Kevin Moyers

Book: Kevin Hates Everything: Tenth Anniversary Edition (2019, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Tue, 5 Feb 2019 15:16:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers

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From health care to family court, baseball to sex, and pundits to vampires, Kevin Moyers starts with himself and ends with his country in this Tenth Anniversary collection of complaints that will make you think while they make you laugh. Get ready to find out why Kevin Hates Everything. Even hate. Includes a bonus chapter!
Essay Collection - 226 pages - Comedy - Teen to Adult

Book: The Vigilantics (2018, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Sat, 8 Dec 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers

Cover Art by Kelsi Jo Silva

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A misfit team of superheroes comes together to fight a group of lab created ape-men and discovers a conspiracy that goes back to the 1920s. Can a were-jaguar and her grandmother's ghost, a super strong lawyer, her electrifying wife, a rich kid with a whip, and an indestructible dufus save us from World War III?

Superhero / Historical Fiction / Adventure - 202 pages - Young Adult

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Book: The Adventures of Casey and the Jackelope: Book 2 - The Bigfoot Brothers (2018, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Fri, 2 Nov 2018 19:46:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers and Casey Sanchez-Moyers

Illustrated by Casey Sanchez-Moyers

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Casey and Jack are sent to rescue the missing Bigfoot Brothers and encounter a new foe. Meanwhile, Titan travels to The Hidden Village to seek the advantage he needs to find the world’s most magical treasures.

Note: This book series is designed to be fun and educational. Some words and phrases in the books are underlined. Definitions for those terms will be found in the glossary at the back of each book. The definitions included fit the context of their usage within the books. They also include the page number where the word is found so you won’t lose your place. The stories also uses real researched locations and landmarks around the world.

Fantasy Adventure - 50 pages - All Ages

Audiobook: The Grim Facts (2018, Abnormal Entertainment/Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Sun, 5 Aug 2018 11:38:00 -0700

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Veteran news reporter Donovan Grim shares baffling and bizarre headlines in under a minute each.

Audiobook - 60 chapters/48 minutes - Satire - Teen to Adult

Comic Book: Blasto the Clown - #2: The Mild Card (2018, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Fri, 3 Aug 2018 20:02:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers

Artwork by Dalyn Viker

Created by David C. Hayes, Jeff Dolniak, Kevin Moyers, and Dalyn Viker

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Blasto and Triple Threat deal with a rash of minor crimes in Windburgh. Meanwhile, Sheriff Albino recruits some new allies to take Blasto down.

Comic/Coloring Book - Teen to Adult - 24 Pages - Black and White

Podcast/Blog: Cinema Head Cheese (2010-Present, Abnormal Entertainment)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Tue, 31 Jul 2018 15:56:00 -0700

Writer/Cohost

Cinema Head Cheese is a pop culture review site and podcast. I am a co-founder of the site along with David Hayes and Jeff Dolniak. We often record podcasts that includes reviews, interviews and various segments. I write reviews, editorials, and articles such as Versus, a comparison of similar movies or characters.

Get my podcasts, reviews, and articles on CinemaHeadCheese.com

Graphic Novel: Serial (2018, Source Point Press)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 21:27:00 -0700

Chapter: Lizzy Borden Written by Kevin Moyers

Pogo the Clown sketch by Kevin Moyers

Gacy! Fish! Resendez! Bathory! This collection covers eight serial killer cases and includes the infamous Serial #1 (out of print!) as well as Serial #2 (out of print) as well as an in-depth profile of the Cleveland Torso Murders by horror legend and forensic psychologist David C. Hayes. In blood-curdling full color!

Graphic Novel - True Crime - 62 pages - Full Color - Paperback

Book: Cheers! The Big Book of Beer Glasses, Vol. 1 (2018, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Thu, 12 Apr 2018 15:28:00 -0700

Written and Photographed by Kevin Moyers and Dalyn Viker

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The barside book for every beer lover!

Cheers! highlights the unappreciated artwork of the beer glass in a collection of photographs sure to put a smile on any beer enthusiast's face.

