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Rules to Live By : #32 - Never Make a Promise to Your Cat You Have no Intention of Keeping.

2022-07-26T09:42:00.000-04:00

Maxwell let me know on my birthday yesterday that he wants the litterbox changed. He sat in front of it and whined.

I told him I'd change it today.

Sure enough, at 5am, guess who's sitting in front of the litterbox whining and screaming his head off?

Which brings me back to my list of Rules to Live By - the counterpart to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

#32 is quite important - Never Make a Promise to Your Cat You Have No Intention of Keeping.

They remember.

They retaliate.

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Foot in Mouth Disease

2022-05-26T12:41:00.007-04:00

When I was young (before electricity), my mother told me about a movie she watched and thought hilarious. A woman was told that she had not much longer to live. She wrote and published a book about her town and all its dirty secrets. The book was a great hit. And then she found out she wasn't terminally ill.

So far there are two camps of readers who enjoy AntiSeptic. The first group are people who enjoy the storytelling and can relate to small town living, especially summer resort antics.

And the second group knows the stories and characters. The good part of spending nearly a decade living among reprehensible people is writing a book about spending nearly a decade living among reprehensible people. Rumor has it that there's a certain area in New York State where I'm prohibited from visiting. Read AntiSeptic and you shall see why!

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As the back cover says:

When you combine Dirty Dancing with A Clockwork Orange, you have AntiSeptic—a scathing tale of living year-round in a famous remote summer resort penned by the award-winning author of Five-Star FLEECING and the SMUT SNARK SATIRE series. Corruption and scandal abound from the top of the bucolic Borscht Belt mountains to the fields of The Great Festival among an improbable mix of tourists, residents, cultists, artistes, and wildlife.

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Trust Maxwell, he knows quality fiction!

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2021-04-21T21:34:00.004-04:00

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