tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-118914432009-11-10T07:28:54.539-08:00memoirs of KLITORIKAKlitoris at RetorikaKLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.comBlogger383125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-45456036443389411432009-10-30T21:07:00.000-07:002009-10-30T21:08:09.953-07:002009-10-30T21:08:09.953-07:00BOOKFAIR PHOTOKLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-9556321709433584822009-09-08T01:14:00.000-07:002009-09-08T01:17:19.756-07:002009-09-08T01:17:19.756-07:00Front ActTV5 brings in alternative comedy show Front ActStand-up comedians take the spotlight on TV5 every Sunday in the 30-minute alternative comedy show Front Act. This show is hosted by Mike Unson and Stanley Chi of the guild of professional comic artists, Comedy Cartel.Featuring different topics and issues as well as prominent personalities presented in a light and comic point of view,Front Act is a KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-51244106280429482372009-08-31T08:49:00.000-07:002009-08-31T08:51:27.317-07:002009-08-31T08:51:27.317-07:00BITCHI hate the world todayYou're so good to me I know that I can't changeI tried to tell you but you look at me like maybeI'm an angel underneath; innocent and sweetYesterday I cried; Must've been relief to see the softer sideI can undertsand how you'd be so confusedI don't envy you; I'm a little bit of everythingall roled into oneChorusI'm a Bitch I'm a LoverI'm a child I'm a MotherI'm a sinner I'm KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-41383919281626136022009-07-27T07:14:00.001-07:002009-07-27T07:16:51.570-07:002009-07-27T07:16:51.570-07:00<summary>thanks to aleksi! siya po ang gumawa ng poster na ito!</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://klitorika.blogspot.com/feeds/4138391928162613602/comments/default" title="Magpaskil ng mga Puna" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11891443&postID=4138391928162613602&isPopup=true" title="0 Mga Puna" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11891443/posts/default/4138391928162613602?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11891443/posts/default/4138391928162613602?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://klitorika.blogspot.com/2009/07/blog-post.html" title="" /><author><name>KLITORIKA</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974</uri><email>iamklitorika@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name="OpenSocialUserId" value="07892692198270171357" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W4iiBQoSMY0/Sm22dJ3mdEI/AAAAAAAAB_0/MTPFW-ouojM/s72-c/KLITORUKAPOSTER2.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/"A0IHQHs6eyp7ImA9WxJbE0g.""><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-7190662274499812196</id><published>2009-07-23T07:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-23T07:32:11.513-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-07-23T07:32:11.513-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="memoirs of klitorika the book" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="book 2" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tales of klitorika" /><title>GRAB A COPY NOW!KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-39794284745999639672009-05-30T01:03:00.000-07:002009-05-30T02:18:52.113-07:002009-05-30T02:18:52.113-07:00TALES OF KLITORIKAAyan na po mga kaibigan, sa wakas malapit ng lumabas ang pangalawang libro ni Klitorika abangan nyo po. At maraming salamat sa mga taong naging bahagi ng pangalawang librong itoalam nyo na kung sino kayo ;-)Sa mga masugid na taga subaybay ng blog ko at mga sumuporta sa book 1 Maraming Salamat po. Promise mas malilibang kayo sa Tales of Klitorika.Thanks Ulit! Muah!FOREWORD:Parang isang kabarkadangKLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-46721028410694813022009-05-26T21:26:00.000-07:002009-05-26T21:27:24.223-07:002009-05-26T21:27:24.223-07:00SECRET BY HEARTREAD BETWEEN THE LINES....KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-64186782825719857692009-05-26T19:13:00.000-07:002009-05-26T19:22:44.285-07:002009-05-26T19:22:44.285-07:00Marriage and Love (a must read!)THE popular notion about marriage and love is that they are synonymous, that they spring from the same motives, and cover the same human needs. Like most popular notions this also rests not on actual facts, but on superstition.Marriage and love have nothing in common; they are as far apart as the poles; are, in fact, antagonistic to each other. No doubt some marriages have been the result of loveKLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-6814213542161547342009-05-06T23:34:00.000-07:002009-05-06T23:36:15.123-07:002009-05-06T23:36:15.123-07:00THE BITTERSEto ay kwento ng dalawang magkaibigan na parehong my bitterness sa buhay. Gusto ko na nga sila gawan ng libro at nag iisip nga ako ng pwedeng i-title – The adventures of B1 and B2 (Bitter 1 and Bitter 2) or The Bitterness..hmmm.. ano kaya? Minsan mahirap talaga intindihin ang mga taong may bitterness sa buhay hindi ba? Ewan ko lang kung may mapupulot tayong aral sa mga to..hehehe. Para magkaron KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-8069393891900793342009-05-03T21:05:00.001-07:002009-05-03T21:13:03.264-07:002009-05-03T21:13:03.264-07:00SUGAR MOMMY?Yes! yan ang sigaw ko at malaking katanungan ko sa buhay nang makilala ko ang lalaking ito. Pero sa totoo lang pwede rin sigurong sigawan nyo ako ng sabay-sabay ng Oo! Para sa sagot sa tanong kong ito. Habang nasa Samar. Maloloka kayo, kahit ako parang gusto kong tanungin ng bayad na ba ang tuition fee mo? Nang ipakilala sa akin ng isang dating kaklase si Jules, batang bata 17 years old lang KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-69890175095267058372009-05-02T00:37:00.000-07:002009-05-02T00:50:43.669-07:002009-05-02T00:50:43.669-07:00The Bridges of Madison CountyFrancesca: And in that moment, everything I knew to be true about myself up until then was gone. I was acting like another woman, yet I was more myself than ever before.Robert Kincaid: This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime.Francesa: I was just going to have some iced tea and split the atom, but that can wait.Robert: If you want me to stop, tell me now. Francesca: No one's asking youKLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-51809958713631651582009-04-27T02:16:00.000-07:002009-04-27T02:19:41.476-07:002009-04-27T02:19:41.476-07:00VIRGIN KA NA BA ULIT?!Habang sinusulat ko ang kuwentong ito ay kasalukuyang tumutugtog sa background ang walang kakupas-kupas na kanta at hit ni Madonna na LIKE A VIRGIN. Oh diba? Tamang-tama sa mga gusto kong ipahiwatig sa akdang ito. Dahil sa hindi na ako virgin, (oo naman ano? Diyos ko sa dami ng nabasa ninyong sexperience ko sa Memoirs of Klitorika alangan namang magpangap pa akong birhen sa inyo. Pero nakakaloka KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-80725813084382542672009-04-26T06:47:00.000-07:002009-04-26T06:49:59.983-07:002009-04-26T06:49:59.983-07:00Mga Kasabihan Napapanahon ;-) "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya."Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba""Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-66021799426728586122009-04-21T00:04:00.000-07:002009-04-21T02:43:56.630-07:002009-04-21T02:43:56.630-07:00ETIQUETTE FOR MISTRESS - with reactions heheHmmm ito ang checklist at rules na dapat sundin ng mga babaeng itinuturing na Other Woman, Mistress o Kabit. Susubukan kong basahin at sagutin base sa mga naoobserbahan ko sa buhay bilang nagging isa sa kanila (MINSAN/ONCE) sa buhay ko. He,he.Never forget the reality of the situation. He is married. At the end of the day, he goes home to his wife and you sleep alone.- Yan! Hinding hindi ko yan KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-43420896310123926542009-04-20T22:57:00.000-07:002009-04-20T23:02:46.254-07:002009-04-20T23:02:46.254-07:00Relationships: How to survive life as a mistressThe word "mistress" conjures up an image of a blonde bimbo in a short skirt, suspenders and red nails, chasing someone else's husband. Marriage is seen as the cornerstone of society and the mistress is regarded as the wanton woman who wants to destroy it. To be "the other woman", even in the 1990s, is socially unacceptable. She shares the man she loves with someone else - his wife - who holds allKLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-43191656112986990172009-04-20T00:42:00.000-07:002009-04-20T00:44:33.795-07:002009-04-20T00:44:33.795-07:00Bored at Adik Mode!Matagal ko nang gustong mag sulat ng bago at magpost dito sa blog ko, halos isang buwan na rin akong hindi nakakapagsulat. Yung mga naunang post ko ditto na mga nabasa nyo eh, kasama pa yun sa manuscript ng book 2 ko. Hindi ko alam kung bakit, pero nitong mga nakaraang lingo eh “adik” at ”boredom” mode ako.Adik sa kakalaro ng chess on line well, maganda naman kasi at talagang nakakalibang ang KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-30572455019840410012009-04-18T07:39:00.000-07:002009-04-18T07:43:09.207-07:002009-04-18T07:43:09.207-07:00PULANagugutom ako! Kanina