Kree Yoohoo: A Stargate Fancast

150 Birthright

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 04:20:48 +0000

Gooooooooooood gravy, did somebody accidentally film the first draft? Terrible. Other housekeeping including: ads on the feed, new Amazon series announcement.

149 Avenger 2.0

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Aug 2025 02:31:43 +0000

Funny man! Is funny! That is pretty much it.

Kevin Can Fuck Himself

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 10 May 2025 23:30:08 +0000

A quick review of a non-Stargate TV show :)

148 Space Race

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 08 May 2025 22:23:03 +0000

The return of Teal'c as MURRAY! One of my favourites of all time for the zany antics all over the place! Also, try the video game "FTL Faster Than Light"!

147 Enemy Mine

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 06 Mar 2025 00:38:29 +0000

Better than the film? Yes, because it is shorter! Introduction of Major Evan Lorne, first and only appearance of Michael Rooker, return of Alex Zahara and Patrick Currie in Unas suits. The whole gang is here. Except O'Neill and Carter who sit this one out. And Teal'c has fuck-all to do. So really, it's all on you, Daniel.

146 Lifeboat

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jan 2025 08:31:22 +0000

And the Oscar goes to...

145 Revisions

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Dec 2024 23:18:40 +0000

You definitely need to watch the TV show 'Night Visions' episode 'A View Through The Window' to understand why or how this episode of Stargate could have been better... DOME.

144 Orpheus

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 03 Aug 2024 23:05:36 +0000

Ask your doctor if Tretonin is right for you. Side effects may include Kek.

143 Fragile Balance

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Jul 2024 23:53:43 +0000

Oh my god, hilarity with Mini Me. This kid was amazing!

142 Homecoming

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 23 Jun 2024 04:07:04 +0000

This episode is for Jonas essentially what The Simpsons did for Poochie. "I have to go now; my planet needs me". But who cares? DANIEL JACKSON IS BACK!

141 Pop Quiz! Round two of Name That Episode

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Jun 2024 23:09:06 +0000

How well do you remember the title of each episode? Is any of this sinking in? Quickfire recall test! Play along at home at tell me your score kreeyoohoo@gmail.com

140 Fallen

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 02 Jun 2024 00:10:42 +0000

Naked man, gets clothes on, waltzes back in. STAR WARS: they've ripped it off, what, eight times? NINE. Nine times.

Amazing ep <3

139 BONUS: The Lowdown Pts 1&2

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 25 May 2024 22:41:57 +0000

It's the most wonderful time of the year. The behind-the-scenes special filled with happiness to round off season six and take us back into season seven.

138 Full Circle

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 24 Mar 2024 00:18:09 +0000

I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

137 Prophecy

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 05 Jan 2024 23:25:46 +0000

A camera-man's dream. Jonas gets mega screentime and mega plot in this last-ditch, plotty flick

136 Memento

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 21 Oct 2023 23:44:00 +0000

They went full Trek this week. Good times were had by all.

135 The Changeling

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 18 Oct 2023 22:39:46 +0000

The chonga ling. It's wonderful. The freshness of seeing new contexts for the characters. The reminiscence of characters past.

134 Forsaken

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 22 May 2023 00:55:57 +0000

Short and sweet. Flirty McFlirtface is at it again.

133 Disclosure

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 20 May 2023 06:42:20 +0000

A tipsy Andrew raves about one of his favourite episodes! And plays a snippet of his ukulele music.

132 Metamorphosis

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 13 May 2023 09:26:53 +0000

But where is the other SGC shift? Where are they? Where?

131 Paradise Lost

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 12 May 2023 09:41:58 +0000

Cabin fever sets in! A classic Stranded episode with Carter losing her cool.

130 Smoke and Mirrors

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 08 May 2023 00:18:08 +0000

Andrew is married now and back for a pod about the assassaination mystery. So whodunnit? Not Jack O'Neill, that's for sure - there's no way he would skip his fishing trip. #Kinsey2024

129 Sight Unseen

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Oct 2022 20:49:49 +0000

Fun, fun, Jonas fun! The bugs are spreading and the procedural mystery keeps proceeding. Farewell to Rick and Ro from the Open The Iris podcast!

