tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85222462700767083112012-02-23T05:50:37.852-08:00Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125Subscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotationtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-20248419638640738452010-08-24T16:06:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:51:40.505-07:002011-06-25T12:51:40.505-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 1</strong><br> By Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Please excuse distortion of formatting</span><br> <br> FADE IN:<br> <br> 1 EXT. GOLD STAR CHILI (PARKING) - NIGHT 1<br> Display: Based on a True Story<br> Display: Spring 2003.<br> Suzy: Red 2000 Suzuki 800 Intruder; Leather saddle bags<br> and Wind Shield. Red Helmet with clear face shield.<br> <br> Skeeter exits Gold Star Chili (Alexandria Kentucky) walks<br> towards motorcycle named &quot;Suzy&quot;. Skeeter mounts<br> motorcycle holds helmet. Five High School children (Two<br> male, Three female) approach Skeeter from parking lot.<br> Children know Skeeter although Skeeter knows not them.<br> Children smile impressed as they inspect motorcycle. High<br> School Male 1 excited gives approval.<br> <br> HIGH SCHOOL MALE 1<br> Good idea Skeeter!.<br> <br> High School Male 2 excited continues.<br> <br> HIGH SCHOOL MALE 2<br> Out run em now!.. Fuck em!<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/there-goes-one-crazy-dead-man-crazy-as.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-2024841963864073845?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KO57VYCRqinIO8kO6EtCEUfJX8o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KO57VYCRqinIO8kO6EtCEUfJX8o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KO57VYCRqinIO8kO6EtCEUfJX8o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KO57VYCRqinIO8kO6EtCEUfJX8o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=3OhoREtg4H0:CM11Anv_pQg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/3OhoREtg4H0" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/there-goes-one-crazy-dead-man-crazy-as.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-51512178853411325112010-08-15T14:29:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:36:37.738-07:002011-06-25T12:36:37.738-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 2<br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 5 EXT. SKEETER&#39;S FARM BARN AREA - MORNING 5<br> <br> Sound of cattle mooing in distance. A red tail hawk (God)<br> soars the sky above a Campbell County police cruiser (Two<br> Officers) travels slow pass barn towards Skeeter&#39;s<br> residence. Cruiser pulls to left of gravel drive to hay<br> field. Tractor driven by Alford drags three foot diameter<br> twenty foot long timber log from opposite direction on<br> gravel drive. Tractor front tires bounce towing log.<br> Tractor exhausts black smoke. Chain saw strapped to top<br> of tractor. Police Cruiser sounds siren. (All dialogue<br> hillbilly accents). <br> <br> DIRTY COP 1<br> (V.O. Cruiser<br> Speaker)<br> What you doin Boy!.. Your under<br> arrest!.. Raise em!<br> <br> Dirty Cop 2 (Passenger) points handgun out window.<br> Tractor stops next to cruiser. Alford stand on tractor<br> yells angry.<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/all-those-dead-children-murdered-by.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-5151217885341132511?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y-Yz9xKo0dnlfqp7FC2W_Wmogoo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y-Yz9xKo0dnlfqp7FC2W_Wmogoo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y-Yz9xKo0dnlfqp7FC2W_Wmogoo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y-Yz9xKo0dnlfqp7FC2W_Wmogoo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=e_BSqyRbS1Y:dfoanh1ZDN0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/e_BSqyRbS1Y" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/all-those-dead-children-murdered-by.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-39690815015897688532010-08-15T11:41:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:37:51.464-07:002011-06-25T12:37:51.464-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 3</strong><br> By Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 7 EXT. SKEETER&#39;S FORD EXPLORER - MORNING 7<br> <br> A rooster crows as Skeeter drives Ford Explorer down<br> winding country road. Skeeter toots horn waves to man and<br> wife herding dairy cattle. Both waves. Skeeter passes two<br> men cultivating tobacco. Three deer cross the road in the<br> distance. Skeeter observes a big newly painted sign reads<br> &quot;Clyde&#39;s Interprizes&quot;. Sign is attached to a run down<br> barn with junk and old rusty farm parts everywhere.<br> Skeeter passes barn observes old farmer in overalls sits<br> atop old rusty International bull dozer idles blows black<br> exhaust next to a mounted shotgun. Skeeter blows horn<br> stops pulls to side of road smiles yells to Clyde.<br> <br> SKEETER<br> Hey Clyde!.. Like your new sign...