Kris Avalon Raw & Uncut

50 CENT SAYS THAT HE WILL POST DICK PIC IF THE GIANTS LOSE

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:04:00 +0000

It's no secret that 50 Cent is a gambling man, based on the few photos we've seen of his winning bets on Twitter. Now the attention-whoring rapper has said that if the New York Giants do not win the Super Bowl, he will post a nude pic of himself online.

Here's what the “In Da Club” star tweeted: “I'm up 500,000 off the last one. f*ck it ill bet it back Ill put a 1,000,000 on my G MEN. STUNNER you got the # hit me if you want it.”

According to The Dialy News, a fan (most likely a male disguised as a woman) tweeted him saying “"Lets bet. If the Giants lose the Superbowl, u must post ur dick on the twitter. If they win, I'll post my boobs & face. Bet?” and the Queens native responded “OK.”

While a part of me wants New York to take home the win, another side of me wants to see what Floyd Gayweather is getting a piece of every night.

MADONNA SAYS NEW ALBUM WILL BE ACTION-PACKED

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:41:00 +0000

We are a few days away from the official release of Madonna's new single, Give Me All Your Luvin' and while I am getting a bit annoyed with all the teases she's been dropping, the Queen of Pop revealed to MTV that her 12th album M.D.N.A. will be "action packed."

"I think the majority of the record is more action-packed," she teased. "More high-energy." It seems, then, that what fans have heard of "Gimme," which dives into M-Dolla's playful side, that vibe is more of what they will hear on the album.

Madonna also talked a bit about re-teaming with producer William Orbit (Ray Of Light) producer William Orbit, again, who also produced her Golden Globe-winning song Masterpiece. "We've worked on stuff for so many years that we kind of finish each other's sentences. He knows my taste and what I like," she explained at the premiere. "Magic happens when we get into a recording studio together."

MDNA will be out in March and also features production from Martin Solveig and features guest spots from Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.

VIDEO: MANILA LUZON - HOT COUTURE

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:48:00 +0000

A few weeks ago, I brought you a behind-the-scenes teaser of Manila Luzon's music video for her debut single, Hot Couture. And just in time for the fourth season premiere of Rupaul's Drag Race on Monday, Sahara Davenport's kai kai sister has given us the official music video. Out of many of the drag superstars to come from the show, Manila brings it in regards of quality. This video definitely brought a smile to my face a few times. If you like what you hear, head over to iTunes and download it

VIDEO: KEN DAHL - IF THIS PUSSY COULD TALK

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:10:00 +0000

Say what you want, but this future bitch track had me pumping around my house like a butch queen having a seizure on the dance floor of you local basement club.

SPIKE LEE SAYS HOLLYWOOD ARE CLUELESS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:58:00 +0000

While his nemesis Tyler Perry is feeding everyone such bullshit that if you put your trust in God and persevere, than any career in the world is possible (especially when you've made millions spoon feeding black people their own coonery and bafoonery), Spike Lee went on a profanity-laced rant of passion while doing a Q&A at the Sundance Film Festival. Apparently Chris Rock asked Lee if his film, ‘Red Hook Summer’ would have gotten more of a promotional push if it had the backing of a studio. Here's how Spike responded:

“We never went to the studios with this film. I bought a camera and said we’re gonna do this motherf—–g film ourselves.[...]I didn’t need a motherf—–g studio telling me something about Red Hook! They know nothing about black people. Nothing. And they’re gonna give me notes about what a young 13-year-old black boy and girl do in Red Hook? F–k no!”

“So we need to film ourselves so we wouldn’t have any notes, because we feel there’s a motherf—–g audience for this film — excuse my profanity, my wife is looking at me like I’m crazy — but I don’t know what else we can do. We had to do it ourselves. We shot ‘She’s Gotta Have It’ for twelve days back in 1986. And when I waited for Universal to do the sequel to ‘Inside Man,’ my biggest endeavor, I couldn’t wait any longer! We had to do it ourselves!”

The LA Times is claiming the reason for Spike's anger may have to do with the fact that studios are afraid to touch Red Hook Summer because if the film's "hateful" undertones in regards of religion:

It didn’t help — or, rather, it made things more surreal — that the voluble Lee had just shown what was by any standard one of his most audacious films in years, a movie that had been shot in ultra-secrecy over just 19 days on a few Brooklyn blocks. For about two-thirds of its running time a gritty and music-heavy street drama about an assortment of neighborhood characters (with religion instead of race as its main Lee preoccupation this time around), the film in its last section takes a turn to the shocking.

