Kevin's Thoughts and Ravings

September 11 Tributes and NBC's Huge Fail

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 18:38:00 +0000

Every September 11, those of us who were conscious and understanding of world events back in 2001, commemorate the anniversary of the most devastating civilian attack on American soil in history. We hold tributes, we honor the victims, we honor the heroes and we all remind ourselves with the two-word phrase, "Never Forget".

This morning was no different. President Obama gave a beautiful speech at Ground Zero at the time the first plane struck the towers and news media all around took a break from their normal schedule to air it. News media, that is, except for NBC.

NBC, deciding they couldn't be bothered with a speech from the president, instead aired an interview with Kris Jenner, the deplorable mother of the deplorable one-hit wonder porn star Kim Kardashian, discussing her new breast implants.

(Pictured Below: Insufferable piece of shit)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

This revered family of useless wastes of space were given air time over the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES giving a speech in remembrance of the 9/11 victims?? And this is yet another example of how our journalists, who used to boast the likes of Walter Cronkite, David Brinkley, Edward R. Murrow, Bob Woodward, Peter Jennings and Tom Brokaw, have completely and utterly failed us.

Journalism has simply become an extension of the National Enquirer, a tabloid that used to be synonymous with housewives who would read it and watch soap opera's to unwind before getting back to running the house. Now, that tabloid is considered real news. TMZ, E! News, Yahoo! OMG, and even those considered respectable news outlets are choosing to lead with celebrity news (many of whom are now just famous for being famous) rather than actual issues affecting the world.

Children now aspire to be famous and have a reality show rather than achieve fame because of an accomplishment.

I give up, media. If you would like to regress and show a complete lack of priority, please by all means, suit yourself. But don't drag the few intelligent remaining people in this world with you.

Black Thursday

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 18:52:00 +0000

Don't be thrown off. I know Black Thursday could mean any random Thursday in Kim Kardashian's sex life, but I promise this has nothing to do with that vapid, callow fame-whore.

It is named as such because today, as they would say of the legendary Johnny Cash, I am "the man in black".

I understand that normally, wearing all black when the temperatures are going to reach the 90's is usually a bad idea, unless heavy sweating and possible heat stroke are your goal. However, I happen to reside in a wonderful air-conditioned office, where the thermostat is perpetually set to a comfortable 68 and my car also has this luxury. So, I'm fine and thought I'd share my fashion choice with you.

Oddly enough, this is my favorite outfit. I am wearing a black, slim-cut suit with with a black slim-cut shirt (Kenneth Cole, $45 at retailers). I know it seems like a lot of black, and it is, but you also have to remember the benefits of the color.

If you're light-skinned, it provides a good contrast. If you're darker, it gives a sleek look. It's a slimming color, so for those of you with a mild gut issue, black is your best friend and white is your foe. It is all at once both formal and casual. It's incredibly versatile. You can wear it to a funeral and be appropriately dressed, or a wedding and turn the heads of the bridesmaids (or Groomsmen).

I prefer black personally because of the versatility. I can wear this exact same outfit with or without a tie. Without and I'm ready to hit the town in Vegas. With and I'm good for a board meeting or fancy political event.

As far as the necktie goes, I went with a crosshatch patterned burnt Orange tie, because I am excited for fall to hurry and get here and also, well, because I can pull it off. (False bravado)

Again, the versatility is what I like the most, as I could literally have picked any color of tie and it would have worn well with this look. You can never go wrong with all-black. The same cannot be said for all-white unless you are at a White Party (look it up) or happen to be P. Diddy. Those are really your only exceptions.

Comment below!

Casual...Wednesday?

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:43:00 +0000

Ahh Wednesday, the oft-referenced "Hump Day". Fun Fact: More babies are conceived on Wednesdays than any other day (Source: Kevin's Brain).

Anyways, today I am celebrating the middle of the week before the extended Labor Day Weekend by wearing jeans.

Traditionally, jeans are the staple of the anti-suit crowd. You can pair them with a t-shirt and and a pair of beat-up shoes and BAM! You suddenly shun authority and what society expects from you.

Well, those of us in that authoritative, societal expectation crowd have taken jeans back. Now, the right pair of denim is the perfect compliment to the traditional suit and tie.

When deciding what to wear, I felt as though bright colors were a must today, especially considering here in Downtown LA the temperature in the 90's. No need for suffocating dark fabrics. I decided that a red gingham button-up ($25 at Target) was an appropriate color choice as we are nearing the end of the summer as red is that perfect segue from summer to fall, a versatile hue that can be comfortably sported in either season. I went with a maroon tie ($25 at Express) to compliment the look.

