Bundeskeroro Republik

Plese, do stop fooling around.

2010-07-27T12:52:00.002+01:00

kid wears a dragon costume and shows its dildo to the audience

2009-07-27T15:24:00.003+01:00

Workers of world, UNITE!

2009-07-17T14:35:00.000+01:00

Abjad's world:U.D. of Human Rights

2009-07-02T05:20:00.000+01:00

Rtcl 1 Ll hmn bngs R brn fr Nd ql N dgnty Nd rghts. Thy R Ndwd wth rsn Nd cnscnc Nd shld Ct twrds wn "Nthr N srt F brthrhd.
Rtcl 2 vryn s nttld t ll th rghts nd frdms st frth n ths Dclrtn, wtht dstnctn f ny knd, sch s rc, clr, sx, lngg, rlgn, pltcl r thr pnn, ntnl r scl rgn, prprty, brth r thr stts. Frthrmr, n dstnctn shll b md n th bss f th pltcl, jrsdctnl r ntrntnl stts f th cntry r trrtry t whch prsn blngs, whthr t b ndpndnt, trst, nn-slf-gvrnng r ndr ny thr lmttn f svrgnty.
Rtcl 3 vryn hs th rght t lf, lbrty nd scrty f prsn.
Rtcl 4 N n shll b hld n slvry r srvtd; slvry nd th slv trd shll b prhbtd n ll thr frms.
rtcl 5 N n shll b sbjctd t trtr r t crl, nhmn r dgrdng trtmnt r pnshmnt.
rtcl 6 vryn hs th rght t rcgntn vrywhr s prsn bfr th lw.
rtcl 7 ll r ql bfr th lw nd r nttld wtht ny dscrmntn t ql prtctn f th lw. ll r nttld t ql prtctn gnst ny dscrmntn n vltn f ths Dclrtn nd gnst ny nctmnt t sch dscrmntn.
rtcl 8 vryn hs th rght t n ffctv rmdy by th cmptnt ntnl trbnls fr cts vltng th fndmntl rghts grntd hm by th cnstttn r by lw.
rtcl 9 N n shll b sbjctd t rbtrry rrst, dtntn r xl.
rtcl 10 vryn s nttld n fll qlty t fr nd pblc hrng by n ndpndnt nd mprtl trbnl, n th dtrmntn f hs rghts nd blgtns nd f ny crmnl chrg gnst hm.
rtcl 11
1. vryn chrgd wth pnl ffnc hs th rght t b prsmd nncnt ntl prvd glty ccrdng t lw n pblc trl t whch h hs hd ll th grnts ncssry fr hs dfnc. 2. N n shll b hld glty f ny pnl ffnc n ccnt f ny ct r mssn whch dd nt cnsttt pnl ffnc, ndr ntnl r ntrntnl lw, t th tm whn t ws cmmttd. Nr shll hvr pnlty b mpsd thn th n tht ws pplcbl t th tm th pnl ffnc ws cmmttd.
rtcl 12 N n shll b sbjctd t rbtrry ntrfrnc wth hs prvcy, fmly, hm r crrspndnc, nr t ttcks pn hs hnr nd rpttn. vryn hs th rght t th prtctn f th lw gnst sch ntrfrnc r ttcks.
rtcl 13
1. vryn hs th rght t frdm f mvmnt nd rsdnc wthn th brdrs f ch stt. 2. vryn hs th rght t lv ny cntry, ncldng hs wn, nd t rtrn t hs cntry.
rtcl 14
1. vryn hs th rght t sk nd t njy n thr cntrs sylm frm prsctn.
2. Ths rght my nt b nvkd n th cs f prsctns gnnly rsng frm nn-pltcl crms r frm cts cntrry t th prpss nd prncpls f th ntd Ntns.
rtcl 15
1. vryn hs th rght t ntnlty.
2. N n shll b rbtrrly dprvd f hs ntnlty nr dnd th rght t chng hs ntnlty.
rtcl 16
1. Mn nd wmn f fll g, wtht ny lmttn d t rc, ntnlty r rlgn, hv th rght t mrry nd t fnd fmly. Thy r nttld t ql rghts s t mrrg, drng mrrg nd t ts dssltn.
2. Mrrg shll b ntrd nt nly wth th fr nd fll cnsnt f th ntndng spss.
3. Th fmly s th ntrl nd fndmntl grp nt f scty nd s nttld t prtctn by scty nd th Stt.
rtcl 17
1. vryn hs th rght t wn prprty ln s wll s n ssctn wth thrs.
2. N n shll b rbtrrly dprvd f hs prprty.