Photography - 62 pages - Paperback - Full color

Book: The Adventures of Casey and the Jackelope: Book 1 - Search for The Book of The Guardians (2017, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Fri, 3 Nov 2017 19:46:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers and Casey Sanchez-Moyers

Illustrated by Casey Sanchez-Moyers

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During a failed heist, Casey is certain that she saw some kind of strange animal. She tries to convince herself that she was seeing things, but that's when that very creature shows up in her house. He is a jackelope named Jack Lopez, and he needs Casey's help. Jack is a Guardian, one of many mythical creatures whose job is to protect the world's greatest treasures. Why is he recruiting Casey? Her dad was Jack's partner, and he taught Casey everything he knew. Together, with the help of other cryptids like a griffin, a yeti, the Chupacabra, and the Loch Ness Monster, Casey and Jack will have to travel around the world to defeat the evil Jersey Devil and find The Book of The Guardians before he does.

Note: This book series is designed to be fun and educational. Some words and phrases in the books are underlined. Definitions for those terms will be found in the glossary at the back of each book. The definitions included fit the context of their usage within the books. They also include the page number where the word is found so you won’t lose your place.

The stories also uses real researched locations and landmarks around the world.

Fantasy Adventure - 50 pages - All Ages

Comic Book: Blasto the Clown - #1: Blasto Begins (2017, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Thu, 12 Oct 2017 20:02:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers

Artwork by Dalyn Viker

Created by David C. Hayes, Jeff Dolniak, Kevin Moyers, and Dalyn Viker

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When a clown with a less-than-charming personality is cursed by a mystical enchilada, he ends up joining a team of heroes determined to take on the criminals and the government of Windburgh, Arizona.

Comic/Coloring Book - Teen to Adult - 24 Pages - Black and White

Graphic Novel: Scorn (2017, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Sun, 8 Oct 2017 20:19:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers and David C. Hayes
Artwork by Philipp Neundorf

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On a quiet July night in Chicago, nineteen-year-old Michael Riggs witnesses the murder of his best friend at the hand of notorious gang leader Robert Torres. Michael becomes obsessed, and nothing can stop him on his vicious and bloody rampage of vigilante justice.

Graphic Novel - Revenge/Crime Drama
Noir Edition - 92 pages - Black & White - Young Adult - Paperback
Unleashed Edition - 96 pages - Full Color - Young Adult - Paperback
Ultimate Edition - 178 pages - Full Color - Young Adult - Hardcover - Includes additional bonus artwork, full original scripts, and a letter from creator/author Kevin Moyers.

Graphic Novel: Rottentail (2017, Source Point Press)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Mon, 7 Aug 2017 20:44:00 -0700

Written by David C. Hayes and Kevin Moyers

Illustration by Kurt Belcher

Inks by Henrik Horvath

Lettering by David C. Hayes

Geeky fertility researcher Peter Cotton is bitten by a mutant rabbit and changes into the half-man/half-bunny ROTTENTAIL. What's a boy to do? Why, take a hippity, hoppity trip home of course! Peter begins a bloody killing spree of revenge that culminates in his childhood hometown of Easter Falls.

Graphic Novel - Horror/Comedy - 66 pages - Black & White - Teen to Adult - Paperback

Podcast: Raise Your Spirits (2011-2017, Abnormal Entertainment)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Thu, 20 Jul 2017 22:22:00 -0700

Camm Harston and Kevin Moyers dissected different topics, news stories and more in this weekly podcast from Abnormal Entertainment. They had recurring segments that took silly to new heights, and they even created their own annual holiday.

After Camm's passing in 2015, Kevin carried the show solo or with guests until ending the show's run in 2017.

LISTEN TO EVERY EPISODE HERE

Book: Kevin Hates Everything (2017, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Fri, 14 Jul 2017 20:29:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers

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Kevin Moyers tears down the irritating bits of society, everyday life, and himself in this collection of venom-filled comedic essays.

He even includes some super awesome stick figure drawings, which probably won't translate well to the audiobook format, so there's that.

Essay Collection - 464 pages - Comedy - Teen to Adult

Book: Second-Hand Boogers (2017, Bunny 17 Media)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Sat, 1 Jul 2017 22:46:00 -0700

Written by Kevin Moyers

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Through trials, turmoil, silliness, and solitude, Kevin Moyers shares his experiences as a single dad raising a little girl.