Here, you'll notice the jeans. A dark rinse denim ($80 at Banana Republic) wears much better in the office than acid-washed or intentionally distressed patterns do. Save those styles for lounging at home. You want a form-fitting cut, but not too skinny, unless you work at Hot Topic. Otherwise, slim-fit jeans, such as those pictured, are a smart choice.

I complimented the outfit with a pair of brown loafers($45 at Kohls) as they are insanely comfortable and the color works well with the red and dark blue.

You can't tell in the picture, but I am also wearing a pair of argyle socks with the outfit. It's good to mix patterns and argyle is a versatile one, especially when worn in a seldom seen area like your socks.

Thoughts? Concerns? Something to add? Comment below!

1960's Sensibility

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:12:00 +0000

Yesterday, I posted my choice of suit for the day with the general fashion accoutrement's. Today, I opted for a slightly different style choice, but still one that I enjoy.

Today is something I like to call "Retro-Geek-Business Chic". It's a lot to swallow (that's what she said) I know, but it accurately describes the choice of attire.

First the suit, which is a single-breasted (I never wear double-breasted) dark grey, thinly pinstriped suit by Billy London UK ($300-700 at Department stores). The detail in the stitching (which is hard to ascertain through the pictures), gives it a 1960's upper-class business feel, while retaining a modern-retro style.

The tie is an earth tone cross-stitch pattern silk tie ($39.95 at Banana Republic). The earth tones provide a contrast, keeping this look from becoming too stuffy and conservative.

The glasses are from Chesterfield ($100-300) and are actually prescription. I wore them today instead of contacts to help complete the look. The style is the very popular dark-rimmed retro look and I specifically picked them because they have a more rectangular

feel than other types I have seen.
The pocket square, unlike yesterday's pocket square, is plain white and neatly folded. With this look, it's a smarter choice to go with a neutral and conservative square rather than a gaudy, colorful, messy type. It will distract from the look and make you seem ill put together.

Questions? Comments? Interjections?

Post them below in the comments section.

Back to Blogging: Fashion Edition

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 20:09:00 +0000

Well, it's been over a year since I last blogged. Let's see who is still paying attention (nobody, likely).

Inspired by my friend Kiki over at Diet Fashionista, I have decided to start keeping tabs on what I wear daily. I like to think of myself as a fashionable male (not the store in "Mall Rats") and think doling out some fashion advice along with a pictorial on what i'm currently wearing could be useful.

So, without further ado, here we go:

MONDAY

Full Body- I'm wearing a black, slim-cut suit with a blue shirt, maroon-polka-dotted tie with matching pocket square and black shoes.

I prefer the slimmer cut suit because it tends to give an updated, modern feel to the 1960's era skinnier suit trend. It also can silhouette your frame better than a boxy traditional suit would.

The suit is Dolce Vita ($100 - $500 at your local haberdashery). I only paid $105, but then took it to my tailor to have it perfected. I always encourage people to buy an inexpensive suit, and then spend the money to make sure it fits you perfectly. A good tailor can work wonders. I have most of my clothes tailored, including my button-up shirts and most pants (with the exception of jeans).

Pocket Square - The pocket square is an oft-overlooked detail of a man's suit. It's pretty incredible how much this one small detail can add to your overall look, especially when the color mixing is done correctly. This one is a silk, maroon polka-dotted square from Banana Republic ($13 at the outlet stores, $24 at other locations) .

Tie - The tie can make or break a suit. You can go bold or stay conservative, but if you don't wear it correctly, it's going to ruin the whole look. When adding it all together, I prefer to include a tie-clip. It's the kind of small detail that adds professionalism to your look without making it stuffy. However, a tie-clip is not necessary when you have picked out the right tie. This tie is a Maroon polka dotted silk tie from Banana Republic ($16 at the outlet, $39 at other locations).

Shoes - Shoes, including style and color, make a very important statement about a man. Are you sloppy? A neat-freak? Stylish? Edgy? Conservative? Your shoes are likely going to reflect this fact to the world. Make sure you control what they say about you.

A lot of Men's Fashion experts are currently enamored with the wing-tip lace-up dress shoe. I am not. I prefer a sleek look, and the slip-on, square-toed shoes work perfectly in that regard. They look and feel sleek and sophisticated without being too clunky or uncomfortable.

These shoes are from Aldo ($85+ at Aldo Stores, less expensive elsewhere).

Watch - Watches are probably the most popular of all accessory items for men. We like to know what time it is, and, when we get caught staring at a woman's boobs, looking down at our watch can occassionally convince her we were merely in the act of moving our head in the downward motion to our watch.

It is good to sometimes color-coordinate your watch to accent your outfit. Browns and Blue's come to mind. However, if you're like me and wouldn't be caught dead (or alive) in an orange, red or green watch past the age of 10, then a good Black watch is an invaluable ally. I prefer a large watch face and a leather or rubber-like band. If you prefer a silver band, that also works while giving an element of luxury, however for me personally, I don't care for it. Stay away from gold. It looks gaudy and makes you seem much older than you are.

