Kicking Rocks

The Dentist

2012-05-21T17:53:00.001-04:00

I don't know how to start this but I guess I'll start from the root of the problem. (Pun intended.)

I hate going to the dentist. Who doesn't? I mean do you like some old dude putting his hands in your mouth? How about his tools that he says they're clean? No one likes that. I bet dentists don't even like going to the dentist.

Every time I go, my dentist, lets call him Dr. Dentist, (oh the irony), he finds something wrong.

Me: I brush, I floss. What's wrong Dr. Dentist?

Dr. Dentist: You don't floss or brush enough.

Me: Oh, 2 to 3 times a day isn't enough?

Dr. Dentist: No. It's enough but you don't go to church.

Me: FFS.......

He only tells me those things because he is this super Catholic Flanders-like man and he found out I stopped going to church. He now tells me to pray plaque away....

What an asshole.

I need a new dentist...

Btw, I wrote this entire post in the office with my smart phone.

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

Gum, Shoes & Douche bags

2012-05-06T09:20:00.001-04:00

Hey people, it's been years! Well just one. I'm back, for now and I'm mad at society, again.

I'm going to talk about gum. Yes the one you chew, but I'm not gonna talk about the chewing aspect. I'm gonna talk about the douche bags who just spit it out on the floor.

Why do you torment people this way? Is it so hard to throw away the gum in the trash? Being lazy is not an excuse because if that's the case, you may as well swallow it.

I speak for most people here when I say this. I don't want to step on your shit. It's annoying when I walk and it's a pain in the ass to remove.

I want to live my life knowing I don't have to look at the ground every second I walk down the street. What if I were to look down while a UFO passes by?

There goes my chance to see a UFO in person....... thanks.

It has been awhile...

2011-08-21T20:38:00.000-04:00

SO time to make a short update!!!

During last week, I was on the set of 'Rock of Ages' four more days!!! This time I am actually featured and you WILL see a great shot of me in front of the camera, holding a beer in one hand and a lighter in the other singing to Journeys, "Don't Stop Believing". You will also see me in the background of several other scenes, so keep your eyes peeled for next year when it comes out! Best part out of that was I met some interesting people which I can now call my RoA Buddies.

Also I bring you this comic strip my friend made of us when we were hanging out when he visited from New York:

I'm obviously the guy on the right (long hair and goatee)

This is his Deviant Art :http://twilighttrooper.deviantart.com/

So check that out!!

If you missed it....

2011-08-01T18:03:00.001-04:00

Here it is!!! I hope you can see it!

Here's a snapshot of me. Arrow pointed at me. Goatee and hair lol

EDIT: Ugh... it came out in the lowest quality ever!!!

Here it is for you to watch in higher quality: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IT3XCD06

Today is the day!

2011-07-31T17:46:00.001-04:00

Remember that I went to be an extra on The Glades?

Well, it airs TODAY July 31, 2011 at 10 PM EST on the Channel A&E!

In UK, 10PM here is 3AM for you.

For those of you outside the US and that don't have cable. the channel will stream on this:

I hope this works for all of you so you can see it and keep an eye out for me in the church scene!

This Sunday...

2011-07-28T14:16:00.001-04:00

Remember that I went to be an extra on The Glades?

Well, it airs this Sunday July 31, 2011 at 10 PM EST on the Channel A&E!

In UK, 10PM here is 3AM for you.

For those of you outside the US and that don't have cable. the channel will stream on this:

I hope this works for all of you so you can see it and keep an eye out for me in the church scene!

Breaking Bad Season 4 Episode 1 "Boxcutter"

2011-07-18T17:50:00.000-04:00

What an episode!!!! I almost missed it! I got lucky and found it at the last minute before starting streaming live on a site and got to see the whole thing!

If you didn't see it, well, maybe It might be posted on here at the end of the post!

Also remember I put up photos and questioned why Gus was holding a box cutter?

We find out what the box cutter is used for!!

Also, instead of sulfuric acid returning in this episode, hydrofloric acid makes an appearance!!!

I bet you're itching to know whats cooking!

See for yourself!!( Click red button, close ad and then click it again when green, enjoy!!)

Breaking Bad Season 4 Premiere Tonight!

2011-07-17T17:06:00.000-04:00

Well, I've waited patiently for over a year for this show to come back with a new epic season and the time has finally arrived! I hope this season is as good or better than its last season!!!!!

I'll put the official trailer that covers the best of the whole season with a cover of a Led Zeppelin song!

