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MyBrute

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:14:00 +0000

Come get some! (and other Army of the Dead references)

http://kooshmoose.mybrute.com/

I need to learn Vim

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:34:00 +0000

Today I stripped out lines not containing a certain string, removed all text but the codes I cared about from every line, sorted the remaining lines while removing duplicate lines and it only took 3 commands.

In short, I need to learn Vim.

8-bit Holiday Cheer

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:13:00 +0000

Love 8-bit NES-style music? Love Christmas tunes? Well, in another Reese's moment, you just got your 8-bit in my holiday cheer.

Just in time for Christmas, it’s the full version of 8-Bit Jesus: Classic Christmas Songs in the Style of Classic NES Games. This full release contains 18 tracks total, including improved variations of a few of the original nine!

[DoctorOctoroc.com]

Selling 32GB 1G iTouch

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:53:00 +0000

Anyone looking to pick up a slightly dropped 32 GB 1st generation iTouch? I'm going to post it on eBay if no one's interested.

Go Ravens!

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:58:00 +0000

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Ever have one of those days...

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:57:00 +0000

... where after talking to a friend at lunch you go back and listen to the first album your band ever recorded and you think, "I'd sure like to get the band back together!"?

Yeah, me too.

Star Trek

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:29:00 +0000

Wasn't that excited about this until I saw the 2nd trailer!
http://ping.fm/pFJKi

Outlook 2007 Search and RDS Ctrl-Alt-End

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:00:00 +0000

I don't know why this is so hard for me to remember, but maybe blogging about it will help.

Searching a date range in Outlook 2007 can be accomplished with the following syntax:
received d:(>=08/01/2008) received:(<=08/31/2008)

Sending a ctrl-alt-delete key combination to the machine you are remoting into is accomplished by pressing ctrl-alt-end.

Quiz me later!

Vista WS4 Bug

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:06:00 +0000

I ran into a bug in Vista this weekend. This is really the first major bug I've seen (if you don't count the EXTREME slowness in IE 8b with the Google toolbar loaded) and after hours of troubleshooting I was tempted to go buy another license of XP. The problem was only cropping up when I tried to create a folder, move a file or delete a file. Only. In any of those instances, the Explorer window involved would hang. The file operation would complete, but the prompt or window would stay unusable. If I killed the Explorer process and ran a new instance, then the computer ran just fine until the next rename, move or delete. Then I'd have to kill Explorer and kick off a new process. In short...this really stunk up a weekend where I had several hours of development that needed to be done.

I spent several hours revering to various restore points, but the problem always remained. It wasn't until early this morning that I found a forum post that indicated that Window Search might be the problem. In the case of the forum poster it was an upgrade that solved his problem. For me, I downgraded by uninstalling Windows Search 4. My initial test delete worked like a champ so I went to bed. I really hope that fixed the problem and I can get back to work this evening.

SQL: Replace strings for TEXT datatype

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:28:00 +0000

There might be a simpler way to do a replace of all occurences of a string in a SQL TEXT field, but this is the solution I came up with way back when. I needed it again tonight so I figured I might as well pin it to the interwebs.

-- UPDATE [TableToUpdate]
-- SET  [Column] = cast(replace(cast([Column] as varchar(max)),'[StringToReplace]','[ReplacementText]') as text)
-- WHERE [Column] like '%[StringToReplace]%'

Google Chrome

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:18:00 +0000

Downloading and installing Google's new web browser, Chrome.

http://www.google.com/chrome/

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:08:00 +0000

Prius crisis averted. It's too much money and the Element looks brand new (to me) again after a weekend of cleaning.

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:13:00 +0000

I need an intervention, otherwise I might start payments on a Prius this weekend...

The New Doh!lar

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:05:00 +0000

Wouldn't it be cool if our money looked like this? When your currency looks this cool and can be modded in such a way, it's just all the more reason to support the switch to the Euro...
http://ping.fm/346rX

Fast Food Internet

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:33:00 +0000

Sitting in McD's doing client work instead of blinding people on the beach with my no-tan tan. Doh!!!

And now the explanation:

Well, long story very short (edited: not really)... I was waiting approval for a change on Friday, but it didn't come until after we were already on the road to OC. So... we were looking for open wireless connections on the way over but the lag on the iPhone's wireless selection screen was a bit too much for the speed I was driving. It was already after midnight by the time we arrived and my client's contract with another company bound them to posting content by midnight on the West coast.