This watch is from Mossimo ($20-30 at Target).

Socks - One of my favorite, but most neglected, parts of a wardrobe is the socks. Usually, a guy will simply go and buy endless pairs of black socks. This is a mistake and exudes the fact that you are, in fact, boring.
Socks aren't widely seen too often, so this is an area with leeway. Mix it up. Wear different colors, change up your patterns, go bold. Want to wear pink socks with a conservative Washington DC-type suit? Go for it. Bright red while wearing a tan Summer suit? Why not? Socks are the one area that doesn't screw up a look simply because you decided to get crazy.

Something to add? A look you like or don't like? Tell me about it in the comments section.

Wacky Wednesday: Wey-Ho!

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 17:41:00 +0000

Hello All,

I have returned fro some Wacky Wednesday video's. It's the middle of the week and we all need something to cheer us up or get us through. Here you go!

(Ultimate Party Girl)

(Coolest Grandpa Ever)

(Rebecca Black's Song interpreted through lip-reading)

(Most vicious Tornado ever)

(The Goose half-Marathon)

(This Week in Unnecessary Censorship)

Updates

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 01:01:00 +0000

Hello!

I'm so bad at the blog thing nowadays. Oh well, still not giving up.

I decided to write a blog today because i have recently entered into a temporary period of vegetarianism.

Now, before you start thinking I've become some granola-chomping hippie, it's merely for the health and fitness benefits. I'm trying to get in the best shape possible with out any kind of hindrance other than time. Finding time to lose weight when you work in the fast-paced and busy political world is difficult enough on it's own, let alone adding in shitty food and bad diet.

Thus far, I'm a week in and feeling good. I don't feel guilty after meals anymore and I'm discovering creative uses for vegetables (not like that, pervert. Lol).

I'd appreciate any and all low-fat, low-calorie vegetarian recipe's all of you may have to be shared with me. Really looking for new ideas.

In other news, my job is going extremely well. I've taken to it like a fish to water, which makes sense as my major in college was Political Science.

Also, I have two small trips planned in the coming months. One is a trip with Aimee to San Francisco in early April. We plan on watching my Dodgers play the hated Giants, which should be fun, as well as visiting landmarks including Alcatraz, where my Grandfather worked as a prison guard for a time.

After that, i'm doing a boy's trip to Vegas for my buddy Matt's birthday. I'll leave out any and alld etails of that trip. =)

Hope everyone is well!

New New New!

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 21:51:00 +0000

Hello Everyone!

So, this is my last week at work and it is a bittersweet time.

Quick Refresher:
I am the Head Grant Writer for a Non-Profit Organization that deals with homeless services. We provide emergency, supportive and essential services in addition to transitional and affordable permanent housing. I have enjoyed it here and have witnessed first-hand many of the amazing stories of some of our clients.

On the one hand, I absolutely love what the organization does and as an integral part of that, I've been extremely satisfied with the results.

On the other hand, I feel as though my job has become stagnant and the Development Director does not make life any easier.

Because of the very few cons of the position, I would not be leaving were it not for the amazing opportunity which presented itself recently.

I was offered (and accepted) the position of Communications Aide for an elected member of the California State Assembly! I am now officially a political staffer for a newer Assembly Member who really has a genuine interest in the people she serves. I am excited and eager to take on this new challenge, and am very excited and thankful with the vertical direction my career has been taking.

Onward and upward!

Wacky Wednesday Wha???

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:26:00 +0000

Hello again!

I'm back (again) from self-imposed exile. Self-imposed exile in the sense that i almost completely forgot about blogger.

But I'm back and ready to rock and/or roll.

On to the wackiness!

Groban Sings Kanye

Lipton Brisk Machete

James Van Der Beek: Asshole For Hire

Asshole For Hire from James Van Der Beek

I really want to see this movie!

Yes!!!!

In a similar, just as awesome, vein:

And of course, This Week in Unnecessary Censorship:

Have a great Wednesday!

Ok....

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 17:42:00 +0000

I have been AWFUL about blogging and I apologize to the 1 or 1.5 of you who care.

I've been amazingly busy and haven't really had time to think of blogging, but hey, at least none of you left, right? =)

So, for my first post in a long time, i'm sharing my first youtube video with you.

Yes, the sound is way out of sync with the video.

Yes, the song is acapella.

And yes, I'm singing in Spanish.

But still, watch and let me know what you think. =)

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year....

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 21:51:00 +0000

So, as I was driving to work this morning, I couldnt help but feel awesome!

The weather has changed from typical California warmth, to the 60 degree, clear and sunny weather that I love oh so much!