pa ako paikot-ikot sa masikip at mataong kalsada ng Sogod Southern Leyte. Wala pa rin akong makitang matinong makakainan, may mga nakita akong karenderia pero hindi ko type! Gusto kong kumain sa matino o sa kilalang restaurant sa lugar, although hindi naman talaga ito ang unang pagpunta ko sa nasabing lugar pero feeling ko turista pa rin akong naliligaw at hindi alam kung KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-51804876280302424082009-04-11T02:13:00.000-07:002009-04-11T02:17:14.242-07:002009-04-11T02:17:14.242-07:00CONDOM AT SI INDIANA JONES!Katulad ng madalas mangyari ito nanaman ang lola niyo sa panibagong adventure. Ewan ko ba hindi ko rin alam kung bakit masyadong makulay ang buhay ko at kung anu-anong kaguluhan ang nasusuungan ko. Lakwatsa to the max nanaman! Saan pa kundi sa Gen San! As in General Santos City! Oh diba parang pang Miss U? Kaya ang lola niyo ito sobrang excited nanaman akala mo ibon na nakawala sa hawla. KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-85218861864032308732009-04-09T22:06:00.000-07:002009-04-09T22:07:06.275-07:002009-04-09T22:07:06.275-07:00Tanong!ANONG KINALAMAN NG GINATAAN O BINIGNIT SA BYERNES SANTO?KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-68532482139970860772009-04-02T01:59:00.000-07:002009-04-02T02:06:25.386-07:002009-04-02T02:06:25.386-07:00My New JOB...Kaya po ako nawala ng ilang araw, nagbago na po ako ng trabaho sa ngayon. Mahigpit ang pangangailangan eh.KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-3359444288242278702009-03-25T19:27:00.000-07:002009-03-25T19:29:16.379-07:002009-03-25T19:29:16.379-07:00<summary> KLITORIKAISDEAD... </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://klitorika.blogspot.com/feeds/335944428824227870/comments/default" title="Magpaskil ng mga Puna" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11891443&postID=335944428824227870&isPopup=true" title="5 Mga Puna" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11891443/posts/default/335944428824227870?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11891443/posts/default/335944428824227870?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://klitorika.blogspot.com/2009/03/klitorika-is-dead.html" title="" /><author><name>KLITORIKA</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974</uri><email>iamklitorika@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name="OpenSocialUserId" value="07892692198270171357" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">5</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/"DUYAQ3w4fip7ImA9WxVUE0U.""><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-574698254272195382</id><published>2009-03-18T07:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T07:39:02.236-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-03-18T07:39:02.236-07:00</app:edited><title>A Direct Action Against Global Warmingisang oras na pagtigil sa konsumo ng kuryente bunga ay ilang kilowatt hour na bawas sa konsumo niyo sa kuryente dulot ay simbolikong pagtulong sa kampanya kontra global warming...nararamdaman mo na ba ang init...ang kakaibang lamig...sumuporta na...KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-23623553279850651732009-03-18T00:46:00.000-07:002009-03-18T01:13:37.805-07:002009-03-18T01:13:37.805-07:00Ten Challenges of a Liberated Woman The mission of the EnlightenNext women is to pioneer a new stage of human culture through transforming themselves and their relationships. For culture to change, the core dynamics that define who we are and how we relate need to evolve. While women and men have become social equals by law, we are all still deeply conditioned by ancient survival patterns in which women are subordinate and competeKLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-85786076824339045112009-03-17T03:53:00.000-07:002009-03-17T04:58:46.137-07:002009-03-17T04:58:46.137-07:00Samadhi's WorkBilang ina eh proud naman ako sa anak ko na halatang nahilig ata sa pagdrawing, napansin ko ang hilig na to ng anak ko since 2 years old siya. At natuwa naman ako dahil medyo nag-improved naman ang talento niya sa pagsasayang ng bond paper, crayola, ballpen o lapis.Six years old na siya ngayon at ito nga halos maloka nanaman ako sa pagliligpit ng mga papel na may drawing niya lahat nalang ng KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11891443.post-59567465889908786042009-03-08T04:43:00.000-07:002009-03-08T04:48:33.541-07:002009-03-08T04:48:33.541-07:00Enroll Now!KLITORIKAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071552577886029974iamklitorika@gmail.com1