tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45186110909633932072012-02-08T15:50:31.838+02:00edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.comBlogger199125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-5172263899247491552012-01-04T15:49:00.002+02:002012-01-04T15:49:57.364+02:002012-01-04T15:49:57.364+02:00<b>Klişe :</b><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">-Ya &nbsp;70 alsam geçecektim, 68 aldım ya.</span></b><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum : </b>Zaten hep sana olur bu. Bana sorarsan 70 alsan da geçemezdin bebeğim.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-517226389924749155?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAKtE7OmkkwCGjCj_K4-hSNa4vw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAKtE7OmkkwCGjCj_K4-hSNa4vw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAKtE7OmkkwCGjCj_K4-hSNa4vw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAKtE7OmkkwCGjCj_K4-hSNa4vw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/Kkr5duncmuA" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com3http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2012/01/okul.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-22432524756011360472011-12-28T19:09:00.002+02:002011-12-28T19:09:54.379+02:002011-12-28T19:09:54.379+02:00<b>Klişe :&nbsp;</b><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">-Yeni yıla nasıl girersen bütün yılın öyle geçer!</span></b><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum : </b>Hadi len, geçen sene arkadaşın bakkalında takılarak girdik, bütün sene toplasan 50 kere gitmişimdir bakkala. Ama intiharlık klişedir bu abi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-2243252475601136047?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fAvjM0W2TSQCe73lmFPgBn76Lj8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fAvjM0W2TSQCe73lmFPgBn76Lj8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fAvjM0W2TSQCe73lmFPgBn76Lj8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fAvjM0W2TSQCe73lmFPgBn76Lj8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/aECod2OqfHI" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/12/yeni-yl_28.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-67524859056667115852011-12-28T18:28:00.004+02:002011-12-28T18:28:34.113+02:002011-12-28T18:28:34.113+02:00<b>Klişe : </b>Arkadaşlar yeni yılı kutlamak üzere evde toplanmışlardır. Alkol su gibi akmaktadır, çok eğlenirler.<br /> <br /> <b><span style="color: red; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;"><i>22:36</i></span></b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">-Gangaaa, sabahlayak la bugün, akşam da Victoria's Secret izlerik. Tamam mı?</span></b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">-Heralde kanka, bugün uyunur mu olm! Yeni yıl geliyor.</span></b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: red; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;"><i>23:52</i></span></b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">-ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ...</span></b><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b>&nbsp;Başıma hiç gelmedi desem, yalan demiş olurum valla.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-6752485905666711585?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HP-eI04d9DtVixkFvrYgdaqEOiU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HP-eI04d9DtVixkFvrYgdaqEOiU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HP-eI04d9DtVixkFvrYgdaqEOiU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HP-eI04d9DtVixkFvrYgdaqEOiU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/Retgy8lXL04" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/12/yeni-yl.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-22942124841133240442011-11-16T17:20:00.001+02:002011-11-16T17:54:48.071+02:002011-11-16T17:54:48.071+02:00<b>Klişe :</b> Alışveriş yapar gelirsin. Elinde poşetlerle eve girersin. Poşetleri bırakırsın. Annen poşetlere bakarken sen de montunu falan çıkarırsın. Ve anne soruyu sordu :<div> <br /></div> <div> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Bunları mı aldın?</span></b></div> <div> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-DITDITDIDIMDIDIM</span></b></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <b>Yorum : </b>Ah annecim, canım annecim. Yok bunları almadım. Aldıklarım mağazada, bunları öylesine kaptım geldim. Kıps.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-2294212484113324044?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/simRvhMGkshAo6ypTHv_Xc-UgSE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/simRvhMGkshAo6ypTHv_Xc-UgSE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/simRvhMGkshAo6ypTHv_Xc-UgSE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/simRvhMGkshAo6ypTHv_Xc-UgSE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/eBL5o0FgyO0" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/11/anne_16.