tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271731433624010412024-09-05T01:45:03.988+05:30Hindi SMS WorldThis blog contains sms, messages, mobile sms, funny sms, funny jokes, marriage SMS, husband & wife sms, santa banta sms, sardar sms, friendship sms, friendship day sms, april fool day sms, birthday sms, Funny stories, very good PJs, Romantic SMS, Romantic Shayris.
It also contains links to other site where you can find funny stuffs. I will keep on adding new genre of messages daily.
Keep checking the space for updates..Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comBlogger476125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-58369933956983272742017-04-19T16:03:00.001+05:302017-04-19T16:03:30.760+05:30सेल मतलब<p dir="ltr"><br>
बडी दुविधा होती रही थी जब :</p>
<p dir="ltr">1.बायोलॉजी के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'शरीर की कोशिकाएँ'।</p>
<p dir="ltr">2.फिजिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'बैटरी',</p>
<p dir="ltr">3.इकोनॉमिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया:   सेल मतलब  'बिक्री',</p>
<p dir="ltr">4.हिस्ट्री के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'जेल',</p>
<p dir="ltr">5.अंग्रेजी के टीचर ने पढाया: सेल मतलब 'मोबाइल',</p>
<p dir="ltr">पढ़ाई ही छोड़ दी भाई साब,  यह सोचकर कि जिस स्कूल में पांच शिक्षक एकमत नहीं है उस स्कूल में पढ़ कर क्या होगा ?</p>
<p dir="ltr">और    <br>
*सच्चा ज्ञान मिला जब पत्नी ने बताया सेल मतलब 'डिस्काउंट' !!* 😆😝</p>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-44672848847265899492017-03-18T21:35:00.001+05:302017-03-18T21:35:43.134+05:30Shadi me security<p dir="ltr">शादीयो मे लडकी को जयमाल स्टेज तक लाने वाली लड़कियाँ..<br>
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चारो तरफ ऐसे देखती हैं जैसे z सिक्योरिटी की ब्लैक कमान्डो है,...😂😂😂😝😋😎</p>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-52468583120139078682016-06-17T14:18:00.001+05:302016-06-17T14:18:48.787+05:30पुजारी को दस्त<p dir="ltr">मंदिर के पुजारी को दस्त हो गये<br>
दवाई लेते समय पुजारी ने डॉक्टर से पूछा,<br>
"कोई चीज की परहेज.. ?"<br>
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डॉक्टर बोला:<br>
"शंख जोर से मत बजाना". 😝 😜 😛</p>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-49397322820388068652016-06-09T23:35:00.001+05:302016-06-09T23:35:00.723+05:30पक्का भारतीय होने के लक्षण<p dir="ltr">पक्का भारतीय होने के लक्षण:-<br>
1. होटल में खाने के बाद मुट्ठी भर सोंफ खाना।<br>
2. हवाई यात्रा के बाद बैग से टैग नहीं उतारना।<br>
3. सब्जी लेने के बाद मुफ़्त धनिये की मांग करना।<br>
4.दीवाली पर मिले गिफ्ट को रिश्तेदार को सरका देना।<br>
5. छह साल के बच्चे को 3 साल का बता कर आधी टिकट लेना।<br>
6. रिमोट से लेकर मोबाइल तक की पीठ थोक कर चलाना।<br>
7. शादी के कार्ड से गणेशजी उतारकर फ्रिज पर चिपकाना।<br>
8. मोलभाव करते वक्त पिछली दुकान का हवाला देना।<br>
9. गोलगप्पे खाने के बाद मुफ़्त में सुखी पापड़ी की जिद करना।<br>
10. नई कार लेने के बाद छह महीने तक सीट की पन्नी नहीं उतारना।</p>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-46891357505309984022016-06-09T23:33:00.001+05:302017-03-18T21:51:39.110+05:30Dulha and panditji<p dir="ltr">दूल्हा : पंडितजी, पत्नी को<br>
दांयी तरफ बैठाना है<br>
या बांयी तरफ?..</p>
<p dir="ltr">पंडित: देख लो, जैसा ठीक लगे<br>
बाद मे तो<br>
सर पर ही बैठेगी!<br>
😜😂😆<br>
😝😂</p>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-77239875238582637992016-05-05T14:33:00.001+05:302016-05-05T14:40:36.464+05:30shadi ki taiyari<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी सहेली ने पूछा - शादी की सारी तैयारी कर ली क्या ?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">......</span><span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">लड़की : हाँ , फ़ोन तो फॉर्मेट कर दिया, facebook भी deactivate कर दिया</span><span style="font-size: large;">, बस सिम तोड़ कर फेंकना बाकि है </span></div>
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-64332341406050036362016-04-24T14:41:00.000+05:302016-05-05T14:42:18.458+05:30Don't drink water after eating fish<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Warning.!<br />
Don't drink water after eating fish<br />
b'coz<br />