128 Unnatural Selection

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Sep 2022 21:34:53 +0000

The bugs are back and now they look like people! Super Matrix and Terminator vibes going on here, and why does Samantha Carter have to always be the one to go gooey? #feminism

127 Prometheus

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 31 Aug 2022 22:20:25 +0000

AMERICA FUCK YEAH. Space ships profilgrate. Favourite guest stars abound. Col. Frank Simmons of the NID flies away.

126 Cure

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Aug 2022 02:00:35 +0000

YAAAAS QWEEN. Sadly, this episode ranks as one of the worst of all time at only four points.

125 Allegiance

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 25 Aug 2022 02:13:20 +0000

Fun alliance-building mystery theatre! There's been a MUUUUURDERRR!!! Whodunnit? It all devolves into a rip off of 'Predator', which is great! Andrew is very sick and croaky on today's pod.

124 The Other Guys

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 02 Aug 2022 01:25:09 +0000

Wowweeeee... it's a fun one. SG1 takes a back seat and brings the jokes. Felger and Coombs bring the plot.

123 Shadow Play

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Aug 2022 00:16:29 +0000

I'd say this episode was interesting.. but not fascinating. Some tying up loose ends from the Kelowna storylines, and Jonas meets his old mentor. I just realised Kelowna is a place in BC Canada where they filmed the show???

122 Abyss

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 24 Jul 2022 03:55:50 +0000

New points catergory is added (and applied retroactively to Meridian) for DANIEL JACKSON VISITING FROM THE ASCENDED PLANE!!!

121 Nightwalkers

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 05:33:52 +0000

Wormhole theory, motorcycles, and lockpicking.

120 Frozen

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 19 Jul 2022 01:12:02 +0000

Back in Antarctica! I get way down the wormhole trying to figure out which gate and DHD is which.... phew boy.

119 Descent

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Jul 2022 08:50:23 +0000

Jonas Quinn to the rescue in this underwater SPACE NINJA adventure!

118 Redemption Part Two

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 04:41:56 +0000

More of.. the stuff. Same stuff as last one. More.

117 Redemption Part One

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Jun 2022 03:56:23 +0000

NEW POINTS ARE ADDED because Jonas Quinn is here in SEASON SIX I LOOOOOOOOVE IIIIIIIITTTTTTTT #S64LYF #SokarGambit

116 BONUS: For All Mankind S1

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 04 May 2022 04:54:14 +0000

Andrew returns from a COVID-19 fatigue haze to rant and rave about the awesome alternate space history TV show For All Mankind! Wooo! We will get to Season 6 of Stargate SG-1 soooooooooon...

115 Revelations (and a note about my host deleting me!)

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Dec 2021 11:00:00 +0000

In a rush I got this final episode for the year out, final episode for season 5 too. Just in time for me to discover that my podcast is going to be deleted in 2022. NEVERMIND, like an evil Goa'uld, WE SHALL FIND A NEW HOST! and the podcast WILL continue. You shouldn't have to change your subscription. Cheers, Andrew.

114 Meridian

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Andrew finally says some cringy personal stuff in this tear jerker episode!!!

113 The Sentinel

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Another entry into the lowest of all time. Oof. Corners were cut on the production this week!

112 Menace

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Snooze...

111 The Warrior

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 20 Aug 2021 12:00:00 +0000

This one is a bit.. meh. Jaffa stuff again, I find it tedious... but O'Neill has some really great tension.

110 Fail Safe

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Aug 2021 12:00:00 +0000

It's the big Armageddon/Deep Impact episode!

109 Last Stand

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 08 Aug 2021 12:00:00 +0000

A pretty high scoring episode with lots of tension, stakes, draaaaammmm-uh, and romance. Lt. Elliot dies a heroic death just like he always wanted. Hmm, the only thing that they didn't have happen to Daniel on his ill-fated genocide mission was to have his hand pricker poison wear off.

108 Summit

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 04 Aug 2021 12:00:00 +0000

WHAT A GOOD EPISODE! Into the top ten of all time! THE BIG BAD GUY IS REVEALED!!!! And, mea culpa - there are NOT 5 points for Dion Johnstone as he is not shown. However, there IS 5 points for Jacob's ship being cloaked.. So it adds up ok.

107 48 Hours

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Aug 2021 12:00:00 +0000

A bit rambley today because this episode was all...business and no fun. Don't get me wrong, I love the beaurocracy episodes, but I also come here for the fun, right? At the end there's some book talk about upcoming crime/action novel The Apollo Murders by astronaut Chris Hadfield! (Oh, and the introduction of a thoroughly dislikable Dr Mckay).

