Kill it, Coco.

Jane Lynch covers "Vogue" Scared of her, she's FANTASTIC!!

2010-04-14T08:46:00.000-07:00

Alright, so I'm not the HUUUUUUUGEST fan of Fox's runaway hit Glee, but holy moly, Jane Lynch TEARS IT UP in this remake of Madge's iconic vid 'Vogue'!! She's hilarious in this promo for next week's episode...

I have been, however, a huge fan of Jane Lynch since the good ol' Christopher Guest years. Fav Jane Lynch quote:

We are Winc sound bite A Mighty Wind sound bites

Wanna Buy a Week With Anna Wintour?

2010-04-13T11:36:00.000-07:00

It'll set you back a smooth 17,500 bones, and offered by Anna herself. Too much? Alright how 'bout dinner w/ Vera Wang and a $10,000 credit to her store for $15,000? Still no dice? Well then, what about a bespoke suit, custom fitted by Stella McCartney for only $7,500? No?

Hmmm. Weird.

Charitybuzz.com is teaming together w/ Vogue to raise funds through an auction for the RFK Center for Justice and Human Rights, and these were only a few item on a list of straight drool-worthiness up for grabs in honor of Earth Day’s 40th Anniversary.

If your tastes are more Italian, how about two front row tickets to Missoni's next show, PLUS lunch and a fitting with Angela Missoni? Oh, were you really looking for all balls-out glamour? You can snag a fitting with, and dress from, Armani for next year’s Vanity Fair Oscar party–because the winner gets two tickets to that, too.

Oh, fashion peeps. How I hate each and everyone of you...

Jelly? Me? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

via charitybuzz.com

MY GRANDMA WON AN AWARD!!!

2010-04-13T10:40:00.000-07:00

Okay, not really.... BUT, my "I'm a gay little kid, so my dream grandmother is Angela Lansbury" Grammie sure did! No, but really. I used to pretend she was my grandmother. Cause she's FABULOUS. Her outfits in her older gigs? Ummm, FEATHERS and SEQUINS. 'Nough said, I know all my 'moes out there got my back...

Any-howdidmymothernotknow, the screen SLASH stage SLASH anywhere she wants to act because she's fucking ANGELA LANSBURY legend was honored by the Signature Theater as the first recipient of the Stephen Sondheim award at a black-tie gala in the Embassy of Italy (NYC). The award is named after Stephen Sondheim, an accomplished and critically acclaimed composer linked to some of Broadway's most well know shows, and it honors a performer's contributions to interpreting, supporting, and collaborating on Sondheim's musical works

And get that 'Murder, She Wrote' and Mrs. Potts shit outta your head, cause this bitch can WORK. Her professional life spans more than a half-century during which she EXPLODED all over the performing arts world, first as a star in motion pictures (what am I, 90yo?), then as a five-time Tony Award-winning Broadway musical star. Two of my Grammie's Tonys are for Stephen Sondheim musicals: the role of Mama Rose in the revival of Gypsy (1974) and her RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING version of Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd (1979).

Seriously, though. As a kid, I used to sit and watch this woman CRAZY-IT-UP in movies like Gaslight and The Manchurian Candidate (the OG, not that Meryl/Denzel/Leiv shit). Not to mention the HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS, of times I've watched Bedknobs and Broomsticks, lost in a world chalked w/ techicolor waves of 'magic' and creepy ass bookkeepers, thinking to myself, "If that bitch were MY Grammie, I'd work it OUT. We'd sing and dance and be fabulous all the time, and she'd cast spells on my bed to make to fly and shit, all the while controlling the mind of a young soldier to murder the President of the United States of America..........." (see: The Manchurian Candidate. This is NOT a plot take out Obama)

That's normal for a 6 year old to think, right? ....Right? ....RIGHT?

Oh screw you, she's FAB and getting an award. AND SHE USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS:

GO TEAM GRAMMIE!!
via ONTD

Tilda Swinton on the cover of Dazed and Confused

2010-04-13T00:23:00.000-07:00

YAOW! Chameleon SLASH genius actress Tilda Swinton graces the double-covers of Dazed and Confused for our eyes delight and, more importantly, because she has a new gig coming up, the film 'Io Sono L'amore' (I Am Love), due to wow Italian audiences March 19, 2010.