Despite there not being an enormous change in seasons, there are still noticeable differences. On some tree's, the leaves do, in fact, change color, which is great to see. The cold weather is a nice change too because, hey, who doesn't love wearing sweaters?

Anyways, another reason i'm in such a great mood is sports-related.

My Los Angeles Lakers are not only the 2-time defending NBA champions, but they are also 12-2, show very few, if any, weaknesses, happen to have the greatest player to ever step on a basketball court (Kobe Bryant), and absolutely annihilated the Golden State Warriors last night, another annoying team I don't like.

Granted, the Warriors are not exactly an elite NBA squad. Sure, a few college teams would probably beat them, but it was still nice for the Lakers to be up by 30 points at halftime and for Kobe and Pau Gasol to not have to play in the entire 4th quarter.

Great victory, boys! They are well on their way to a second 3-peat.

Outside of sports, I'm very excited for Thanksgiving this year, mainly because it means a 4-day weekend.

Hope everyone is well.

Political Rant

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 19:43:00 +0000

So I try not to do these very often on my blog anymore, but occasionally, it just comes out.

With the recent election results, I have come to the conclusion that Americans, as a whole, are not particularly intelligent nor do they possess any patience, at all.

The biggest issue? The economy of course.

Unemployment is high, jobs are few, and people are pissed. However, so few people actually understand how the economy works and what factors caused this terrible recession. Two years ago everyone was blaming George W. Bush. This year, it was all Barack Obama's fault. So what is the problem?

Let me give you a small history lesson.

After the Great Depression of the 30's, banks were regulated heavily by the government and the FDIC was created. The intention was to prevent such a catastrophe from ever occurring again, as well as to keep an eye on the banks and not let them become too powerful.

At the same time, in order to help fund all the incredible infrastructural projects going on in this country, the top-tier tax rate was set at 91% for the highest earners. In addition, large corporations paid a moderately high tax rate, but could enjoy tax breaks as they hired more employees.

At this point in American history, things were going pretty well. The infrastructure build-up led to the creation of a booming middle class. More social services were in place for the less fortunate to help keep them afloat, and, despite a 91% income tax rate, the top earners were living very well.

In the 1970's, however, things changed. Banking de-regulation began, allowing banks to now move into other states and charge the highest possible interest rates. The top earners in the country also began paying less in taxes, causing social services cuts.

In the 1980's, things got exponentially worse under Ronald Reagan, as Wall Street became a power player in Washington DC.

The 90's and 2000's, only served to completely de-regulate the banking system, leading to the housing and lending crash of 2008.

So why is it so hard to get back on our feet?

A few reasons:

Top Income-Tax Rate:
The current top tax rate is 37%, compared to 91% in the1950's and 60's. The government has tried to keep skeletal remains of the social programs that flourished back then, but with little in the way of revenue coming in, they are extremely hard to justify. Another enormous consequence is that when the tax rate for the super-rich is lower, the tax rates for the rest of us go much higher. Income tax, sales tax, etc, all go sky high because the rich are able to play on the fears of the stupid in order to benefit themselves.

Business Taxes:
This is an issue that pisses me off like no other. Huge corporations get enormous tax breaks by lobbying politicians and making generous campaign donations. Not only that, there have never been any penalties lobbied or even suggested for the businesses that move off-shore and take jobs with them, many of which have devastated entire cities. Yet, Americans still hold on to some vapid belief that if businesses pay less in taxes, they will save money and use it hire new employees, instead of what they actually spend it on, new jets, new houses, lavish vacations, enormous bonuses, etc.

Conservative Policy:
Call me a liberal homer all you want, conservative economic policy does not work! people are blinded into thinking that conservatives are great with budgets and practice frugality. There is a whole lot more to it than that. Conservatives implement something called "trickle-down" economics, wherein they believe that major tax breaks for huge corporate entities will eventually "trickle down" to consumers, resulting in lower cost of goods and increased hiring. This has never, ever worked.

Solution:
If you have ever heard the old adage, "You need to spend money, to make money" it also applies to the government. When the government creates a new agency (like a government-run healthcare system), they not only create hundreds of thousands of jobs, they also force private enterprise to become more competitive. Government-run services don't depend on profit, they depend on tax dollars, which are not a problem when the top rate is high and businesses pay their fare share. When private enterprises respond to free government services with better prices than normal and, naturally, a better service than that offered by the government, their business tends to increase causing higher profits and more jobs, as the increased demand necessitates new hires. When you combine this theory with a plan to roll back bank de-regulation, making them accountable for their actions and severely limiting their reach and power, you strengthen the power of the consumer and strengthen the economy.

You're welcome, America.

Thirsty Thursday: Margarita

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 21:50:00 +0000

The Margarita, everyone's favorite drink when they're feeling a little south-of-the-border.