Without giving too much away, we’ll just say that a main character is revealed with little warning to have committed a heinous act. A scene involving a sex act and the Bible is involved, and we won’t sugarcoat it — it will be polarizing even to hardened viewers. In the lobby afterward, normally jaded festival-goers were arguing over whether the movie, which does not yet have U.S. distribution, was hateful and/or misanthropic. Even the actors admitted some scenes were hard for them to watch.

Spike is absolutely right. if you want something done — if you want our stories told we have to do it ourselves. Studios are in the business of making money, not telling real compelling stories about people that you and I can actually relate to. So I understand Spike's frustration with the attitudes and the fears that constantly surround studios. it's easier to remake the same film and greenlight countless unnecessary sequels than make a film of quality. I also think he still has some animosity towards Hollywood who continue to give Tyler Perry the money to make his coonfests. I need to see this film to make my own objections, but I do have to say all this controversy coming out about it has really peaked my interest (which is the best kind of publicity you can ask for).

Check out the Q&A below (skip to the 15:15 mark for his rant):

KYLIE MINOGUE TO PERFORM AT THE GAY AND LESBIAN MARDI GRAS IN SYDNEY

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:39:00 +0000

In honor of her 25 years as a global and gay icon, International superstar Kylie Minogue has announced that she will perform at the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras in Sydney, Australia in March. A true class act in every way, and the people of Sydney are such lucky bastards. Check out the video below...

A.D.D. (Avalon Deficit Disorder)

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:31:00 +0000

Tyler Perry Reveals The Keys To His Success, And It Doesn't Require You To Bring Your Kneepads To Every Meeting - Necole Bitchie

50 Cent Takes his Future 13-Year-Old Step Son To Get A Tattoo - Bossip

Mickey Rourke Has Plastic Surgery To Look Like Gay Rugby Player & Celebrity Big Brother UK Contestant Gareth Thomas - Metro

Vanessa Paredis Says She & Johnny Depp Are Still Together - Lainey Gossip

The Only Way I Want To See Drake Play Obama In The Biopic Is In A Wheelchair - Videogum

Beyonce & Jay Z Want St. Oprah To Be The Godmother Of Satan's Spawn - Celebitchy

Pat Sajak & Vanna White Were Once Upon A Time Shitfaced While Hosting Wheel Of Fortune - Dlisted

Adam Levine & Maroon 5 Boycotting Mexican Restaurant That Supports Prop 8 - Huffington Post

Jean-Paul Gaultier Pays Tribute To Amy Winehouse In New Fashion Collection - Pink Is The New Blog

Democratic Rep. Barney Frank To Marry His Partner Jim Ready In Massachusetts - Bay Windows

Bill Gates Donates $750 Million Of His Own Money To Fight Aids, TB, and Malaria - Shakesville

Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis & Ed Helms To Make $15 Million Each For Hangover 3 - The Berry

CEDRICK KERN (NSFW)

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:16:00 +0000

AURAL ORGASM: CHRIS BROWN - TURN UP THE MUSIC

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:05:00 +0000

Earlier this month I reported that Chris Breezy was going to stay off Twitter and the gossip blogs to focus on the folow-up to his successful 2010 album F.A.M.E. Now the blond pop sensation has released the album's first single, an electro pop tune called “Turn Up The Music”, that will definitely get the party started.

I'm actually glad that Breezy has stuck with the international dance cuts, because personally I think that's where he shines the best. Chris is someone who is beyond the typical R&B that other singers, such as Trey Songz is stuck doing, so why not go after the global money like his ex Rihanna? Besides, it does remind me in a lot of ways of Rihanna's tribalistic dance cut Where Have You Been (Which should be her next single instead of Talk That Talk with Jay Z). This is something that will definitely get lots of club play all over the world, and exect Breezy to rake in the dough when Fortune drops later this year.

Check out Turn Up The Music and Where Have You Been below...

LMFAO TO PERFORM ALONGSIDE MADONNA AT THE SUPER BOWL

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:54:00 +0000

Yesterday it was announced that Cee Lo will be performing alongside Madonna, M.I.A., and Nicki Minaj at the Super Bowl. Now comes word from will.i.am. that LMFAO will also perform with the Queen of Pop on February 5.

Talking to Capital FM, will.i.am said: "I’m going to the Super Bowl this year to see my group LMFAO perform with Madonna Check that out, Will.i.am Music Group is pretty freaking two for two. One year the Super Bowl the next year another group part of the Super Bowl in collaboration with Madonna. That’s still happening."
I was with you when you hired M.I.A. and that harajuku features artist. I even gave you your props when you brought Cee Lo on board. But LMFAO? Really? Don't get me wrong I got swept up in Party Rock Anthem fever and I LMFAO'd (pun intended) when I saw the video for Sexy & I Know It. But speaking on a overall level, the rest of their album was complete and utter shit. If Madonna has them on her new album (since they are in fact Interscope label-mates), then I hope it's on a hot track because if I hear them perform their only two hits at the Super Bowl, I'm going to slit my wrists the right way.