Whether he's reaching back to catch a handful of car puke, or he's dissecting a classic animated film for its disturbing themes, he takes an honest and open look at what it takes to be a dad, and what it's like to be seen as a secondary parent, warts, boogers, and all.

Essay Collection - 118 pages - Teen to Adult

Book: Keeping Molly (2016, Source Point Press / 2014, Splatter Theatre Press)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Sun, 18 Sep 2016 15:51:00 -0700

Written by David C. Hayes and Kevin Moyers

Alan and Molly are young, in love and expecting. The last thing on their minds is a disease that ravages the nervous system and turns its victims into feral, flesh-eating beasts. As the world nose dives into the apocalypse and the government takes action in rounding up the infected, Molly rapidly develops symptoms. Believing that love can conquer all, Alan secrets his wife away, hiding her from the world. If he can just wait it out, Alan thinks, all will be well. But Molly is very, very hungry.

Horror - 116 pages - Paperback

Enough With the Fucking Guns

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 00:37:00 -0700

Alison Parker and Adam Ward were murdered with a gun, and the world got to see it happen. They were a reporter and cameraman, respectively, who were shot to death during a live news broadcast. It's been less than a day, and the gun nuts are already starting. And yes, I mean gun nuts. I'm talking about the knee jerk half-wit jackasses that come out of the woodwork every time a horrifying shooting happens. They don't care if it happens in a school, a McDonald's or a movie theater. People died? Not the gun's fault. Dead kids? Not the gun's fault. Live murder telecast? Not the gun's fault. Are we supposed to feel sympathy for the gun? Aww, poor wittle gun. Evewybody finks you're the bad guy. That's not true, is it? Is it, my pwecious wittle gun?

Go fuck yourself.

Some dumb cunt organization called Cold Dead Hands on is circulating a meme on Facebook with a picture of the shooter. "Like and share if you blame this man for the Virginia shooting... not the gun he used." I'm really tired of this argument. I have been since Columbine. That was over sixteen years ago. It happened in the previous century. Some of you still don't have a clue.

Look up the two videos from today's murders by gun. It wasn't just a shooting. It was a double homicide by gun. Go ahead. Look up the two videos, and then watch them. Watch the news footage first, and then watch the footage from the guy who used a gun to commit two murders. I will beat that fact into your empty heads, by the way. I watched both videos. Everyone should. We didn't experience the inside of the schools or movie theaters where murders with guns took place. We didn't see any of those people get shot. You don't exactly see that in these videos, either, but what you do see is pure terror. In the news footage, you hear gunshots, then screaming as Parker runs away, then Ward's camera hits the ground before the video cuts away to the anchor. It's horrifying. When you're done trying to shake that off, watch the footage shot by the man who murdered these people with his gun. You see his point of view as he aims the gun at Parker, then West, then Parker again before shooting them to death with his gun. If you can watch that and still cling to your stupid memes and repetitious uttering of "right to bear arms," you're an inhuman piece of shit.

Shooting them to death with his gun. Let's take the poor innocent gun out of that sentence. We'd also have to take out the word shooting. That would likely eliminate "to death" as well. All because we took the gun out of the situation. I already know your argument. "He could have used a knife. Should we ban every knife, smart guy?" He could have used a sharpened stick, but that's a stupid argument, too. Guns cause more death in less time than any other hand held weapon. And even worse, it can be done from far away. You can fight a guy with a knife, because he has to be near you. Good luck punching a guy who is shooting at you from a passing car. He can't drive-by stab you. Your argument is beyond weak.

You're also going to suggest that we should all have guns so we can shoot the bad guys when they start shooting. That's the shittiest idea you've ever had other than breeding, which most of you mouth breathers unfortunately do. You say it with the expectation that the supposed "good guy" will be calm under pressure and deliver a single accurate kill shot no matter what situation occurs. On top of a crazy gun murderer, we'll add someone who can't see inside of that dark theater zinging bullets in the other direction. I guess we don't care where the bullets go. Let's arm our teachers, because nothing eases my mind like thinking about old Mrs. Robinson handling a glock with her two inch thick glasses and her arthritis. I'm sure she'll be a regular Annie Oakley when the time comes.