Of course, there are many different variations of the drink. Sometimes it's frozen, others it has a salted rim, however, I am focusing on the the true version of a margarita:On the rocks with lots of alcohol. You can go pour your Pixie Sticks into a bottle of tequila if that's what you're looking for.

The Margarita was conceived of in Mexico in the 1930's by a man local's referred to as "Barman Willie" which basically means Bartender Willie. He created the drink for a long time patron named Marguerite Henry, who was friends with the owner of Los Dos Republicas, the bar in question. The owner then had Willie create a drink and name it after her, thus creating a legend.

Ingredients:
1.5 Ounces Aged Tequila (Tres Generaciones Silver is my choice)
1/2 Ounce Cointreau
1 Ounce Freshly Squeezed Lime
1/2 Ounce Simple Syrup
Lime Wedge

Shake Tequila, Cointreau, lime juice and simple syrup in a shaker. Strain into a highball glass with ice. Garnish with the lime wedge. Enjoy!

Wacky Wednesday: Chacarron

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

For those of you who can't pronounce the above word (Shaka-rone), it's this incredibly odd Reggaeton song from 4 years ago where the lyrics are essentially just gibberish. Clearly, the greatest song of all time and I'm sure Corky from "Life Goes On" would be proud.

On a side note, I'm back from my mini-vacation from blogger. =)

Chacarron

There's a special guest on this odd, odd video....

National Facebook Un-friend day, Pt 1:

National Facebook Un-friend day, Pt 2:

Cleveland's response to the Lebron James commercial:

Wow!

This is awesome!

And of course, This Week in Unnecessary Censorship:

Thirsty Thursday: Manhattan

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:06:00 +0000

When it's all about class and feeling like royalty when you drink, the Manhattan is your best bet. One of six basic drinks listed in David A. Embury's classic The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks, since World War II they are the traditional cocktail of merchant, yachting, and Coast Guard Auxiliary commodores.

The drink originated in the 1870's at New York's famous Manhattan Club. It was specifically invented for a banquet thrown by Winston Churchill's mother, Jennie Jerome, in honor of Presidential Candidate Samuel J. Tilden.

So successful was the banquet, that people began asking for the drink as "That Manhattan cocktail" elsewhere in the city.

My only caution with this drink: If you're not a Whiskey drinker, steer clear.

Ingredients:
2 Ounces Rye Whiskey (Jamesons 1780, but you're going to drop $50 per bottle)
1/2 ounce Sweet Vermouth
2 Dashes Bitters
1 Cherry

Shake Whiskey, Sweet Vermouth and bitters in a shaker. Strain into a cocktail or martini glass. Garnish With cherry, Enjoy!

(A popular version of this drink is a Rob Roy, which is made with Scotch Whiskey instead of Rye.)

Election Day: Voter's Guide

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 17:05:00 +0000

Hello All!

Today is Election Day and hopefully, all of you will get out and vote (unless you're Republican)!

As a service to the country, I am going to put together a mini voter's guide, not only for California, but nationwide.

Proposition 19: Legalizes Marijuana under CA Law.
This is a clear-cut Yes vote. Aside from eliminating a major weapon in the arsenal of sleazy drug dealers, Marijuana is a safer version of alcohol that is not nearly as addictive nor does it cause some of the negative tendencies in people that alcohol tends to bring out (ie: belligerence). In addition, the formation of new companies dealing with sales and distribution, along with the tax revenue, will be an enormous boost to the economy.

Proposition 20: Changes redistricting rights to a 14-member bi-partisan committee.
Another no-brainer. This makes gerrymandering obsolete and re-draws districts to more accurately represent the constituents.Vote Yes!

Proposition 21: $18 annual vehicle license fee to fund state parks.
This is a good idea. $18 a year to gain free admission to all state parks whenever you'd like, off-setting other funds being currently used to pay for parks and adding about $250 million to their budget. Vote yes.

Proposition 22: Prohibits state from borrowing funds used for transportation, redevelopment or local government projects.
Sounds good on paper, but when you really delve into it, could end up screwing over the schools and emergency services pretty badly. Not a bad proposition, but needs seasoning. Vote no.

Proposition 23: Suspends Air Pollution control law (AB 32) aimed at stopping Greenhouse emissions until unemployment is at 5.5% for 1 year.
Bad, bad idea. I understand the economy is still recovering, but compromising our health and the environment is not the way to go about it. Texas oil companies behind this one. Absolutely a No vote.

Proposition 24: Repeals recent legislation that allows big businesses to lower their tax liability.
If anyone needs to have their tax liability lowered, it's not big corporations. A Yes vote increases state tax revenue by about $1.3 Billion. Clear-cut Yes.