106 Proving Ground

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Jul 2021 12:00:00 +0000

#alwaysthehallways In this Earth-based episode we see the process of recruiting new members to SG teams, via a big mindfuckery and Ocean's Eleven heist. Good fun, and great to see Hailey is back and a LOT more likeable.

105 Wormhole X-Treme!

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 12:00:00 +0000

It's beautiful. Sweet Jesus, it's beautiful. There isn't really anything to say about the 100th episode spectacular. It is quite unconnected to the rest of canon, and functions simply as a little gift to all the fans who pay close enough attention to understand the references, injokes, cameos, and gags. Love it.

104 Desperate Measures

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Jun 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Oh no! Carter is kidnapped and Timmy fall down the well!? Better go get help, boy! Colonel O'Neill is once again forced to call on his worst enemy Harry Maybourne to solve an on-earth mystery! Good times!

103 2001 (plus discussing plans for Atlantis watchthrough)

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 24 Apr 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Not a space odyssey but a return to the Aschen storyline! Great Scott!! It's your children Marty! Something has to be done about your children! And later in the pod, I talk about the plan from Gateworld to watch Atlantis in the back to back order with SG1 season 8 etc.

102 Between Two Fires

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 05 Apr 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Why is it called this? I have no idea. Anyway, the Tollan people return for their final bow! Because THE BIG BAD GOA'ULD SYSTEM LORD TO RULE THEM ALL HAS ARRIVED! -- Currently without a name. But you guys know his name. Oh boy, he is going to shake up the galaxy. Killing off our favourite alien allies is a fascinating first introduction to his power!

101 The Tomb

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Stargate does 'The Mummy'! A nice little pickup on the Russian storyline! Quick thank you for spending 101 episodes with me xox

100 Beasts of Burden

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 14 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Holy smokes, it's a century. And we celebrate with the Django Unchained episode!!

099 Rite of Passage

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 10 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Phew, I really cannot get over how weird it is that Cassie was adopted by Janet and not Sam, or for that matter, O'Neill!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? But anyway, it's Goa'uld shenanigans and SG1 fun as they try to figure out what's gotten into Cassie. You remember Cassie, that girl from Bane...

098 Red Sky

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 06 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Argh, probably the worst episode ever? And yet I mange to fill half an hour, talking about alternate plotlines that would have made more sense, and checking the math on Carter's insane plans...WORST EPISODE EVER.

097 The Fifth Man

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

It's that Rick and Morty aliens inserting memories episode! It's a goodie! Lots of good lines, lots of weasley Simmons locking horns with Hammond again.. lots of fun!

096 Ascension

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

I am calling it: THIS EPISODE IS PEAK STARGATE!!!! It has the most hilarious character interactions and nonsense scenes and jokes. It has the Teal'c Star Wars line. It has a one-episode Samantha Carter boyfriend. It has the ring of jello joke. It has build-your-own-Stargates! It has Amanda Tapping in the commentary, This episode is the fucking greatest!!

095 Threshold

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

It's a 'Jaffa Stuff' flashback episode! So you betta call Brad Wright and Peter Deluise!! It's a pretty solid Teal'c origin story episode, featuring a ret-con to put Bra'tak into Children Of The Gods!

094 Enemies

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

SG1 has a surprisingly good habit of defying the odds! It's maybe the greatest Martin Wood episode to date!?!?! SUCH GREAT ACTION!!!! Looooving it!BUBYE APOPHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

093 BONUS: A Stargate Song

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000

An extra bonus episode in between the seasons, where I unleash an indie pop song I wrote about Jack O'Neill.

092 Exodus

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000

The Carter-Selmak-Carter Gambit is born!!!! They say the first one is always the toughest. Teal'c gets his revenge on Tannith! And Season Four is over! (This audio was edited to remove my blisteringly hilarious intro that used a copyrighted song by Bob Marley).

091 Double Jeopardy

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000

They're back, baby! The robots I kept mis-remembering! It's fun for the whole family! And scratch another system lord for team Tauri!

090 Entity

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 11 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

An obligatory Peter Deluise Terminator Skynet plot... Some interesting insights in the director commentary from Allan Lee, normally the Stargate SG-1 editor. But other than that... this episode is a bit of a yawner?

