tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91212546076509743322024-11-01T04:09:31.476-07:00EATING, NAPPING, SAVING THE DAY, EATING, NAPPING, ETC.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9121254607650974332.post-81331514900825782942011-05-17T21:57:00.000-07:002011-05-17T22:01:55.486-07:00

A Mr. Southern (who shares part of my first name) just wrote a blog piece on a supposed earthquake prophecy of the fall of Rome. This gent claims that marauding ninja koalas are similar to predictions of a coming apocalypse:  It really makes me wonder though why people are always looking for things to fear. As if there aren’t already legitimate, real-world threats right in front of us. No,

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I know that I occasionally mention trees but really I *love* trees very much. Especially my "home tree."From a class project website:Koalas live in societies, just like people. Each Koala has their own territory, made up of a number of ‘home range trees’ and ‘food trees’. The Koala spends most of its’ life in the trees. For safety, it comes to the ground only to move from one tree to another.

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As a Koala, I need to keep the pulse on what human think of us. Luckily, Google allows us to see the most common search queries starting with "why are koalas..."Here are the Top 10 results:1) Why Are Koalas Endangered2) Why Are Koalas Becoming Extinct3) Why Are Koalas Important (Pshaw! Does one need to ask? It's because we're so cute.)4) Why Are Koalas Not Bears5) Why Are Koalas Threatened6) Why

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From Wired Magazine:Modern koalas are known for their cuteness, nearly exclusive eucalyptus-leaf diet, and the unexpectedly weird noises they make.By studying the skulls of koala predecessors that lived five to 24 million years ago in the Miocene, an Australian team argues that evolution reshaped the animals faces to enable them to eat the tough leaves while maintaining their specialized

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Remember to love your koalas properly, otherwise they may end up in the E.R.

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Koala, the Thinker. HT: L. Ekkizogloy

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From McSweeney's a somewhat comprehensive list of Koala sayings:Eating leaves is fun!Climbing trees is fun!No, you're the cutest ever.Love me!Camus is boring. I find Karl Jaspers's philosophy much more enlightening.I would add: I love bacon!Where's my tree?!More on their website...What would you say if you were a koala?

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The Perth Mint is joining the Koala-Bandwagon and is starting to mint "cuddly" koala gold and silver bullion. What a great way to preserve your wealth from the attack of inflation!Fight inflation and purchase some Koala-coins.The proof 1/10 ounce gold coins are currently priced at:$188.64 (AUS)$183.51 (US)The proof 1/25 ounce coins have a price of:$97.73 (AUS)$95.07 (US)The new series silver coin

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Answer to how you can grow your own koalas at home if you aren't a koala.

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You know what Monday means? Koala Cupcakes. I know you're totally craving them after seeing this picture. They look pretty healthy for a cupcake, with walnut ears and shredded coconut for my fur! HT: Peggy Tierney for sending the photo to me.

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This koala has been exhausted and disenchanted by the dating scene. As pictured above, I am resigning from the various dating sites for Koala -- such as OKKoala, and Matchkoala and instead purchasing a stuffed koala for cuddling purposes. Question in my head today: How can one make dating more like a "game" but not in the PUA style where the end goal is to get laid, but instead just to have some

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From the FuckYeahAnimalsWithCasts Blog.Filed Under: Blogs for EverythingHT: Ben Parizek

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Image by indieink via FlickrI heard of a new tool for adding content to blogs, emails and other social media.By typing in my blog:koala ninjacuteI found the following picture on Flickr and was able to insert it into my blog automatically.

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Tom Vrab seems to be producing a series of videos called "Koala Ninja." Check it out and subscribe to his feed. I'm interested in seeing a portrayal of myself on the "little little screen."Koala Ninja

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A friend sent me a link to a Yahoo Answer to the question on whether koalas are dangerous. HT: J. Orum.So, this explains why I can't get on a plane! Luckily, there is another solution -- sprouting wings:

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Hiiii-- yah!Photo from Flickr user stubeattie

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The LA Times is reporting that you can adopt one of my sick or injured brethren for Christmas. Wow, think of it -- your very own koala for $30/month. You can help it along its training to become a koala ninja. Act now and adopt today.This koala is waiting... HT: M. Ettensohn for this article.

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I've just been informed that Kody Koala is looking to make a quick buck off of "Koala Ninja."I don't think the toy looks exactly like me, but it's a pretty good try.

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