Isn't she gorgeous? I mean, you can stare at this cover for HOURS... She looks like a man, but a woman, but a man, but a woman... I've very confused.... DAZED AND CONFUSED! HAA! ....okay so that was mega obvious, SHOOT ME.

Look for her mug(s) on newsstand shelves May 2010...

'Kate Moss Myth' Canned

2010-04-12T21:37:00.000-07:00

Well I mean, THAT sucks... The “Kate Moss Myth” exhibit, an all-things-Kate exhibition at Les Art Decortifs, was supposed to go up this year in the private, non-profit museum in Paris, France. It was postponed until next March, and now they’re canning that shit altogether.

Despite the fashion world’s love of every glittery thing that Kate Moss shits out, the not for profit museum’s had a bitch of a time finding a corporate sponsor for the exhibition. PR for the museum, which has housed retrospective installments for Balenciaga, Madeleine Vionnet and Christian Lacroix, said this to Woman's Wear Daily:

“Cultural patronage is never a priority for companies [oh, hell naw!], but given the wide range of companies Kate’s worked for, from Nikon to Chanel, Virgin Mobil to Dior and the heaps of money each and every one has made off of the supermodel, we’re surprised no one’s stepped up to attach their name to the exhibition."

Alright L.A.D.,. I mean come on. It's a tad bit early have anything called the Kate Moss "myth" OR have anyone take a stroll down her ‘long’ career—the bitch is only only 36–so it makes me wonder what the hell they put on display, anyhow?

Yah. SHIFTY.

Hey Les Art Decortifs? Hollah at a bitch when you put the entire contents of Katie's closet over the last 20 years on display. Cause when you do, the money, and the peeps, will be coming in fucking floods. TRUST.

via ElleUK

Natalia Vodianova in Vogue Paris

2010-04-12T20:22:00.000-07:00

Peep these pics of Russian model Princess Natalia in a tragic-princess themed shoot for Vogue Paris. Queen of the supermodels Natalia Vodianova has been quickly gaining props amongst the fashion elite, and she has been dubbed ‘Princesse Natalia’ in Vogue Paris' April 2010 editorial.

The impressive editorial features the brunette goddess working the hauteness in jewel tones, slammin' accessories and makeup fit for royalty. The ‘Princesse Natalia’ Vogue Paris spread was shot by photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and the Russian beauty, who was styled the fabulous Carine fucking Roitfeld herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!!), works pieces from Chanel, Louis Vuitton and Yves Saint Laurent.

Still no clue who this Natalia chick is? Well, lemme tell ya.... See more pics a deets on Natalia Vodianova in the jump!

Natalia Vodianova's rags to riches life story has made her one of the most raved about models currently in the biz. Born in Nizhni Novgorod, Russia's third largest city, she lived with her mother and two half-sisters in some nasty ass conditions. Her mother's abusive boyfriends and meager income dogged her throughout childhood.

Helping her mother sell fruits from a stand starting at age of 11, Vodianova moved into her own apartment with her bestie at 15. They started their own fruit stall to help out the struggling family and were actually quite successful, all things considered.

Just before bouncing from home, Natalia enrolled in a modeling academy, where she learned ladylike behavior and etiquette. During a casting call in Paris, she caught the eye of a photographer who promised her fame if she could learn to speak English in 3 months. She worked her little booty off, both off and on the runway, and eventually became fluent in English, almost entirely self taught, before the age of 17.

At 17 she booked herself w/ the Viva agency, and by 19, she was getting steady runway work She fell in love w/ a British real-estate guru, w/ whom she had a son, before getting married in St. Petersburg. .Not letting motherhood keep her down, she continued working until she landed the headline for Yves Saint Laurent's fall collection.

Soon, Vodianova's phone was ringing off the flippin' hook. Gucci made her the new face for their perfume line before she had less than 40 runway shows under her belt, and Calvin Klein clambered to have her work their big Spring show. She was officially the hot new bitch in town and even made a brief appearance in Roman Coppola's film CQ with Billy Zane and Gérard Depardieu.