TRAILER TRASH: DARRYL STEPHENS STARS IN NEW GAY SERIES DTLA

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:42:00 +0000

You've seen him in movies like Circuit, Another Gay Movie and his most popular role on the hit Logo series Noah's Arc (I'm still pissed that those assholes canceled one of their highest rated shows at the time). Well now actor Darryl Stephens is set to make his return to television in a new gay scripted series called DTLA (aka Downtown LA) to premiere on OutTV in April. The half hour series is being described as a cross between Queer As Folk and Swingers, which means unlike Noah's Arc, we'll be getting lots of sweaty sex and plenty of nudity.

The series was self-produced and so far only six episodes have been ordered, and producers need donations to complete post-production and a few pick-ups on the series in order to deliver it to OutTV for an April 2012 premiere.

Below is a synposis:

DTLA depicts the relationships of seven friends with varied ethnic, cultural, and sexual orientations who work and live in the vibrant community of Downtown Los Angeles. It's a story of love, friendship, loyalty, and being true to oneself - no matter what the cost. It is the first dramatic series with gay leads since "Queer as Folk," "Noah's Arc," and "The L Word."

Our eyes into this world are Lenny (Darryl Stephens of "Noah's Arc") and Bryan (newcomer Matthew Stephen Herrick), a long term couple who can no longer escape some fundamental truths about their relationship. As they begin to deal with end of their relationship - their lives, and the lives of their friends will be forever altered.

The series also stars Danny Roberts of "MTV's Real World," Erin Daniels of "The L Word," Tiffany Pollard of "VH1's I Love New York," TV/Radio personality B. Scott, Luenell of "Borat," Julie Goldman of "Big Gay Sketch," William McNamara of "Doing Time On Maple Drive," and Leslie Jordan of "Will & Grace."

Executive Produced by Larry Kennar, Darryl Stephens, Mark Erickson, Helene Shaw, and Michael Andres Palmieri.

Given that it has been seven years since "Queer as Folk," we are eager to put our voices back in the world and give the next generation an opportunity to see themselves reflected in our characters and stories.

Plans are also underway for season two.

Like DL Chronicles before them, it is up to us to make sure OUR stories get told, because if we wait for the mainstream networks to notice us (I don't see anyone smartly trying to cash in on the fact that being gay is "in" right now) and tell our stories, we'll be waiting until the year 2245. And since the world is supposed to be ending this year, we don't have that kind of time. I don't get OutTV and I would really like to see this show. Since The L Word and Queer As Folk had successful runs on Showtime, I don't understand why they haven't picked up the show? So let's not wait around for someone to give us a show. Let's make sure our voices get heard. To donate, click here for more information. Producers need to reach $25,000 by February 22.

Check out the trailer below.

RIHANNA AND NICOLA ROBERTS LAUNCHING NEW FASHION REALITY SHOW

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:07:00 +0000

It looks like Rihanna has actually found something to do in her spare time besides getting tattoos on her knuckles and allegedly pining for Chris Brown's skinny peen. Word on the street is that the Bajan beauty and former Girls Aloud singer Nicola Roberts have teamed up to develop a new fashion reality series for Sky Living HD in the UK.
RiRi will appear and serve as executive producer and has chosen Nicola to help seek out up-and-coming fashion designers for a 10-week competition to find the next best British talent.

Here's the press release from Sky Living:

The show will celebrate the extraordinary talent and creativity in the British fashion scene. With Rihanna, a fashion icon herself, and Nicola, who created her own Dainty Doll make-up range, at the helm, the show will recognise the increasing influence popstars have on mainstream trends.

With her world-class reputation and passion for style, Rihanna is perfectly placed to find an aspiring designer worthy of the chance to break into the hugely competitive world of fashion. Tasking Nicola with fronting the search, Rihanna will be heavily responsible for casting and will be involved in editing post-production.

Rihanna – who has sold 20 million albums – will also be hands-on as the programme showcases Britain’s most promising fashion designers. Over ten weeks the unknown designers will be challenged by Rihanna and Nicola to create outfits for a string of musicians and celebrities.

The final challenge and ultimate task for the winner will be to design a unique stage outfit for Rihanna’s Wireless performance in Hyde Park in July 2012.