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-54198857678204607432011-11-15T19:36:00.001+02:002011-11-15T19:44:25.089+02:002011-11-15T19:44:25.089+02:00<b>Klişe :</b> Kaç yaşına gelirseniz gelin, ailenizle yaşıyorsanız ve akşam bir yere gidecekseniz, anneniz oraya gittiğinizde aramanızı, haber vermenizi ister. Anneyi kırmamak adına arasınız;<br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Anne, geldim ben haberin olsun.</span></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Ha, gittin mi yani?</span></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Evet anne.</span></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Gittiysen tamam.</span></b><br /> <b><br /></b><br /> <b>Yorum : </b>Yine kalp kırmıyoruz, kırmıyoruz. Kırmayacağız. Kırmayalım. Kırma. Lan!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-5419885767820460743?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/56KdofKvdmn3m5HkJzJJlz05c44/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/56KdofKvdmn3m5HkJzJJlz05c44/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/56KdofKvdmn3m5HkJzJJlz05c44/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/56KdofKvdmn3m5HkJzJJlz05c44/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/dAGZbX2e-m4" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/11/anne_15.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-13936333570773460182011-11-15T19:29:00.001+02:002011-11-15T19:34:32.410+02:002011-11-15T19:34:32.410+02:00<b>Klişe : </b>Sabah yatağınızdan kalkıp, annenizin yanına <i>-muhtemelen mutfağa-</i> gidersiniz;<br /> <b><br /></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Uyandın mı?</span></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Evet anne.</span></b><br /> <br /> Ya da<br /> <b><br /></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Kalktın mı?</span></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Yok git bak, yataktayım daha.</span></b><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b> Annelerimiz komple klişe aslında. Ama cennet ayaklarının altındaymış ya, o yüzden anneler candır. Ama tersinizden kalktıysanız yataktan, annenizin kalbini kırabilirsiniz. Yapmayın öyle.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-1393633357077346018?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9Jzw3OTRbMaFWKfPZQmSG7Tcfw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9Jzw3OTRbMaFWKfPZQmSG7Tcfw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9Jzw3OTRbMaFWKfPZQmSG7Tcfw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9Jzw3OTRbMaFWKfPZQmSG7Tcfw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/c_kb9_nnUFU" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/11/anne.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-35367962625994747732011-09-10T00:07:00.000+03:002011-09-10T00:08:21.290+03:002011-09-10T00:08:21.290+03:00<b>Klişe : </b>Gayri ihtiyari birisinin sırtını kaşımaya ya da ovmaya kalkarsan,hep aynı cümleye maruz kalırsın.<br /> <br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">-Ayy!Kaşısana(ovsana) orayı!</span></b><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><br /> </b></span><br /> <b>Yorum : </b>E kaşıyorum(ovuyorum) zaten.Daha belanı mı istiyorsun?İçimden gelmiş yapmışım,etme bir kere de şu cümleyle içine.Lütfen ama!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-3536796262599474773?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/piz6rSNhJMsfLsbMKmfQkEskYe0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/piz6rSNhJMsfLsbMKmfQkEskYe0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/piz6rSNhJMsfLsbMKmfQkEskYe0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/piz6rSNhJMsfLsbMKmfQkEskYe0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/6zjrloeRm9g" height="1" width="1"/>Nilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00004008745565898934noreply@blogger.com4http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/09/kasnt.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-39830155131658738842011-09-09T21:02:00.000+03:002011-09-09T21:02:51.998+03:002011-09-09T21:02:51.998+03:00<b>Klişe :</b> Bir kızla teyzesi ya da halası konuşurken şu diyalog geçer ve özellikle dizilerde vardır bu :<br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><br /></b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Saçmalama, ne kaçması, sen daha çok küçüksün!</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Hayır! Sen evlendiğinde kaç yaşındaydın?</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Beni karıştırma!</b></span><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b> Madem seni karıştırmayacağız, kimi karıştıracağız teyze, kimi? <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-3983015513165873884?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sp03R73X1nxdbe3OASOgSWRxCdM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sp03R73X1nxdbe3OASOgSWRxCdM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sp03R73X1nxdbe3OASOgSWRxCdM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sp03R73X1nxdbe3OASOgSWRxCdM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/IojUoLRTKfk" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/09/turklere-ozel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-53355700215448268032011-07-28T20:26:00.000+03:002011-07-28T20:26:09.000+03:002011-07-28T20:26:09.000+03:00<b>Klişe :&nbsp;</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Kim o?