Kill The Afterlife

Physicists Confirm They Have Found And Killed The 'God Particle'

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 02:45:00 +0000

Jenna Miscavige Speaks Out

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:04:00 +0000

Scientology is even more cultish than the average cult.

Indian Man Exiled for Stopping People from Drinking “Religious” Sewage Water

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 03:31:00 +0000

God's Checklist

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 01:21:00 +0000

Saudi Woman Pwns Religious Zealots

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sat, 26 May 2012 00:16:00 +0000

Scumbag God + Insanity Wolf = Insanity God!

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:25:00 +0000

Priest Shows Gay Porn to Parents

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:46:00 +0000

I think this is hilarious:

A Northern Irish priest has sparked a local uproar after accidentally displaying a series of pornographic gay images to a group of parents during at a primary school meeting.

As the BBC is reporting, Father Martin McVeigh projected 16 "indecent images of men" onto a screen as part of a Powerpoint presentation during a March 26 meeting for parents in preparation for First Holy Communion for their children at St. Mary's School in Pomeroy. One eight-year-old child is also reported to have been present during the meeting, according to The Ulster Herald.

"He was visibly shaken and flustered," one parent who was present during the meeting told the BBC. "He gave no explanation or apology to the group and bolted out of the room. The co-ordinator and the teachers then continued with the presentation." The parent also noted that those who saw the pictures "were horrified and distracted."

rAmen

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:23:00 +0000

Harold Camping Admits Sin, Announces End to Doomsday Predictions

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:04:00 +0000

I'm kind of sad that Camping is giving up. I rather enjoyed watching him make predictions and then have them fail to come to pass, over and over again.

After numerous failed doomsday predictions, Family Radio founder Harold Camping announced this month that he has no plans to predict ever again the day of God's Judgment. He also issued an apology to listeners, admitting that he was wrong.

"Even the most sincere and zealous of us can be mistaken," Camping and Family Radio staff stated in their March letter. "We realize that many people are hoping they will know the date of Christ's return. In fact for a time Family Radio fell into that kind of thinking.

Atheist faces jail after Facebook remark

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:15:00 +0000

In Indonesia:

AN Indonesian civil servant who declared himself an atheist on Facebook was arrested and is now facing jail for blasphemy after being attacked by an angry mob, police said today.
Alexander An, 30, who wrote "God doesn't exist" on his Facebook page, was beaten by a mob of dozens on Wednesday in his hometown in Pulau Punjung, West Sumatra province.
"He is suspected of having blasphemed against Islam," local police chief Chairul Aziz told AFP.
"The man told police investigators that if God really exists and has absolute power, why didn't he prevent bad things from happening in this world."
An said on his Facebook page that he was brought up as a Muslim, like the vast majority in Indonesia, where blasphemy is a punishable crime carrying a maximum five-year prison term.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/atheist-faces-jail-after-facebook-remark/story-e6frfku0-1226249817335#ixzz1k2GExQSj

Hitchens: Heaven vs North Korea

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 07:28:00 +0000

In honor of Christopher Hitchens, I wish to share this classic moment where he compares heaven to North Korea:

Hitler Faces Another Rapture

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 01:10:00 +0000

Did anyone get raptured today?

MC Mormom Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 04:37:00 +0000

Cartoon Jesus Destroys the World

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 23:31:00 +0000

Jesus doesn't seem like a very nice guy.

Creationism Revisited

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:04:00 +0000

Priest Pwns Creationism

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:32:00 +0000

The Pope is Coming to Germany

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 21:05:00 +0000

And he isn't as popular as he used to be.

Religion: Not Even Once

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:03:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 01:17:00 +0000

Ricky Gervais is making a show about an atheist in heaven:

Hoping to catch lightning in a bottle twice, British comedian Ricky Gervais – who brought The Office to the USA – is working on a new sitcom called Afterlife.

The show will follow an atheist who goes to heaven and is being developed in partnership with Dexter producer Clyde Phillips.

God is a 12 Year Old Child With Aspergers

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 01:39:00 +0000

Jerusalem Rabbis Condemn Reincarnated Lawyer Dog to Death by Stoning

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 01:19:00 +0000

From BBC:

A Jewish rabbinical court condemned to death by stoning a stray dog it feared was the reincarnation of a lawyer who insulted its judges, reports say.

The dog entered the Jerusalem financial court several weeks ago and would not leave, reports Israeli website Ynet.

It reminded a judge of a curse passed on a now deceased secular lawyer about 20 years ago, when judges bid his spirit to enter the body of a dog.

The animal is said to have escaped before the sentence was carried out.

One of the judges at the court in the city's ultra-Orthodox Mea Shearim neighbourhood had reportedly asked local children to carry out the sentence...

The End of The World

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Sun, 22 May 2011 03:08:00 +0000

I got drunk as all hell and Jesus didn't come. I bet $5 that Mr. Camping and/or FamilyRadio.com will come out with yet another rapture date prediction.

Can't Hide From May 21

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Thu, 19 May 2011 02:14:00 +0000

Great piece from Regretsy:

Judgement Day?

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Tue, 17 May 2011 04:23:00 +0000

Some nutjobs are saying the rapture is coming on May 21, 2011. Let's hope they are right.

Jesus = Mushroom

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron Kinney) — Wed, 11 May 2011 03:21:00 +0000

I've shroomed before, but never thought of this: