http://www.ladyraptastic.com I get myself into trouble and spit the stories at you like a rhino shootin water out his nose. I've thrown bikes under moving vehicles, beat a nurse with an urn, went on the run with a ho after we left jail, got kicked out of a church xmas party and burned my neighor's yard while trying to save their dog. And it keeps getting better, ho. Feel free to take and spread the Lady's audio around. Just give her credit and share the ladyraptastic.com url as well, ho. lady@ladyraptastic.om (lady@ladyraptastic.om) en-us Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:41:57 GMT Hipcast RSS Feeder 1.25 Comedy 60 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/albumart/1019_1248028917.jpg http://www.ladyraptastic.com yes Lady Raptastic no heathercaplinger mark@mindcomet.com db20c872-2ce8-22a5-34fc-4e46fff8ec52 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:37:02 GMT yes 00:53:44 Lady Raptastic I am sorry. Problems in my life have caused this show to be late. Do not judge, ho no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/HaIwvziYniQ/459e3636-2c05-8838-3aa7-9a44217fa6a7.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/459e3636-2c05-8838-3aa7-9a44217fa6a7.mp3 9c4638f9-e88a-c26f-4019-7b9d52f76e78 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:36:28 GMT yes 00:33:58 Lady Raptastic Lady is back and ready to attack, ho no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/Jc1vnTac_tw/1ac382ab-4e1e-068f-ab4c-f08680554ed6.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/1ac382ab-4e1e-068f-ab4c-f08680554ed6.mp3 d77b7bd6-29c6-bb1f-2cc5-689af72572f0 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:35:34 GMT yes 00:04:05 Lady Raptastic it's late and i am sorry. Do not judge. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/MZSt8QGFOYc/b0809642-84b4-eaef-0f06-09c4fc3312d9.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/b0809642-84b4-eaef-0f06-09c4fc3312d9.mp3 65d62c9b-3742-367a-ddad-4d35419bae6d Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:34:51 GMT yes 00:00:56 Lady Raptastic This show is going to be on like a hat no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/ydIfE0uOxnI/2239b342-60e1-d859-1969-af7801ac0cb5.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/2239b342-60e1-d859-1969-af7801ac0cb5.mp3 d58b8891-f134-fbff-9c8d-2a4a56195287 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:33:26 GMT yes 00:43:11 Lady Raptastic Albino squirrel, new word of the day, and many other stories to get inside yo head. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/OAeqXcY-17w/21a9158c-e327-8469-6766-687cf79ccdc2.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/21a9158c-e327-8469-6766-687cf79ccdc2.mp3 b99d2f2c-666a-7c86-c8fd-1e77429c6686 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:32:06 GMT yes 01:03:00 Lady Raptastic Opening Monologue: cow tipping with a white friend, Far Side segment- I make up my own Far Side comic (two of them to be exacts), News- a gang has a nut-themed name, Miss Deaf Texas is dead, and there's something else I forgot. But it's there, Letters- people ask for my advice and I give it, Fan letters- collected from myspace, Weather- how it is here. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/0lGB-WPG848/3d696f1d-dfde-a888-9e44-525e4e6f11e1.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/3d696f1d-dfde-a888-9e44-525e4e6f11e1.mp3 405a8e14-d525-d851-bd1e-18b6b1c79a62 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:29:52 GMT yes 00:03:20 Lady Raptastic They loves me no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/CbhOKrGY69Q/21a2d21f-74ad-b98a-50af-57d828a46302.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/21a2d21f-74ad-b98a-50af-57d828a46302.mp3 1ed6e0f6-4b47-c848-7712-dad3fe018a4b Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:29:01 GMT yes 00:13:06 Lady Raptastic I try my best to podcast amidst the turmoil and despair that is the Lady's life. Please bare with me through this financial debacle I have inbibed myself into. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/MtEALtBWkvQ/d5f58d51-f952-84af-5500-f9ee23c4028e.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/d5f58d51-f952-84af-5500-f9ee23c4028e.mp3 ca734b63-5d0b-7b7a-f84c-44963b7384c5 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:28:16 GMT yes 00:07:11 Lady Raptastic Criffer, a friend on myspace, interviews me about my time flying the friendly skies, for a school project. he told me he pay me $50 for the interview. If he do not I will take legal and angry actions against his cute a**. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/1WNTFdDk1-8/3f94c677-a9fe-ce77-e225-8fee01f2603e.