</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>+Beeeen.</b></span><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Yorum: </b>Böyle şuursuzluk olur mu arkadaş? "Ben" nedir ya. Herkes "Ben" olabilir.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-5335570021544826803?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0n27CgDosrs0imx2t2XeSfOXbXg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0n27CgDosrs0imx2t2XeSfOXbXg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0n27CgDosrs0imx2t2XeSfOXbXg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0n27CgDosrs0imx2t2XeSfOXbXg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/cjgVUyeKxRY" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com3http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/07/turklere-ozel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-19477441858412357732011-06-24T22:29:00.000+03:002011-06-25T10:54:28.708+03:002011-06-25T10:54:28.708+03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><b>Klişe:&nbsp;</b></span><br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Bir filmde hapishaneye yeni giren birisi varsa mutlaka ilk dakikalarda yanına birisi gelir ve herkesi işlediği suçlarla beraber tanıtır.</b></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yorum: </b>Bir de film eğer yerli ise mutlaka işlediği suçun ne olduğu bilinmeyen gizemli bir adam, film yabancı ise mutlaka herkesin uzak durması gereken eş cinsel bir grup vardır.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-1947744185841235773?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8CcacWXUoS4NSfcJgPKzZlE-ubM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8CcacWXUoS4NSfcJgPKzZlE-ubM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8CcacWXUoS4NSfcJgPKzZlE-ubM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8CcacWXUoS4NSfcJgPKzZlE-ubM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/L02uVUV7Vy8" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com3http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/06/film.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-12189737666753542712011-06-12T00:12:00.000+03:002011-06-25T10:53:25.503+03:002011-06-25T10:53:25.503+03:00<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">Klişe:</span> </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>&nbsp;</b></span><br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Benim en yakın arkadaşlarım hep erkekler olmuştur. Hemcinslerimle anlaşamıyorum.</b></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">Yorum:</span></b><b> </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">çevresindeki erkek arkadaş sayısının nedenini açıklarken bolca tüketilen bi klişedir. bunun yerine "biz kızlar birbirimizi hiç çekemiyoruz bu yüzden böylesi daha iyi" demesi benim tercihimdir.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-1218973766675354271?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OoTYbBKt-zChSoDrBCk1vvXqtVM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OoTYbBKt-zChSoDrBCk1vvXqtVM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OoTYbBKt-zChSoDrBCk1vvXqtVM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OoTYbBKt-zChSoDrBCk1vvXqtVM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/H45Eus3XDbs" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com4http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/06/kzlar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-88701901264841196092011-06-11T01:01:00.000+03:002011-06-11T10:50:02.028+03:002011-06-11T10:50:02.028+03:00<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">Klişe:</span></b></span><b>&nbsp;</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp;</b></span><br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">eve misafir geldiğinde anne çocuğunu gördüğünde "misafirlere hoş geldin dedin mi oğlum?" demesi.</span><br /> <br /> </b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">yorum:</span></b><b> </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">çocuğun içinde bulunmak istediği en son durumlardan biridir. bir an önce hoş geldin diyerek kâbustan kurtulması gerekir</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-8870190126484119609?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hqb14EXgZQgtf8KOWyyAxhKrK0Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hqb14EXgZQgtf8KOWyyAxhKrK0Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hqb14EXgZQgtf8KOWyyAxhKrK0Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hqb14EXgZQgtf8KOWyyAxhKrK0Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/i1ZKqNNFSaM" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com2http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/06/misafir.