Proposition 25: Changes required votes to pass a state budget from 2/3 to a simple majority.
If you ever want a budget submitted on time, this is necessary. Vote Yes!

Proposition 26: Requires certain state and local fee's be approved by 2/3 vote.
Basically, this is gross polluters not wanting to pay for the damage they cause. Well-worded to throw people off, but ultimately a bad idea.

Proposition 27: Eliminates voter redistricting commission.
Eliminates Proposition 20.Obviously a no vote.

Races

Governor: Jerry Brown vs. Meg Whitman
Jerry Brown

Senate: Babara Boxer vs. Carly Fiorina
Barbara Boxer

Lt Governor: Gavin Newsom vs. Abel Maldonado
Gavin Newsom

Secretary of State: Debra Bowen vs. Damon Dunn
Debra Bowen

Controller: John Chiang
John Chiang

Treasurer: Bill Lockyer vs. Mimi Walters
Bill Lockyer

Attorney General: Kamala Harris vs. Steve Cooley
Kamala Harris

Nationwide

Make sure to vote against anyone affiliated with the Tea Party...Bunch of wackos.

And here's my argument for the Democrats:

In the past two years, there has been more progressive legislation passed than in any time since FDR was president. A depression was prevented, a health-care bill was passed that keeps health-care companies from dropping you when you have a serious illness, programs were put in place to fund green business and technology and an enormous part of the stimulus package is funding to completely overhaul and modernize the US infrastructure over the next 10 years.

Republicans had control for quite some time in the past decade and you all saw what happened. Now they're trying to say that the Dems and Obama are doing nothing. If they were doing nothing, do you think the GOP would have sop much hatred towards them? Nope. The fact that they're are pushing through so much progressive legislation is what's irking the GOP, and GOP gains in congress could halt the progress they've made.

Vote Dem this year and you will not regret it.

Monday.....

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:51:00 +0000

After an awesome weekend, I'm having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day.

I'll post a blog tomorrow.

In the meantime, to cheer up myself and anyone else who may need it, Zach Galifianakis:

Funny Picture Friday: This is Halloween...

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:03:00 +0000

Happy Friday! Very excited about not having work for the next two days...also, Halloween.

In honor of the holiday, A (Mostly) Halloween-related set of pictures....

(I'm sure this will be most of us, come Sunday)

(Stupidest woman ever)

(Hahaha!)

(Very clever Dog costume)

(The Force is strong with this one)

(From the wonderful Catsthatlooklikehitler.com, a Cat that looks like Hitler)

(My senior year of college, the sexiest Wonder Woman ever)

Happy Halloween!!

Thirsty Thursday: Long Island Iced Tea

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 16:43:00 +0000

So let's say you're out at a bar with some friends. You have a DD and have decided tonight is the night to get wasted drunk, but you'd also like some taste. Well my friend, you are in luck, as the perfect drink for you is on every bartenders list: The Long Island Iced Tea.

The Long Island was invented relatively recently, yet has gained in popularity. Conceived in the 1970's in Long Island, New York, as a refreshing summer drink that would fuck you up beyond recognition.

Mission Accomplished.

Of course, depending on your region, there are variations of the drink.

Down here, you can order a Long Beach Iced Tea wherein Cranberry Juice is substituted for soda. It gives it a more unique taste, and just as much alcohol.The perfect drink for when you don't know what you want, but you know you want to be drunk.

Ingredients:
1/2 Ounce Vodka (Belvedere works best)
1/2 Ounce light Rum (Bacardi Silver)
1/2 Ounce Tequila (1800 mixes perfectly)
1/2 Ounce Triple Sec (Cointreau)
1/2 Ounce Gin (Seagram's is preferable for this)
1 Ounce Sour mix
Splash of Cola

Pour all ingredients into a tall glass of ice. Stir and enjoy!

Wacky Wednesday: It's Kind of a Funny Day...

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 19:03:00 +0000

Happy Wednesday!

For your viewing pleasure...

(Interview with an Idiot)

(Hannah Mantegna)

Hannah Mantegna with Joe Mantegna from Joe Mantegna

(I thought most women loved this)

(Hide Yo kids, Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo...iPhone?)

(Luke Skywalker has OCD)

(Weathermen are perverts...)

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If I were Dodger General Manager...or Ned's Assistant...

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 00:48:00 +0000

According to multiple reports, Frank McCourt is apparently now flush with TV ad revenue and says he's willing to spend money this off-season. Assuming he loses his divorce case, he will still retain control of the team for a couple of years thanks to the lengthy appeals process. Assuming that he is willing to spend some money (Though not Yankee money) to make this team a contender, I'm going to give an assessment of where I would spend it.

