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    <itunes:summary>Host of "The Morning Show" on 92.9 FM in Atlanta and formerly Miss Capital City USA, Kristen Ledlow, knows sports. Between being a Field Reporter for Fox Sports and working for Scout.com covering SEC and ACC football and basketball, Kristen has been in love with sports all her life. Topher on the other hand is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles. He performs long-form improv and stand up nightly at various bars, clubs, and theaters. The most he knows about sports are the basics.&#13;
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Whether you know nothing about sports or everything, this is the show for you. Mixing comedy and sports, join Kristen and Topher as they follow recent games and discuss what's happening in the sports world today. Listen to Kristen explain how each sport works and listen to Topher as he stumbles his way through learning all he can.&#13;
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Whether you know nothing about sports or everything, this is the show for you. Mixing comedy and sports, join Kristen and Topher as they follow recent games and discuss what's happening in the sports world today. Listen to Kristen explain how each sport works and listen to Topher as he stumbles his way through learning all he can.]]></description>
    
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    <itunes:subtitle>Host of "The Morning Show" on 92.9 FM in Atlanta and formerly Miss Capital City USA, Kristen Ledlow, knows sports. Between being a Field Reporter for Fox Sports and working for Scout.com covering SEC and ACC football and basketball, Kristen has been in lo</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Sports &amp; Recreation"><itunes:category text="Professional"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Sports &amp; Recreation"><itunes:category text="College &amp; High School"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Sports &amp; Recreation"><itunes:category text="Outdoor"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>kristenteachestophersports@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Topher Harless and Kristen Ledlow</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item>
      <title>021 Kristen and Topher Don't Understand Drugs!</title>
      <itunes:title>Kristen and Topher Don't Understand Drugs!</itunes:title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2014 02:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
      
      
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      <title>020 Swaggy P Is a Not a Real Name!</title>
      <itunes:title>Swaggy P Is a Not a Real Name!</itunes:title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2014 02:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>019 Kristen Talks a Lot About Power Rangers?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2014 06:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
      
      
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      <title>018 Kristen Makes up the Phrase, "Owner Emeritus!"</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Topher gets an elderly woman fired from Sears, Kristen makes up the phrase, "Owner Emeritus," and then tries to explain how in the world she could still like Justin Beiber.</p>]]></description>
      
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      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      
      
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      <title>017 Where Should Kristen Go for Vacation?</title>
      <itunes:title>Where Should Kristen Go for Vacation?</itunes:title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2014 21:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>016 We Get Stood up for a Soccer Date!</title>
      <itunes:title>We Get Stood up for a Soccer Date!</itunes:title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2014 03:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>015 Topher Knows More About FIFA Than Kristen!</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2014 01:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Kristen eats REAL food instead of just pizza, Topher knows more about FIFA than Kristen and Kristen uses the words "Biebin' Baller." </p>]]></description>
      
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      <title>014 Wait, the Spurs Are a Thing, Right?</title>
      <itunes:title>Wait, the Spurs Are a Thing, Right?</itunes:title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2014 01:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Kristen becomes a psychiatrist, Topher tries to remember who the Spurs are, and squirt bottles become a weapon.</p>]]></description>
      
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      <title>013 Kristen Makes up a Horse Race!</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2014 03:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.</p>]]></description>
      
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      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      
      
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    <author>kristenteachestophersports@gmail.com (Topher Harless and Kristen Ledlow)</author><itunes:subtitle>This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.</itunes:summary></item>
    
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      <title>012 At Least We Both Love Justin Timberlake!</title>
      <itunes:title>At Least We Both Love Justin Timberlake!</itunes:title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2014 01:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Kristen and Topher declare their love for Justin Timberlake, Kristen teaches Topher about going number two intentionally, and an American wins the Boston Marathon.</p>]]></description>
      
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      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      
      
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      <title>011 Blake Griffin Reads Space Jam!</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2014 02:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Topher runs tech for a show where Blake Griffin reads the script of Space Jam, Kristen meets Snoop Dog and doesn't run, and we discover who the perfect man and woman are.</p>]]></description>
      
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      <title>010 Manny Pacquiáo Eats a Baby Duck!</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2014 04:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>005 Kristen Explains "Team Twerk!"</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2013 07:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>003 Saban Can Never Leave Alabama!</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2013 06:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>002 His Name is Ha Ha Clinton-Dix!</title>
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      <title>001 Who the Hell Are the Buffalo Bills?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2013 06:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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