Killing Time with Schaffer the Darklord

Episode #3: The Bender

schafferthedarklord@yahoo.com (Schaffer the Darklord) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:14:00 -0400

Episode #3: The Bender

In the third episode of "Killing Time," we find STD several days into a multi-substance binge. Has he hit rock bottom, or does this decadence serve a purpose?

"Easy there, Judge Judy. I'm just having some drinks with my friends."

Episode #2: The Package

schafferthedarklord@yahoo.com (Schaffer the Darklord) — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 15:31:00 -0400

Episode #2: The Package

In the second installment of "Killing Time," STD receives a mysterious package from an even more mysterious address.

"What's inside of this box?"

Episode #1: Writing a Song

schafferthedarklord@yahoo.com (Schaffer the Darklord) — Sun, 2 Jul 2006 00:50:00 -0400

Episode #1: Writing a Song

In the first installment of "Killing Time," STD receives an email from a fan named Lil' Eric who asks our hero, "How do YOU write a song?" Schaffer procedes to demonstrate his lyric-writing process in spite of the skepticism of the Black Box.

"Sometimes the songs just write themselves."

Thanks for coming out to the show...

schafferthedarklord@yahoo.com (Schaffer the Darklord) — Sat, 1 Jul 2006 16:27:00 -0400

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to welcome you to "Killing Time with Schaffer the Darklord."

When I'm not out on the road performing for my devoted dozens of fans from coast-to-coast, I rarely leave the comfort of my apartment. Since my ~~girlfriend~~ wife tends to venture outside more frequently than I do, I'm left alone with my cats (Fred and Darwin) and the Black Box, my only "bandmate" and the vessel through which the devil speaks to me. Many of my fans have written to me to ask, "Schaffer, what do you do when you're not on the road?" (I'm kidding, of course. No one has really ever asked me that.) Now you can learn the secrets of my hermit-like lifestyle. Each entry will feature a link to a new installment of this series. Each is readily available for download as well as your marginal amusement. However, the future is NOW, friends, and advents in digital technology allow you to subscribe to "Killing Time" via podcast. Once you subscribe, every episode will download to your iTunes library every time you launch said application. Enjoy the show on your computer, load it onto your iPod or test the limits of my envy by enjoying it on your not-at-all-awesome iPhone. Never before has someone used such brilliant technology to create something so remarkably mundane. (Again, I'm just kidding. That's why god invented the internet.) Check out the show, subscribe to the podcast and send me your emails. Users' suggestions will make it into the show. What do YOU want to see me do when I'm trapped inside? Let me know, and together we shall face the future.

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Keep it evil.
-STD