Now with campaigns for Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs and Miss Sixty under her little Russian belt, Natalia can say is is a venerable supermodel. The hussie has done it all, from Vogue covers to big-name fashion shows, to bag ads, to fragrance campaigns. The media loves her not only for her "real" mug, but because her rags to riches story is so damn touching. At only 21 years old, Natalia Vodianova is already poised to take over the whole damn modeling world.

pics via Fashionista

iamamiwhoami Music Video- "O"

2010-04-12T09:19:00.000-07:00

I don't even know where to begin w/ this...

So this is the video for "O" from the anonymous group (yes, we really don't know who they are) calling themselves iamamiwhoami... The song sounds like a Bat for Lashes record, mixed w/ a little Kate Bush, and a shot of The Knife. VERY, interesting... GOOD, but interesting...

ZERO is known about them except that it's rumoured the woman featured in their videos is Jonna Lee, a 29 year old Swedish musician. Like I said, mega mystery, so I'mma do my best to fill you in... More info about iamamiwhoami in the jump...

Click the jump to read more, and see some clips!

On 4 December 2009, a mysterious clip less than a minute long appeared on YouTube, titled w/ a strange string of numbers and released by a group calling themselves iamamiwhoami. The video immediately caught the attention of well know industry bloggers and music journalists and started a fire-storm of intrigue, basically a viral explosion.

The clip was followed by another, then another, and then another, for a total of seven bizarre short clips. Each of the clips was titled w/ serials numbers, instead of letters. The serial numbers were eventually translated into alpha-numberic code, and each spell out "educational", "I am", "its me", "mandragora", and "officinarum". Each of the first six clips closes with a drawing of an animal– a goat, an owl, a whale, an bee, a llama, and a monkey. The seventh video features a woman covered in plastic from head to toe playing the electric organ.

(...............what?)

The music is, for lack of a better word, INTERESTING mix of electro, alt rock, and experimental sounds, layered w/ an often distorted and sometimes muted vocal track, provided by the mystery lady covered in plastic. (Heidi Montag, is that you, bitch?)

To date, iamamiwhoami has released seven short videos, the first six videos featuring a kinky as hell slime-covered girl, "a dendrophiliac’s wet dream, loaded with images of a mud-smeared woman licking a tree and some strangely sexualized sap."

I mean, the more I watched them, the cooler and more coohesive they became... Give it a try! Watch them all here.

Drop the shroud, Jonna Lee! I wanna hear the entire album already!!

via YouTube

He's BACK! My fav gaysian lip sycs "Bootylicious"

2010-04-11T15:15:00.000-07:00

I mean, how could you not LOVE this kid?

Seriously. Put the haterade away, and actually WATCH this shit. He KILLS it. We should start submitting lip sync requests to this guy...

Think: THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK TO THE 1997 GEM "SPICE WORLD" by the Spice Girls. I'd sell ~~my first child~~ your first child to see that. True shit.

via YouTube

And THIS is why I heart Lady Gaga

2010-04-11T15:04:00.000-07:00

Mama Monster strikes again... Peep this shit out:

“Gaga was at the Intercontinental Hotel in Adelaide, Australia, when she walked past the ballroom where the reception was in full swing. Courtney, a big fan, spotted her and screamed: ‘Wow! It’s Lady Gaga.’

A guest said: ‘Gaga looked across at Courtney and put her hands up to her face in a camera-clicking mime, as if to say, ‘Do you want your photo taken with me?’ Of course Courtney said yes and Lady Gaga came in, kissed her on the cheek and happily posed for pictures. She lined up with the bride and her flower girls for an unforgettable photo.’
Later that night, Gaga caught up with the wedding party again in the bar. ‘She shouted, ‘everyone, a round of drinks,’ said a friend. And her parting shot for the couple before she finally left was: ‘Have good sex!’”

WTF, I would have DIED! Okay, Gags. Get your ass over here, and take pics w/ ME. Are you kidding me? I would absolutely rent a tux for that. What am I saying, I'd rent the damn wedding dress for that shit. Hello, Men's Warehouse? Are you there?

via Gaga Daily (yes i go to gagadaily.com DAILY, and no I don't wanna talk about it)

Why don't we have MSGM in the states again?

2010-04-09T20:12:00.000-07:00

Prada Cervo tote. MSGM coat. MSGM cardi (which matches the cell case, btDUBs).

I. AM. IN. LOVE.

Peep MSGM S/S 2010 and MSGM A/W 2010.