rtcl 18 vryn hs th rght t frdm f thght, cnscnc nd rlgn; ths rght nclds frdm t chng hs rlgn r blf, nd frdm, thr ln r n cmmnty wth thrs nd n pblc r prvt, t mnfst hs rlgn r blf n tchng, prctc, wrshp nd bsrvnc. rtcl 19 vryn hs th rght t frdm f pnn nd xprssn; ths rght nclds frdm t hld pnns wtht ntrfrnc nd t sk, rcv nd mprt nfrmtn nd ds thrgh ny md nd rgrdlss f frntrs.
rtcl 20
1. vryn hs th rght t frdm f pcfl ssmbly nd ssctn.
2. N n my b cmplld t blng t n ssctn.
rtcl 21
1. vryn hs th rght t tk prt n th gvrnmnt f thr cntry, drctly r thrgh frly chsn rprsnttvs.
2. vryn hs th rght f ql ccss t pblc srvc n thr cntry.
3. Th wll f th ppl shll b th bss f th thrty f gvrnmnt; ths wll shll b xprssd n prdc nd gnn lctns whch shll b by nvrsl nd ql sffrg nd shll b hld by scrt vt r by qvlnt fr vtng prcdrs.
rtcl 22 vryn, s mmbr f scty, hs th rght t scl scrty nd s nttld t rlztn, thrgh ntnl ffrt nd ntrntnl c-prtn nd n ccrdnc wth th rgnztn nd rsrcs f ch Stt, f th cnmc, scl nd cltrl rghts ndspnsbl fr hs dgnty nd th fr dvlpmnt f hs prsnlty.
rtcl 23
1. vryn hs th rght t wrk, t fr chc f mplymnt, t jst nd fvrbl cndtns f wrk nd t prtctn gnst nmplymnt.
2. vryn, wtht ny dscrmntn, hs th rght t ql py fr ql wrk.
3. vryn wh wrks hs th rght t jst nd fvrbl rmnrtn nsrng fr hmslf nd hs fmly n xstnc wrthy f hmn dgnty, nd spplmntd, f ncssry, by thr mns f scl prtctn.
4. vryn hs th rght t frm nd t jn trd nns fr th prtctn f hs ntrsts.
rtcl 24 vryn hs th rght t rst nd lsr, ncldng rsnbl lmttn f wrkng hrs nd prdc hldys wth py.
rtcl 25
1. vryn hs th rght t stndrd f lvng dqt fr th hlth nd wll-bng f hmslf nd f hs fmly, ncldng fd, clthng, hsng nd mdcl cr nd ncssry scl srvcs, nd th rght t scrty n th vnt f nmplymnt, scknss, dsblty, wdwhd, ld g r thr lck f lvlhd n crcmstncs bynd hs cntrl.
2. Mthrhd nd chldhd r nttld t spcl cr nd ssstnc. ll chldrn, whthr brn n r t f wdlck, shll njy th sm scl prtctn.
rtcl 26
1. vryn hs th rght t dctn. dctn shll b fr, t lst n th lmntry nd fndmntl stgs. lmntry dctn shll b cmplsry. Tchncl nd prfssnl dctn shll b md gnrlly vlbl nd hghr dctn shll b qlly ccssbl t ll n th bss f mrt.
2. dctn shll b drctd t th fll dvlpmnt f th hmn prsnlty nd t th strngthnng f rspct fr hmn rghts nd fndmntl frdms. t shll prmt ndrstndng, tlrnc nd frndshp mng ll ntns, rcl r rlgs grps, nd shll frthr th ctvts f th ntd Ntns fr th mntnnc f pc.
3. Prnts hv prr rght t chs th knd f dctn tht shll b gvn t thr chldrn. rtcl 27
1. vryn hs th rght frly t prtcpt n th cltrl lf f th cmmnty, t njy th rts nd t shr n scntfc dvncmnt nd ts bnfts.
2. vryn hs th rght t th prtctn f th mrl nd mtrl ntrsts rsltng frm ny scntfc, ltrry r rtstc prdctn f whch h s th thr.
rtcl 28 vryn s nttld t scl nd ntrntnl rdr n whch th rghts nd frdms st frth n ths Dclrtn cn b flly rlzd.
rtcl 29
1. vryn hs dts t th cmmnty n whch ln th fr nd fll dvlpmnt f hs prsnlty s pssbl.
2. n th xrcs f hs rghts nd frdms, vryn shll b sbjct nly t sch lmttns s r dtrmnd by lw slly fr th prps f scrng d rcgntn nd rspct fr th rghts nd frdms f thrs nd f mtng th jst rqrmnts f mrlty, pblc rdr nd th gnrl wlfr n dmcrtc scty.
3. Ths rghts nd frdms my n n cs b xrcsd cntrry t th prpss nd prncpls f th ntd Ntns.
rtcl 30 Nthng n ths Dclrtn my b ntrprtd s mplyng fr ny Stt, grp r prsn ny rght t ngg n ny ctvty r t prfrm ny ct md t th dstrctn f ny f th rghts nd frdms st frth hrn.