The Yet 2 Be Named

2011-07-11T20:41:00.000-04:00

Hey! I'm back after two weeks of taking a break and I have something awesome to share with you!

Are you funny? Are you an aspiring actor? Do you want to be featured on a YouTube comedy webisode? If you said yes to any of these questions then you should know that The Yet 2 Be Named is still accepting funny youtube character submissions for our new webisode series! Submit your funny youtube character to get a chance to be cast in the 1st episode!

Here's the introduction video and also the video can lead you straight to their profile to see all the other videos!!

This is my video submission!

Don't forget to watch the other videos and:

http://www.squidoo.com/funny-youtube-character-submission-contest-VOTE For your favorite character!!

*cough* Edmund Teur *cough*

Thank you people of Hawaii!

On the set of 'Rock of Ages'

2011-06-27T18:48:00.000-04:00

So last Friday, I was called to be an extra in the movie 'Rock of Ages', which stars Tom Cruise, Alex Baldwin, Russell Brand and Bryan Cranston just to name a few.

I got there two hours early so I had to wait, but time went fast and they sent me to wardrobe. There I showed them the clothes I brought but they said they already had too many rocker types and need beach dudes. So they gave me a tie-dyed t shirt, bathing trunks and sandals. Next part was to go to get my hair done. I went with it all combed and nice and then what the woman there said to the hair dresser was to make it "beachy".

So that what I looked like for the scene.The picture was taken with an iPhone, from the 80's! I had to shave my goatee off for it though, but its worth it!
I was ready at 5:30 PM and I basically had to wait the whole day because it started to rain and we couldn't to the scene till, wait for it......12 AM!
I was waiting for about 6 hours without doing anything! Well I was talking with the other extras making fun of some people and their wigs because they looked like Andy Warhol with their pasty white skin and all.
I walked around a bit also. This is a club so there is a lot of space, inside and out. There was a shit load of snacks on the counter where all the extras where too!

This was the part of the club where we were waiting at. It was pretty cool. You would pretty much think you were stuck in the 80's for a day.

The day was going slow, so I went out for a walk to see the set from afar, since is was still raining.
As I was going downstairs, I bumped into a tall fellow who looked very much like a wrestler by the name of Kevin Nash. Turns out, it WAS Kevin Nash!
He has a role in this film, which I still don't know yet because he was filming another scene than the one I would be in.

He is probably a security guard or a very tall roadie who always looks pissed off for some reason.

Yep, he always has that face.

Anyway, I didn't want to bother getting a photo with him because I also don't want to get kicked out of the set, and also he looked very pissed, but then again he is probably the happiest guy on the planet. I bumped into him two more times, one when were are going to eat and again when I walked inside to get a drink from the cast and crew only place. I got coconut water. And he still looked angry, eating chicken.

So it's time to do the scene because it stopped raining and its getting very late. We are all sent to the beach bar with the stage. At first I was placed in the back, from what you see on the photo here, I was pretty far from the stage.

But then when they start placing people in specific orders, they placed me right in the front of the stage, in the first row! So basically the put me in front of all those people you see in the photo!

In the scene, Julianne Hough, I think, is singing on stage while the crowd of extras are cheering! She is singing a song, prerecorded of course, but I couldn't find it anywhere! It must be originally made for this movie...

The movie is set to come out in July 1, 2012. hopefully I get so see a glimpsed of myself in the crowd, which I'm hopeful because I'm in the first row.

I'm Booked! Again!!

2011-06-24T00:00:00.003-04:00

This time it isn't a TV show, it's a Movie!!!!

I'm so excited they called me for another great opportunity!Like last time, I will get back with details about how it went!

Meanwhile I'm doing my thing, can you guess what the movie is?

(Hint) It is originally a Broadway Musical set in the 80's!

Bam Margera should be put on suicide watch!

2011-06-22T21:18:00.000-04:00

Ok, this really broke my heart. Watching Bam Margera cry over his best friend Ryan Dunn which recently passed away. Just imagine if your best friend which you know from your childhood and you grew up together and even worked together just dies.You would feel very bad! It's hard to see Bam like this and it looks like he won't get 100% for awhile. My opinion is that he should be placed on suicide watch because if not he will go on a drinking binge that lasts a week and he has done that before but it was due to the fact he was getting a divorce! So imagine what he will do because of this, which is 100 times worse!

Also he was interviewed by the news network on the site and he can barely complete full sentences! He is in so much pain right now! He is going to dehydrate crying!