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-57480457923902985812011-06-10T14:52:00.000+03:002011-06-10T14:52:20.888+03:002011-06-10T14:52:20.888+03:00<b>Klişe :</b> Rehber olduğumdan biliyorum, bu klişeleri de öğrenin, karşılaşınca şaşırmayın. Turist kafilesi gelir. Havaalanında karşılarsın, otobüs gelir binilir ve turistlerin tur liderinden şu soru gelir :<br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /> </span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-How many minutes does it take to the hotel? (Otele kaç dakikada gideriz?)</b></span><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b> Bu yapılan şeyin aslında Türkçesi <b>"Tur lideri benim, ayık ol"</b>dur. Sadece havaalanından otele değil, nereye gidilecekse ilk bu soru sorulur. Cevabım ise hep aynıdır :<b> "Depends on traffic. Perhaps 30, perhaps 45"</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-5748045792390298581?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/POXhIENBu4csv2Et9a6PgnWZNm0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/POXhIENBu4csv2Et9a6PgnWZNm0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/POXhIENBu4csv2Et9a6PgnWZNm0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/POXhIENBu4csv2Et9a6PgnWZNm0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/_dpO9FJXPRY" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com3http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/06/turist.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-80009694091522142542011-06-10T14:46:00.000+03:002011-06-10T14:46:42.361+03:002011-06-10T14:46:42.361+03:00<b>Klişe :&nbsp;</b><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Bebeklerin mikroba da ihtiyacı vaar!&nbsp;</b></span><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum : </b>Anneannemin kardeşi geldi, şuanda tam da bu muhabbetin içerisindeyim. I'm blessed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-8000969409152214254?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/29OkbP961dou48yYc4CHbj2Y3_U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/29OkbP961dou48yYc4CHbj2Y3_U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/29OkbP961dou48yYc4CHbj2Y3_U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/29OkbP961dou48yYc4CHbj2Y3_U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/0U3_6_UeCSg" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/06/turklere-ozel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-37650293590744844182011-06-08T15:29:00.000+03:002011-06-08T15:29:24.437+03:002011-06-08T15:29:24.437+03:00<b>Klişe :</b> Otobüs kalabalıktır, yaşlı bir teyze/amca biner. Oradan en başbakan ruhlu teyze atlar ve :<br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Bu kadar gençsiniz, biriniz yer versenize.</b></span><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b> Şimdi teyze neden öyle diyorsun? Tüm gençler ayakta zaten. Hepsi birilerine yer vere vere ellerinde yer kalmamış. Çok biliyorsan, sen kalk, sen yer ver. Allah'ım yaa. (Evet bugün yaşadım). Sinirlenmiş olmamdan belli olması lazım zaten.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-3765029359074484418?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1fTOtwX8AVltv_8aFPH0A6ALATc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1fTOtwX8AVltv_8aFPH0A6ALATc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1fTOtwX8AVltv_8aFPH0A6ALATc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1fTOtwX8AVltv_8aFPH0A6ALATc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/ZfI5NZaVx5Q" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/06/otobus.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-62063999950160793762011-06-07T11:13:00.000+03:002011-06-07T11:13:37.955+03:002011-06-07T11:13:37.955+03:00<b>Klişe :</b> Bir adam kötü bir şey yapmıştır ve bu yüzden karısı,ailesi veya yakınları ona karşı tavır almıştır. Adamın kendini savunması hep aynı klişeyle başlar :<br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /> </span></b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">-Yapma Aylin, ben böyle olsun ister miydim?</span></b><br /> <br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b> İstemeyeydin yapmazdın sanki pampa?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-6206399995016079376?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIu3VjAFx6geQVi0OW1hRJYhUBI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIu3VjAFx6geQVi0OW1hRJYhUBI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIu3VjAFx6geQVi0OW1hRJYhUBI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIu3VjAFx6geQVi0OW1hRJYhUBI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/WWxZ6jiHvso" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/06/arka-sokaklar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-73171544120267571292011-05-31T23:16:00.000+03:002011-05-31T23:16:40.144+03:002011-05-31T23:16:40.144+03:00<b>Klişe : </b>Bir dizi izlenmektedir ve ana karakterlerden birisinin başı beladadır, ölümle burun buruna gelir.<br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><br /> </b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>-Ayy, öldü kesin, gitti adam.</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>+Yaa saçmalama, o ölürse dizi biter.