Imagine the languages without "E"

2009-06-11T14:51:00.000+01:00

Can you spak ths languags without "E"?
Chinese
English
Portuguese
Bengali
Japanese
German
French
Javanese
Telugu
Vietnamese
Korean
Cantonese
Persian
Azerbaijani
Burmese
Sundanese
Uzbek
Indonesian
Cebuano
Greek
Nepali
Assamese
Khmer
Madurese
Sinhalese
Czech
Quechua
Tibetan
Chichewa
Belarusian
Hebrew(sorry Jews...)
Swedish
Neapolitan
Armenian
Turkmen
More
Quechua
Sesotho
Norwegian
Tibetan
Georgian
Balinese
Bemba
Buginese
Mazanderani
Creole
Piemonteis
Ewe
Acehnese
Ometo
Karen
Senoufo
Kalenjin
Baoulé
Slovene
Macedonian
Buyei
Beti-Pahuin
Nyankore
Khandeshi
Ndebele
Mende
Chechen
Iu Mien
Meru
Teso
Meithei
Makonde
Tuareg
Temne
Serer
Beja
Nyamwezi
Sena
Azande
Soninke
Estonian
Basque
Chokwe
Quechua
Welsh
Rejang
Ebira
Arakanese

The F word chemical

2009-06-08T10:29:00.002+01:00

2 F + 2 U + 2 CH₄ + 2 KOH = 2 FUCK + 2 H₂O + 3 H₂2 KF + 2 U + C₂H₅OH = 2 FUCK + H₂O + 2 H₂XeF₄ + 4 U(NO₃)₄ + 4 CCl₄ + 2 K₂CrO₄ = 4 FUCK + Xe + 16 NOCl + 20 O₂ + 2 Cr
3 F₂ + 6 UO₃ + C₆H₈O₆ + 6 K = 6 FUCK + 4 H₂ + 8 O₃
2 UO₂CO₃ + 2 KF = 2 FUCK + 5 O₂2 FUCK + 10 HNO₃ = F₂ + 2 U(NO₃)₄ + C₂H₆ + 2 KNO₃ + 2 H₂
4 FUCK + 13 O₂ + 2 H₂ = 4 HFO + 4 UO₃ + 4 CO₂ + 2 K₂O
2 FUCK + 5 H₂ + 2 O₃ = F₂ + 2 UO₃ + 2 CH₄ + 2 KH
2 FUCK + 8 Cl₂ = F₂ + 2 UCl₃ + 2 CCl₄ + 2 KCl
6 FUCK + 2 CO₂ + 15 O₂ = UF₆ + 5 UO₂CO₃ + 3 K₂CO₃

The road not taken By Robert L. Frost

2009-04-03T15:08:00.003+01:00

THE ROAD NOT TAKEN

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Ma'am, you will be assigned to another flight,don't be panic,please?

2009-03-29T12:22:00.001+01:00

Imagine this world without "E"

2008-11-01T04:31:00.009+00:00

E...
is the most frequently appeared letter in Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, French, German, Hungarian, Latin, Norwegian, Spanish, and Swedish.

If the letter "E" disappeared someday, the world will be in the tremendous troubl......

Yes! Because if it happens,......

Joke:You don't give a shit!

2008-04-04T17:22:00.000+01:00

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.

Dschinghis Khan-BALLS

2008-01-20T05:42:00.000+00:00

Alkali metals with water

2008-01-02T14:29:00.000+00:00

Your life

2007-12-30T10:56:00.001+00:00

Never waste your life!

Open you mind!

2007-12-30T10:26:00.001+00:00

United States of Keroro
Established in 2007

30 XII 2007