<br> When did you become an enterprise?<br> <br> Clyde smiles with a wad of tobacco in his cheek. Spits<br> tobacco juice to the ground. Clyde yells.<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/if-i-defend-my-life-they-use-it-against.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-3969081501589768853?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V3Z8T-yvyGHQa1OB-5bcW9b8s3c/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V3Z8T-yvyGHQa1OB-5bcW9b8s3c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V3Z8T-yvyGHQa1OB-5bcW9b8s3c/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V3Z8T-yvyGHQa1OB-5bcW9b8s3c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=RP5KagiSoJw:FeOfC3n1LoA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/RP5KagiSoJw" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/if-i-defend-my-life-they-use-it-against.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-53901227464277507872010-08-14T17:58:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:38:41.224-07:002011-06-25T12:38:41.224-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 4</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 12 EXT. JOYCE&#39;S MOTHER&#39;S HOUSE - DAY 12<br> <br> Skeeter rides motorcycle (Suzy) on gravel drive towards<br> house. Skeeter parks motorcycle removes a rotary dial<br> phone from saddle bag. Carries phone enters front porch<br> of residence. An older lady (Mrs. Popp) sits at sofa.<br> Mrs. Popp speaks friendly. <br> <br> MRS. POPP<br> Hi Skeeter.<br> <br> Mrs. Popp yells through door into house.<br> <br> MRS. POPP (CONT&#39;D)<br> Joycey!.. Joycey!.. Skeeter&#39;s<br> here!<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/shoot-him-in-head.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-5390122746427750787?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vOC2z16NyBzLSeMSWeB0NvbiBZE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vOC2z16NyBzLSeMSWeB0NvbiBZE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vOC2z16NyBzLSeMSWeB0NvbiBZE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vOC2z16NyBzLSeMSWeB0NvbiBZE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=1E3niDI6BMQ:DtVwnV1xczI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/1E3niDI6BMQ" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/shoot-him-in-head.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-78493659127395850492010-08-14T17:45:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:39:30.036-07:002011-06-25T12:39:30.036-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 5</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 20 EXT. COUNTRY ROAD (KY. RT460 E) - AFTERNOON 20<br> <br> Skeeter rides motorcycle down curving sloping country<br> road bordered by Kentucky horse farms. Horses gallop<br> along fence as though riding along side. Skeeter gives<br> two fingers downward motorcycle wave to group of<br> motorcycles as they travel in opposite direction. Skeeter<br> enjoys the ride as he approaches a white shed building.<br> Atop a wood cut out ice cream cone. Skeeter slows parks<br> motorcycle in gravel parking area aside building. A<br> family sits at bench stare to Skeeter as he walks to<br> ordering window.<br> <br> SKEETER<br> Medium vanilla cone please.<br> <br> Skeeter smiles leans backwards to a horse tie up fence at<br> front of building. A young lady hands an ice cream cone<br> through window to Skeeter.<br> <br> SKEETER (CONT&#39;D)<br> Thank you young lady.<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/dark-storm-clouds-follow-lightning.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-7849365912739585049?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9-jWI-ppHSOapnHkSmlbD-kRs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9-jWI-ppHSOapnHkSmlbD-kRs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9-jWI-ppHSOapnHkSmlbD-kRs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9-jWI-ppHSOapnHkSmlbD-kRs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=Qf4zyK6ZSqE:PCbB-o1sGmg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/Qf4zyK6ZSqE" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/dark-storm-clouds-follow-lightning.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-37487700642374025732010-08-14T17:04:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:40:27.201-07:002011-06-25T12:40:27.201-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 6</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 28 EXT. ROUTE 17S GEORGIA/FLORIDA - DAY 28<br> <br> Sun shines as Skeeter rides motorcycle (Suzy) approaches<br> sign &quot;Welcome to Florida&quot; among palm trees. Skeeter<br> smiles gives two fingers down wave to motorcycles headed<br> opposite direction. Sponge Bob hat mounted to rear of<br> motorcycle backpack appears to dance and laugh rearward<br> towards Kentucky.