kittipedia

caterpillers

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:31:00 +0000

Kittens like caterpillers - they are fuzzy, funny to look at, and contain the word "cat"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterpiller

Bird Houses

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:05:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_house

Kittens like Bird Houses - they are the picnic baskets of the kitten world.

Fluffy Little Kitten

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:54:00 +0000

kitten's like Fluffy Little Kitten

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy_Little_Kitten

Dangermouse

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:26:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangermouse

Kittens don't understand Dangermouse, as it is a tautology, a bit like tastymouse, or smellymouse

The Hustle

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Kittens love the Hustle....do do do do doodydo do do, do do do do doodydo do do - do the Hustle!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustle_(dance)

sunshine

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:02:00 +0000

Kittens love sunshine - it feels nice on their tummy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine

Chihuahua

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:07:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog)

kittens like these dogs - they're small enough to beat up.

Purina

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:07:00 +0000

Kittens are very much in favour of Purina

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purina

cEvin Key

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:16:00 +0000

he may spell his name wrong, but his first solo album from 1998 is good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEvin_Key

method of exercising a cat

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:03:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_of_exercising_a_cat

apparently someone patented an idea for exercising cats. Kittens do not approve.

Cat Scratch Fever

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:52:00 +0000

Kittens don't understand the fuss about Cat Scratch Fever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scratch_fever

no-one makes a fuss about pac-man fever and that's just as bad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Man_Fever_(album)

Hot Water Bottles

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:11:00 +0000

Kittens like hot water bottles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_water_bottle

Phishing

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:49:00 +0000

Kittens thought phishing would be fun, but then they read about it and realised that the nice Nigerian man was not going to give them any phish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phishing

diets

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:24:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieting

kittens don't really like diets, but they need to go on one now.

bauble

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:28:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauble

Kittens like baubles. they are good for lookin' at, and battin' at.

A new film

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:16:00 +0000

not on wikipedia, but still very good. the new fluffy little kitten movie is out!

Steve Guttenberg

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:49:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Guttenberg

Kittens have no strong feelings either way about Steve Guttenberg - He's better than Lord sebastian Coe, but worse than Catfood. however they had to look him up because he was in the pantomime and they didn't know who he was.

Pantomime

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:47:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime

Kittens love Pantomime, and in fact they all went to see "Cinderella" at the Churchill Theatre Bromley this week. It starred Steve Guttenberg, who was in a lot of films made before the kittens were born.

Christmas Crackers

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:55:00 +0000

Although crackers are scary to begin with, and awkward to manipulate with little paws, kittens still like them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

Christmas Trees

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:41:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree

Kittens like Christmas Trees. Good for hidin' and lots of shiny things to play with.

Bagpuss

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:49:00 +0000

Kittens are a bit sad today because the nice man who looked after Bagpuss has died. his name was Oliver Postgate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagpuss

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Postgate

Reindeer

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:54:00 +0000

Kittens like reindeer - they're like normal deer, but reinier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reindeer

Presents

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:20:00 +0000

Kittens like presents.... they'd quite like a GI Joe with a kung fu grip, or Buckaroo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presents

Santa Claus

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:52:00 +0000

Kittens like Santa Claws. They al;so want to make it clear that they have been nice this year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

Advent Calendar

noreply@blogger.com (Rob Bassett) — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:05:00 +0000

Kittens like advent calendars - especially ones with cat treats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_calendar