</b></span><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Yorum : </b>Bu düşünce sistemiyle diziler asla bitemez.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-7317154412026757129?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CkwlkXHKOcwgMqLUwLEWNu6oQSU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CkwlkXHKOcwgMqLUwLEWNu6oQSU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CkwlkXHKOcwgMqLUwLEWNu6oQSU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CkwlkXHKOcwgMqLUwLEWNu6oQSU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/lVCk8YqLYTc" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com4http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/05/televizyon.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-66955179624968997102011-05-26T19:49:00.000+03:002011-05-26T19:52:03.445+03:002011-05-26T19:52:03.445+03:00<b><span style="font-size: large;">klişe:</span> </b><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Balıkla yoğurdu birlikte sakın yeme zehirlenirsin!</span></b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>yorum</b></span></span><b>:</b> ben küçükken her balık yediğimizde annemin de bol keseden sarfettiği bir klişeydi. ben de merak edip inadına ikisini birlikte yerdim.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-6695517962496899710?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p_BlpqFK6bBYi3UsRdCXBtyW8pw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p_BlpqFK6bBYi3UsRdCXBtyW8pw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p_BlpqFK6bBYi3UsRdCXBtyW8pw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p_BlpqFK6bBYi3UsRdCXBtyW8pw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/lSLuET5XmAY" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/05/yemek.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-62604239555889340422011-05-02T17:09:00.000+03:002011-05-02T17:09:24.077+03:002011-05-02T17:09:24.077+03:00<b>Klişe :</b> Bilakis bkz, Facebook<br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>İyi ki doğdun canım, nice senelere =)</b></span><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b> Dünya'nın, en samimiyetsiz, en gıcık, en altında bişeyler aranması gereken doğum günü kutlaması. Yazarımız "spesifik"e gelsiiiiiiiin!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-6260423955588934042?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/giWvZoZ975d43OIVqEcurhBHxO0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/giWvZoZ975d43OIVqEcurhBHxO0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/giWvZoZ975d43OIVqEcurhBHxO0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/giWvZoZ975d43OIVqEcurhBHxO0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/1yUdXxw7DpE" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com4http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/05/dogum-gunu.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-12064601748007472532011-04-12T00:14:00.000+03:002011-04-12T00:15:40.060+03:002011-04-12T00:15:40.060+03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ilişkiyi sonlandırırken yapılan son diyalog:</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;">A Kişisi: Sorun sende değil bende. Sen benden daha iyilerine layıksın.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;">B Kişisi: (Derin bir sessizlik)</span><br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">yorum: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">her ne kadar günümüzde pek kullanılmasa da (artık pek inandırıcı olmadığı için) köklü klişelerden biridir.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-1206460174800747253?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NWIOjjcVQ2kxstiaYDZ-hR5pqjA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NWIOjjcVQ2kxstiaYDZ-hR5pqjA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NWIOjjcVQ2kxstiaYDZ-hR5pqjA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NWIOjjcVQ2kxstiaYDZ-hR5pqjA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/RrqHoZ9nEsE" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com3http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/04/iliskiler.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-29082387625122358312011-04-06T00:52:00.001+03:002011-04-06T00:52:48.022+03:002011-04-06T00:52:48.022+03:00<b>Klişe :</b><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><u><b>YGS/ÖSS/KPSS soruları çalındı!</b></u></span><br /> <br /> <b>Yorum :</b> E klişe oldu artık.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-2908238762512235831?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2L3xOmkmc22ZsbOBPWQfEbC9tg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2L3xOmkmc22ZsbOBPWQfEbC9tg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2L3xOmkmc22ZsbOBPWQfEbC9tg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2L3xOmkmc22ZsbOBPWQfEbC9tg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/Gt2T-0pZo_A" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/04/ygsosskpss-vs.