Let's start with the Dodger's position players:

Pos    No    Player
C       55      Martin (ARB)
1B       7       Loney (ARB)

2B      13    Theriot (FA)
3B    23      Blake

SS    15      Furcal

LF      30 Paul
CF      27      Kemp

RF      16    Ethier

INF    14    Carroll

C 17       Ellis

C 28 Barajas (FA)



Problems
There are a couple of problems here. First and foremost, Xavier Paul is not an everyday Left Fielder. However, he's also not expensive and is very solid in a back-up type of role. Theriot is a solid, if unspectacular 2nd Baseman and would come relatively cheap. Blake is no longer and everyday 3rd baseman and Russell Martin doesn't hit. Furcal is an MVP candidate when healthy, but he hasn't been healthy in 2 years.

Bright Spots
Andre Ethier is an all-star and is becoming a team leader. Matt Kemp, despite having a down year, still hit 28 Home Runs and drove in 89 RBI's. If he can put it all together, he's a potential MVP-type player. James Loney continues to hit well and many in the organization predict a power surge in the near future.

What Would Kevin Do?
It's time for Russell Martin to move on. He's still young and has high trade value, but is not working well in LA. re-signing Rod Barajas to platoon with AJ Ellis, who was great down the stretch last season, would more than make-up for Martin's departure while costing a fraction of his salary. Furcal is in his walk year and would not net much return, so there is no reason to get rid of him. Plus, Jamey Carroll is more than capable as a back-up, allowing Furcal to have more rest days. Theriot can be re-signed as well for 1-2 years until prospect David DeJesus is ready to step in.

On the Free Agent Market, although Carl Crawford is a top FA in the OF, the Dodgers need more power. Bringing back Jayson Werth or 2-3 year deal for Adam Dunn would add some much needed pop to the middle of the order, although Werth is expected to command a 5-6 year deal at between $10-13 million per year. Casey Blake is a great leader and clubhouse guy, and can still play, but not everyday. There is a mutual interest in returning Adrian Beltre to the Dodgers, who enjoyed a resurgent year and still has plenty of good years left. 4 years at $11-12 million would get it done.

Kevin's Re-tooled Roster

C 28 Barajas
1B       7       Loney

2B      13    Theriot
3B    ???      Beltre

SS    15      Furcal
RF      ??? Werth/Dunn
CF      27      Kemp
LF      16    Ethier

INF    14    Carroll
LF      30 Paul
3B    23      Blake
C 17       Ellis

We now move on to the Starting Pitching rotation:

Pos    No    Player

SP 22       Kershaw
SP     58       Billingsley (ARB)
SP     29 Lilly

SP     48       Ely
SP     37 Monasterios

Problems
The Dodgers have only 3 proven starters on their current roster, and in a division with the Giants, Padres and Rockies, that's not going to work. Ely and Monasterios has some mild success, but ultimately need more seasoning or a change of direction. Vicente Padilla's inability to stay healthy means he won't be back.

Bright Spots
Clayton Kershaw is officially a staff ace. He keeps getting better and better each year, and Chad Billingsley is finally past the mental mistakes that plagued him previously. Ted Lilly was incredible after being acquired and re-signing him was a great move to shore up the middle of the rotation.

What Would Kevin Do?
As I mentioned previously, Russ Martin is good trade bait, and Zach Greinke of the Royals is available. With the Yankees busy in pursuit of Cliff Lee, the Dodgers are primed to make an offer. Martin, John Ely and another prospect would more than likely get the deal done. As for the 5th starter, Monasterios should be the leading candidate heading into spring training.

Kevin's Re-tooled Roster
SP 22       Kershaw
SP ???    Greinke
SP     58       Billingsley
SP     29 Lilly
SP     37 Monasterios

And now, the bane of my existence, the bullpen:

Pos    No    Player
CL         51      Broxton

LHP 56      Kuo
RHP      74      Jansen
RHP      54      Belisario
RHP      38      Troncoso
RHP    50 Link
RHP    59    Schlichting

Problems
Where do I even begin? Broxton was a mess in the 2nd half, Torre overused Troncoso, Belisario had too many personal issues to count, Cory Wade is still injured and the depth isn't there.

Bright Spots
Kuo was lights out all year long, Jansen came out of nowhere and dominated, Troncoso was solid before fatigue set in and Broxton's first half earned him a spot as the All-Star game closer.

What Would Kevin Do?
It's not hopeless, but this is where to hit Free Agency hard. Link and Schlichting need more seasoning and will be back in the minor's. Broxton will have an off-season to clear his head and the rest of the bullpen will get much needed rest, after consecutive extended seasons. Going after Scott Downs and Jose Contreras with a vengeance could probably net both. Relievers are seen as an after-thought in Free Agency but making them top priorities (while still going after OF and 3B needs) would put the Dodgers in the driver's seat. Joe Beimel

Kevin's Re-tooled Roster
CL         51      Broxton
LHP       56      Kuo
RHP      74      Jansen
RHP      54      Belisario
RHP      38      Troncoso
LHP       ??       Downs
RHP      ??       Contreras

Monday Madness: Baseball Playoffs

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 21:36:00 +0000

Had a fun weekend, though my hangover is just now starting to subside...

