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My Encounter With Bigfoot By Karl Childers

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 04:32:00 +0000

"Some folks call it a sling blade, I reckon I call it a Kaiser blade. Good for slicin' up bisquits and French fried 'taters." One time I's prowling in the wilderness, wandering about, kindly got lost and so weak and hungry I couldn't go. When it begin to get cool, I found a big cave and...

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Raptor Santa Nearly Ruins Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 04:21:00 +0000

Sun. Jan. 01, 2012 Minneapolis, MN. (Krapsody) - The seasonal experience of children sitting on Santa's lap and reading him their wishlist is a time-honored tradition, and a delight for young and old. But some things that we experience in our youth will be cherished forever, and some things...

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Political Suess

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 05:22:00 +0000

What if life in Washington were like a Dr. Seuss book? Don't you wonder what that might be like? I know I do. It's not as far-fetched as you might think. Yertle the Turtle thinks he is the king of the pond. He brags that he is the biggest, the fastest, and the strongest. All was well until he...

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Goldman Sachs Joins Occupy Wall Street

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 04:01:00 +0000

In this hilarious parody Goldman Sachs CEO and Chairman Lloyd Blankfein joins the Occupy Wall Street movement and surprisingly he doesn't get pepper sprayed. Some highlights: * 0:37 Sifting through his wallet, not-Blankenfein exclaims, "I plan to stay down here for as long as I can with what I...

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Scott Olsen Interview on YouTube Removed

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:08:00 +0000

Re: YouTube video - Scott Olsen Interview Due to the number of emails I have received I am addressing this publicly. Yesterday I posted an interview with Scott Olsen on YouTube with the intention of spreading news about his recovery and because I, like many, do not want his story to...

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Raid Kills Pests On Contact

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:24:00 +0000

Endorsed by Lt. John Pikes and Megyn Kellys everywhere.

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Middle-Aged Loser Laments Over Toe Story

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:52:00 +0000

Kickapoo, IL – In this tale a cowboy toe is profoundly threatened and jealous when a fancy spaceman toe supplants him as top toe in an ordinary living room redecorating moment. 1) Cowboy toe pulls strings. 2) Heavy wooden door falls from sky flattening fancy spaceman toe for good. Remember, in...

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Herman Cain's Revised 999 Plan

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 02:25:00 +0000

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If You Want To Occupy, Occupy This

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:37:00 +0000

Occupy Wall Street has been gaining momentum since it was conceptualized, spreading globally to places as far away as Antarctica. Many occupiers have taken to the internet to air their grievances, and social networks like Facebook have provided an accessible place for protesters to gather together...

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Shat Happens at 20000 Feet

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:18:00 +0000

The top 5 rejected 'Nightmare at 20000 Feet' Twilight Zone clips starring William Shatner. Rejected 'Nightmare at 20000 Feet' Twilight Zone promotional photos starring William Shatner (more follows...) From Shat Happens From Shat Happens From Shat Happens From Shat...

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Asian Baby

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 15:23:00 +0000

Respect for the Asian Baby lulz: by BadLipReading More BadLipReading hilarity can be found here. Cheese fries next time. Remember to save a pretzel for the gas jets.

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CACA Needs Your Support In The Fight Against DWTS

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 20:26:00 +0000

Scientists and entertainers on ABC have JUST gotten out of hand. Their foul plans bring godlessness and corruption to everything they touch. They have defied Gawd's Holy Word and have committed the following abominations against Gawd and Man: made the earth round made monkeys unto our...

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Trolling Mark Zuckerberg on Google +

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 00:24:00 +0000

I have to admit nothing has been more fun on Google + than trolling douchebag trolls like Mark Zuckerberg. Apparently, I got his attention with these two comments - and he appears to be thin-skinned because not long after I started bagging on him he blocked me. LOL! Mission accomplished. Some...

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Cogito, Ergo Confundo - I Think, Therefore I am Confused

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 23:26:00 +0000

with Krapsody.com Reporter Dubious Monk Inside Tropical Storm Irene NEWSFLASH! Everything in New England shut down as Irene was downgraded from a hurricane to a tropical storm. As the storm was overhead, I scurried down to the hurricane barriers in Providence, RI to catch the action but...

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I Can't Get No

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:42:00 +0000

Sometimes you can't.... Get Satisfaction FAIL (click pic to enlarge) Want more background on this post? Click Here

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Don't Masturbate To This

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 04:11:00 +0000

Michele Bachmann is a favorite among social conservatives and supporters of the tea party movement which favors "low taxes" and "small government" - clever keywords which mean that if they hold the power you will still pay out the ass to BIG government and their corporate sponsorships. The...

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Obscure Moments in Pop Culture History IV

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 02:22:00 +0000

This is an improvement. Justin Bieber-Baby(Death Metal Version) Thanks to AndyRehfeldt for making me LMFAO.

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Obscure Moments in Pop Culture History III

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:15:00 +0000

Do you know what that is? I know some of you that are old enough to remember them will say it's a plain old typewriter. But you'd be wrong. It's an accordion, one of precious many used by accordion player extraordinaire, George Salvatore Liberace - twin brother of Mr. Showmanship himself, Liberace....

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Krapsody v. Casey Anthony

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:52:00 +0000

More---> Casey Anthony Abortion Clinic: It's Never Too Late. What Would Dexter Do? I'mma Let You Finish... eHarmony couple Casey And OJ spotted leaving courthouse in a white Ford Bronco: The Casey Anthony Doll...It's Casey's World, We Just Live In...

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Caption This Clown

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 16:30:00 +0000

"The morning after his nephew's party, Uncle Dale stumbled into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and discovered he was the victim of a drunk drawing incident." I anxiously await your witty captions and retorts in the comments section.

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5 Tips For Losing Weight Fast

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 04:27:00 +0000

Summer is finally here. And I have some handy tips compiled in a short list for losing that winter weight fast. Five to be exact - not ten or twenty - that is so 2005. At any rate, after months of being stored under the stairwell, I got out the bike, lubed it up, checked all the linkages. Gears...

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Weiner Means Winner in Warlock Speak

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Come now, your wiener is not that big. Thur. June 2, 2011 Weinerville, NY (Krapsody) - Rep. Anthony Weiner is in the hot seat this week over a sexually suggestive photo he allegedly sent to a 21-year old female student in Seattle who is one of his 54,000 followers on Twitter. Weiner has not...

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Why The Rapture Failed

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 27 May 2011 02:35:00 +0000

And lo, it came to pass that Macho Man Randy Savage did prevent the impending Rapture. Amen. Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident (5/20/2011 day before Rapture prediction) [Full Story] LINK via 4chan pwned by teh Atomic Elbow Drop!!1

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The Ruptured

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Tue, 24 May 2011 15:20:00 +0000

LINK Oh, cheer up Harold. We all make mistakes. It's not the end of the world. Further reading amusement: Harold Camping - "World will actually end in October"

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In Honor of National Vegetarian Week

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Tue, 24 May 2011 02:01:00 +0000

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