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fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach.</div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-62207824046035485942015-06-16T14:37:00.000+05:302016-05-05T14:38:23.837+05:30kaha hai wo danvir<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">अरे कहा गए वो समाजसेवी और दानवीर जो कड़ाके की ठण्ड में लोगो को कम्बल और कपडे बाटते है</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">क्या इस भीषड़ गर्मी में कूलर पंखे और AC नहीं बाटेंगे क्या ??/</span></div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-82634507738142325262014-04-30T14:25:00.000+05:302016-05-05T14:41:22.288+05:30Ufff ye garmi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-size: large;">रोये वो इस कदर उनकी लाश से लिपटकर की लाश खुद उठ कर बोली .........</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"ले तू मरजा पहले,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">ऊपर ही चढ़े जा रहा है इतनी गर्मी में !!"</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">:)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">roye wo is kadar unki lash se lipatkar ki lash khud uthh kar boli ...</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">le tu marja pahle.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">upar hi chadhhe ja raha hai itni garmi me :P</span></div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-2185008782412290082013-10-22T18:20:00.000+05:302013-10-22T18:20:14.904+05:30Golu and newton<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Golu is Greater dan Newton<br />
Check dis!<br />
Newton:Wen v Throw A Ball in d Air,y Does It Come Down?<br />
Golu-der Is Nobody In d Air 2 Catch D Ball.<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-25886182975300455622013-10-22T18:16:00.003+05:302013-10-22T18:16:44.593+05:30Warning after eating fish<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Warning.!<br />
don't drink water after eating fish<br />
b'coz<br />
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fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach.<br />
guddy guddy Night<br />
:-P ;-) :-) :-D<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-47620183745053320652013-10-21T12:30:00.000+05:302013-10-22T18:03:14.528+05:30miss u doha<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Kabir ka latest doha..<br />
"Miss u Miss u sab kahe, par actually miss kare na koye!"<br />
"Agar koi kisi ko really miss kare, to phir SMS band kyu hoye!!"<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-6083096163881538122013-10-05T17:58:00.000+05:302013-10-22T17:59:54.234+05:30Navratri wishes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Lakshmi ka hath ho, Saraswati ka Sath ho, Ganesh ka niwas ho,<br />
aur Ma Durga ke ashirwad se apke jeevan me prakash hi prakash ho.<br />
Happy Navratri.<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-47028863137884556852013-09-04T18:13:00.000+05:302013-10-22T18:14:01.472+05:30Qoute<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Amazing Quote:<br />
"Kindness in words creates confidence.<br />
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.<br />
Kindness in giving creates love.<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-14559443501192296902013-08-23T20:30:00.000+05:302013-10-22T18:06:12.264+05:30Rakhsa Bandhan wishes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Chawal ki khushbu aur kesar ka singaar..<br />
Bhaal tilak aur khusiyon ki bauchhar..<br />
behno ka sath aur beshumar pyar..<br />
Mubarak ho apko rakhi ka ye tyohar.<br />
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Happy Rakhsa Bandhan!!<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-84852457021722223542013-07-07T10:18:00.000+05:302013-10-08T10:02:06.217+05:30Golu Molu<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Golu (molu se): Tu khali pet kitne Kele kha sakta hai?<br />
Molu: 5.<br />
Golu: Haste hue, are pagle pahle Kele khane ke bad tu khali pet kaha raha? matlab tu sirf ek hi Kela kha sakta hai..<br />
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Molu ghar aakar, apni biwi se: tu khali pet kitne kele kha sakti hai..<br />
Biwi: 3.<br />
Molu: dhhat tere ki, tu yadi 5 bolti to mast joke sunata :)</div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-58693655289605721622013-06-11T20:06:00.000+05:302013-10-08T10:02:43.334+05:30Golu and molu<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Golu apni biwi ke sath ja raha tha ki Achanak use Molu mila jisko Police wale ne pakda hua tha..<br />..<br />..<br /><b>Golu:</b> kya hua.. ??<br /><b>Molu:</b> Maine apni biwi ko maar daala..<br /><b>Golu:</b> kitni saja hogi..<br /><b>Molu</b>: 6 hafte..<br />Itna sunte hi Golu ne police wale ki gun cheen kar apni biwi ko goli maar di..<br />..<br />..<br /><b>Molu:</b> Abe ye kya kiya tune... pehle poori baat to sun leta..