Oh and as always, feel free to buy me EVERYTHING.

Love, MrP

via TheSartorialist

Get her, Nicki. Get her.

2010-04-09T15:12:00.000-07:00

So apparently this whole Rihanna/Ke¢ha/Nicki Minaj(hey gurrl) "Last Girl Alive...or Standing...or Around... or something like that" Tour, aka "Rihanna needs money and Ke¢ha needs to be liked", got a little more complicated than the studio execs thought it would.

A source close to Young Money, Nicki's man-crew, says that shit got ugly when Rihanna demanded that the breakout female rapper either be the opening act, or be removed from the tour completely. An insider source close to the tour says this:

“No one [in Rihanna's camp] is panicking yet, but there is DEEP concern that Rihanna has peaked, and is on the downside of her music career. Nicki [Minaj] was brought in to sell tickets, but Rihanna did NOT want her on. Nicki is not an opening act, and we would never put her out there like that.”

This insider also had this to say about what went down when Nicki Minaj (hey gurrl) PERSONALLY called Rihanna upon receiving news that she was yanked:

“I only heard one side of the conversation, but [there] were a lot of curse words thrown back and forth.”

Whoopsie, Rihanna. Probably not smart on your part to ditch the bitch on the rise to stardom, just saying, cuz ps? Nicki will CUT a bitch.

TEAM NICKI MINAJ!!!!!

via GossipOnThis

Throw in the Towel: Friday April 9, 2010

2010-04-09T14:36:00.000-07:00

And now there's gonna be a Persian Version? Good lord. via ONTD

SPEAKING OF: I mean. It's kinda hot. Kinda. Okay, just kidding it's totally hot. via DListed

Whoa, okay Ice T. "Hot bowl of Dick"? Really? Calm the fuck down... via BuzzFeed

Lady Gaga's meemaw will CUT a bitch for muff diving. via ShowBizSpy

Okay, now this would make ME cut a bitch. Sorry, Mischa! (I can't believe I just apologized to her) via TFL

THIS IS WHAT RIHANNA WEARS TO THE DOCTOR, PS. Splash

If Mama Monster was NOT famous today... (ooh that's 2 LG stories today. YAOW!) via BF

No Arrested Development movie? WHY you would SAY that to me? via ICYDK

I mean, you can't blame Tiger. Who DOESN'T use their iPhone for porn? via TMZ

Throw it in, Sarah Palin. Not good when Obama basically calls you can idiot... via Betty Confidential

OMFG! Ke¢ha gets worked over by a GAYSIAN!

2010-04-09T13:20:00.000-07:00

HOLY SHIT!!! Are you KIDDING me??? YOU. MURDERED. IT. Scared of YOU!

Ke¢ha, you should be sad, bitch, cause you got WERQ'D OVER!

Fav person on the planet. Throwing in the towel. You win. Hands down. FOREVER.

via Youtube

Gweneth Paltrow hates everybody. True story.

2010-04-09T10:53:00.000-07:00

Alright so maybe not EVERYBODY. I've seen that show w/ Mark Bittman, Mario Batalli, and that spanish chick that I can't figure out who the hell she is. They travel around Europa in their drop top Benzies, drink fabulous wine, and watch Gwennie Gwen Gwen sneer at, and try to control vomiting on, regional delicacies.

Dumb snooty bitches. I hope your car gets a flat tire, and your wine is corked, and they serve nothing but McDonald's in Europe for the rest of your trip.

What are you staring at? I am NOT jealous.

Okay, maybe I am................................................. SHUT UP.

Any-jealousrantcauseshe'skindafabulous, Gwen talked smack earlier this month about a former bestie (Madge, most likely) and now she's doggin' on the food in Nashville, TN in her interview w/ Harper's Bizarre.

I have to say, though, she looks pretty smokin' hot in some of these pics... Read the whole interview HERE...

via Harper Bizarre

Corin Tucker's First Solo Album After Sleater-Kinney

2010-04-09T10:22:00.000-07:00

In March of 2009, singer/guitarist/mommy/all around bad ass Corin Tucker (Sleater-Kinney front woman) debuted a handful of brand-new songs at Holocene during a benefit for the Reading Frenzy bookstore in Portland, Oregon. It was the first new material she'd played in public since Sleater-Kinney hit the dirt in 2006. Now Corin Tucker is prepping her debut solo album, an 11-song project due out later this year! EEEEEEE!!! "The Woods" is one of the best albums of all time, and now she's gonna give us more?! EEEEEEE!!

