The way I’m feeling today, it seems like I should write this gallery description in the form of a “FML” type of thing… “Today, I feel like a giant sack of dog poop, so to cheer myself up, I am posting a gallery of one of my favorite Asian import/softcore models, Christine Mendoza, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. FML” …Well, wait. The first part fits, but there’s nothing bad about Filipina hotties dressed up as sexy schoolgirls, so… um, oops. Unless you’re being like, “Christine, please come fuck my life” as some sort of vaguely Engrish innuendo attempt. …Okay, you know what, I just… I just need to stop writing here. This is horrible, and this gallery is gorgeous and deserves better. Just check out the hot pix, visit Christine’s website, and leave me alone to feel sorry for myself that I can’t even write decently today! So, um… bye?

When your virtual vixens look like actual people, you know you’ve got skills - and since this Asian cutie from 3D Teen Sluts (a brand new site, by the way) looks freaking JUST LIKE this cute South Korean girl that I used to live next door to… I’d say that means that this is some high-quality CGI porn. I’m looking forward to see more of their girls, plus I love that they’re doing more than just the typical white, dollish babes. I mean, those are nice and all, but as a rule I tend to find Asians, Latinas, Greeks, Africans, Middle Easterners, etc hotter than the stereotypical white girl. So let’s hope that this is the start of a sexy new “globally gorgeous” trend in 3D/CGI porn!

Asian porn hottie Mai Ly is in no means a newcomer to the industry - she’s had solo girl sites in the past and even done some hardcore (though she herself has stated that she doesn’t plan to do more - but that could change if we all cross our fingers and wish really hard, maybe), but I have to say… her new official website, Touch Mai is easily her at her best. I swear, she just gets hotter and hotter, and with her current look and the high-quality photos & videos she has on this new site, she reminds me so much of a curvier version of G4’s Olivia Munn… which is a huge compliment, since I love me some Munn and think she’s easily one of the hottest chicks on the planet. And now Touch Mai has landed herself on the superhottie list as well!

It’s always an awesome day when the world is granted a new internet solo girl, but it makes it even better when she’s as drop-dead gorgeous as this one: meet Melanie Elyza. Lovely, isn’t she? I’m not exactly sure of her ethnic background, but she looks like there’s definitely some Asian involved… maybe Filipina, if I had to wager a guess? Regardless, she’s got great, big tits and this awesome burnt-caramel colored skin that looks amazing when accentuated by that lacey, ivory lingerie that she’s wearing. Yeah, good find on the part of whoever it was who found Melanie and talked her into becoming a web model (word on the street is that it was actually Blueyed Cass who did it and is helping to run her site - if so, hell yes, build that internet empire, girl!)… yep, today is a good day, indeed.

Although she does make a few of the standard “come hither, dear” pouty faces, for the most part, Japanese beauty Saya Natsukawa looks weirdly excited about being naked in a cage. Well, almost naked, she DOES have cute purple panties on… and some sort of strange metal loop belt… and stilettos, too, I think. I once got yelled at for calling a girl naked when she was still wearing heels, so there you go, crazy shoes =/= naked man, wherever/whoever you are! But anyway, that’s neither here nor there. The girl must have some secret bondage/S&M fantasies for her to look so totally pumped up about this whole scenario, or maybe she just digs the exhibitionism of being photographed nearly-nude for AV33. Either way, someone’s a naughty girl!

Okay, how ridiculously cute is this Asian hottie from 88 Square? I’m not sure exactly what her name is - the photos say “Jas Xmas Special”, though, so maybe it’s Jasmine Mookjai? That’s the only Jas/Jasmine that I could find on the 88 Square models page, but I might be missing it… she looks similar enough, but I can’t say for sure yet. I’ll have to do some, um, research on that later… Uh, anyhow, whoever she is, she’s all smiley and cute and adorable on top of being damned sexy in her Santa outfit, so I like her. Lots.

Okay, first of all, I have to be honest - I don’t play sports video games. Well, except FIFA. I do like that game, but then again, soccer is also the only sport I play, and the only sport I watch on TV or go to games to see with any regularity, so I guess that’s not surprising. But anyhow, point being, I don’t know 100% without a doubt what the game that Francine Dee is playing in these photos is - but I’ve been told that it looks like she’s playing Madden 2008, so that’s what I’m going to say it is. If that’s wrong, feel free to correct me in the comments or something. Anyhow, I’m a big fan of Francine Dee - for once, a gallery features a girl that I like more than the game she’s playing! - and her total no-holds-barred, member interaction/super voyeurism website thing that she’s got going on. Seriously, the girl has a ton of 24/7 spy cameras in her house that you can watch… you can catch her in the shower and doing naughty things if you get lucky, haha. Also, she runs some pretty cool contests. Right now (11/25/09 to 02/25/10 to be exact) she’s doing her “Champagne Room Contest” again, where two of her members can win some private time with her at a Las Vegas club, as well as some per diem to help cover entertainment/travel costs. If you sign up and win, maybe you can get her to tell you exactly what game she was playing here for me… and of course, tell her to do more gamer-themed shoots and videos. Or you could just ogle her… whatever floats your boat!

Korean beauty Almond Tease is SUCH a damned cutie, that it doesn’t matter what she’s doing - she practically radiates sparkles, sunshine, and sex appeal. I mean, just check out the happy smiles and goofy faces that she flashes the camera as she’s working out in her super-skimpy outfit… you can tell that she’s having a blast! But I guess that’s part of why she’s called Almond Tease, after all - she’s just so good at flirting with the camera and teasing her fans. Another reason would be that there’s no full-on nudity in this particular set… but fear not, my lustful readers, if you go to her website there’s plenty of pix & vids of her not only totally nude, but also doing hardcore sex scenes as well! So, yes… one could say that this gallery was just a warm-up?

So, I’m currently in the process of decorating my new apartment… and the boyfriend and I have decided to do our bedroom in a sort of calm, traditional Asian theme, to contrast with the bolder colors & decor in the rest of the house. After seeing Nan from Asian Sexy Teens do her thing in these photos, though, I’m rethinking the whole “serene, Zen” atmosphere and wondering if we could just import this girl over to our bedroom and make it an Asian swinger/hot chick themed boom boom room? Um, just kidding, of course, but the thought is a nice one… I guess I can stand to share this hottie with the rest of the Asian Sexy Teens site members… for now…

Porn newbie Ariel Spinner manages to combine almost everything that I love in a good solo girl into one tight and hot little package — first off, she’s a totally adorable Asian girl, which is pretty obviously one of my fetishes. And then there’s the fact that she’s always smiling and laughing and being raunchy as hell in her photos and videos, and a kickass personality is pretty high on my personal list on turn-ons. Plus, she’s rocking the pigtails, and those are like effing porn kryptonite for me! The fact that she also has a great body, complete with perky little tits complete with nice brown nipples, just about makes Ariel Spinner practically perfect in every way.