089 Prodigy

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Not much fun in the episode, but GOOD GOD THE BEST DIRECTOR COMMENTARY OF ALL. I have a lot of thoughts and theories on how to improve this whole Hailey character arc.. Oh, and that is the ACTUAL chief of the air force on their little tv show..

088 The Light

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

My cats interupt The Light. Probably a good thing, I was getting addicted.

087 Absolute Power

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Dr. Daniel Jackson goes FULL DARK SIDE and gets himself a something something Death Star, something something complete!!! And Dr. Janet Frasier will tell us "there's nothing physically wrong with him". Good times. DREAM RULES FROM 'FOREVER IN A DAY' APPLY. And farewell to Kasuf!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

086 2010

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

The coronavirus series is over! I have blasted through three seasons in a couple of months, and now I return to my normal schedule of "whenever the hell i can find the space to yell nonsense into my ipad to record for you guys" which is seldom. What a brilliant episode, a favourite of mine and I have strong memories of it from its first broadcast in the year 2001. Nice one to go out on.

085 Chain Reaction

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Season Four is sooo goood!!!! This episode is so good! A rip off of Silence of the Lambs, Jack must seek the help of my two favourite weasels Maybourne and Kinsey in order to save his beloved General Hammond! Just a wonderful, funny, touching, intriguing episode with amazing character work.

084 The Serpent's Venom

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

This one's fun! Jack and Sam have some cute squishing because everybody has to squish together under a mine in this hilarious Peter Deluise-written, Martin Wood directed Three-Stooges bit! And poor Teal'c, Christopher Judge never gets to emote on this show except for the ugly a)SILENCE, WOMAN! or b)being tortured to death by a Goa'uld.

083 The Curse

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 30 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

I'm in love. Dr Sarah Gardner makes her entrance and exit gracefully and quickly in this one episode - I think we see her again like maybe twice? I love everything about her. I wish to Ra they had made HER a recurring character instead of Dr Robert Rothman. Also, by the way, #Martinwasright. There are buried alien spaceships and shit left ALL OVER the earth, buried random Goauld places. Grrr.

082 Tangent

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Ground control to Colonel O'Neill! An excellent episode ripping off "Apollo 13" including obligatory "mission successful, throw your papers into the air at Mission Control" scene by legendary drama director Peter Deluise. Just great, great stuff, this one!

081 Point Of No Return

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY at the bullshit in this episode. #Martinwasright. Luckily for Stargate, it also contains some of the greatest funny moments of the entire franchise in the form of MURRAY!!!!

080 Beneath The Surface

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 23 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Woah, what a weird one. Lots of dystopian metropolis stuff.. working you to death underground while we brainwash you. Nice! AND OF COURSE SO MANY SNUGGLES WITH JACK AND SAM! SO. MANY. SNUGGLES!

079 Scorched Earth

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 22 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

This is a really weird episode...the relationships we have spent all of Season 4 setting up are just tossed aside, and it's back to "yes sir no sir' between Jack and Sam. Teal'c is unnecessary and Daniel.... well Daniel is doing what Daniel does best. Get lost and lag behind and jepoardising the whole mission because he wanted to talk to the shiny alien robot thing.

078 The First Ones

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 21 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

It's the first and definitely not the last Stargate episode to rip off the movie ENEMY MINE! And good fucking riddance to Rothman because as I laid out clearly in the episodes Forever In A Day and Crystal Skull he was not officially canon! GRRR!!!!! Moon chant, what was I thinking?

077 Watergate

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Favourite weasel Maybourne returns for the big reveal -- THE RUSSIANS HAVE A GATE PROGRAM! A real throwback to Hunt For Red October, Dr Strangelove, all those classic FILTHY COMMIE RUSKIES movies and books. I'm waiting for the Dr. Svetlana Markhov spinoff series!

076 Window of Opportunity

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 15 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. More of this please. I am so happy. Also included a mini review of the DVD profile special features.

075 A "brief" quiz on episode titles

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Is any of this sinking in? Just because I've made a podcast about these episodes of Stargate SG1, does it mean i am actually remembering any of it? Tweet me to let me know how many episode titles you could connect to their synopses. Regular episodes continue next week.

074 Divide and Conquer

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

This episode has some FABULOUS conversations and one-liners, but somehow the big picture leaves me a little unsatisfied? I suppose just that they FINALLY confront the O'Neill-Carter relationship only to sweep it under the rug immediately. And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu. Hopefully, this will be the last appearance of Ms Tokra McBoobies.