So, I had to buy the wireless that OC provided to the condo and it was absolutely terrible. I actually had to leave the condo and sit on the front steps at 1:30 AM all the while watching my ever-draining battery indicator slip down to below 30%. My connection was so bad that I wasn't able to fully test the work on the production server before the laptop died and I had to crash.

The next morning I got up early and went in search of a better internet connection near an outlet and the waiter from breakfast said that McDonald's internet was the best on the 100+ side of OC. From my experience, I'd have to say he was correct. Also, since my client asked me to post a 20+ MB quicktime file to their homepage and I wasn't able to test the site under so poor conditions that I realized I needed to looking into some sort of streaming host. After a little research I discovered that for $30+ I could use QuickTime Pro to create a reference movie that allows QuickTime players to begin playing without having to download the entire .mov file. That's pretty much the definition of streaming. Another bonus of purchasing QTP was that I could finally resize the movie to make it fit on their home page properly.

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:01:00 +0000

Ping.fm is now pwning my blogs. We're officially one step closer to SkyNet.

My MySQL Experience

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:55:00 +0000

I've been doing a bit of development with MySQL for a client and I've had to do a bit of work under the hood since the original developer had made quite a mess of the database. One of the biggest issues/roadblocks I had to deal with was the fact that two database were using two different collations and were therefore not available for table joins. Not only that, but they were duplicating effort of managing two sets of records between the two databases. One table contained an important id value while the other didn't.

I don't have time now, but I will blog the solution that I had to implement in order to configure both databases (and their columns) to use the same collation. Perhaps someone who manages to find that post can direct me towards a better solution in the future as the one I came up with is slightly less than ideal due to the need to manually run each MySQL MODIFY statement. I know that there is a better solution.

Episodic Strongbad on Wii

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:29:00 +0000

Seems that the Brother's Chap are throwing their hat into the episodic gaming ring on the Wii and with the backing of Telltale Games (Sam & Max), it seems like a perfect match to me (rhyming was unintentional)!

"Telltale has been rejecting my ideas for green text adventures for years," laments thousandaire gadabout Strong Bad, "but we finally reached a compromise with this puffy 3D point-and-click-em-up adventure. They claim all the coding was done with green text, so I guess that's pretty cool."

[Telltale Games Press Release]

Chefography

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:20:00 +0000

Combining my love of documentaries with my love of Food Network chefs...I present to you, Chefography. Gin and I watched the Julia Child episode last night and found it completely enthralling. I can't wait for the episode on Duff.

Rosabelle Claire Smith

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:47:00 +0000

Rosabelle Claire, my 2nd niece, was born at 11:08 p.m., on the Twenty-Seventh Day of January, the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eight.

Height: 21.0 inches
Weight: seven pounds, 14 ounces

Can't wait to see her tonight!

Getting the Best Out of Your Starbucks Gingerbread Latte by Dari Fitzgerald

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:12:00 +0000

A few years back I had the chance to read a little narrative that our friend, Dari, dreamt up. I could find no trace of it's existence, but he was good enough to resurrect it. Here is his introduction and, finally, his revised guide to Getting the Best Out of Your Starbucks Gingerbread Latte. I suggest that you read it over a steaming cup of gingerbread latte.

A number of years ago I wrote a certain instructional guide. Had this guide not been lost to the ether it might have become a holiday classic. I've decided to resurrect that missive. Feel free to send this to anyone you think would benefit. Let's begin.

Getting the Best Out of Your Starbucks Gingerbread Latte

Upon entering your local Starbucks, stride purposefully to the counter to place your order. You want a Gingerbread Latte, and you shall not be denied. Whether that latte be venti, decaf, or skim be sure to project your order with certainty and pride. Let all the other customers know what you are about to do. They will admire you.

You've made your order. Now move on to the most important step. Choosing the Gingerbread man for your latte. Do not let the barista choose for you! On this point I cannot be too firm! While your local barista is a professional, this is a personal decision that you will have to live with for the next half hour or so.

Ask to see the cage.

You will find now that some Starbucks differ. One cafe will keep the cage in the back, out of sight of the more delicate customers. The bold cafe will have theirs out in plain view. No matter the location of the cage you'll want to take your time. If need be, get down on the same level as the gingerbread men. You should be close enough to detect their wistful mix of musk and spices.

