Koala Ninja

Fearing the Marauding Ninja Koalas

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Tue, 17 May 2011 22:01:55 PDT

A Mr. Southern (who shares part of my first name) just wrote a blog piece on a supposed earthquake prophecy of the fall of Rome. This gent claims that marauding ninja koalas are similar to predictions of a coming apocalypse: It really makes me wonder though why people are always looking for things to fear. As if there aren’t already legitimate, real-world threats right in front of us. No, we

The Importance of Trees to Koalas

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:03:06 PST

I know that I occasionally mention trees but really I *love* trees very much. Especially my "home tree."From a class project website:Koalas live in societies, just like people. Each Koala has their own territory, made up of a number of ‘home range trees’ and ‘food trees’. The Koala spends most of its’ life in the trees. For safety, it comes to the ground only to move from one tree to another.

Searching for Koalas on Google

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:49:49 PST

As a Koala, I need to keep the pulse on what human think of us. Luckily, Google allows us to see the most common search queries starting with "why are koalas..."Here are the Top 10 results:1) Why Are Koalas Endangered2) Why Are Koalas Becoming Extinct3) Why Are Koalas Important (Pshaw! Does one need to ask? It's because we're so cute.)4) Why Are Koalas Not Bears5) Why Are Koalas Threatened6) Why

Why Are Koalas So Cute? Eucalyptus & Evolution, Baby

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:27:21 PST

From Wired Magazine:Modern koalas are known for their cuteness, nearly exclusive eucalyptus-leaf diet, and the unexpectedly weird noises they make.By studying the skulls of koala predecessors that lived five to 24 million years ago in the Miocene, an Australian team argues that evolution reshaped the animals faces to enable them to eat the tough leaves while maintaining their specialized

Sick as a Koala

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:34:57 PST

Remember to love your koalas properly, otherwise they may end up in the E.R.

Cute Overload

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:46:41 PST

Koala, the Thinker. HT: L. Ekkizogloy

Things a Koala Would Say

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:29:52 PST

From McSweeney's a somewhat comprehensive list of Koala sayings:Eating leaves is fun!Climbing trees is fun!No, you're the cutest ever.Love me!Camus is boring. I find Karl Jaspers's philosophy much more enlightening.I would add: I love bacon!Where's my tree?!More on their website...What would you say if you were a koala?

Give me a Gold Standard Koala

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:40:00 PST

The Perth Mint is joining the Koala-Bandwagon and is starting to mint "cuddly" koala gold and silver bullion. What a great way to preserve your wealth from the attack of inflation!Fight inflation and purchase some Koala-coins.The proof 1/10 ounce gold coins are currently priced at:$188.64 (AUS)$183.51 (US)The proof 1/25 ounce coins have a price of:$97.73 (AUS)$95.07 (US)The new series silver coin

What happens when you tickle me

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:56:18 PDT

Test Tube Koalas

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:55:57 PDT

Answer to how you can grow your own koalas at home if you aren't a koala.

Koala Cupcakes

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:19:37 PDT

You know what Monday means? Koala Cupcakes. I know you're totally craving them after seeing this picture. They look pretty healthy for a cupcake, with walnut ears and shredded coconut for my fur! HT: Peggy Tierney for sending the photo to me.

How to make dating more ninja friendly?

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 12:11:01 PDT

This koala has been exhausted and disenchanted by the dating scene. As pictured above, I am resigning from the various dating sites for Koala -- such as OKKoala, and Matchkoala and instead purchasing a stuffed koala for cuddling purposes. Question in my head today: How can one make dating more like a "game" but not in the PUA style where the end goal is to get laid, but instead just to have some

Injured :(

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:29:36 PDT

From the FuckYeahAnimalsWithCasts Blog.Filed Under: Blogs for EverythingHT: Ben Parizek

Trying out Zemanta

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:03:58 PDT

Image by indieink via FlickrI heard of a new tool for adding content to blogs, emails and other social media.By typing in my blog:koala ninjacuteI found the following picture on Flickr and was able to insert it into my blog automatically.

Introducing Koala Ninja Series

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:50:01 PDT

Tom Vrab seems to be producing a series of videos called "Koala Ninja." Check it out and subscribe to his feed. I'm interested in seeing a portrayal of myself on the "little little screen."Koala Ninja

Is this why I'm on the TSA "No Fly List?"

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:31:31 PST

A friend sent me a link to a Yahoo Answer to the question on whether koalas are dangerous. HT: J. Orum.So, this explains why I can't get on a plane! Luckily, there is another solution -- sprouting wings:

I know kung fu, too!

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:13:32 PST

Hiiii-- yah!Photo from Flickr user stubeattie

Adopt a Koala

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:25:24 PST

The LA Times is reporting that you can adopt one of my sick or injured brethren for Christmas. Wow, think of it -- your very own koala for $30/month. You can help it along its training to become a koala ninja. Act now and adopt today.This koala is waiting... HT: M. Ettensohn for this article.

Me, for sale?

noreply@blogger.com (Justine Lam) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:00:08 PST

I've just been informed that Kody Koala is looking to make a quick buck off of "Koala Ninja."I don't think the toy looks exactly like me, but it's a pretty good try.