King of Blawg

Is there no privacy laws anymore?

2012-04-19T19:44:00.000+01:00

In my day you'd just sue?

Simon Cowell now Jessie J has an unauthorised book written about her? Why? She has been in the public eye for like what, two years? Who can justify writing a book about someone who's only been famous and successful for the last two years. In this book it claims that Jessie J is not bisexual, but a full blown lesbian and that she was told to come out as such as it was more fashionable. Although Jessie J has firmly DENIED all this bullshit the book continues to say that she had knew she was a full blown lesbian since she was 17. I'm not sure its me kinda book.

Mayor Kardashian?

2012-04-18T19:44:00.000+01:00

Next stop the White House!

On a recent episode of Khloe and Lamar, Kim Kardashian made a bold statement that she will run for mayor of Glendale. Even though she doesn't actually live there and never has she has looked into what would make her eligible. That eligibility will include moving to the Los Angeles suburb and buying another house to add to her current portfolio of two Los Angeles residences. But thick shit Kim actually has no fucking clue about politics or the fact that there isn't a mayor of Glendale, instead it has five council members who take turns at mayor. I give up. I will cry for you Glendale.

Nicki Minaj deletes Twitter from her life

2012-04-17T17:29:00.000+01:00

FAKE!!!!

Nicki Minaj has deleted her Twitter account after an argument with a fan who leaked her new music on line. This comes at a difficult time for the star(?) who has caused tension within her own family by claiming that she wanted to kill her father Omar. Who obviously was pretty hurt by this outburst or publicity stunt (your decision) and is backed up by sources close to the family who claim that although he does have anger management issues these facts are simply untrue.

Brad Pitt finally proposed

2012-04-16T18:32:00.000+01:00

I don't like it.

I think someone (Angelina Jolie) was jealous of her boyfriends ex wife announcing her love and engagement so had to follow suit. Its reported that the ring cost $250,000 (less than Jennifer's) and took a year to design, which I think is complete bullshit and she only wants people to think that marriage was on the cards before Jennifer and Justin's relationship. I don't buy it. Well good luck Ang, third times a charm!

Simon Cowell slept with Dannii Minogue?

2012-04-15T20:54:00.000+01:00

Slightly nervous?

The man who is afraid of commitment, Simon Cowell is having a book written about him by former BBC reporter Tom Bower. 'The Intimate Life Of Simon Cowell' will include quotes from the sugar daddy and intimate details of his relationships and sexual conquests, obviously. Anyway back in 2007 photos surfaced of Simon and Dannii Minogue holding hands and that's not all that happened. The pair had a wild affair during 2008 just before Dannii met her future boyfriend, Kris Smith who she went on to have a baby boy called Ethan and a four year relationship ending earlier this month. Whilst Simon had many more sexual conquests and not much else. And none of them had 'hair' or 'tits' like Dannii.

Why don't people like Madonna?

2012-04-14T17:14:00.000+01:00

Why would you be looking at her toes anyway?

The only reason that I can think of is that they must be jealous? Every project, song and statement she's says seems to cause deep offence or people just bitch for any reason they can. She has sold over 300 million records so is obviously a talented musician and women to aspire to be like unlike some artists today but because she works hard to stay fit over the age of 50 and she forgets to get a pedicure religiously, she obviously has more important things to do! Does anyone actually give a fuck that she attended her own perfume launch in Macy's in peep toe Christian Louboutins without a pedicure? Doubt it.

Diddy got a univited house guest, for 11 years.

2012-04-13T18:26:00.001+01:00

He looks... sane?

Diddy may be a crazy dude but his house guest is even crazier, early this week a man with a history of crime and mental illness broke into Diddy's East Hampton modern waterfront home to 'get away from the city for a while'. When questioned initially he was able to pass himself off as one of Diddy's cousins and had claimed to have been a regular visitor at the residence since 2001, which police reports agree to as he first broke into the home eleven years ago. This is actually more funny that the guy who broke into Celine Dion's house a took a cold shower, Diddy must just not mind so random person sleeping in his bed, wearing his clothes and eating his food.

41% of my audience are American. I'm guessing Kim Kardashian has been googling herself again?

2012-04-12T21:30:00.001+01:00

One of Nicole Scherzingers former backup dancers forgot her bra

2012-04-12T17:57:00.000+01:00

Remember her now?

Former Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton stepped out in the Elle's Women In Music Event yesterday and managed to upstage her former band mate Nicole and Jessie J. She forgot her bra. Jessie J turned up quite classy (for her anyway) but then quickly changed to a very revealing cat suit. So in my opinion I see this stunt as either trying to out do Nicole because she had the dancing skills, vocal ability and is now the only member from the Pussycat Dolls you can actually name or, she has an album or other project that needs some publicity. Sex sells.