<br> <br> <br> <br> 29 INT. OFFICE (OLD MOB)(GOD) NEW YORK - DAY 29<br> <br> Spike, Vinny, and Al sit at coffee table admire New York<br> sky line from elaborate high rise office. Faces never<br> visible. Smoke rises as Vinny smokes cigar. Sound of ice<br> can be heard as it swirls in cocktails. Frank Sinatra<br> music can be heard in background. Sexy Secretary walks<br> hand paper message to Al&#39;s from behind. Al reads message<br> laughs. Spike questions Al.<br> <br> SPIKE<br> What&#39;s so funny?<br> <br> Al laughs as he replies.<br> <br> AL<br> Fuck&#39;n Skeeter... Fuck&#39;n with em<br> again!<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/looks-like-we-got-another-hillbillies.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-3748770064237402573?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UpO3b3RIa6Vb1kmN2YOWs8PzC2U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UpO3b3RIa6Vb1kmN2YOWs8PzC2U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UpO3b3RIa6Vb1kmN2YOWs8PzC2U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UpO3b3RIa6Vb1kmN2YOWs8PzC2U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=bgkX9p8xe74:cozCCcXPwsU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/bgkX9p8xe74" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/looks-like-we-got-another-hillbillies.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-57700083405179089852010-08-14T16:44:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:41:30.912-07:002011-06-25T12:41:30.912-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 7</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 40 EXT. I-75S TENNESSEE (APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS) - NIGHT 40<br> Music: Jerry Lee Louis, Great Balls of Fire.<br> Note: All faces unseen in Tractor Trailers (except<br> Passenger Lady 1). Tractor Trailers decked out ornamental<br> with decorative lighting and chrome (All fly American<br> Flag). <br> <br> Tractor Trailer Sandwich<br> <br> South Tractor Trailer 1<br> <br> 2 4 6 8<br> <br> Tractor Trailer 3 Iron Horseman Tractor Trailer 2<br> <br> 1 3 5 7<br> <br> Tractor Trailer 4<br> <br> Eight loud chopped-out motorcycles (Gang Members) ride in<br> regiment down slow lane south on Interstate 75 at crest<br> of Appalachian Mountains, Tennessee in light fog. Tractor<br> Trailer 1 (Teamster) approaches motorcycles in slow lane<br> lighting &quot;Iron Horseman&quot; jackets with headlights. Tractor<br> Trailer 1 follows close. Iron Horseman 8 flips-off<br> Tractor Trailer 1. Iron Horseman 7 yells to Iron Horseman<br> 8.<br> <br> IRON HORSEMAN 7<br> Yea!.. Fuck that son of a bitch!<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/wherever-wind-blows-god-will-show-me.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-5770008340517908985?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WhWRPCSMiC8CnLcxOAmL8kwWn-Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WhWRPCSMiC8CnLcxOAmL8kwWn-Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WhWRPCSMiC8CnLcxOAmL8kwWn-Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WhWRPCSMiC8CnLcxOAmL8kwWn-Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=76qQ1Ia4eQU:su8nfIVhmnE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/76qQ1Ia4eQU" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/wherever-wind-blows-god-will-show-me.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-50902812450206804152010-08-14T13:37:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:42:18.824-07:002011-06-25T12:42:18.824-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky -8</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 47 INT. SCHOOL BUS (SCHOOL PARKING LOT) -DAY 47<br> <br> Robby and Joanie sit in idling school bus in parking lot<br> of school. Robby texts on cellphone. Joanie observes<br> funeral Hurst enter parking lot followed by flow of<br> vehicles. Pedestrians exit vehicles walk towards Hurst<br> parked next to football stadium. <br> <br> Bus radio can be heard at front of bus.<br> <br> BUS RADIO<br> Bus 31... Bus 31... Over.<br> <br> Joanie questions Robby.<br> <br> JOANIE<br> What&#39;s goin on Rob?.. Look! <br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/couple-high-school-kids-died-heroin.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-5090281245020680415?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IHZydQttCjXUxPEwZJfeRTsuWX0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IHZydQttCjXUxPEwZJfeRTsuWX0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IHZydQttCjXUxPEwZJfeRTsuWX0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IHZydQttCjXUxPEwZJfeRTsuWX0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=R7LvMgvY0PI:kdyln8luh9c:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/R7LvMgvY0PI" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/couple-high-school-kids-died-heroin.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-81002538502889746472010-08-14T13:15:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:43:29.517-07:002011-06-25T12:43:29.517-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky - 9</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 51 EXT. CAMPBELL COUNTY COURTHOUSE - AFTERNOON 51<br> <br> Church Bell rings once as a happy child plays with a dog<br> on lawn of courthouse. Good Judge 1 sits at Flagpole<br> Memorial smiles observes play. Dirty Cop 1 walks towards<br> courthouse yell angry to child.