073 Crossroads

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

So bored. So very bored. If it weren't for the introduction of the ongoing evil villain Tannith, this episode could TOTALLY be skipped. It sucks Goa'uld long range visual communication balls. But near the end is my mini review of the 80s film DUNE, and a note for Rick from the podcast Open The Iris vis a vis mispronounciation of the word Goa-uld.

072 Upgrades

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 08 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

A very revealing director commentary, where they finally cop to RIPPING OFF THE MATRIX, but more importantly, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT THE PUSH-N-SWELL!!!!! Called it.Also, Anise has boobs. Swoon as ye will. I don't get it.

071 The Other Side

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 31 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

The Nazi-riffic episode of Stargate. yyyyyyyowtch. With possibly the greatest director commentary though!

070 Small Victories

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 29 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

SEASON FOUR IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! This episode bizarrely mashes together TWO Sean Connery classics, The Hunt for Red October, as well as THE ROCK! AWESOME!

069 BONUS: Enemy Mine (1985 film)

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 28 Jul 2020 22:49:00 +0000

A Kree Yoohoo special in between the seasons, we take a look at the Wolfgang Petersen cult sci fi classic Enemy Mine, soon to be ripped off by SG1 in season 4. Boy, this movie is quite boring, but it's remarkable how many OTHER things have taken their visual or thematic cues from it.

068 Nemesis

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

YAAAAAAS this is such a good episode. INTRODUCE THE REPLICATORS! Everything you want from Stargate - lots of Jack and Carter tension, Teal'c being stoic, all the technicians on the ground running around like crazy, and quite lite on the Daniel Jackson!

067 Crystal Skull

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 21 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Indiana Jones has ruined this concept forever. But it is funny to be back in the Urgo situation again.

066 Maternal Instinct

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 14 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

I am so in love with this episode. It's tender in just the right way, and also features a lot of O'Neill not understanding things, which is always hilarity.

065 New Ground

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

...followed immediately by the WORST. EPISODE. EVER!

064 Shades of Grey

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

IT'S MY FAVOURITE EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!! Do forgive me for the intro, guys. Hahaha.

063 A Hundred Days

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 07 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Somebody at Sg1 went to see the Armageddon movie... But DAMN this is a good episode!! Why doesn't Jack live here in his off-time for the rest of his life?? Why bother coming back to his empty Earth? At least even on weekends?

062 Urgo

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 06 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Make it stop..

061 Pretense

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

THIS WHOLE COURT ROOM IS OUT OF ORDER. O'Neill just really wishes somebody would listen to him for once when he says DON'T TRUST SNAKE-HEADS!

060 Foothold

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

All my confusion about scanning teams returning through the gate is resolved.

059 The Devil You Know

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Poph is back...tell a friend.

058 Jolinar's Memories

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 29 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Let's go to that planet that is literally hell. Somebody on the writing staff missed an opportunity for a 'boatman' character here. Take notes from Matrix Revolutions!

057 Past and Present

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 28 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

It's a Stargate sequel! Trouble is, the story ain't that good, and there seems to be a miscommunication between the writers and the editor when it came to shooting Kira as an evil suspect from the beginning, even though she is actually clueless? REMAIN INDOORS

056 Forever in a Day

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 26 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

I went waaaaaaaay long on this one, because it blows my mind!! The entire episode is IMAGINARY!!! SUCH a good episode.

055 Rules of Engagement

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

It is the very first SIMPSONS reference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

054 Demons

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 14 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

I hated it. Skip this episode. It's like the first appearance of the Ori or something. Meh.

053 Deadman's Switch

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 07 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Bobba Fett guest starring this week, ladies and germs.

052 Point of View

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

YAAAAAAS it's the one where a) I ripped the intro clip, and b) SAM AND JACK SMOOCH

051 Learning Curve

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

O'Neill wins the "who will go gushy over a kid this week?" lottery.

050 Legacy

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Lord of the Rings and The Matrix references abound! Creepy corpses in your closet!!! AAAAAAAHG!!!!

049 Fair Game

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 31 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

I am such a flip-flop.

048 Seth

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 26 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

047 Into The Fire

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 25 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

THIS ONE KICKS ASS! What a way to come back in the Season 3 premier!!!