This brings us to the Second Amendment. "Right to bear arms" is the entire response you'll get from any of these dickless geniuses when you ask them what the amendment says. They're not even intelligent enough to form a complete sentence. What it actually says is "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." Can anybody decipher that half-assed scattered rambling? No. Nobody can. People have tried. Smart people, even. Legal experts don't have a clue what it means. And if you think this gives you the right to start your own militia, I definitely don't want you to have a gun.

We can regulate guns all day long, but it won't mean a thing if we don't do it right. Remember Sandy Hook? That murderer by gun got his weapons from his mother, who got her guns legally. The problem was that she lived with a mentally unstable person, and this was not news to her or anyone else. Her carelessness cost her, as she was one of the people murdered by a gun. Jesus Christ, look at the people we pay to carry guns. That's not going all that well, is it? A cop could be reaching for his wallet, and I'm ready to run like hell.

Look, I know this is the part where we get to responsible gun ownership and safety training and blah blah blah. You sound like a broken record. I get that there are hunters and other people that treat these weapons with reverence, but you really have to look at what matters here. What's more important to you, shooting a ten point buck once a year, or thirty children getting to see tomorrow? You want to hunt? Use a bow. Problem solved. Some people like to target shoot. Great. You can also use a bow, or you can get a paintball gun or an air rifle. It really won't make a difference if that soda can has a bullet hole in it or a paint splatter on it, except that you can reuse it if it's just paint.

Think about what really matters here. Positive change involves personal sacrifice. I'm talking to you, the person reading this. If you want something good to happen, you have to do something about it. I'm not oblivious to the fact that I've been selfish and lazy in my lifetime. Most of us require a jarring moment to shake the way we think. Please, go watch those videos, and let that be it. You can either start caring about what's happening, or you can keep posting your stupid dog pictures while you wait around for someone else to do nothing about anything.

Kevin Still Hates Jenny McCarthyism

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Tue, 3 Feb 2015 20:01:00 -0700

In 2008, I started a blog and podcast called Kevin Hates Everything. On May 3 of that year, I posted about one dipshit's quest to rid the world of life saving vaccines. Today, at the start of 2015, I am in the middle of this battle with my daughter's mom. See, one of us believes in vaccines, and the other is a paranoid delusional that chooses to follow the "research" of a discredited doctor name Wakefield and a mediocre actress that got famous by showing us all her tits. As much as I like tits, I can't claim to be the latter person in this scenario. My daughter is now six, and still not properly vaccinated. According to our custody agreement, her mother and I have 50/50 decision-making ability when it comes to medical issues. That would be great if we both had vaginas. Sorry, but that's the most important piece of evidence in any custody hearing. "Which one of you has the vagina? You? Well, then. Not only do you get to spend 92% of the time with the child, but you get a free paycheck and all of the power to boot." Sorry, ladies, but that's how it is. Sadly, it's just as bad or worse in Canada and Europe. That, however, is a topic for a different day. This is about the vaccine my daughter doesn't have to prevent her from being affected by the current outbreak of measles that is spreading throughout the southwest, including Maricopa County in Arizona, which is where we live.

Do you know what the latest argument is? If vaccines are so important for health, why aren't they free? Free? Like chemotherapy, open heart surgery, the nephrostomy I had in 1998 to get rid of a giant kidney stone, insulin, band-aids, peroxide and all of the other necessary health items that are put to use to save our lives? Oh, wait. Also not free, at least not in America.

Franklin D. Roosevelt said something very important that needs to be repeated. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Well, maybe fear and bullets. Sorry, too soon, or something. Whatever. What follows is my post from May 3, 2008. Almost six years later, I still think I'm pretty much spot on. I will say that I was probably wrong about ADD. Maybe that's because I was diagnosed with it a few years ago, and I understand it a lot more than I did. Other than that, I'm still brilliant.

"When I look for medical information, I generally go to a doctor. I figure that eight plus years of school and training plus however many years of actual practice might make a person qualified to give an educated medical opinion. In this day and age, some people think that doctors are all quacks, and Jenny McCarthy knows all.