Sports-wise, we all know that for someone of my taste, it wasn't a good one. In baseball, the SF Giants (Literally my most hated team ever) beat the Philadelphia Phillies (another team I despise) to go to the World Series.

I'll give the Giants credit: they played very well, albeit against a much worse Phillies team than they had the past two years. As an unapologetic hater of all things Giants, i'm clearly not happy about this. Still, I have reason for hope and optimism.

1. They're playing a very good Texas Rangers squad, who boast the best postseason pitcher in baseball, Cliff Lee, and an offense that doesn't seem to have a weakness.

2. They're the Giants.

A little perspective: The Giants have literally won nothing since arriving in 'Frisco. A storied franchise while in New York, they won 5 World Series titles, the last one in 1954, however, since the move, they have lost in the World Series all 3 times they got there.

In 1962, they were beaten in Game 7 by the Yankees via a ridiculous Roger Maris catch.

In 1989, they were beaten by an amazing Oakland A's team, one of the best baseball squads I have ever seen.

In 2002, they were beaten by the Anaheim Angels, choking away a 3-2 series lead and a 7th inning, game 6 5-0 advantage.

SF Giants history tells me that they will take a series lead and screw it up, or that they will get swept, so here's hoping. It's a great feeling as a Dodger fan, to always be able to shut up Frisco fans with a little reminder that the LA Dodgers have 5 WS Titles, while the SF Giants, have zero.

A little extra motivation comes in the form of of one Bengie Molina, a Giants staple at catcher for the better part of this decade, he was traded away this season to make room for rookie catcher Buster Posey, although the trade was to...the Texas Rangers. As an integral member of the 2002 Angels team that also beat the Giants, He may be a bit motivated to repeat past success.

However, if the Giants do end up coming through and winning the title, good for them. I'll give them their due despite my burning hatred. Regardless they have had a very good season and have benefited from brilliant trades by Brian Sabean this year after years of offensive futility.

Still, if I have to make a prediction, because of Cliff Lee and that offense, I'm saying Texas in 6.

Thirsty Thursday: Irish Coffee

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:09:00 +0000

Irish Coffee, a staple here in America, is the perfect after-dinner weekend drink. Not only will it sustain the buzz from your dinner drinks, but the caffeine helps to energize you for the night ahead.

In 1940's Ireland, the coffee was conceived by Irish Chef Joseph Sheridan after a group of American passengers disembarked from a Pan Am Flying Boat on a miserable winter evening in the 1940s. Sheridan added Whiskey to Warm the passengers. When the passengers asked if they were being served Brazilian Coffee, Sheridan remarked that they were drinking Irish Coffee and a cocktail was born.

The Irish Coffee is unique in the sense that there is no need for milk, sugar or whipped topping, as the cream liqueur does the job of all three.

Ingredients:

1 and a half Ounces Irish Whiskey (Jameson is a favorite)

1/2 Ounce of Irish Cream (Bailey's, of course)

Coffee to fill (Use your own taste here. I prefer hazelnut)

Pour Whiskey into a coffee mug. Add coffee, top with Irish Cream and stir.For fancier occasions, a stout wine glass will do. Enjoy!

Wacky Wednesday: The Rent is Too Damn High....

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 17:44:00 +0000

Happy Wednesday everyone.

It's especially happy for me because I get Friday off this week, so it feels more like Thursday.

Anyways, on to the videos!

Between Two Ferns...

I wish I lived in NY so I could vote for this guy....

Next big fad: People going to the Dentist to get high...

She's such a moron, but this is a catchy song.

For the 10-year old in me....

Our favorite candidate in Tennessee is back...

And of course, This Week in Unnecessary Censorship...

Halloween Costume Ideas....

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin Michael) — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 19:34:00 +0000

Hello All.

So I'm trying to decide what my costume will be for this year, but am currently stumped. I usually try to go with funny, but I also wouldn't mind just an awesome looking costume.

Here are my current top three:

Jabba the Hutt

King Leonidas

Free Mammogram Machine

Jabba

This would be a very cool costume as I am kind of a Star Wars nerd, but I'm not nearly fat enough.

Leonidas

I've been wanting to be this character, but I don't want to use the fake body suit. Problem is, I'm about a month away from being able to pull this off with my own body. Stupid slow gym process...

Mammogram Machine

I can't think of any cons with this one.

Any ideas? Votes? Suggestions?