So it's basically Project Runway with a pop singer at the forefront instead of Heidi Klum. i doubt it will be seen in the US (or at least on BBC America), so I guess like X Factor in the UK I'll be checking out the show online to let you guys know if it's good or not. If you or anyone you know is interested in trying out, click here for details

NE-YO NABS JOB AS SENIOR VP AT MOTOWN RECORDS

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:16:00 +0000

Congratulations are in order for the R&B superstar. Grammy-winning singer/songwriter Ne-Yo, who can also be seen in the hit movie Red Tails has just gotten himself a major promotion as the Senior Vice President of A&R at Motown Records. According to Billboard, Ne-Yo released his previous albums on Def Jam, but he couldn't pass up an amazing opportunity to have a creative role in mentoring other artists, as well as signing and developing new talent. He will also bring his Compound Entertainment imprint to the label.

“I’m honored that I’ve been given such a prestigious title and trusted with such responsibility; terrified because I know that playing this role in the fashion of one of my career role models, Mr. Smokey Robinson—these are big shoes to fill. But trust, I can handle it,” said Ne-Yo in a statement.

Barry Weiss, Island Def Jam Motown Chairman and CEO, added, “His track record of success at Def Jam will always be a benchmark. But this move to Motown will provide new and inspiring challenges for Ne-Yo as both an artist and a key member of the new senior management team that is taking form at the label in 2012.”

I've always said the best people to mentor artists are other artists, or people who have a gifted ear for music, like Simon Cowell and Clive Davis and I think this is a great opportunity that would be ridiculous to pass up.
Ne-Yo’s fifth album and first for Motown, The Cracks in Mr. Perfect, is due this summer and he can also be seen as a mentor for team Cee Lo on season 2 of NBC’s “The Voice.”

VIDEO: KELLY ROWLAND - KEEP IT BETWEEN US

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:04:00 +0000

Kelly Rowland is still trying to breathe some life into her disappointing third album by releasing the video for her latest single Keep It Between Us, which features hottie Lance Gross as her love interest. While Paris has become a hot place to shoot a video (most recently Adele's Someone Like You), I'm looking forward to what she will bring vocally to a Calvin Harris track. Here I Am is in stores now.

Kelly Rowland - "Keep It Between Us" from Kelly Rowland on Vimeo.

M.I.A. SET TO RELEASE NEW SINGLE

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:56:00 +0000

Most may be looking forward to what her collaboration on Madonna's new album will sound like, but don't think M.I.A.'s been slacking off on her own music. The Sri Lankan rapstress is set to drop a new single and video called “Bad Girls” on Monday, January 30, at 2:30 p.m. EST. Maya recorded the track in Miami with producer Danja (Timbaland, Madonna) and was included on her excellent 2010 mixtape Vicki Leekx, and she re-teamed up with Born Free director Romain Gavras, on the MV, which will premiere on February 3. Two days later, M.I.A. will perform at the Super Bowl alongside Madonna, Nicki Garbaj, and Cee Lo.

While we wait for the Bad Girls video, check out Born Free below...

VIDEO: MARIO LOPEZ STRIPS DOWN TO HIS UNDIES ON ELLEN

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:48:00 +0000

Not that she'd get all excited over seeing Mario's pinata up close, but the Extra host and underwear entrepreneur thought the best way to advertise his new money maker was to model them himself on her show. Check out the video below...

AURAL ORGASM: VINCENT DID IT - SOMEBODY

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:40:00 +0000

I am gagging right now. While I do miss Frankmusik, I am loving the fact that free agent (and the newly carnated) Vincent Did It is releasing new music every week. What is a rarity in the music business is not only the fact that we have a male singer doing dance music, but it's of great quality and not some dated Euro pop that Lady Gaga is making millions of dollars off of doing. When he sings "don't let those bastards bring you down," it left me wondering if it was a direct stab at his record label for not believing in his vision as a musician, and his refusal to sell out. I am looking forward to Vincent taking his new music to the clubs to at least mix it into a deejay set or release a free EP online.

SOMEBODY by VincentDidIt!

GRACE JONES, CHAKA KHAN, GLORIA GAYNOR, SISTER SLEDGE & THE POINTER SISTERS PERFORM WE ARE FAMILY FOR PARIS HAUTE COUTURE FASHION WEEK

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:30:00 +0000

OKAY, STOP THE PRESSES! I just had myself a club kid glittergasm, after catching this video of disco legends Grace Jones, Chaka Khan, Gloria Gaynor, Sister Sledge and The Pointer Sisters performing on stage together for the Etam Studio 54-inspired Spring/Summer 2012 lingerie collection at the Beaux-Arts de Paris for Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week.