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/3f94c677-a9fe-ce77-e225-8fee01f2603e.mp3 7c5148ac-ad13-1a5b-c4f5-cfe1922d3c25 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:26:58 GMT yes 00:03:18 Lady Raptastic Oh my lord. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/Y9KZdABvNAs/370b710d-a770-d918-3e8f-be5ed12911d2.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/370b710d-a770-d918-3e8f-be5ed12911d2.mp3 22165131-9d5d-cd81-9d1b-0e1cd1cf1fac Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:26:09 GMT yes 00:12:04 Lady Raptastic I meet a beer delivery man at Tiki's birthday party at the bar. I go to a Chinese restaurant and I get my tires rotated. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/0ZJshk4KD3w/c6ec55a5-a01e-5eb9-a6a3-8f278408d407.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/c6ec55a5-a01e-5eb9-a6a3-8f278408d407.mp3 840d7d22-ceea-193e-fe12-89202e72b2e5 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:24:52 GMT yes 00:04:18 Lady Raptastic I was talked about on the Brad and Blake Show (bradandblake.com) way back in da day but I forgot to put this up here. Listen to people talk about me! no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/YLmWfIhxsP8/ba3a8ebb-73c9-16cf-979f-aa8193efaf8a.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/ba3a8ebb-73c9-16cf-979f-aa8193efaf8a.mp3 bbdd1ebc-9709-2a8c-3b5a-27eb3a1d4d65 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:23:38 GMT yes 00:18:05 Lady Raptastic I tell several stories including a homeless woman I meet with cats, me joining the ROTC, me fighting with a Ipod girl and many more. I forget what they are, as I have a hangover. Pardon me and please...do not judge. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/ClaPaza0RNQ/2a823829-57b1-ad29-cc66-ce141e5fbe2e.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/2a823829-57b1-ad29-cc66-ce141e5fbe2e.mp3 3f2e35ed-4c2c-7d40-47db-9af97f1c0a61 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:20:01 GMT yes 00:12:40 Lady Raptastic I go bird shopping and am surprised by the prices. I run into a homeless man and actually speak to him. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/cBs0r9q_iNo/279ed955-4699-83b7-4de4-6e297c61ad0b.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/279ed955-4699-83b7-4de4-6e297c61ad0b.mp3 17519b12-6d9f-8960-6c0e-e4dfe2d53d0b Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:19:04 GMT yes 00:06:16 Lady Raptastic Bastardcast goes to my blog, reads en entry and then decides to read the entry, utloud, on their show, for their whole audience (which probably numbers in the teens, both in age and number okaaay!!!??). All the cursing and DEAD AIR is left out (which they have plenty of in every single show). You remember the entry I posted about me admitting defeat to them and how the church prayed for them? That's the entry they read on their show. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/xi4gfFSrOvs/592123e0-9ae1-391a-0493-6b20f5c383db.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/592123e0-9ae1-391a-0493-6b20f5c383db.mp3 daf5f2d3-e92d-198f-0cbe-7c487d31748b Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:18:14 GMT yes 00:11:30 Lady Raptastic I am on my way to get my license and registration for my car and share the story of a former co-worker named Barbara who fell into hard times. This tiny, heavy set woman went from a office job to behind bars to dealin drugs in a matter of months...all because she borrowed someone's car. Shame. Be on the lookout for my next one- it's going to be about Bastardcast! no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/akhoP-YhnAs/ad5c6c79-48ac-7e03-8e6c-c53b519bbce4.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/ad5c6c79-48ac-7e03-8e6c-c53b519bbce4.mp3 77aa2cf1-50b2-fbf8-3cd4-d6ba1e594ce2 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:17:26 GMT yes 00:08:58 Lady Raptastic Three things: I ask you to tell me if you have made resolutions for the coming year, I share the involved and dramatic story of my Aunie with the severed tendon and I reveal my brush with celebrity. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/M8AY9u5zl8U/04029619-1632-0f23-b41c-ad7d8a917486.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/04029619-1632-0f23-b41c-ad7d8a917486.mp3 e70999be-307b-d2b2-4b9a-1d5947fbee07 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:16:32 GMT yes 00:13:28 Lady Raptastic This is my myspace survey in which I share my deepest darkest myspace thoughts. This myspace survey was made apparent to me by a myspace survey sender named Chocolate Cake. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/AtYIZeWQbsk/4fc8c7c7-bb07-594c-ce31-c0a645b4ae0d.