Read bits of her interview w/ the Portland Mercury in the jump!

Corin's recording it at Little Golden Book Studio in Northeast Portland, which is actually the home of Seth Lorinczi and Julianna Bright—better known as the Golden Bears. Along w/ the music-scene giants of Portland, Tucker is teaming up w/ former band mate and percussionist Janet Weiss to produce an album that is "definitely more of a middle-aged mom record, in a way. It's not a record that a young person would write."

Hmm, I'm not sure how to feel about "middle aged mom record". I swear to RuPaul, if you show up in granny panties, mom jeans, and an embroidered sweatshirt that says "I Left my Heart in ORLANDO, FLORIDA" on it, Imma quit you Corin Tucker. I'M NOT. JOKING.

Says Tucker taking it slow after S-K: "I've been fortunate enough to do music as a career, and that was really fantastic, but it's a pretty grueling schedule. The amount of touring that most bands need to do is pretty intense. With this, we're doing a creative project, with a really low budget, on a really small scale, and [we'll] do a handful of shows to have people hear about the record."

On touring again (!!!!!): "We are definitely going to do some shows. I think our vague plan is to do a little bit on the West Coast and a little bit on the East Coast, and see what happens. The jackpot would be to do some great festivals, to go somewhere really cool and play."

On her new sound: "It's definitely my voice and my songwriting style. But like I said, it's different instrumentation on some of the songs and a different collaboration. Seth's producing and arranging things, so that's different, too. It may be more traditional with some of the arrangements."

On possible S-K reunion: "You know, I'd love to live a long productive life and do a lot of different things. This has been the challenge of trying different musical styles, and I'd like to do more of that—regardless of Sleater-Kinney or other projects."

Corin Tucker's album is wrapping up production by June 2010 and should be hitting stores by October of the same year... SO excited!

via The Portland Mercury (click for full article)

OH NO! RIP Malcolm McLaren...

2010-04-08T13:11:00.000-07:00

Sad, SAD day, kids. Malcolm McLaren, Sex Pistols manager and ex-partner to Vivien Westwood, passed away this morning in NYC.

This might be a long post: We lost a goodie.

McLaren was probably best known as manager of the legendary UK punk band The Sex Pistols. He gained fame in 1977 when The Sex Pistols’ anti-establishment record 'God Save The Queen' was released during the Queen Liz's silver jubilee. It got banned from the airwaves by both the BBC and the Independent Broadcasting Authority, though it still reached the number 2 spot on the UK pop charts

Born in 1946 in north London, he was raised by his grammie in Stoke Newington. He bounced from home when he was a teen, attending and being expelled from art colleges here and there before FUCK YOU-ing education altogether in 1971.

That year was a fateful one for Malcolm McLaren. He opened a clothes shop called Let It Rock with brilliant avaunt-garde designer Vivienne Westwood on King's Road. Their tiny boutique sold Teddy Boy-style clothes. BTDubs, in 1975 McLaren had renamed the store SEX. It was now selling S&M clothes. Bwhahahahahahaha...

Also in 1975 he began to manage the fledgling punk band The Strand. After his assistant Bernie Rhodes had brought in John Lydon, who he had met hanging around outside the studio sporting a green 'doo and a Pink Floyd T-shirt with the words “I Hate” daubed across it, John Lydon became Johnny Rotten and the band became The Sex Pistols.

A solo career, with mixed success, followed. His 1983 album Duck Rock scored two top 10 hits, and is regularly hailed as being one of the significant influence in bringing hip-hop to the masses in the UK. Recently (kinda funny that it happened this way), both Mariah Carey and her spat-in-public buddy Eminem used samples from McLaren's for tracks in songs.

*sigh* We lost a legend today, peeps. Everybody should be sad just a little.. RIP Malcolm. RIP.