So what do you do when you have a disco-inspired line? You hire the biggest disco divas to sing one of the biggest disco classics of all time, We Are Family.

I am living for Grace, who has inspired many a performer (including you know who) and it would be awesome since dance music is making a comeback that VH1 could do a Divas Live special saluting the women who paved the way in dance.

Disco divas singing We Are Family

You can watch the entire runway show below...

A.D.D. (Avalon Deficit Disorder)

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:16:00 +0000

Miley Cyrus Reall Loves Her Penis Cake - Dlisted

Madonna Takes Her 24-Year-Old Piece To The W.E. (WhatEver) Premiere - Just Jared

Rihanna Thinks She's The Next Tupac - ICYDK

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Star Claims She's Been Dickmatized By Gerard Butler - The Superficial

Why The Hell Is Hollyweird Giving Us Two New Versions of Beauty & The Beast - The Daily What Gossip

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale May Be Heading For Splitsville - Hollywood Life

Seal Team 6 Rescues Two Hostages From Somali Pirates - Political Wire

Elton John Has Something New To Be Grumpy About - LA Times

Check Out Calvin Klein's New Underwear Ad - Oh La La Mag

Norah Jones Teams Up With Danger Mouse On New Album - Pop Crush

Just Because Justin Bieber Has Hood Rats Dressing Him Doesn't Mean He Has An Eye For Fashion - Pink Is The New Blog

STAR JONES RETURNING TO THE VIEW

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:38:00 +0000

Six years after being fired by Barbara Walters, former co-host Star Jones is returning to The View.

Jones will appear on the February 22 episode to talk about her open heart surgery, for the first time since leaving the show in June 2006, a procedure both women have undergone.

For those who need a memory refresher, Star and Barbara had a falling out when Jones revealed that she was departing the show over a contract dispute.
Walters also revealed in her momoir Audition that Jones' dramatic weight loss was due to gastric bypass and not pilates, and Star wanted her co-hosts to be dishonest about her dramatic transformation.

I'm definitely looking forward to catching this interview, because you know Barbara is looking forward to acknowledging the formerly big elephant in the room.

MARY J. BLIGE TWEETS DISAPPOINTMENT OVER OSCAR SNUB

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:52:00 +0000

If anyone was wondering why Mary J. Blige looked as if someone had murdered her entire family on Live With Kelly this morning, then clearly you didn't hear about the Oscar nominations. The Help managed to snatch a few nominations, including for Best Picture, Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress. After being snubbed at the Golden Globes for Masterpiece, Madonna's W.E. song that no one but her hardcore fans have heard Mary J. Blige’s original song for the film, “The Living Proof” ended up getting snubbed again.

After being dissed by the Academy, Mary didn't mince words when she took to Twitter to vent on the lack of support from people who wouldn't know a real song with depth if it smacked them upside the head and begged you to call them "Daddy!"

“I’m so thankful for true fans like you all,” the singer tweeted. “It saddens me & feels like the Academy is being mean. 2 only nominate 2 of the 5 slots is…” She then trailed off, filling her Twitter feed with retweets of her fans’ messages of support.

I actually agree that The Living Proof being snubbed again is ridiculous. I am a fan of Madonna, but I am realistic to say that Mary's song was more known than Madonna's. I mean a song from the Muppets movie and the Rio film get a nomination over Mary? Really? Sometimes they get ut right, but as usual they get it mostly wrong. Fingers crossed they don't diss you at the Grammy's in 2013.

Check out the video for The Living Proof below...

TIM GUNN REVEALS HE HASN'T HAD SEX IN 29 YEARS

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:39:00 +0000

In TMI news: Style guru Tim Gunn, Project Runway mentor and co-host of The Revolution has revealed that he hasn't been intimate with another man in almost three decades, which means his asshole must squeak when he walks. He revealed this bit of tea this afternoon on his shit talk show.

“I haven’t had sex in 29 years,” said Gunn. “Do I feel like less of a person for it? No! Not even remotely
He explained that the reason is “largely psychological.”

Gunn said that his last sexual partner was “impatient” with his performance, also explaining that it happened “at the cusp of AIDS,” when a lot of people “retreated” from sexual activities over health concerns.

So it seems that Tim is coming from a fearful place, not getting over some sort of trauma that happened in the bedroom. While sex is never 1000% safe, there's a lot more information to go around now than it was back in the 80's. Kudos to you, but there comes a time when you have to get out of your head. I know I couldn't go a week without some dick.

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Public Stairwell Jacking

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noreply@blogger.com (Kris Avalon) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:08:00 +0000