Kinky and Erotic

What Women Want part iii

2018-09-18T00:30:00.000+01:00

How many times does it seem that, what they really want from you is the very thing that they bring themselves to ask for? Or, maybe that just what we like to think?

via SIZZLE

What Women Want, part ii

2018-09-13T00:30:00.000+01:00

Her choice of underwear is usually a good indication of what is really going on below.

via Wheretoget

What Women Want: The FUKME Syndrome

2018-09-11T00:30:00.000+01:00

The Epidemic of Sexually Unfulfilled Females (Very Widespread)

What women want? For you to hold her, to kiss her, to promise that you will love, honour and obey ... and to fuck her twice a day! It wouldn't kill you, would it?

After the Dream: Erotic Art of Virgílio Maurício (1892-1937)

2017-09-19T00:30:00.000+01:00

Virgílio Maurício [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Gentlemen Prefer Blondies – Debbie Harry

2017-07-04T00:30:00.000+01:00

Good things always come in pairs ...

2017-06-20T00:30:00.000+01:00

Tits Out Tuesday is here again!

Perfectly symmetric boobs

Beauty Au Naturel – Polish Girls

2017-06-13T00:30:00.000+01:00

Polish fashion blogger is lezzing me up

Stage Siren: Florence Hall

2017-04-20T00:30:00.000+01:00

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Halloween Erotica - from days gone by

2016-10-31T00:30:00.000+00:00

As Bart Simpson might say, "Lady, I gotta tell ya, I have been grossly misinformed about witches."

Happy Halloween everyone!

By Albert Joseph Penot (scan (postcard)) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Luis Ricardo Falero [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Topless Tales - part viii

2016-09-22T00:30:00.000+01:00

By Lies Thru a Lens (Roseanne) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Sophia Loren

2016-09-20T00:30:00.000+01:00

Celluloid icon and star of the silver screen, Sophia Loren, who celebrates her 82nd birthday today, could be considered something of an authority of the subjects of beauty, style, elegance - the list is by no means exhaustive.

By Allan warren (Own work)
[CC BY-SA 3.0 or GFDL], via Wikimedia Commons

Some quotes that have been attributed to her over the years include the following gems of insight:

"A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view."

"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got."

"I'm not exactly a tiny woman. When Sophia Loren is naked, this is a lot of nakedness."

A little too self-depricating? Perhaps but here, you can judge for yourself:

See page for author
[Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By Produzione Film Giuseppe Amato / Rizzoli Film
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Topless Tales - part vii

2016-09-15T00:30:00.000+01:00

By Lies Thru a Lens  (Gemma) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Lies Thru a Lens  (GemmaUploaded by tm) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Back in the USSR

2016-09-13T00:30:00.000+01:00

These illustrations originate from postcards issued in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) during the 1920s. The first features two ladies demonstrating the queer tango. The second depicts a woman smoking a cigerette

That is all the information that we have at this time.

By unk (paper postcard)
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By unk (scanned paper postcard)
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Topless Tales - part vi

2016-09-08T00:30:00.000+01:00

By Lies Thru a Lens (Laying in Wait)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Lies Thru a Lens (Karolina)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Erotic Art of Henryk Siemiradzki (1843-1902)

2016-09-06T00:30:00.000+01:00

Henryk Siemiradzki
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Topless Tales - part v

2016-09-01T00:30:00.000+01:00

By Lies Thru a Lens (Mollie) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Lies Thru a Lens (Mollie)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Go Topless Day - when women lose their tops

2016-08-28T00:30:00.000+01:00

Today, August 28, is Go Topless Day. How do we know this? Cos it says so, right here, in the website by the same name and as every social-media savvy retard knows - if there's a website about it, then it has to be true.

According to the event organisers, Go Topless Day is a worldwide celebration where women forego their bras and upper garments; something that men have been advocating since the invention of clothing but wait - it's not for our gratification that these gals are doing it - rather, it is described as a vindication of the rights of women, asserting "the same constitutional right that men have to go bare-chested in public."

If all that sounds perplexing (though it should be self-explanatory) perhaps this short video will shed more light - and hopefully a little more clothing.

Here at Kinky and Erotic, we'll keep doing our bit to promote female toplessness. Kind of makes you wish it could be Go Topless Day every day!

Topless Tales - part iv

2016-08-25T00:30:00.000+01:00

By Lies Thru a Lens (Into The Warmth)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Lies Thru a Lens (Jack's Lost His Pants!)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Erotic Art of Lawrence Alma-Tadema (1836-1912)

2016-08-23T00:30:00.000+01:00

Lawrence Alma-Tadema
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Topless Tales - part iii

2016-08-18T00:30:00.000+01:00

By Lies Thru a Lens  (Ais) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

As Nature Intended

2016-08-16T00:30:00.000+01:00

By Jacrews7 (Sometimes The Bikinis Come Off)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By M (Flickr: IMG_7639-3)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Charlie Marshall from Bristol UK, United Kingdom (Flower Nymph)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Funk Dooby (Flickr: WNBR Brighton 2014)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By 金明鄭 (Flickr: DSC_5770) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Topless Tales - part ii

2016-08-11T00:30:00.000+01:00

By The Narratographer (Invitation)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Lies Thru a Lens (Bare)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Lies Thru a Lens (Sunlight Flowers)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Who are the people in your neighbourhood? ...

2016-08-09T00:30:00.000+01:00

... They're the people whom you meet, when you're walking down the street, as Sesame Street would have informed you.

If it sounds like it's too good to be true, it probably is but then again ... when will an offer like that come around again?

Introducing Topless Tales - part i

2016-08-04T00:30:00.000+01:00

Today we launch a new series on Kinky and Erotic entitled Topless Tales, featuring beautiful woman shedding bras to pose topless in natural surroundings. Unofficially, we are calling this 'Tits Out Thursday' but don't tell anyone, lest it may cause offence! We hope you'll follow us - you know what day of the week it comes out!

By Jean-Christophe Destailleur (Own work)
[CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By SuicideGirls from Los Angeles, CA, USA (DaliUploaded by Vydra)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By SuicideGirls from Los Angeles, CA, USA (ToriBell)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By SuicideGirls from Los Angeles, CA, USA (Flickr)
[CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Women - can't live with them and yet ...

2016-05-31T00:30:00.000+01:00