Posted by MrP (thanks Squish)

The GORGEOUS Anne Sophie Monrad for Marie Claire Italia

2010-04-08T12:48:00.000-07:00

17 year old German model Anne-Sophie Monrad, currently in Milano, stuns it up in Marie Claire Italia's April 2010 Issue (shot by Jacques Olivar). The shoot looks like Sofia Lauren meets Jane Mansfield meets Madge: The Blonde Ambition Years meets Italian trailer park (in the most darkly GLAM way possible) set in the early '50s.

Working w/ beyond-talented photographers like Ellen von Unwerth (!!!!!!!!), Jacques Olivar and Liz Collin, Anne-Sophie is taking the high-fashion world by storm. The bitch can WERK, which is hilarious becacuse she's represented by ModelWerks, based in Germany. Get it?? WERK? ModelWerk?? ......Oh, shut up.

Peep her entire book here

via Fashion Layne.

Brooklyn Hates Butt Crack. True story....

2010-04-08T11:28:00.000-07:00

WTF.

These ads, posted on GIANT billboards around New York's Brooklyn, are part of a campaign of NY Senator Eric Adams' launch against butt crack. I wasn't aware the government was handing out fashion tips? The ass-phobic law makers says this:

"It's part of a larger campaign ... to tell our young people and our community as a whole, we are better than this," Adams told CNN, adding that the sagging trend originated from prison culture. According to the former New York police captain, "I policed all over the city. ... The first indicator of whether a young person was in trouble was the way they dressed." (full article here)

"A young person"? FUCK. YOU Sen. Adams. I've seen tons of "old people" looking a MESS on the streets, and I don't think I ever once said, "Oh shit, that guy's future is entirely bleak." I mean, I get it, I do. I get it. Your appearance reflects who you are. But what if that's exactly who they are? What if that's their inherit style? You're gonna harass them cause you don't LIKE IT? Gimme a flippin' break. PLUS, you're gonna make a flash judgment on someone based on how they LOOK? Fine line, Senator. Fine line.

And apparently this isn't the first time public officials have tried to step in and make "young men" hike their shit up. States like Florida, Michigan, and Virginia have all tried their hands at the Swag-not-Sag fight. All failed attempts BTDubs. BECAUSE IT'S A STUPID WASTE OF MONEY.

Feel free to send the ol' Sennie pooh a letter if you feel so inclined:

NY Sen. Eric Adams
572 Flatbush Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11225
Phone: (718) 284-4700

via WIVB (thanks Mama Mia)

SHUT THE FUCK UP, Ke¢ha.

2010-04-08T01:02:00.000-07:00

I just- I can't- I don't know if- WTF? SERIOUSLY, Ke¢ha? SERIOUSLY?

"I went to past-life regression therapy and I'm pretty sure I was JFK (John F. Kennedy). He said I was a really successful American man who was assassinated. So who else could it be?" -Ke$ha

Okay. JFK? Really? So your second time around was spent as THIS? As the crusty shit stuck on the bottom of Lady Gaga's boot after stomping through the West Village on Halloween SLASH trash-talking FAIL of a pop-star hobag? THAT's how JKF came back? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....

Lesson for us all? You become President. You cheat. You become KE¢HA.

Watch it, Tiger. That karma shit's BITCH.

via Star Pulse

Posted by MrP

Reposting this cause I can. And Cause it's BANGING. "Fembot" by Robyn

2010-04-07T14:41:00.000-07:00

Fembot by robyn
Posted by MrP

Rachel Zoe giving up heels.

2010-04-07T14:06:00.000-07:00

Haaa, yah right. Just kidding. She is, however, joining the growing list of celebrities kicking off their kicks for Tom's Shoes "One Day Without Shoes" campaign, designed to give insight into what it's like to for chil'rens all around the world who have to go without any sort of foot wear.

Zoe, who started grass-roots style as celeb stylist and is now a self made fashion guru, took to her Twitter (her 'twitter'.. ahahahhahahahaa) to show Tom Tom some support.

Tweets RZ: "Parting with my platforms tomorrow in support of @TOMSshoes' One Day Without Shoes! http://toms.sh/b9pTnR xoRZ"

Everybody remember to kick their kicks tomorrow! Even if it's at your desk!