<br />me kah raha tha ki 6 hafte baad mujhe fansi ho jayegi....<br />:) :)</div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-65104893487132918572013-06-02T20:08:00.000+05:302013-06-11T20:09:09.553+05:30Train me safar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">KHAKHI SAWANT Train me</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">TC: Ticket.. ??</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Khakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">TC: Jurmana lagega!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Khakhi: kyu.. ??</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">TC: Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">&</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai...</span></div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-8545917621618213032013-05-26T20:16:00.000+05:302013-06-11T20:16:50.897+05:30Good news Bad news<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Doctor : Mrs.Preeto, good news for </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">you ! </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Girl : What do u mean by Mrs. ? </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">I'm Ms. Preeto. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Doctor: Ms. Preeto, bad news for </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">you . </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Samajhe to karo like !! :)</span></div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-88722222634587014652013-05-06T11:11:00.000+05:302013-05-09T11:16:32.706+05:30Engineer's Thought on Work<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Umar ki rah me Jajbat badal jate hai..<br />
Waqt ki aandhi me halat badal jate hai..<br />
sochta hu ki KAM kar kar ke record tod du..<br />
kambakht salary dekhte hi khyalat badal jate hai..</div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-86427024850106523112013-05-05T16:02:00.000+05:302013-05-05T16:02:24.566+05:30Is Dil se apko bhula nhi sakte<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Is Dil se apko bhula nhi sakte,<br />
Aisa kyu hai ye bata nahi sakte,<br />
Mushkil to ye hai ki aap yakeen nahi krte,<br />
Aur afsos.. hum yakeen dila nhi skte..<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-80798865660253175742013-05-05T15:56:00.000+05:302013-05-05T15:56:04.368+05:30Meri ek dost häi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Meri ek dost h,<br />
aap ke bare m poochh rhi thi..<br />
maine use aapka no. de diya hai..<br />
wo aapse milne ayegi us ka naam hai..<br />
"SMILE" think aa gyi<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-73845541191822039842013-05-05T15:51:00.001+05:302013-05-05T15:51:48.919+05:30LOVE ke Raste Me<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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LOVE ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.<br />
LOVE Ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.<br />
Meri Mano,<br />
Isi Raste Per "MEDICAL STORE" Khol Lo, Mast Chalega..<br />
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Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-7458987257908788972013-04-15T20:06:00.000+05:302013-04-18T20:08:39.662+05:30Pappu in English class<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Pappu in English Class: </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Me Sleep With Dad Last Night</span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">..</span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">Madam (Correcting): No No.. Beta, "I Slept With Dad Last Night"</span><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">...</span><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">Pappu: </span><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi"</span></b><span style="font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">. :P</span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></div>
Techiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15400922162808921728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-427173143362401041.post-16985708934744756472013-03-10T14:54:00.000+05:302013-05-05T14:55:02.913+05:30Jindagi raj hai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Jindagi raj hai to raj rhne do.<br />
Agar koi yetraj hai to yetraj rhne do.<br />
Par agar Aapka dil kahe hmse bat krne ko to dil se ye mat kahna ki Aaj rhne do<br />
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