Knob at night

New knobhead

2008-05-15T22:43:00.000-07:00

The Pope is a knob, aint he? The Pope dont' like bum-jobs does he? He don't like little gay-fellas does he? He don't like condoms stuck on top. He'd rather you don't and get an infection up your knob, than dress it up in a rubber-hood. He don't like science to cure people if it's bad for moral he sais. All of this and more, a new knob-head makes him, I'm sure.

Look at his shining armour. Look at his gleaming smile. But on the inside - knob, knob, knob...

Gotta work on me rhymes a bit, I know.

First Knobhead spotted

2008-04-07T08:48:00.000-07:00

Today I stumbled upon a regular Knight-knob. None less than Mother Theresa. She's even more than a Knight-knob, she's a Semi-Saint Knob! She won tha' prize or whatteva', but have a look at any of the links here, and you'll realize that she's a bit of a Knob-head. The proof, if you are not convinced by the links, is presented in the picture to the right. So, in short, she loved to surround herself with suffering people, right? Since she thought that their pain would bring 'er closer to Heaven. Loads of blokes could've been saved, but were just left do die, lying there, on their little beds. Brings med down just thinkin' about it. Yep, she deserves the title!

From buildning to buildning...

2008-04-04T09:20:00.001-07:00

...how do you analyze the following. Put it in perspective - talking about the stress of the modern man. What is the purpose of life really?

"They go from building to building, just building."

~ K. Pilkington On builders.

No Knob-Knight spotted today either. You spotted any? Thinking about wether the Higgs-boson will be found in a couple of weeks, when CERN starts up or not. Guess they need to tune some. Perhaps later this fall we'll know. I wonder what Karl thinks of that. Would he be impressed by the discovery of the particle responsible for the massiveness of his own perfectly round head? Or is there no point?

Original photograph found in this article from the telegraph

First entry - first quote. Not the best version?

2008-04-03T13:27:00.000-07:00

Well, starting off with todays quote from the K-man:

"You won't get anything done by planning"

I have to admit that this blog or whatev'a you wanna call it has not been, is not, and will never be planned really.
Not sure if I spotted any knobs today. Not a Knightknob anyway. I did find a version of the smash-hit I could eat a knob at night, though. It's the best audio version that I've heard so far, but the video sucks! You seen any betta'?

What's the point you might ask? There's no point!

The following version from google video has better audio quality, and of course, it features Karl, Karl Pilkington that is.