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Waldo Did It

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:39:00 +0000

The evidence against Waldo is overwhelming. The sneaky little bastard.

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Happy Easter or something like that

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:06:00 +0000

They say if you look into it's eyes long enough you can see hell.

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Extreme Nasal Hair

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:15:00 +0000

source: sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net via Static on Pinterest Wow...hey, dude, good news. Now your mustache has a mustache! I've always dreamt of what it would be like to have nose hairs long enough to braid and wear like a scarf when it's really cold outside. I wonder if those government...

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Mayan Death Toad Destroys World Today

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:18:00 +0000

Friday December 21, 2012 (Krapsody) — In case you didn't get the memo: The world is coming to an end! Over two thousand bazillion years ago the Mayans predicted a giant death toad was going to appear in the sky, it will eat the sun and rays will shoot out of it's eyes destroying the universe as we...

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What up with Sarah Palin's "Shuck n' Jive" comment?

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:21:00 +0000

Just days prior to Obama's reelection, Ms. Palin made a statement on her Facebook page with some offhand remark about Obama and her opinions about his handling of the Benghazi attack, referring to his administration's response as a "Shuck and Jive shtick." Her opponents have been wondering what she...

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Overly Attached Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 01:30:00 +0000

My ex is a bit psycho. They just can't understand why I don't like overprotective and clingy. based on Overly Attached Girlfriend @ Know Your Meme #BlasphemyDay p.s. it's satire. Want to do the world a service? Be tolerant, even of those that are intolerant of you and/or your beliefs....

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So What If It's An Empty Chair, It's Therapy

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 01:57:00 +0000

Eastwood is justifiably angry. Because he's old. After Clint Eastwood's appearance at the RNC to support Mitt Romney, his empty chair routine thrilled delegates but lost the rest of us. This peculiar performance has had critics doing cartwheels. I'm not quite sure why this was so shocking or...

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Next Time Just Shoot Yourself

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:12:00 +0000

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Drama Magnet

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 23:18:00 +0000

Just "LiLo" for a while, Lindsay. Please.

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I Understand, You Need Time To Move On

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Wed, 30 May 2012 22:42:00 +0000

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Gilligan Does It Again

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 02:47:00 +0000

It's a redneck's wet dream y'all! DERP!! LINK The guy giving hand signals must have shit himself somethin' fierce. I can just imagine the driver and the Hand Signal Guy giving each other looks while they are airborne... Driver: "What do I do, Haws?" Hand Signal Guy: "Bail,...

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Dance, Monkey, Dance!

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:15:00 +0000

So I was just driving down the road minding my own business when I heard a loud thump on the side of my truck. "What the hell??" I said out loud to myself. Thinking somebody's kid was trying to make a break for it across the street at the last second and had run head first into my truck (which...

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A Super Bowl Sneak Peek

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:06:00 +0000

So, what will you be doing during Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show?

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My Encounter With Bigfoot By Karl Childers

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 04:32:00 +0000

"Some folks call it a sling blade, I reckon I call it a Kaiser blade. Good for slicin' up bisquits and French fried 'taters." One time I's prowling in the wilderness, wandering about, kindly got lost and so weak and hungry I couldn't go. When it begin to get cool, I found a big cave and...

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Raptor Santa Nearly Ruins Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 04:21:00 +0000

Sun. Jan. 01, 2012 Minneapolis, MN. (Krapsody) - The seasonal experience of children sitting on Santa's lap and reading him their wishlist is a time-honored tradition, and a delight for young and old. But some things that we experience in our youth will be cherished forever, and some things...

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Political Suess

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 05:22:00 +0000

What if life in Washington were like a Dr. Seuss book? Don't you wonder what that might be like? I know I do. It's not as far-fetched as you might think. Yertle the Turtle thinks he is the king of the pond. He brags that he is the biggest, the fastest, and the strongest. All was well until he...

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Goldman Sachs Joins Occupy Wall Street

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 04:01:00 +0000

In this hilarious parody Goldman Sachs CEO and Chairman Lloyd Blankfein joins the Occupy Wall Street movement and surprisingly he doesn't get pepper sprayed. Some highlights: * 0:37 Sifting through his wallet, not-Blankenfein exclaims, "I plan to stay down here for as long as I can with what I...

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Scott Olsen Interview on YouTube Removed

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:08:00 +0000

Re: YouTube video - Scott Olsen Interview Due to the number of emails I have received I am addressing this publicly. Yesterday I posted an interview with Scott Olsen on YouTube with the intention of spreading news about his recovery and because I, like many, do not want his story to...

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Raid Kills Pests On Contact

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:24:00 +0000

Endorsed by Lt. John Pikes and Megyn Kellys everywhere.

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Middle-Aged Loser Laments Over Toe Story

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:52:00 +0000

Kickapoo, IL – In this tale a cowboy toe is profoundly threatened and jealous when a fancy spaceman toe supplants him as top toe in an ordinary living room redecorating moment. 1) Cowboy toe pulls strings. 2) Heavy wooden door falls from sky flattening fancy spaceman toe for good. Remember, in...

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Herman Cain's Revised 999 Plan

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 02:25:00 +0000

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If You Want To Occupy, Occupy This

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:37:00 +0000

Occupy Wall Street has been gaining momentum since it was conceptualized, spreading globally to places as far away as Antarctica. Many occupiers have taken to the internet to air their grievances, and social networks like Facebook have provided an accessible place for protesters to gather together...

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Shat Happens at 20000 Feet

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:18:00 +0000

The top 5 rejected 'Nightmare at 20000 Feet' Twilight Zone clips starring William Shatner. Rejected 'Nightmare at 20000 Feet' Twilight Zone promotional photos starring William Shatner (more follows...) From Shat Happens From Shat Happens From Shat Happens From Shat...

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Asian Baby

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 15:23:00 +0000

Respect for the Asian Baby lulz: by BadLipReading More BadLipReading hilarity can be found here. Cheese fries next time. Remember to save a pretzel for the gas jets.

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CACA Needs Your Support In The Fight Against DWTS

noreply@blogger.com (Static) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 20:26:00 +0000

Scientists and entertainers on ABC have JUST gotten out of hand. Their foul plans bring godlessness and corruption to everything they touch. They have defied Gawd's Holy Word and have committed the following abominations against Gawd and Man: made the earth round made monkeys unto our...

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