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So it has come to pass that our listenership is stronger than we originally thought! Over 9000...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:16:01 +0800

So it has come to pass that our listenership is stronger than we originally thought! Over 9000 downloads since we began which means we have a whole bunch of people who haven’t contacted us! Please get in touch, we want to know your name.

This week it’s the three muskateers discussing paramedic masterminds, Gumtree grifts, machetes in old McDonald’s farm and boys fighting for their grandfather’s affection.David also shares a pearl of wisdom.

Music this week is by Daramad.

Like us on the book, tweet as @yourhouse and of course, tell your friends to listen here.

Episode 064 - Leano Casino

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:18:26 +0800

Where on earth is Brett?

This week we question the validity of the five cent coin, TAB, Lingerie Football and dirty tactics. We’re a pretty cynical bunch.

Boys Club is here and it is here to stay. If you had to choose one for your career, which Emergency Services would you join?

Chris comes to the realisation that there are now children being born after Kurt Cobain died. We are also the #1 podcast in Australia when searching the word ‘hate’.

This weeks tunes are by local dog NAIK.

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Episode 063 - Reigning Wild Animals

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:17:45 +0800

Urrbody in tha club gettin’ podcasts… we’re back again. Aandrew joins us once again for another Sunday morning discussion.

Once again no Boys Club, but there is plenty of news and stories of old for everyone to enjoy. Topics include Fake Road Rage Rampage, Creating False Beliefs, Drink up/Stand up, StillNox/HardCox, Fast Food Feats and Saddles (for Doggies).

We also mildly endorse teen weight loss through the use (and abuse) of illicit substances.

Music this week by Sunny.

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Episode 062 - Stop. It's Schammer Time.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 10:49:00 +0800

Ladies and gentlegents, thanks again for listening to another episode of Perth’s greatest podcast (unless you’re into gardening, in which case the ABC has a Perth-based podcast with higher ratings than us)!

This week Andrew joins us for another wonderful hour of Perth news and stories of the good ol’ days. Unfortunately there is no Boys Club this week as we hit the wall, but rest assured it isn’t going anywhere.

Stories include relationship fraud, throat slashing, hoon-boys and great inventions (such as rats with implants that let them feel infra-red light).

For in depth analyses of every Baz Luhrmann film, please call Byron Schammer (ex-AFL footballer) on 0420 909 379. For international listeners, add +61 for the area code.

Tunes this week are ‘…And Sever Us From the Present’ and ‘Deaden the Fields’ by Tangled Thoughts of Leaving.

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Episode 061 - Barbers' Anonymous

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:58:00 +0800

Offense is always the greatest defense. This week we were joined by Andrew Bleep to discuss Nerf Quartets, Replica Weaponry, in depth sting operations to retrieve stolen trailers and Beer Wenches.

A special treat this week for Boys Club: we discuss the best and worst haircuts we have even been given (or in some cases, given ourselves).

Music this week by Runner.

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Episode 060 - Straight up 'strayan!

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:18:00 +0800

Ladies and Gentledads, another tasty aural feast prepared for you by the wonderful young men at LPHP. Fan favourite Nay Nay joins the crew as Chris makes a fleeting comeback.

An overriding theme of manliness takes hold of this episode; what being a man means to the boys and how this correlates to being Australian.

Music this week by PerthCT.

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Episode 059 - Your office, full of Manikins.

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:52:00 +0800

Andrew Bleep joins the crew this week to discuss driving through roadworks at night,
car-meets-house occurrances, seal pups and dog kickers.

Boys club: Stories of olden times when the fellas have found themselves in BIG trouble.

Tunes this week by Andrew Ewing.

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Episode 058 - Live Cranin'

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:48:00 +0800

Hot Perth days turn into hot Perth nights. 2013 brings about live tweetin’ and special guest, Hawk D O double G!

Recorded on the balmy peaks of Dick Mountain, episode 058 includes discussions of new Perth underwater pedestrian tunnels and well armed Little Litter Rangers. In fact, there are several stories about men armed with unusual instruments!

Boys Club: If you had to have the name of one of the podcast members tattooed on your body, who would it be, why and where would you get the tat?

Music this week is Wolves at the Door ‘White Ride’ and Leure 'Tired’.

Don’t forget to tell a friend!

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Episode 057 - Ladies and Gentle Dads!

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 08:53:00 +0800

Our final episode recorded in 2012 features the ever popular hot-seat format, featuring the one and only Pat Cash!

News includes young fellas riding dirty on trains, Dad beating fads and Taxi Heroes.

Boys Club asks the guys to share their experiences of working with the older generation, in particular what they have learned from the olds.

Despite our inability to deliver you episodes on time, rest assured that we will probably be doing this for years and years and years.

Music this week is Tame Impala ‘It Feels Like We Only Go Backwards’ (Live on RTRFM) and Craig McElhinney ‘Sore Loser’. Treasure this shit.

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Episode 056 - Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:26:00 +0800

Episode 056 - Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

A late 2012 episode that we are finally getting out into the world. Sorry for the delay I’ve forgotten what it was even about!

Boys Club: Something about School?

Intro and Outro by Race to the your Face (I think)

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Kisses Dace

Episode 55 - Scrums on the Streets!