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/4fc8c7c7-bb07-594c-ce31-c0a645b4ae0d.mp3 cee0086f-7d21-57ca-f078-781cb3b76a97 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:15:09 GMT yes 00:13:28 Lady Raptastic I sing a song on my way to the gym; I am taking care of my friend's cat (she gave each of her cats to a friend cuz she know ain't nobody going to take care of all three); I did not eat cake at the birthday party; my album is not finished but do not hate; A baby stare at me; I almost hit a dog in my car; I save a dog in the backyard. And that is the show, ho. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/AtYIZeWQbsk/4fc8c7c7-bb07-594c-ce31-c0a645b4ae0d.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/4fc8c7c7-bb07-594c-ce31-c0a645b4ae0d.mp3 18f0f6c1-2980-19cf-411e-e704548cf42a Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:14:03 GMT yes 00:16:15 Lady Raptastic Nathan Skippet attacks me with his voicemails, as does another member of the community theater. I let Nathan have it once or twice. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/AQ8pyIjQ0cE/8163c9ea-281b-225e-059f-b6cc841f67c6.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/8163c9ea-281b-225e-059f-b6cc841f67c6.mp3 ed705555-0add-86e3-338f-1c6a46c89cfd Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:12:52 GMT yes 00:11:19 Lady Raptastic More fans call in no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/R8wvTwOsvXo/211aa5a4-7ef8-8082-b0dd-35c4b9c3648d.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/211aa5a4-7ef8-8082-b0dd-35c4b9c3648d.mp3 ac703195-0bf2-e1b1-6db9-821a2483e39e Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:12:15 GMT yes 00:07:32 Lady Raptastic I call the Judge Judy Hotline in an attempt to get my court case on the show. I get a call back from them but it was not what I expected no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/iEYmxBcuJMg/5d5125fc-d7ba-c974-7bea-88f6ddda6239.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/5d5125fc-d7ba-c974-7bea-88f6ddda6239.mp3 6250b916-4cc6-ddd7-344f-db98b4a9feab Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:11:14 GMT yes 00:10:17 Lady Raptastic (Dis should have been posted earlier but my producer stupid. However, it still got entertainment value so listen anyway) I share (on the influence of caffeine pills) my excitedments for new Year's Eve, my friend inviting me to the ATL (even though she datin a 20 year old man and I just KNOW they want me to get up in that mess), the person who was lettin me barrow they car died so LADY RAP GOT A CAR OKAAAAAY!!! Last and most least, I diss hardcore the bastardcast (bastardcast.com), this podcast that randomly asked me to be their myspace friend. I added them, but shouldn't have until I listened to a show because it is absolutely horrible and amateurish, childish and plain stupid. Please go and listen for yourself and see how a stank podcast sounds...then come back to quality....Lady Raptastic. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/vu6U1-Ypnj0/872158cf-a963-f732-9db7-529cc3785e45.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/872158cf-a963-f732-9db7-529cc3785e45.mp3 68474990-aeee-8412-bd20-8c47d6a81d1e Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:08:24 GMT yes 00:09:55 Lady Raptastic I am under the weather so I am sorry for my excessive coughings....I talk about my New Years Eve outfit, Mariah and her 17th number one, a tea party down the street, making peace with the dog next door, the people at Judge Judy do not take me seriously (further info will be coming). I get inspirational for a brief moments, then get an idea of how to overcome my mounting table of legal bills. no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/UlCMRYt42Jc/f8532a86-76bf-1709-b176-d1d8e2c025dc.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/f8532a86-76bf-1709-b176-d1d8e2c025dc.mp3 132fdae8-c0f7-9fd0-b709-56df546c3833 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:07:32 GMT yes 00:07:57 Lady Raptastic Dis show wuz supposed to been aired awhile back but never got up, so some info is out of order with da rest of da shows...but shut up...ain't nobody perfect especially yo a** okaaaay!!!! A friend invites me to go see King Kong; update on my friend's car; A podcast association wants me to remove my podcast from the air because on a previous podcast I sing a line from Lovely Lady Lumps....but I got me a plan; yo crazy messages on da Lovely Lady Line improv da color of da world; I meet Simone on a bus who got a crazy story; I went on a date and I have some advice for your dating life; I welcome you to my myspace profile (myspace.com/ladyraptastic) and welcome my gay mens fans with open arms no http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ladyraptasticshow/~3/9Lo8NvqJfHY/f8e3ad2b-10d2-f363-8bd9-08f6ca07df07.mp3 http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/f8e3ad2b-10d2-f363-8bd9-08f6ca07df07.mp3