I’m not sure why it happened, but after autism made its big debut into pop culture via Dustin Hoffman parents decided to start diagnosing their own kids. They thought, “Hey, my kid’s not an idiot, he just has that autism thing.” Well, guess what? The same thing happened with ADD. Every time a kid did poorly in school, it had to be ADD’s fault. There’s no possible way anybody could ever have a disruptive kid who just doesn’t like to do homework. Someone else had to be to blame. That someone was psychology.

I remember getting put into the gifted program in school when I was in kindergarten. I had to take some sort of aptitude test that still makes no sense to me. I was considered smarter than some. Now, I wasn’t diagnosed with geniusism or something to that effect. As time went on, my grades slipped. I was barely making it through school. I had a few honors classes in my freshman year of high school, and by the time that year was over, I was dropped from the honors program. It wasn’t that I couldn’t do it, I just didn’t. In fact, I barely made it through high school. Did I have ADD? No. I was just an ASS. The fact is this; some kids are smart, some kids are dumb, some kids are average and some kids just don’t give a shit. There’s no diagnosis for this. Maybe we can call it fuckupitis and prescribe a swift kick in the ass every six hours for as long as it takes to cure this horrible disease.

This is where we come back to Jenny McCarthy and her organization, Generation Rescue. As we have seen in politics, the best way to get people to see your side is to terrify them with unfounded “research” that doesn’t even exist. Look up autism on the Internet. Go ahead. Google it. You will find close to nineteen million results on the subject. The thing that seems to be most common is that there are many ideas on the cause of autism. Popular among McCarthy’s camp is that vaccines cause autism. They say that vaccines cause autism because of an agent in the vaccines called thimerosal. Of course they don’t tell you that once this ingredient was no longer used in vaccines since 1999, autism cases have not dropped. You would think that makes a difference, but no. Instead, the followers of the new McCarthyism choose to believe that vaccines cause brain swelling, and that is the reason for autism. Maybe they should read some actual studies, like one done by respected Universities like UCLA, in which genetic defects were found in the patients used. Vaccines did not cause the defects. The autistic test subjects were born with them. The Autism Society of America even seems to lean toward genetic connections over vaccines. Does this mean nothing to anyone?

Look, I feel for those who struggle with this dysfunction. It must be horrible. All I am saying is that when it comes down to who to trust for my medical advice, I like to look at who is giving the advice. Should I trust someone who graduated college and medical school, had a four year internship and practiced medicine for many years, or someone who became famous for showing her tits and farting on television? Hmm. That’s a really tough choice. Are we kidding ourselves here as a nation? Trusting Jenny McCarthy on this is like letting the crew from Jackass perform open heart surgery. That’s just what we need; Steve-O with a rib spreader.

Let’s not forget that she now has Jim Carrey recruited in all of this. He’s so involved that he’s writing articles on the subject and sharing his input all over the internet. Hey, Jim, I don’t care how good the pussy is, it doesn’t mean you should stop using common sense. It’s funny, but even though there’s no real evidence connecting vaccines to autism, there seems to be a connection between Carrey’s relationship with McCarthy and his no longer being funny. Okay, that was unnecessary, but the truth is that the only funny bone in Jenny’s body belonged to Jim, and that was before she sucked the life out of him. Or, maybe he actually buys into the extensive research Generation Rescue put in. Do you want to know what that was? Was it scientific? Were doctors or scientists involved? The answer is no to both questions. In fact, according to their own website, “Generation Rescue commissioned an independent opinion research firm, SurveyUSA of Verona NJ, to conduct a telephone survey in nine counties in California and Oregon.” First off, let’s focus on the word opinion. That is significant. Not fact, but opinion. Next, it was a telephone survey, which is in no way near the effectiveness of actually scientifically studying patients. Last, it was conducted in nine counties throughout two states. Last time I checked, there were fifty states that encompass three thousand one hundred and forty-one counties. I don’t think that makes up a significant percentage. Also, we need to note that the counties and people called were chosen by Generation Rescue, who would never use their agenda in making that list, would they?