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:12:44 +0800

Keep movang those feets! BaDATDAT…..

Thanks listeners for joining us on another journey through Perth’s pink and exposed underbelly, ripe for the tickling. This week we discuss some cricket confidentials, WA booze-spending requirements, fighting lasses and the difference between cuts and lacerations.

Boys Club: Parents say the darndest things

Intro: YLEM - Sweat

Outro: Usurper of Modern Medicine - I am the Panopticon (YLEM Remix)

Thanks again to Mr Nockolds for his great help editing as usual
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Episode 054 - The Bird and the Bees

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 06:02:00 +0800

This week ladies and gentlemen, we’re rolling content heavy.

Join us for an hour of aural delight and discussions about birds and bees in cars, plenty of news including elderly driving escapades and all-in Butler brawls.

Boys club is a treat this week; the boys share stories about some of their favourite surprises and scares that they have partaken in.

Please enjoy and as always, tell a friend!

Tunes this week by Sacred Flower Union.

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Episode 053 - Lord Kevin Rayney

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 17:16:00 +0800

This week we’re joined by Andrew Bleep and Nathan King-of-Rottenest.

Topics include News of the week, Andrew’s travels and a boys club targeted to those outside of Perth.

Speaking of outside of Perth - no podcast next week as all the boys have left to go see Radiohead.

Kisses

Intro: Blood Orange - Mayor Dadi
Outro: Average or Below - Mayor Dadi

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Episode 52 - LPHP LBFL

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:02:48 +0800

Late Boys For Life

Apologies fair listeners, for yet another late instalment of LPHP. But thanks for sticking with us as you are all in for a treat this week with discussions ranging from the recapture of the WA devils to a new $2 Billion Perth theme park. And prepare your ears for a great Boys club concerning time travelling LPHP fiends (courtesy of one R.R.)

Intro: Snowman - Hyena

Outro: Snowman - You are a Casino

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Kisses

Episode 051 - Snake Sticks, Snack Wips (3d)

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 14:26:34 +0800

Episode 051 - Snake Sticks, Snack Wips (3d) :

We are back better then ever from a forced break.

This week was full of absolutely fucking crazy crimes and animal weapons.

Boys Club: What suburbs would be bomb in Perth. The answer: Indecision.

In our new promotion plan we will only be playing Perth bands. What a better place to start then friends of the show Perth.

Intro - Seesaw by Perth

Outro - Boy by Perth

Thanks to Ben Nockolds for being the best boy as always!

Listen here or we will get the snake sticks out.

Episode 50 - Mission Accomplished!

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:08:41 +0800

You heard it here first folks! The boys from LPHP made it to 50 sweet sweet Episodes!
“So What?” I hear you say, well let me tell you that is the most commitment these LPHP lads have ever put into any project together, and its all for you our lovely listeners.

So please, find yourselves an hour or so to enjoy our celebrations and, as per usual, some more musings upon life in Perth.

Topics: Local T-1000 vigilantes, Laps for Chaps, Drunken Beachgoers and what the LPHP Lads would be up to when they reach 50 (Boys Club)

Intro: Paul Prestipino - The Whaler

Outro: Craig McElhinney - The Kavorka

Thanks to guests Nathan, Aido and the effervescent Red Lantern for joining us on such an auspicious occasion and as usual to Ben Nockolds for softening our vocal blows!
And of course thanks must go out to our listeners, to the six of you out there, keep it up, its because of you that us LPHP men can drag ourselves through our mundane existences week to week!

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Kisses

Episode 049 - Dream Weasel

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:41:00 +0800

Some say a triangle is the strongest shape. Much like the strong ole triangle, this episode features 3 sides that have come together to form one truly formidable podcast…
Others believe all things are relative, and perhaps in order to make a better Episode 50 LPHP has taken a, well lets say ‘sacrifice’, in quality in order to appease you, our beloved listener(s)

Topics: Rapid-fire Boys Club, Tractors and 12 people parties

Intro: French Rockets - Swirled and Curled

Outro: Salamander - Black Gila (Sumguh remix)

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Kisses

Episode 048 - Where is Shop City? (3D)

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:06:00 +0800

Episode 048 - Where is Shop City? (3D)

Episode 047 - The Pulsar of Perth

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 13:16:12 +0800

Episode 047 - The Pulsar of Perth:

It’s finally here and it might be worth it? Episode 047 have a listen.

Topics: The Pulsar of Perth, Arm Wrestling, Hospital blunders.

Boys Club: The 2013 technology takeover (NOT ROBOTS YOU IDIOTS)

Thanks to Ben Nockolds for spending his time fixing this up so we could leave it sitting in a file on the internet and not upload it.

Intro - Chained by The xx

Outro - Solitude by Entertainment for the Braindead

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Kisses

Episode 046 - The Greatest Scat-Porn Actor

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 09:00:00 +0800

Discussions include:
- News of the week
- Raising hell on school buses
- Boys Club: What disability would you most/least want to have
- Crimetime

Thanks as always to Ben Nockolds - even though these recordings were pretty much unusable - he found a way.
What a stand-up boy.

Kisses,
Brett

Intro: “Soul Master” - Michael Johnson
Outro: “Explose” - Michael Johnson

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Sorry once again for the delay folks, we had even more technical problems this week.