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-7046058495155498012011-03-19T16:02:00.000+02:002011-03-19T16:02:16.308+02:002011-03-19T16:02:16.308+02:00<b>klişe: </b>Büyük bir derbi oynanır ve<b> <span style="color: blue;">X</span></b> takımı ilk yarıyı önde bitirir. Sonra<b> <span style="color: blue;">X</span></b> Takımının taraftarı, <b style="color: red;">Y</b> takımının taraftarlarına gelir ve :<br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /> </span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: blue;">X</span> : Ehehehue nasıl koyduk olmm nasııl?</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: red;">Y</span>: ...</b></span><br /> <br /> -İkinci yarı,<span style="color: red;"> </span><b><span style="color: red;">Y</span> </b>takımı maçı çevirir ve sıra <b style="color: red;">Y</b>'li taraftarların, <b style="color: blue;">X</b>'li taraftarla dalga geçmesine gelmiştir :<br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: red;">Y</span> : Mahmut abii, nooldu Mahmut abiiii... Mahmut abi? A...abi?</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: #38761d;">Alakasız biri</span> : Mahmut abi gitti ya.</b></span><br /> <br /> <b>yorum : </b>Erken öten horozun, sadece başı kesilse iyi, çükünü bilem keserler vallaaa.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-704605849515549801?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MO9VpHfNqix2x8sa4G8hBR0Ce08/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MO9VpHfNqix2x8sa4G8hBR0Ce08/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MO9VpHfNqix2x8sa4G8hBR0Ce08/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MO9VpHfNqix2x8sa4G8hBR0Ce08/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/c7-pgYPgVCI" height="1" width="1"/>edibüdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694342751956528137noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/03/futbol.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-67031261737507065662011-02-25T20:56:00.000+02:002011-02-25T20:57:19.820+02:002011-02-25T20:57:19.820+02:00<b>klişe:<br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Sen askere bi git de gör bak nasıl kilo alırsın.</span><br /> <br /> yorum:</b>&nbsp;neden? askere gitmenin amaçlarından biri de türk gençlerini etine dolgun yapmak mıdır?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-6703126173750706566?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bvo26AeKrfRFxte0IK69QvQgbI8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bvo26AeKrfRFxte0IK69QvQgbI8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bvo26AeKrfRFxte0IK69QvQgbI8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bvo26AeKrfRFxte0IK69QvQgbI8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/gF5BxyOUz4g" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com0http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/02/askerlik.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-75113067805356104402011-02-23T20:09:00.000+02:002011-02-25T20:44:34.789+02:002011-02-25T20:44:34.789+02:00<b>klişe:<br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Her ingilizce konuşan türkün söze "first of all" diyerek başlaması.</span><br /> <br /> yorum: </b>genelde ingilizce konuşuyo olmanın verdiği bir rahatsızlıkla beraber "söze bi yerden başlayayım lan" düşüncesine dayalı olarak söylenir. bazen de "şimdi şöyle oluyor..." diyerek söze başlama isteğinin ingilizce karşılığı olarak görülür.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-7511306780535610440?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n1LNXk4FNBckl8IrGzp2mCe17-E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n1LNXk4FNBckl8IrGzp2mCe17-E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n1LNXk4FNBckl8IrGzp2mCe17-E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n1LNXk4FNBckl8IrGzp2mCe17-E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/i_qvxyJaS6M" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com1http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/02/turklere-ozel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4518611090963393207.post-31120190736397293042011-02-22T18:05:00.000+02:002011-02-22T18:07:37.570+02:002011-02-22T18:07:37.570+02:00<b>klişe:<br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Sen şu andan itibaren önüne bakıyorsun.</span><br /> <br /> yorum: </b>Genelde tesellinin son cümlelerinde ağızlardan çıkan bir türdür bu. Yapmayın etmeyin, bari futbol klişelerini bu işe alet etmeyin...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4518611090963393207-3112019073639729304?l=kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kScgtvTnHb1Y-Rf9d2XXZKBL_BY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kScgtvTnHb1Y-Rf9d2XXZKBL_BY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kScgtvTnHb1Y-Rf9d2XXZKBL_BY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kScgtvTnHb1Y-Rf9d2XXZKBL_BY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KlielerKesi/~4/CYs-QIWr0fk" height="1" width="1"/>spesifikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568228594670069169noreply@blogger.com1http://kliselerkosesi.blogspot.com/2011/02/klise-sen-su-andan-itibaren-onune.html