There are celebrities on the other side of the issue. First off, we have Amanda Peet. For those of you who don’t know who that is, I can attribute that to the fact that nobody goes to see her movies. She is death to any film she touches. Instead of casting her, producers should just get the Grim Reaper to touch their scripts and be done with it. Maybe we can do better on this side of things. Denis Leary recently talked about autism in his book, and when an out of context quote was spread all over television, he quickly apologized. This disappointed me. Though I really don’t know where he stands on vaccines, I don’t know why he bent over in the fray. Have you seen Rescue Me? He writes a show where two brothers fuck each other’s ex-wives, misogyny is rampant and in one episode he checks out his own sister’s ass. Does he really care that much about what the mothers of Middle America think? What he should have said was a royal “fuck off” to Jenny McCarthy. First off, she didn’t even read the book before shooting her mouth off. Second, Leary has done tons of charity work for many organizations, including the Cam Neely Foundation, which serves families dealing with childhood cancer. He shouldn’t have to answer to anyone when it comes to having an opinion.

My biggest problem comes in when McCarthy states that she has cured autism. How did she do it? She removed wheat gluten from her son’s diet. This might make sense if there was some connection between wheat gluten and vaccines, but there isn’t. What the fuck is this crazy bitch talking about? She’s all over the road. You would think she’d say, “Wait, it’s not vaccines. It’s gluten,” but no. She’s still on vaccines. If we needed any more proof that she has no idea what she’s talking about, this was it. And now the worst part is that she’s giving people false hope.

I’d like to say that I’m sorry to anyone who reads or listens to this and is offended because they believe in the vaccines=autism connection, but I’m not. I think you are acting irresponsibly if you let your child do without. McCarthy wonders why we have thirty-six vaccines now and we only had ten in 1983. It’s because they didn’t exist yet. We didn’t have iPods either, but she doesn’t question why everyone needs one of those. When I was a kid back in 1983, kids were still getting the measles and mumps. It doesn’t happen very often anymore. Polio is making a comeback. Should we let Jonas Salk’s work be for nothing? I say no. In the age of bird flu, monkey pox and now swine flu, we shouldn’t take our health or our children’s health for granted.

I think that only an idiot would take the unfounded word of the Internet and a two-bit actress over that of an educated professional. I have had this argument with my daughter’s mother, and so have doctors. She wants to spread the vaccines out over five years or more, leaving my daughter exposed to diseases in her most delicate years. It shocks me that she’s so concerned about our daughter’s development now, but while she was pregnant she found no issue in taking a large amount of Oxycodone or arguing with her doctor that she should be able to drink alcohol during pregnancy.

I’m sorry that your child has a genetic defect, Jenny. I really am. Guess what? You made an imperfect kid. I’m saddened by the fact that you need to attack and blame the medical community instead of dealing with it and putting your efforts to better use. But, hey, who am I to throw my two cents in, right? I’m just a guy with a bad case of self-diagnosed fuckupitis. Then again, I do have that geniusism, so maybe I am worth listening to after all."

DVD Commentary: Secrets of Sweet Sixteen (1973, Code Red)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Tue, 30 Sep 2014 15:53:00 -0700

Commentator

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Jeff, Kevin and Dave give this film the Cinema Head Cheese rub in a comedy commentary for the ages!

Buxom 70's euro-chicks flash before your eyes in the craziest, offensive, shocking stories that ever featured in this strange collection of skits from today's headlines! Virgin being sacrificed to satan by muscle bound rich devil worshippers! Child Molester stopped by two hot horny college girls! A european postman finds sex can be a deadly thing! A masseuse have powers with his hands to his ladies! Daughter disguised as a older woman to steal her mother's lover in a seedy hotel! See 70's sex tigress Christine Lindberg loose and on the prowl!

Podcast: Kevin Hates Everything (2009-2014, Abnormal Entertainment)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 22:08:00 -0700

Kevin Moyers picks a weekly topic to rave about in this podcast from Abnormal Entertainment.

Why the Sports Fan and the Comic Geek are the Same Guy

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 22:30:00 -0700

Like many, I keep a foot in both of these arenas. I'm not 100% into either. As far as sports go, I'm full on into football. Well, NFL football. I don't care about college, arena leagues or semi-pro crap. I play fantasy, and despite my one championship, I make the playoffs about 40% of the time. I like hockey, but I'm not a die hard fan. I watch a game here and there, and I love the playoffs. Baseball, basketball and soccer can all go fuck themselves. When it comes to comic books, I don't read them. I've written a few that you've never heard of. I like the movies and cartoons made from comics. I enjoy walking through a comicon and seeing all of the artwork and the craziness. I rarely buy anything.