Crack baby got greedy

2012-04-11T15:02:00.000+01:00

I think Jennifer Hudson should get the role.

Since Whitney Houston's untimely death two months ago her daughter, Bobbi Kristian has been thrusted into the lime light and it seems that she ain't complaining. After landing a role on Tyler Perry's latest comedy series she now wants to play her mother in a movie about her life. Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson are also being considered for this coveted role. But even after all this bullshit she is still hungry, bitch is set to star in a reality show with her brother/future husband! Whitney would be proud.

How could anyone be mean to Louis Walsh?

2012-04-10T17:33:00.000+01:00

Can you name these talentless people?

Cheryl Cole has finally grew a pair and stuck up for herself, its just a pity that Louis Walsh was the fool who was first in line. She is just a fame hungry whore actually as all this shit began when she refused to admit that Louis ever managed Girls Aloud (even though the other 3 or 4 talentless members have), which obviously Louis took offence to then said some random shit that he's a better manager then she is a singer, which I completely agree with she is useful if she didn't have looks and didn't get cheated on she would just be another pointless desperate celebrity like Nadine Coyle.

Robert died, Kris Escaped, Scott and Bruce got whipped and Lamar lost his career

2012-04-09T19:43:00.000+01:00

Oh well.

Lamar Odom who was earlier this year transferred to Dallas is now out of a job. Many spectators believe his shit performance was due to his new wife Khloe Kardashian and him being constantly in the public eye due to the Kardashian Jenner's reality TV shows (which have many names but are all basically the same old shit). From watching Khloe and Lamar (yes they have a genius titled reality show) I'm guessing that he will get really fat because he likes to eat junk food and play video games and she will get no sleep as he will keep her up all night then another two years of marriage. I actually thought this wedding would work.

Cheryl ______?

2012-04-08T17:24:00.000+01:00

She is a fool.

Originally Cheryl Tweedy, then she married a fuck up (Ashley Cole) who cheated numerous times and generally acted a twat and Cheryl Cole was formed. But now some time after the separation and official divorce Chezza has dropped her married name but is not taking up her maiden name for her music career. Simply call her Cheryl (it's not very commercial but then again she's not the brightest bulb in the bag, so..?).

Karl Lagerfeld is God.

2012-04-07T17:20:00.000+01:00

Really?

The godfather of fashion Karl Lagerfeld has turned his couture hand to another project, a fucking helicopter! The rude and rather obnoxious icon had been approached by Agusta Westland to design a luxurious fleet of helicopters which I can predict that will be overpriced and white. In the past the feld as designed everything from Diet Coke to Dom Perignon and even once was offered to design a fashion village in Dubai (which like everything in Dubai didn't work out).

As if the less talented version of Chavy Cheryl has been signed to the X Factor for another year!

2012-04-06T15:20:00.000+01:00

She is ugly, has no talent, what is wrong with people?

Yes, the title is indeed correct Tacky Tulisa has been given another year on X Factor and the tacky bitch has been given a pay rise, of £500,000! And to celebrate she has reportedly bought a white Audi Q7 for £50,000 (which means she's probably had some sort of tasteless, pointless upgrades as the list price for this model begins at £40,010). Well The Voice UK has beat Britain's Got Talent, and now the dictator (Simon Cowel A.K.A Sico) has lost another view for X Factor.

God does she move on quick.. Kanye Fucking West!

2012-04-05T17:25:00.000+01:00

Who has the biggest ego?

Just when I began to start liking Kim Kardashian she goes and fucks up again, in Kanye Wests latest song (even though he has 'retired from music') he claims that Amber Rose fell in love with someone else then he fell in love with Kim Kardashian; 'and I admit I fell in love with Kim around the same time she fell in love with him'. So he's trying to pass the blame to Amber Rose even though he was bonking away with Kim? Not cool Kanye. TWAT.

Justin Bieber is sinking, his career?

2012-04-04T17:10:00.000+01:00

Someone through him a rope, with an anchor attatched to it!

Unfortunately no Justin Bieber has not drowned but, he does in his latest single Girlfriend. His eagerly anticipated single is yet again not released but instead he has released a 21 second teaser. The song was co-written with Mike Posner and is an Bieber's third studio album (in only four years, which if past artists have proved there is little chance that he will have a long lasting music career, which could be why he is such a sell out already).

Will any Minogue live happy ever after?