<br> <br> DIRTY COP 1<br> Off the grass kid!.. Now!<br> <br> <br> <br> 52 EXT. FLORIDA TURNPIKE N. (TOWARDS MIAMI) - AFTERNOON 52<br> <br> Skeeter rides motorcycle (Suzy) as a dark storm clouds<br> approaches from left. Lightning flashes as heavy rain<br> sweeps to Everglades. Tractor Trailer toots horn friendly<br> passes Skeeter. Skeeter smiles observes clear skies and<br> bright sunshine right as he approaches Highway sign<br> &quot;Miami&quot; arrow points right. <br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/skeeter-screwed-up-hillbillies-are.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-8100253850288974647?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rCz6Jg16z5RGL2h_K2kLaJFa1lE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rCz6Jg16z5RGL2h_K2kLaJFa1lE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rCz6Jg16z5RGL2h_K2kLaJFa1lE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rCz6Jg16z5RGL2h_K2kLaJFa1lE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=CYGaOxioNCg:kbD7ajB3Ja0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/CYGaOxioNCg" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/skeeter-screwed-up-hillbillies-are.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-71149728704797395292010-08-14T12:56:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:44:19.551-07:002011-06-25T12:44:19.551-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky -10</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 60 INT. DOLLHOUSE (STRIPPER NIGHTCLUB) - NIGHT 60<br> <br> Skeeter drunk orders a corona from a young lady bartender<br> dressed in revealing black leather. Bartender works quick<br> erratic as though on cocaine. Skeeter observes erotic<br> stripper (Ghia) dances runway wears high heels and a<br> smile only as she leaps to pole. She slowly descends<br> inverted to floor. Begins snaking her small slender tan<br> body down runway towards Skeeter. Ghia slides forward<br> face first to floor between spectators. Disappears.<br> Skeeter rotates on bar stool grabs Corona spins back to<br> full view Ghia stands totally naked covers her privates<br> wears heels. Skeeter overwhelmed excited stares at Ghia<br> from head to toe.<br> <br> SKEETER<br> Nice shoes!<br> <br> Ghia laughs.<br> <br> </div><a href="http://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/need-to-hang-skeeter-before-he-hangs-us.html#more">Read more »</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522246270076708311-7114972870479739529?l=skeetronkiss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxcq7MgcJkEkaOyHssp7a_nUMrA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxcq7MgcJkEkaOyHssp7a_nUMrA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxcq7MgcJkEkaOyHssp7a_nUMrA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxcq7MgcJkEkaOyHssp7a_nUMrA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?a=jAvqe5KL6Cs:sF57ZY5NCl4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/KissMyAssKentucky?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KissMyAssKentucky/~4/jAvqe5KL6Cs" height="1" width="1"/>Steven Jeffrey Cullhttps://profiles.google.com/104699146018815840496noreply@blogger.comhttp://skeetronkiss.blogspot.com/2010/08/need-to-hang-skeeter-before-he-hangs-us.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522246270076708311.post-3043483780820877712010-08-14T12:43:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:49:10.419-07:002011-06-25T12:49:10.419-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><strong>Kiss My Ass Kentucky -11</strong><br> by Skeetron<br> Copyright 2009<br> <br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">First Draft</span><br> <br> 66 EXT. SCHOOL BUS - DAY 66<br> <br> School bus door opens. Robby and Joanie laugh as they<br> exit to their residence. Bus Driver 1 sits observes their<br> exit. Bus radio can be heard.<br> <br> BUS RADIO<br> Bus 31... Bus 31... Over.<br> <br> Bus driver 1 answers radio.<br> <br> BUS DRIVER 1<br> Bus 31... Over.<br> <br> Robby walks to mail box at street. Bus radio can be<br> heard.<br> <br> BUS RADIO<br> Your package drop off points...<br> Realtor One... 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BEACH (WATER&#39;S EDGE) - NIGHT 70<br> <br> Skeeter sits at water&#39;s edge smokes cigarette stares to<br> calm moonlit Atlantic Ocean. Chair has settled to side<br> from wave erosion of support. Beat of Spanish music<br> radiates from beach Tiki Bar at adjacent Hotel. Skeeter<br> curious turns stares across a dark beach towards Tiki<br> Bar. A lone palm rattles its palms to the music of Bob<br> Marley &quot;Don&#39;t Worry, Be Happy&quot;. Skeeter stands walks<br> across dark beach towards Tiki Bar.<br> <br> <br> <br> 71 EXT. TIKI BAR - NIGHT 71<br> <br> Skeeter sits at Tiki Bar. Few bar customers. Richard<br> approaches Skeeter from bartender area. 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