**DISCLAIMER* Wait- clear that w/ HR first, I am NOT responsible for what happens when shoes come off in public...

via Rachel Zoes' Twitter
Posted by MrP

Throw in the Towel: Wednesday April 17, 2010

2010-04-07T13:32:00.000-07:00

Mama Monster get's an unexpected dinner guest PCNO Celeb Buzz

BILLY BALDWIN IS GONNA BE A DADDY! ...well sorta... TVFanatic

BONER. Bwhahahahahahahahahahaaaa. Jk, lookin' good, Matty! ONTD

Tell 'em, Rosie! You tell 'em! TheSuperficial

If it gets you arrested, honey, you're doing it wrong DListed

THANK GOD. Good choice, Nicki Minaj. Good choice. Just Jared

You know there's something wrong when Jimmy Fallon does it bettter than you Pop Goes The Week

WHY do you keep giving Hohan work? Did Jellystone teach you NOTHING? DO NOT FEED THE BEARS THEY WILL GO AWAY. Please fix, thanksssss. In Case You Didn't Know

Wait- so your solution is to make MORE Lohans? WTF?! People

AAAAAAAND I'm done. I just- I just can't. Dlisted

Posted by MrP

Civil rights mafia queen MIA talks Lady Gaga, Google, and future of music

2010-04-07T11:40:00.000-07:00

I mean she just get's cooler and cooler and COOLER.

Maya Arulpragasam, better know to the music kids as guerrilla art phenom MIA, sits down w/ NME to discuss politics, Mama Monster, and the current state of music.

She's been through a SHIT storm of municipal red tape over the last 18 months, most likely attributed to her outspokenness towards the Sri Lankan government, publicly accusing them of "genocide" for their part in a 26 year old civil war. Being stranded in the US w/ a new baby for a year and a half has been taxing on the young superstar. MIA claims they’ve been “pulling the strings” recently to make life difficult: disappearing visa applications and hacking into her Twitter and email accounts, “wishing all kinds of crazy illness on my baby and stuff like that”.

Okay, Sri Lanka. Really? REALLY? Just let the bitch go home. She's got ~~doobs to roll~~... AHEM, I mean "paper planes" to fold....

MORE, including newly released song, IN THE JUMP!!!

On Mama Monster: "... there's Lady Gaga - people say we’re similar, that we both mix all these things in the pot and spit them out differently... but she’s the industry last’s stab at making itself important - saying, ‘You need our money behind you, the endorsements, the stadiums’ Respect to her, she’s keeping a hundred thousand people in work, but my belief is: Do It Yourself."

On Google: "I’m always encouraging people to be more vocal. Google’s more powerful than any government now - people think it’s God. They’re storing all our data and one day they’re gonna turn against us. That’s what my new album’s about - I’m living fucking proof that politics doesn’t work."

On the future of music: "[It's] In people’s hard drives and their brains, it just hasn’t been outputted yet. It’s really important to be physical, especially now so many of us have become typists and voyeurs. We need a digital moshpit like we’ve never seen, harder than how people were doing it in the punk era. We need that energy, but digitally. It’s coming."

FUCK, I love this bitch. Also in the article, she announced a new album to be released later this year (!!!!!!!!!!!!), including collaborations w/ DJ Blaqstarr, dub-step producer Rusko, and ex-boyfriend, Diplo. Expect the release late spring, and for it to be "really odd" and "more musical" than her previous efforts. Read the entire article here.

via ONTD for NME

Posted by MrP

Jonas Akerlund for V Magazine: Tokyo Hard Core

2010-04-06T20:52:00.000-07:00

ON SET: JONAS AKERLAND FOR V64 from V Magazine on Vimeo.

Simply GORGEOUS. Mama Monster's go-to video director, Jonas Akerlund, helms a photo shoot for V Magazine issue #64 called "Tokyo Hard Core". Styled by Jay Massacret and photographed by Akerlund, the shoot leads you through a surprisingly dark and harlequin-punk side of your typical Little Tokyo, utilizing shadows and focused light to set a "despair in movement" tone. Mega Japanese street-style.

*sigh* Jonas Akerlund. Jay Massacret. You talented sons of a bitches...

via V Mag

I Can't Go For That, No Can Do.

2010-04-06T19:51:00.000-07:00

Dear The Bird and the Bee,

How DARE you. LEAVE. HALL&OATES. ALONE.

They are MINE.

The End.

Love,
MrP

oh and ps- here's what I'm talking about.