When you first approach the enclosure a few of the occupants may rush forth, some even reaching for you through the bars. Be cautious, these are the toughest little guys in the joint. But, you don't want one of them. A few weeks of constant jockeying for pack status have left them balancing on a knife-edge of adrenaline and fear. Their hardscrabble existence has left them tough and stringy. There's not enough sugar behind the bar to mask their sour sweat. If you were to specify one for your drink, his bits would settle to the bottom of your cup, only to rush you en masse during your last sip.

Let's keep looking.

Peering further into the back of the cage you're likely to find a few meek souls pressed into the corner. Some may even be standing together swaying slightly, staring blankly back at you. These individuals are to be avoided as much as their boisterous brethren. These sad specimens will often exhibit a uniformly unkempt appearance. Tarnished or missing buttons are not unusual for this crowd. Look too for cracked icing, and in extreme cases, missing limbs. These timid fellows, with their lack of vitality and meek constitutions, have become soft and stale. Selecting any one of these perennial losers will leave you with a steaming mug of vaguely sweet sludge.

Now that you've excluded the undesirables, turn your attention to the balance of the enclosure's occupants. You're looking for a Gingerbread man who is neither meek nor aggressive. There he is! See how he looks happy to see you? Yet his sense of decorum and personal shyness keep him just out of reach. In the mid-depth shadows of the cage his buttons catch the light and flash a welcome as he coyly regards you with a twinkle in his eye.

You've found your man.

Point him out to the barista, and watch to ensure that it is indeed your prize that is plucked from amidst the chocolate shavings.

Now it's time to harden your heart. Remain steadfast in your resolve as the barista moves to prepare your wee man. Turn a deaf ear to his high-pitched entreaties. You may want to take this time to step back from the bar. Maybe you'd like to peruse the cafe's other merchandise. Chat with friends. Catch up on your voicemail. Or maybe you're made of sterner stuff and his plaintive cries find no purchase in your heart. Do not be concerned, it is nature's way. Listen for the muffled crack. Let the soothing whir of preparation buff your anticipation.

The barista calls your order.

Take a sip. Careful, it's hot! If you've chosen wisely - and I know you have - a hearty wave of gingerbread will roll across your tongue, bathing you in the warmth of the holiday season.

Enjoy your latte.

Coming Soon: Online Comic Archives

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:59:00 +0000

Update: http://marvel.com/digitalcomics/ is still slammed. Perhaps one of the reasons is that it's using MySQL for the database? Seriously, Marvel. MySQL? Don't you have enough money to pay for MSSQL or Oracle? Don't you think you're going to need it?

I just read this CNN article today and it's pretty exciting and finally targets my demographic of comic fan, but not comic fanboy. All I want to do is be able to read all of the issues of a comic without having to own them and it seems that will soon be possible...and legal.

The publisher is hoping fans will be intrigued enough about the origins of those characters to shell out $9.99 a month, or $4.99 monthly with a year-long commitment. For that price, they'll be able to poke through, say, the first 100 issues of Stan Lee's 1963 creation "Amazing Spider-Man" at their leisure, along with more recent titles like "House of M" and "Young Avengers." Comics can be viewed in several different formats, including frame-by-frame navigation.

...

Though most comic fans are collectors, some simply want to catch up on the backstory of their favorite characters and would no longer have to pay top dollar to do so.

And of course, now that this news has been posted, Marvel's site is down (by kooshmoose traffic, no doubt).

GMail UI 2.0 and Firebug

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:05:00 +0000

One of my gmail accounts has been upgraded to a newer version of their UI. When the page loaded up I saw a new message like the one below which linked out to a support page:

I think it says something that the Google UI team detected Firebug (a Firefox plugin that is extremely useful for web developers) and made a special effort to notify their web developer users on how to optimize the new GMail experience.

Copying Directory Structure But Not Files

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:42:00 +0000

Just filing this under the interesting tidbits that I know I should remember how to do, but always forget how easy it is...

From a Windows command prompt type:

xcopy /T /E "c:\directory to copy" "c:\location to copy to"

If you don't want empty subdirectories, then omit the /E.

If you want to copy all files, the substitute /S for /T and the same rules apply for the /E.

Expresso 3.0

noreply@blogger.com (Kooshmoose) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:00:00 +0000

"Softly, Softly Catchee Monkey."
I did a manual check today and discovered that Expresso 3.0 (Regular Expression Development Tool) was released on July 29th, 2007. Why they didn't just add a "Check for Updates" link under the help menu still escapes me...