Many of you, though, decide to join one team and ridicule the other. Sports fans look at comic geeks as losers who look at kids' shit. Comic geeks look at sports fans as jocks who need to grow up. Guess what? You're both right, but you need to realize that you aren't really that different.

You Have Collector Cards: Whether it's Pokemon, Magic the Gathering or your Shaquille O'Neal Upper Deck rookie card, you like to keep them in their little pocket sleeves in their little binders. Maybe you put them in a hard plastic case for safe keeping. You trade them with friends, you buy and sell them on eBay and you treasure them as though they are gold, even though they're cardboard. Whichever way you go, Topps has you all by the balls.

You Play the Video Games: Do you want to play a few games of Madden? NHL Hitz, maybe? What about Marvel vs. Capcom or Arkham Asylum? It all boils down to a grown man with an overblown joystick in his hand for hours on end.

Your Heroes Have Silly Nicknames: Who do you root for? Black Panther or Black Mamba? CJ2K or C3P0? Birdman or Spider-Man? If you tell me it's Megatron, you'll have to specify whether he's a wide receiver or a robot in disguise. God forbid any of them get angry. I'd hate to see them Hulk out or go Beast Mode on me.

You Dress Like Your Favorite Guy: I don't care if it's your Tom Brady jersey or that official Punisher t-shirt, you're proud of your guy and your love of that guy. Next stop: wearing his skin.

You Wish You Could Lead Your Own Super Team: Face it, your rotisserie baseball league is merely a few tiny action figures away from your Heroclix group.

You Like to Play Dress-Up When You Get Together in Large Groups: When you go to your version of a fanboy meetup, be it a game at a stadium or a comicon in a convention hall, you see a significant amount of weirdos dressed up in costumes. For example...

Sure, you might not be so different after all, but at least you can both agree on one thing. At least you're not into wrestling, right? I mean, hey, who the hell wants to watch two buff guys in tight clothes beating the hell out of each other?

Oh, yeah. You do.

Podcast: Ain't Dead Yet (2011-2012, Abnormal Entertainment)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:40:00 -0700

David Hayes and Kevin Moyers discuss their trials and tribulations while chasing their dreams in this podcast from Abnormal Entertainment.

Now an audiobook from Bunny 17 Media!
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Movie: Predatory Instinct (2011, Brain Damage Films)

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:57:00 -0700

Sound Department
Actor as Leon

Three young adults meet a charismatic stranger at closing time of the bar where they work. They accept an invitation to join a gathering he is attending with some friends in a secluded desert house. At first charmed by their interesting hosts, a violent encounter changes the tone of their evening, and the group begins to realize that all is not as it seems with their new acquaintances. Faced now with a decision to either wait out the morning or plot an escape, they contend not only with the ambiguous true nature of their hosts, but also strange humanoid creatures roaming the desert who may pose a threat to all involved.

Movie: Back Woods 2

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Mon, 1 Aug 2011 23:03:00 -0700

as Elmer Beefbilly, Tranny Nun and Captain Apathy

More than a decade after the original cult hit, Back Woods 2 sees the demise of Luther through cannibalism, and brothers Elmer and Cecil Beefbilly go on a murderous rampage brought about by the spirit of Luther's mama. The original has been a cult hit that is bootlegged around the world. The sequel adds several characters and a ton of humor to an already crazy franchise.

Stand-Up Comedy: Miserable Bastard

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Moyers) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 23:40:00 -0700

Recorded July 26, 2008 at Space 55 in Phoenix, AZ
Released September 2, 2008

My first stand-up comedy CD was recorded at one of my favorite independent theaters in the Phoenix area. I talk about fast food, relationships, lady parts, cremation, holidays, NASCAR, an odd place to put things and some other stuff. All proceeds go directly to me, so that's pretty cool.

Buy Miserable Bastard on CD or Download the MP3 version