And the people stealing wreckage from the woods to sell on eBay aren't helping! Those aren't fans of Jackass, they are just ignorant people who want to make a buck or two over the death of someone famous.

Breaking Bad Season 4 Update!

2011-06-21T19:48:00.000-04:00

Another trailer has been released and this time it has new footage from the 4th season that comes out in July 17!

It's only 30 seconds but if you are as into this show as I am, it is totally awesome!!! It is still a tease because July 17th is still a couple of weeks away!

It states that Walt is not in danger but he IS the danger! Looks like Heisenberg is gonna lose it!!

Who is that lurking above Walt and Jesse? Probably The Angry Lurker.

It was probably just Gus, but whats the box cutter for?

Jackass 3.5 Review

2011-06-21T10:52:00.000-04:00

In memory of Ryan Dunn, I decided to watch 'Jackass 3.5', it was the only one I had not seen yet.

I actually liked this movie more than 'Jackass 3D'. It had so many stunts that where not shown before and they were really extreme.

One stunt featured Steve-O getting his ass bitten by an alligator snapping turtle! It left a nice bruise!

Ouch!

There was also more of Ryan Dunn in this one. It featured him with his best friend, Bam Margera, pranking the unprankable, Johnny Knoxville. This one actually took the show because it was just too disgusting and too funny!

Johnny Knoxville usually put on a prescribed lotion on his face and Ryan and Bam got a hold of it and put horse semen in it. Knoxville was then seen putting it on and saying, "This is more stringier than usual." LMAO!!

They got him good!

I must say this movie was one of the best Jackass movies, right next to 'Jackass Number 2' which has to be the best one of all! But then also I really liked the first one, so they are all good!

The chances of them getting back together and making another film doesn't look that good now because they have just lost one of their brothers. Maybe they will do a tribute show for Ryan Dunn by having them perform stunts that Ryan Dunn had performed before in his honor.

So if you watch this, remember it as the last time the whole gang was together....

Ryan Dunn of Jackass dead?

2011-06-20T17:57:00.000-04:00

This is a very sad event that occurred today June 11th 2011 at approximately 3 AM in Pennsylvania.

Ryan Dunn was driving his Porsche and crashed into the woods and the car instantly caught on flames.

They identified his body by his signature beard and hair and tattoos. The other body in the car still has not been identified.

He was only 34 years old and that is extremely young! It really sucks he had to go this way and when I heard about it, at first I thought it was fake because of his latest (last) movie to come out called 'Living Will', in which his character dies of constipation and then comes back as a ghost. This could have been a prank also, but I don't think the Jackass crew would pull something as twisted as this.

The most famous thing he was known for, or I think he was known for was that in the Movie 'Jackass', he put a toy car into a condom, lubed it up and shoved it up his ass and went to a doctor to get X-rays.

R.I.P. Ryan Dunn, many people will shoved toy cars in their asses in your memory...

Here's the movie trailer of his last movie 'Living Will':

Happy Fathers Day!

2011-06-19T00:00:00.007-04:00

Useless Super Powers 2

2011-06-18T00:00:00.003-04:00

Heart Attack Man!

He doesn't give heart attacks to anyone but himself! He can't control it but he has the ability to feel it coming and grabs his chest when so.

He also turns red when he is near bulls.

He lives in Spain and is a Bull fighter.

Have a great weekend!!

Time Out..

2011-06-17T00:00:00.000-04:00

It really annoys me when someone says the words "Time Out" when they are not referring to any sport and they also do the little hand movement, pictured to the right using my logo's stickfigure.

Last time I heard someone say and do it was when they were talking about buying a crib. The guy just randomly interrupts and says "Time Out" while doing the hand movement, so he can ask a question.

I swear if anyone said that to me, I'll just freeze until they say "Time In". Seriously....

The Decision.....

2011-06-16T15:49:00.001-04:00

I'll keep blogging.... I not gonna let this little, annoyance, stop me!

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That's how many fucks I don't give!!

That Awkward Moment When...

2011-06-15T23:22:00.000-04:00

....Your Google Adsense Account is disabled for no real reason.

I'll still post, ~~hopefully the appeal is in progress and it resolves it, if not~~ I'll take my business to some other website for ads if, Google won't appreciate my.... generosity.....

And as requested by Rob's Nerd Blog:

Vote on the new poll, it could be the last one.... maybe..... change my mind... will ya....

Song of the day

Also, check out my friends new blog: sayheyrey

He's new so he needs followers!

Useless Super Powers

2011-06-15T00:00:00.011-04:00

Have you ever wondered 'what-if' you had a useless super power?

