Krappy Cartoons

Another Crappy Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:55:00 +0000

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than Aunt Margaret's fruitcake!
Unlike the fruitcake, however, you probably wouldn't want to burn this "log" in the fireplace.
If I get enough votes for this one, we'll make it available as a greeting card for Christmas 2010.

Now, there's something to look forward to!

Krappy Kalendar for 2010

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:20:00 +0000

Just in time for surprising that "tough person to find just the right gift for" on your list; The stunning "2010 Another Krappy Year," Wall Calendar.
Keeping track of important dates on your calendar is easy when you can view 12 months of inspiring images that will delight the crap out of you. Our high-quality calendar adds impact to any room.
Especially when guests are less than prepared for some Turd World humor!

Each page measures 11" x 8.5"
Measures 11" x 17" when hung on wall
Full bleed dynamic color
100 lb cover weight high gloss paper (way thicker than toilet paper), wire-o bound

Krappy Thanksgiving Gifts

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:06:00 +0000

Just in time for the Thanksgiving season, our two lovable turds pay tribute to one this holiday's most twisted dinner recipes (none of the relatives' bizarre uses of Jello were in the running).
Of course, this crappy design is available on our line of really Krappy shirts, cards, mugs, etc. at www.KrappyGifts.com

Your Crappy Halloween T-Shirt

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:56:00 +0000

Need a quick, cheap Halloween costume? Yet you need something almost guaranteed to gross out girls and your parents?

Have we got a Krappy T-shirt for you (or if you prefer, sweatshirts, golf shirts... whatever. Just ask us, we'll make you one).

When you care enough to give a crap!™
www.KrappyProducts.com

Ex(lax)pedia Travel Site

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:55:00 +0000

Pack your bags 'cause our little Turd Buddies are preparing for a whirlwind tour.

One of our popular cartoons for the travel buff and available on shirts, sweats, cups, magnets, etc.

If you would like it on an item not featured ... just ask; we'll make it available.

Because there's a lot more crap where this came from!

It's Crappy Hour Somewhere

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:35:00 +0000

Just another reminder to look on the bright side.
Yet, believe it or not, people continue to buy this Crappy Clock from our Krappy Store!
"When you care enough to give a crap!"

The Luck O'The Irish

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:08:00 +0000

I apologize to all the devoted fans of these Krappy Kartoons for how long I have been away from uploading (dumping) more of these stinkers for you.

But, just in time for St. Patty's Day, here's some Lucky Charms for y'all.

As usual if there are any of these 'toons that you want on a specific piece of merch (i.e. coffee mug, T-shirt, BBQ apron) just let me know and we'll make it available in our Krappy Gifts online store.

Quackin' Me Up

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:45:00 +0000

Caribou Barbie (a term originated by Stephanie Miller) keeps feeding the HaHa Factory's Chipper/Shredder.

Midas had the golden touch, Palin's got the "pull my finger, fart joke touch." What's next; she shares her recipe for stuffing deep fried bald eagle up the butt of your Thanksgiving Turkey?

Anyhoo, back when I was a young freelance copywriter I used to submit gags to American Greeting Cards for their line of "irreverent humor" cards.

Here's one of the many they rejected.

Plumbing New Depths

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:16:00 +0000

Humorists are nearly out of breath as their keyboard WPM is being maxed, trying to keep up with all the hilarious fodder being shoveled into the HaHa Factory by the McPain Campaign.

Now, Grandpa and his hillbilly niece have created a monster: Joe the Plumber. He's like a Frankenstein made in the likeness of Mr. Clean.

So Joe, who doesn't like to pay taxes but just hired an agent (who gets 15% off the top and also handles Grand Funk Railroad and Eddy Money) is talking about doing a country music album.

Wow. Check out the pipes on Joe.

Think he'll give us a "crack" at doing his album cover art?

Campaign Crap

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:27:00 +0000

Last chance to get in on some real Campaign '08 Crap. Would've had this up and running earlier but it's hard to keep up with the tons of BS generated by Campaign McCain!