2012-04-03T19:12:00.000+01:00

I'm positive she won't die alone, less sure about him.

After four years of bliss and a 21 month old son Dannii Minogue and her partner, Kris Smith have decided to separate. The singer/model/reality show judge/philanthropist/activist/designer had met her model/former rugby player boyfriend in Ibiza in August of 2008. Its a good job she didn't marry the full like she has done in the past as this time she was the money maker and could have ended up giving this model(? Without a Wikipedia page) half of her estimated £20 million fortune.

Bitch don't give up!

2012-04-02T15:24:00.000+01:00

Your still pretty chubby.

Thick shit Kate Winslet has in another interview fired criticism at someone else who was involved with Titanic. She during an interview for Daybreak (GMTV) with Kate Garraway claimed that 'Leo's fatter now, and I'm thinner'. She's hardly anorexic. I'm guessing she's just jealous of Celine Dion's vocal ability and that her marriage actually worked out, and that while she had a semi successful career helping her earn $35 million (after two divorces) while the, THE Leonardo DiCaprio has earned over $200 million, has had no marriage breakups and is in demand as ever.

Two years of speculation and now a divorce to follow

2012-04-01T19:38:00.000+01:00

At least she married well.

Boyzone singer Ronan Keating (not the dead one, not the addict, not the old one, not the one of Coronation Street) is getting divorced by his wife of 14 years of happy marriage, at least 12 anyway before he got busy 20 year olds. They have both spoke out on Twitter to say they still love and care for each other (bollocks!), she loves her divorce settlement. The couple lived in the suburbs of Dublin with their 3 children; Jack 13, Marie 11 and six year old Ali. If they split it all shes in for a £4 million pay day, plus the house if he's a nice guy.

Kate Winslet plays a diva and looks a fool

2012-03-31T15:44:00.000+01:00

TEAM CELINE!

Kate Winslet's career was formed because of Titanic which she only got the role because she fucking stalked the director (and probably slept with him) and now years on she should be celebrating its success but this fucking idiot attacks Celine Dion and her the soundtrack saying it makes her barf! She is actually a silly bitch. ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM YOUR FAT YOU MAKE ME WANT TO BARF!

THEY 'HAD SEX'!

2012-03-30T17:44:00.000+01:00

He looks like Beverly Hillbillies.

Robbie Williams has taken to his blog to confess to a little secret he has been keeping from his fans, he is expecting his first child with new wife Ayda Field (I know I'm shocked too I always thought he would eventually come out!). The 38 year old boy band star wedded his 32 year old wife in his Beverly Hills home in August of 2010. And speaking of overpriced Los Angeles mega homes he has recently been seen touring the Bel Air manor where Michael Jackson came to his untimely death.

Does he even have £40 million?

2012-03-29T18:46:00.000+01:00

He knew he was that rich.

Well apparently he does, in fact its reported that he has a net worth of £76 million (not for long unless he's insured). He is being sued by his former employers for undisclosed reasons possibly because this fucking arrogant twat sued him first for £1.7 million. This huge court battle would panic even the most cool celebrities (like Sly Stallone) but this fool is just casually filming MasterChef US in Venice Beach, gotta love that English work ethic pity it hasn't ran off on the rest of the population.

Megan Fox is soon to be officially a milf

2012-03-28T19:30:00.000+01:00

She looks like Stacey off Eastenders.

A close source has revealed that Megan Fox is expecting her first child with husband of two years, Brian Austin Green. The source also claimed they literally just found out so we are currently waiting for conformation. 38 year old Brian already has a 9 year old son from a previous relationship with actress Vanessa Marcil (don't worry I have no fucking clue either). This kid will be quite good looking I guess due to its mother (not her father and I've only just noticed but why is she with him, he's 13 years older, not really good looking and not even that rich) and a couple of millions in a trust fund plus at least two homes in the Hollywood hills to inherit.

Bieber buys a baby mansion

2012-03-27T16:52:00.000+01:00

Give me a terrace in Altrincham anyday. I'm not jealous, honest.

Rich bitch Justin Bieber has lately been eyeing up several Los Angeles homes and yet again it is reported he has splashed $5.515 million on a Spanish hacienda in a gated community in Calabasas, Los Angeles. He was also believed to have bidden on Ashton Kutchers rented home, but the philandering actor is keen to stay so placed a higher bid. The home was once belonged to Eddie Murphys ex wife and has 10,012 sqft of living space, 6 car garage, 1.28 acres of land, 7 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms. And I am not saying that the address is 25202 Prado Del Grandioso, Calabasas, California 91302 (in case anyone gives a fuck).