How about turning an exaggeration into a super power?

As you see to the right, I'm sweating bullets! Well it's pretty much useless unless you've got a gun to use those bullets with and in that case, UNLIMITED AMMO, as long as you are hydrated all the time.

Pretty sweet huh? Yeah....

So this is what went down.... Part 3

2011-06-14T00:00:00.070-04:00

The first two parts, if you missed them!
Part 1
Part 2

In this part, I will talk about the main cast that was on set during the shooting of the scenes I was in. I couldn't go running up to them for a photo or anything because they are 'in the zone' meaning they are in character and as an actor I totally understand that.

First up was the main actor of the show, Matt Passmore.

He plays Detective Jim Longsworth.

He is a detective from Chicago that leaves because I guess he supposedly banged his bosses wife. He came to Florida because he thought it was going to be more relaxing but it turns out there are more murders here!

Second up is the supporting actor, Carlos Gomez.

He plays Dr. Carlos Sanchez.

He is Longworth's friend and colleague, a forensic pathologist who works the crime lab, supervisingtoxicology screens and autopsies.

At first when I saw him I said to myself, "He looks familiar."

Guess what? I had met him before LMAO!!!

This was the same day I had met Christopher Mintz-Plasse(McLovin) and Aaron Johnson!

As far for the other actors on the set, they seem so familiar but I couldn't find them on them on the IMDB page, so I have to wait for the episode to air on TV so I can look them up on the credits. It was this old guy with a mustache who played a reverend and this girl who spoke in tongues while inside the church.

I'll remind you on my blog the day before the episode airs to set your channels to A&E at 10 pm Eastern Time. If you miss it, I'll also try and post the part I was in on my blog. But remember, if you do watch it, try to find me!!

So this is what went down.... Part 2

2011-06-13T00:00:00.005-04:00

Part 1

Well afterwards, they began picking people to film the scenes. At first I didn't get picked. But then they got everyone else to go to the set and they put everyone in specific places. I am on a bench behind the main actors.

I basically had to pretend to be talking with someone about The Bible. We really couldn't speak loud but he was pointing at words in the Bible and pointed specifically at the word 'Hebrews' and said "I hate them."

Anyway, the scene afterwards is the best one! We are inside the church and I am in the first row where all the action is happening! I'm not gonna spoil what happens but it gets crazy in there!

When it does air, and if you see me, take a pic and link it! (I'll be wearing khakis and a blue plaid shirt, My hair is long and I have a goatee, I actually stand out from everyone else!)

I'll try to put the clip on here when it airs July 24, 2011 (that's an estimate)

Channel is A & E and it is Season 2 Episode 8

Part 3 coming up? You betcha!

So this is what went down....Part 1

2011-06-12T00:00:00.004-04:00

Yehlyre: It wasn't Dexter for several reasons, it's on its 6th Season to air this year and its not filmed in Miami, its filmed in L.A.

Astronomy Pirate: Yes you got it right! It's The Glades.

As soon as I got there, they asked us to park in the parking garage next to the tents but on the fourth floors. I get out of the car and to my surprise I found this on the floor.----------->
(That's for you, Mrs. Pickle)

I turn around and face my dad and while pointing at it and said,
"So this is how they make it in Hollywood."

So my dad leaves me and I end up going to the tent, which is for extras (Sorry ed). I'm there with my dufflebag with the other outfits, a water bottle, some snacks and my book, Night by Elie Wiesel, which is about the Holocaust and how he survived it.

See where I'm going with this?

I'm in that tent with other people dressed similarly to me and separated from everyone else. They explain to us that they will takes us from the tent to the set in white vans. They also said leave you stuff behind. So they would transport us, similarly to how the Nazi transported the Jews in trains to the Concentration camps and made them leave their belongings behind.

I made that comparison for the hell of it but it was really a great experience! The people there are very nice. They always wanted to keep you hydrated for some reason, but that's alright. They had snacks everywhere, air conditioning, bathrooms and everything to keep everyone happy.

~~Then they told us to step into the showers.~~ lol

Stay tuned to part 2

I'm breaking this into parts if not it will be too long and you wont read the whole thing!!

Tired

2011-06-11T00:00:00.001-04:00

Extremely Tired.... It lasted 12 hours..... From 7 AM to 7 PM

And this is not the update, don't worry... Give me a day to write something epic...k thanks

bye.....ZzzzzzZzzzZZZZzzzzz

Want to guess the show I was on??

Hint: It's filmed in Miami and this is the second season. Good luck.