How about durians shells which have been left open for a few days? Man, they smell like @##!^%%.

Small-Medium durians over at my place costed cheapest $0.50, and now costs $2.00.

Grandma is crazy over durians. Eat and eat and eat. Omg how can people eat those things. I’ve tried it an it’s disgusting! I puked!

Nephew looking cute and naughty there! Goodness.

My sisters dashed into my room and frantically woke me up, saying got Bangla doorbell. I reluctantly opened my eyes, feeling agitated. I said in a foul mood, “You all cannot open the door yourselves ah? Look through the keyhole and open up lah! Scared what, the gate’s locked what!”

Sisters: Noooo cannot! You must open, we’re scared and dunno what to do.

Me: Just open the bloody door lah, I want to sleep. What the hell, I just finished night shift leh! I don’t care, you all answer it!

Sisters: Exited my room.

I again, reluctantly pulled myself out of the bed, half-naked. Sexy ah! I went to the door where they were peering through the eyehole. I looked through it, and saw a woman.

Me: It’s just a woman lah! Open the door go! *went back into my room*

I guess my sisters opened the door because the doorbell rings stopped. I went out again and I saw gf holding a cake, with the candles all lit on, all smiles.

Me (Silently): Oh fuck! Omg it’s a surprise for me lah, alamak so sweet ah. Knn what the fuck am I wearing now! Damn must go wash face first!

Well, gf got disappointed because immediately after exiting the toilet, I went straight to my  bedroom to wear a tee. She said I rolled my eyes at her, and that I looked pissed.

But honestly, in my heart, I felt like “Awwwww!” Got feel guilty also lah cos scold my sisters, cos they couldn’t do a simple thing like opening the door. When I got out into the living room, I was okay. Felt touched sia! Haha. Rasa terharu! Alahai.

Muka bacin babi nak kena bantai.

The cake was HUGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE.

Oh and I got a present leh, together with a birthday card from gf. How sweet is that man, handmade card leh. Lots of love was put into it. Most people nowdays just wish you on FaceBook or SMS. Yes you know who you are, you super-insincere PEOPLE!

Anyway the surprise was the best surprise ever, really caught me off guard man. I felt really sorry for scolding my sisters, and felt apologetical that gf thought I was angry at her.

No lahhh, you did so much for me already. No capacity to be angry at you ily!

I hope my readers won’t puke okay by the previous statement. I’m not overdoing it right? When I read some blogs, it’s like so fucking gross. Everytime put camwhoring pics of them with boyfriends, like hollywood star eat here there, declare their love excessively & publicly, pictures of hugging and kissing, wear clothes until boobs pouring/portruding out, show cleavage blah blah.

WHAT THE!

Wah lao I fucking cannot take it man. It’s fucking disgusting! Please fucking make your blog private sia. I don’t go your blog one. I happen to see them when close friends/family/relatives visit them. I never fail to get fucking disgusted.

Somemore the couple can comment and vomit out more words of affection for people to see. Fuck sia! Nabei gross man. This one serious relationship or just play-play wan? I thought such words are only for that special person’s EARS.

You want to be special meh in the eyes of other people instead of your loved one? You mean you’re that insecure, you have to show others that you’re both truly in love? Or you want to prove to people you got moolah, living the bloodywood life?

The 16GB iPhone 3G is going for $298 (after additional $50 discount) for the iTwo Value/3G Flexi plan.

Well for me it isn’t a big deal because you can get a similar deal at their online shop too, though without the additional $50 discount.

One thing though, the pricing of the iPhone handset in their online shop is the SAME for an 8GB and 16GB? Is this a bug or something?!

Why would I get an 8GB instead of a 16GB, when I’m paying the same price, for the same plan?

Obviously I’d expect the price of the 8GB to be cheaper.

Oh well, I think I’ll wait till the 3GS launches in July, then the prices of the iPhone 3Gs will be much cheaper.

That’s when I’ll go for it. Who needs the 3GS when you’ve got OS 3.0 for all iPhones? Such a meagre upgrade, I think it’ll only be worth it to get the 4th gen.

Until then, I’d go for the iPhone 3G. This is just me though. Some people out there might want the enhanced tech specs of the iPhone 3GS, for more advanced usage like gaming? SERIOUSLY? Get a blardy PSP.

Wah, Khairul running sia! He’d never volunteer to run at the stadium, ever! Entah kena angin ape entah.

I ran exceedingly fast man, I think because I wanted to lap gf asap. I wanted to smack her butt! Hahahahahaha….

Lucky - KhazamPC