Kevin-Quote-Of-The-Day

COD

2012-02-14T13:24:00.001-05:00

(Man my eyes are burning) why? (I've been playing cod for hours) it's ok man it's a good burn, like working out.

muppets

2012-02-13T13:21:00.001-05:00

Deaf people must really hate the muppets

teary eyed

2011-11-06T13:07:00.000-05:00

(I'm gonna cry, it's so sad) "Ya I'm gonna cry too, but just,,,,,, only on the inside cuz,,,, you know,,,,I'm not a fag."

a drive through story

2011-11-05T13:03:00.001-04:00

(mcdonald's drive through) "Oh can we have some
salt to please? (sorry we're out) Well go find some, give us what you got, we got a bottle of tequila in the back and lemons all we need is salt that's really all we're here for"

Sweetheart I don’t have time for your shit....but your tits though.

2011-11-04T13:04:00.001-04:00

Sweetheart I don’t have time for your shit....but your tits though.

reminders

2011-11-03T13:03:00.001-04:00

I hate it when I'm at the strippers and the girl's ask me where I'm from, fuck bitch I'm from Laval I tell you every week.

coffee or tea

2011-11-01T13:25:00.000-04:00

ok bitch stop right there, tea doesn't percolate, its steeps. Fucking amateur.

no it dont

2011-10-31T13:59:00.000-04:00

weed doesn't cure anxiety

unicorn

2011-10-30T13:55:00.002-04:00

I cant look at an animal and not think food,....... .............. hey look a unicorn ummmm, with a bit of rosemary that would be sick...

politics

2011-10-29T14:00:00.003-04:00

I'm feeling a little political. (what are you talking about dude) Ya I think I want to occupy her vagina.

im not here

2011-10-28T14:05:00.002-04:00

(Kevin are you lessening to me) Look dude I'm starting to feel that cannon I smoked, I'm sorta drunk and the games back on so I'm not sure I know you.

looks from afar

2011-10-27T13:59:00.001-04:00

(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) well this
Ones for me and the other is for that chick you see over there. And she is a lot less pretty then she looks from here. Trust me. ( so now You have 2 drinks) yup! Pretty much

dont be a sucker

2011-10-26T13:57:00.001-04:00

Dude ur a sucker. Stay n smoke with us. "guys it's 220." Ya we're gonna beat the 420 rush... Fucken amateur

I think therefore im blunt

2011-10-25T13:55:00.001-04:00

I'm a blunt person. The truth hurts sometimes but it saves a lot of fucking time.

important or not

2011-10-24T10:55:00.001-04:00

Hey is this notice important? It says you should have picked your package a month ago so I'm gonna go ahead an smoke it.

not on you

2011-08-17T18:27:00.001-04:00

Man my sunglasses look good.On everybody! (they look like shit on me) man that's cause of your fucking ugly ass face and not because of the shades.

same boat

2011-08-15T18:25:00.001-04:00

If I agree if with u then we'll both be wrong.

dont push me

2011-08-13T18:24:00.002-04:00

I don't have an attitude, I just have a personality that you can't handle.

the choices we make

2011-07-09T13:40:00.002-04:00

(Kev come on, you of all people are pro-choice right?) Ya sure bro she's got the choice to spit or swallow.

imagine that

2011-07-05T13:27:00.001-04:00

Dude that girl just gave me goosebumps... On my dick, imagine that

know whats what

2011-06-28T13:28:00.001-04:00

I don't care if she's random.... That's 90 percent of what's going on

turned out wrong

2011-06-27T13:16:00.002-04:00

(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) Well this one is mine and that one I bought for that chick but she turned out to be a twat so now I have 2. (classy)

quality equality

2011-06-26T11:58:00.002-04:00

So I was asked if I believe in equality of the sexes the other day, I asked the chick if she believed in unicorns and leprechauns.

the best of Kim Jong IL

2011-06-25T16:02:00.002-04:00

http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=7428

stand up for your rights

2011-06-25T14:41:00.001-04:00

"Hey Kevin your for women's rights aren't you?" Sure dude the kitchen is right this way.

Kevin-Quote-Of-The-Day

COD

(Man my eyes are burning) why? (I've been playing cod for hours) it's ok man it's a good burn, like working out.

muppets

Deaf people must really hate the muppets

teary eyed

(I'm gonna cry, it's so sad) "Ya I'm gonna cry too, but just,,,,,, only on the inside cuz,,,, you know,,,,I'm not a fag."

a drive through story

(mcdonald's drive through) "Oh can we have some salt to please? (sorry we're out) Well go find some, give us what you got, we got a bottle of tequila in the back and lemons all we need is salt that's really all we're here for"

Sweetheart I don’t have time for your shit....but your tits though.

Sweetheart I don’t have time for your shit....but your tits though.

reminders

I hate it when I'm at the strippers and the girl's ask me where I'm from, fuck bitch I'm from Laval I tell you every week.

coffee or tea

no it dont

unicorn

politics

im not here

(Kevin are you lessening to me) Look dude I'm starting to feel that cannon I smoked, I'm sorta drunk and the games back on so I'm not sure I know you.

looks from afar

(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) well this Ones for me and the other is for that chick you see over there. And she is a lot less pretty then she looks from here. Trust me. ( so now You have 2 drinks) yup! Pretty much

dont be a sucker

Dude ur a sucker. Stay n smoke with us. "guys it's 220." Ya we're gonna beat the 420 rush... Fucken amateur

I think therefore im blunt

I'm a blunt person. The truth hurts sometimes but it saves a lot of fucking time.

important or not

Hey is this notice important? It says you should have picked your package a month ago so I'm gonna go ahead an smoke it.

not on you

Man my sunglasses look good.On everybody! (they look like shit on me) man that's cause of your fucking ugly ass face and not because of the shades.

same boat

If I agree if with u then we'll both be wrong.

dont push me

I don't have an attitude, I just have a personality that you can't handle.

the choices we make

imagine that

Dude that girl just gave me goosebumps... On my dick, imagine that

know whats what

I don't care if she's random.... That's 90 percent of what's going on

turned out wrong

quality equality

the best of Kim Jong IL

stand up for your rights

(mcdonald's drive through) "Oh can we have some
salt to please? (sorry we're out) Well go find some, give us what you got, we got a bottle of tequila in the back and lemons all we need is salt that's really all we're here for"

(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) well this
Ones for me and the other is for that chick you see over there. And she is a lot less pretty then she looks from here. Trust me. ( so now You have 2 drinks) yup! Pretty much