046 BONUS: That time I met the cast of SG1

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 24 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

An old cellphone recording from 2017 when I met the cast of SG1 at a fan convention in Melbourne, Australia. Apologies for file quality.

045 Out of Mind

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 23 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

A goa'uld fake-out! WE MADE IT OUT OF SEASON 2!!!! And it's about time.

044 1969

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 22 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

I went waaaay overboard inserting clips into this fun episode... GREAT SCOTT!

043 Show and Tell

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 21 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

OUT OF PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!

042 One False Step

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 20 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

The Coronavirus series continues with this episode where.. SG1 spreads contagions to a whole planet of Michael Stipes.

041 Holiday

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 19 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Oh, dear...

040 Serpent's Song

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 18 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Why is it called this? No idea. Apophis isn't really sounding the horn of victory, here.

039 The Fifth Race

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 17 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Teary stuff.

038 A Matter Of Time

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 16 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Jackie boy was tortured in an Iraqi prison....no wonder he is so cranky.MAJOR DAVISSSSSS I love this kid.

037 Touchstone

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 15 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

SHAAAAAADY DEALINGS! It's so cool to see the beginning of the top-secret evil version of SGC hiding in the shadows on Earth. My favourite weasel Maybourne returns, and is a big proponent of human-induced climate change.

036 Tok'ra Part Two

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 13 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Married At First Sight: Stargate Edition! This episode is great!

035 Tok'ra Part One

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 12 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Boyyyyy howdy! We've been waiting a long time for you to show up. WE ARE NOT GOA'ULDS.

034 Spirits

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 11 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Mea Culpa - I mixed up the names Takana and Tonane, as well as omitting a 1 point OBVIOUS REFERENCE to Message In A Bottle where aliens are "always poking holes" in O'Neill. As well as adding 5 points for Alex Zahara - the alien extra for any occasion. Rest assured, the scoreboards have been updated to reflect this. Kreeyoohoo.wordpress.com Additionally, I gather that this episode appears out of order depending on which edition/DVD Region you have. I am using Region 4 - Australia/NZ of course.

033 Bane

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 04 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Along with adding 5 points for Kasuf and Jacob Carter in my previous pod, I also add 5 points for my favourite weasels MAYBOURNE and Kinsey in this one. He wants to study Teal'c's fully cocooned corpse, and it's a race against time.. SPOT THE CASSANDRA CAMEO.

032 Secrets

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 03 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Sha're and Kasuf are back, and Jacob Carter walks in for his first appearance! It's a fav-guest-star-a-ganza! More weird gross Goa'uld body fluids stuff.

031 Family

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 02 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Ryak's back...tell a friend. Reading and writing is outlawed by the Goa'uld, but hey, break out a set of palace blueprints!

030 Message In A Bottle

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 01 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Plague episode? Trojan Horse episode? Foothold episode? How about D) all of the above!? The coronavirus series continues, and it's remarkable how many of these Stargate episodes mirror the pandemic situation the real world is in..

029 Thor's Chariot

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

ASGARD FOR DAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!! We finally meet Thor our favourite Roswell Grey in this complete rip-off of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade!

028 Need

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 29 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Daniel goes mad with power, and another damsel in distress falls for him. Talk about a babe on every planet.

027 The Gamekeeper

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

In a future wracked by coronavirus, this alien has devised the ultimate social-distancing plan: STAY IN A VIRTUAL REALITY POD. Otherwise known as 'The Episode That Rips Off The Matrix'

026 Prisoners

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 26 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Beware the destroyer. It was she who released coronavirus upon the planet.Taldor is bad.

025 In The Line of Duty

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 25 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Holy Tok'ra! It's an Ash-rak! Our favourite pompous ass, Jolinar of Malkshur, pays us a visit.

024 The Serpent's Lair

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 24 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Season 1 ended very poorly, but Season 2 picks up straight away with amazing pace! This episode brought to you by coronavirus

023 BONUS: Stargate Origins: Catherine

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 23 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

As a between-season bonus episode, I review the recent Stargate web series. Hey, did you need an origin story for every brick you ever saw in the films or TV shows? Me either.

022 Within The Serpent's Grasp

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 18 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Part 3 of the Coronavirus series: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored! Thank god this is over. Season One is done, after four years of slogging away at it a couple of times a year. Join me for S2!

