughs* is 22nd January, 2016 and that's just 8 working days away from today.

This should be taken with all seriousness as it will definitely affect clearance.

Little advice; to save you the stress, go to the bank where you have an account to get the bank draft. Every bank will charge for commission, this defers depending on which bank. However, the highest charge is #525 which means total amount for the bank draft is #5,525. It could be less.

PICTURES: School Resumes With Prayer Section

2016-01-06T14:29:00.001-08:00

Surprisingly, on Monday 4^th January 2016, with about 20% of student in school, three classes took place mostly from the faculty of management science. However, some other intended classes did not hold because many students were not in school.

But on Tuesday 5^th January 2016 with about 40%(random guess) of student in school, lectures took place in about five departments across the college, which are BFN, ACC, ENT, BUS, SOC, and others. The school was also filled with freshers who just got admitted.

Also a prayer section was held on Tuesday 5^th January at the ETF. It was organized by the school authority, at first it looked like a secondary school assembly section and many thought it was but the prayer section was for the New Year and to commit the school to GOD.


looked like an assembly...

Present were the deans of both faculties, HODs of all departments and respective lecturers. Students were however present too.

School is back in full swing.

Bleech wishes everyone a wonderful year ahead. Here is to a bigger 2016.

Written by: ANJOLA AJAYI (Bleech Crew)

UNIOSUN STUDENT DROPS HOT NEW RAP TRACK

2015-12-31T12:14:00.001-08:00

Have you listened to SCOCHI's Everday Hustle?

Adeolu Adejobi popularly known as “SCOCHI” is a student of Osun State University, Okuku Campus and reps Sociology Department.

Scochi is a multi talented artiste who signed to One Nation Gang Entertainment. Scochi started music in his early days as an instrumentalist, then later got inspired through music basically “rap”.

Now he his here with a dope single (freestyle) which he titled “EVERYDAY HUSTLE”

#Scochi #OneNationGangEntertainment #Uniosun

DOWNLOAD

Adeolu Adejobi popularly known as “SCOCHI” is a student of Osun State University, Okuku Campus and reps Sociology Department.