How would we have ever guessed that a fake plumber guy would become a centerpiece of the presidential campaign?

And we heard a rather long discussion on a radio interview about exactly how Colin Powell prefers his first name pronounced ... and it is as spelled in our Krappy Kartoon.

Clicking on the Kartoon will link to our online T-Shirt and other Krappy Gifts.

Those Darn Pooperazzi!

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:47:00 +0000

With paparazzi so much in the news we were destined to crap on 'em, too.

Trivia: the word "paparazzi" comes from a character in a Fellini flick.

Remember, whether you're stalking a celeb with your camera or being stalked, be sure you dress like crap with fine KrappyWear from www.KrappyGifts.com.

When you care enough to give a crap.

Who Reads the Paper Anymore?

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:05:00 +0000

After a long delay, we're back at the Krap Factory squeezin' out some fresh ones for y'all.
Don't forget, when you care enough to give a crap, you'll find the perfect gifts at: www.KrappyGifts.com

Language Use – A George Carlin Memorial Post

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:28:00 +0000

All you heard the snewscasters talk about was "the seven words," when they were eulogizing George Carlin.

I fondly remember his whole routine on the use of the word "shit" in our culture. He would have you picture the images conjured by such popular phrases as, "Shit faced." Ewwwwwww.

For all I know George's shit bit may be the original inspiration behind the Krappy Kartoons.

Thanks, for all your funny shit, man!

What Can Brown Do For You?

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:19:00 +0000

We've started an email campaign to get UPS to sponsor our Krappy Log Blog. It fits so well with their new campaign theme, "What Can Brown Do For You?"

So please send UPS an email and tell them you found something online that they really need to sponsor.

Need the perfect gift for your favorite UPS driver? Let us know what kind of item (t-shirt, cup, poster, etc.) and we'll add it to our online gift shop.

Big Brown Takes A Dump

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Triple Crown my ass! The favorite comes in dead last. UPS is lucky Big Brown didn't have a big UPS logo on his butt... or did he?

As usual, if you know a horse race fan and wanna give 'em some shit about the race, just let me know what type of krap you'd like to have this swell cartoon appear on!

Does Your Dad or Grad Like PC, Mac or IBM?

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Thu, 22 May 2008 19:27:00 +0000

Here's the perfect gift idea for your favorite Dad or Grad with a scatological sense of humor. Whether they're a PC or Mac lover, they'll dig this shit.

You can post comments on your preferences; t-shirts, clocks, mugs, posters, gift cards... whatever.

I'll respond by creating those products in our online store: www.KrappyGifts.com

The Krap is Back!

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:11:00 +0000

Apologies to my fans for lack of posts the past month. Busy schedule and a several computer disasters kept Krap from flying.

Speaking of fans, here's your load of weekly Krap.

Some Spiritual Krap for Sunday

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:43:00 +0000

OK, Seekers, it's time for your weekly load of inspiration. Shit happens... but wallowing in it is messy and stinky!

So get a handy 10-pack of these moving Krappy Kards and you'll be ready to send an enlightening message to a friend in need.

They'll either think it's funnier than shit or never speak to you again.

FYI: in an unscientific survey guys totally "crack up," women (but not all of 'em) just go, "Ewwww," and run away.

We're Number 2 ... Your Daily Load of Krap

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:13:00 +0000

Here's the shirt design to wear the next time you go to see your favorite team that almost wins.

It's Krappy Hour Somewhere

noreply@blogger.com (Krappy Kliff) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:26:00 +0000

Welcome to the Turd World Adventures of a couple of hapless shitheads trapped in a porcelain universe.

I've been surprised by how many Krappy Kalendars, Shirts, Mugs, Postcards, Posters and Tote Bags we've sold. Even a dozen or so of our "It's Krappy Hour Somewhere" wall clocks.

Looks like there's lots of people with a really Krappy sense of humor out there!

If you want to see all of the Krap we have for sale, just flush the toilet, or click this link, and you'll be seein' some shit!