021 Politics

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 17 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Part 2 of the Coronavirus series! People hate on this one but I LOVE IT! First appearance of Ronny Cox as Senator Kinsey, and boy he is a beautiful evil foil! And so it's come to this: a Stargate clip show!

020 There But For the Grace of God

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We're back for the Coronavirus series and Oh my god it's such a good episode! The world is upside down! Mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together!!!

019 Tin Man

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 11:00:00 +0000

Lots of explicit language because of this episode's crappiness! Boooooooo! KOMTRAYA

018 Solitudes

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 12:00:00 +0000

Duuuuuude we made it! The big episode that spawned a thousand Jack-Sam fan-fics! Super-high scoring too, jumps into the lead.I didn't cover it in the recording, but check out the stargate.fandom/wiki for this episode for more juicy and funny bloopers and extras. in my haste to spot the Sgt Siler in every episode, I didn't fully realise that this is the FIRST APPEARANCE of Sgt Siler WOOOOO <3

017 Enigma

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 12:00:00 +0000

My favourite weasel MAYBOURNE is introduced!! Along with the NID, and the Tollan. A new high score is set for points in this awesome-saucesome series 1 spectacular of inconsistencies.

016 Cor-Ai

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 25 Apr 2019 12:00:00 +0000

THIS WHOLE PLANET'S COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER! Andrew returns for a quickfire episode recap for the first time in ages. New points catergories are added. Cool fun to be back, shame it's such a dang boring episode! Lotsa talking... Yup. OBBBBBBBBBJECTION!

015 Singularity

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 05 Feb 2019 11:00:00 +0000

THEY'RE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF ALIENS WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER. This was before I was awarding bonus points for 'cringingly obvious references'.I hate this episode so much. It's a Trojan Horse episode disguised as a Plague episode.It features the last Sneeze from Daniel Jackson, the first Ha'tak, the first mention of NAQUADAH, and the last intelligent thing Jack O'Neill ever says about astronomy.

014 Hathor

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Jan 2019 11:00:00 +0000

So, apparently there are other Goa'uld system lords out there? In this rip off of Poison Ivy you wouldn't know it, because they skim right past that important detail at light speed. Weeeeeeeiiiiiirrrrrd episode. But a fun one! Mini review of the end of the series into Ark of Truth, as well as the Independence Day sequel made by Devlin and Emmerich of Stargate fame.

013 Fire and Water

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 02 Mar 2018 11:00:00 +0000

Daniels bonds with the UnblinkingDuckVaginaSeaUnas creature. An alien is meddling with the brains and memories of SG1, but c'mon, he won't be the last.

012 Bloodlines

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Feb 2018 11:00:00 +0000

SO BORING except that it has the introduction of MASTER BRA'TAC! Not to mention Hammond of Texas. Oh, and the beginning of that never-ending soap opera of Teal'c and his son Rya'c and his facechanging wife Drey'auc..but really who cares about them.

011 The Torment of Tantalus

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Another yawner! But lots of info for the rest of SG1

010 Thor's Hammer

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Asgard, baby! Unas, baby!

009 Brief Candle

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

The first "Alien Artifact" episode, taking place on that 'death by snusnu' planet.

008 The Nox

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 25 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

A classic 'Stranded' episode that is one of the pillars of the Stargate canon to follow.

007 Cold Lazarus

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

The first Doctor: "There's nothing physically wrong with them" points are scored in a backstory-packed "Body switching" episode.

006 The First Commandment

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Fri, 17 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

A classic 'gunslinger' episode where apparently Sam likes to be dominated. I correct two earlier scores.

005 The Broca Divide

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Thu, 16 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

The very first "Plague" episode, where Teal'c misses out on growing a caveman brow.

004 Emancipation

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

The first "Gunslinger" episode, that repeatedly apologises for sexism. Daniel Jackson in particular. Gross.

003 The Enemy Within

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Say farewell to MAJOR Kawalsky - yes I was right about his rank!

002 Children of the Gods

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Finally we begin the TV series! The feature length pilot episode Children of the Gods. I also introduce the scoring system. kreeyoohoo@gmail.com or kreeyoohoo.wordpress.com

001 Stargate the 1994 feature film

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Let's dissect everything that was different or stayed the same for the TV series.

000 START HERE!

kreeyoohoo@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Jun 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the podcast! Andrew says hello and tells you what to expect. SCORING SYSTEM is explained from 06:00 to 17:45.