Kolhok

Pick-up lines that won't work

2010-03-27T16:14:00.000-07:00

Desperate as you may be to get laid or just to flirt, never ever try these pick up lines. I can guarantee you that it won't work 99% of the time.

1. Could you spare me a buck? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

2. I am not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=69?

3. Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled or FERTILIZED?

5. Hey baby drop that zero and get with a hero. In other words, you better come with me.

6. I am new in town, could I have directions to your house.

7. "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"

8. If you were a pill I'd overdose.

9. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

10. You smell lets go take a shower.

11. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

12. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

13. If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.

14. "Can I have your autograph?" [Why?] "Well you are Miss India aren't you?"

15. Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team.

If you like getting slapped or getting kicked in the family jewels you can go ahead and try these pick up lines just for heck of it.

Design Your Own Blogger Template Using Blogger Template Designer

2010-03-18T01:11:00.000-07:00

Blogger has added a new feature called 'Blogger Template Designer' which lets you design your own blogger template. Customizing the layout and look of you blog has never been easier. The best part is that no first-hand knowledge of coding is required.

Try it Now

Go to http://draft.blogger.com/ to log in to Blogger in Draft. (If you’ve never been there before, Blogger in Draft is just like regular Blogger, except with new, in-development features like Blogger Template Designer.) Click on your blog’s “Layout” link to go to the Layout tab. The link to the Template Designer is at the end of the row of sub-tabs.

Fairy Tales Lessons(The Ugly Side)-Part II

2010-02-12T20:50:00.000-08:00

This is a sequel of the awful lessons that fairy tales,intentionally or unintentionally teaches kids:-)

6. Do not follow the road more traveled; you'll be abducted

READ: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

7. It's OK to sell your siblings; they'll come up with some way to get out

READ: THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF

8. Do not steal someone's food; you can get killed

READ: GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS

9. Good musicians abducts children

READ: THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN

10. If anyone tries to break into your house, murder them; as quickly as possible

READ: THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

Fairy Tales Lessons(The Ugly Side)-Part I

2010-02-08T03:41:00.000-08:00

Note: These lessons are based on some weak arguments. Mostly just an aimless ramblings :-)

1. Fall in love with a beast(read: ugly person); chances are they'll turn attractive

READ: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

2. Don't go with your dad on a camping trip; he'll probably abandon you

READ: HANSEL AND GRETEL

3. Do not worry about your looks; when you grow up you'll be beautiful

READ: THE UGLY DUCKLING

4. Your stepmother will hate you if you are attractive

READ: SNOW WHITE

5. It's OK to steal as long as it's from a person who looks different

READ: JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

Thought for the day

2010-02-06T00:26:00.000-08:00

Amount of time spent in college is inversely proportional to the size of social network, save any form of wireless interactions.

Here is what drove me to this. If by random chance I were to be eaten by a bear(I do talk walk in the woods out there and yes, there have been sightings in the area..hopefully they haven't mistaken me for a bear..), if it weren't for the fact that I had a roommate, it would take a minimum of 8-12 days(not business days as they say in all those shipping orders) for anyone to figure out that I may actually be missing. Even the odds are they might think I have run away to Afghanistan or something.

Convert a Password Field to a Text Field

2010-02-05T03:59:00.000-08:00

How many time does it happen that you just can't get your password right because you can't see what's beneath those * or ●.

If it does happen to you, or even if it doesn't, you can change the password field of any webpage to a standard text field for easy editing, copying,etc! Just run the following line of Javascript code in you address bar, and try typing in the password!

javascript:(function(){var E=document.getElementsByTagName('input');for(var i=0;i<E.length;i++){if(E[i].getAttribute('type').toLowerCase() == 'password'){E[i].setAttribute('type','text');}}})()

PS: Don't worry, the code here will not mail your password to me, just in case you were wondering! I guarantee it!:-)