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Tom Vrab vs. Pau Gasol

- Nick Spears

I also got a few Celtics cards in my packs. I will show you what I will do with those soon!

KHLOE: I love you more!

LO: NO I love you more

KHLOE: More than CANDY???

Ride on Candy Man, Ride on

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““It was a very attractive opportunity. I play Victor, a normal person who is involved in a car accident and police are suspicious that I am responsible for what happened. I have good, meaty dialogue with an officer,” Gasol told daily newspaper El Pais.”

Beautiful ain’t it? 2010 Here we come.

- From J.E. Skeets NBA Yahoo Blog -

• The Jeweler: High-profile jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills created the rings from a special batch of 15-karat Laker gold to commemorate their 15th NBA championship. Most rings are 14-karat gold.

• The Jewels: The ring is comprised of 15 diamonds weighing in at 2.85 carats. (Note: Khloe’s is 9 carats.)

• The Price: It’s tough to say. Mike Bresnahan of the L.A. Times figures each ring is worth “at least $10,000.” That sounds way too low. In fact, I know someone that knows someone who was given an “employee ring” a few years that was about $7,000 itself. I imagine the “player ice” is considerably more expensive. If I had to guess the Lakers’ price tag, I’d say $30K.

• The Design: This is cool: The ring mirrors the shape of the exterior of their home arena, the Staples Center. When viewed from the side, you can see the “roof” and “sides” of the Lakers’ home court. Also, each player has an image of his face inscribed on the side of his ring, the first time such a feature had been included on NBA championship rings.

• The Box: Yes, the box. When opened, each box has two built-in LED spotlights that actually shine on the ring. Oh, the ring is also mounted on a rotating mechanical platform. The box is basically a mini-nightclub.

CLICK TO WATCH THE RINGS SLIDESHOW

Pau Gasol and Geico Caveman

Kobe Bryant and Stewie from Family Guy

Andrew Bynum and Tracy Morgan

And for some even funnier stuff, here are a few Celtic Look Alikes…

Paul Pierce and Beetlejuice from Howard Stern

Rajon Rondo and Earthworm Jim

Sam Cassell and Enemy Mine (he’s not a Celtic anymore, but still noteworthy)

Check out the rest of the look alikes/halloween suggestions here.

Courtesy of Keith Del Mar.

Apparently the left side means “championship” in Chinese. Where’s Sun Yue when you need him to appreciate this doo?

So, last night during my roommates 25th birthday party at the Crocker Club in downtown LA, Ronny Turiaf showed up with a few friends. Mind you this was a private event, as we had a big section of the club secured from the rest of the place. So there were only about 40-50 people there.

I went up and introduced myself to Ronny, told him it was nice to meet him and to come to my roommate’s party. I asked how it was going with Golden State. He looked away, not interested in even a brief hello. He mumbled a few words to my questions, and then when I asked if we could take a picture (I was taking pictures of everyone at the party) he said “No man, we are in a club.” So I said, “whatever” and walked off.

Later, I asked my roommate, whose party this was that Ronny was attending, if he would go up and get a picture with him and his friends that my roommate knew. Ronny still said no, even after the buddies he came with told him that my roommate was the birthday boy and his party.

Really Ronny?

Talk about full of yourself! No pictures I can sort of understand (even though Ronny is no one that famous) but to not even be nice to the guests who are throwing the party you are attending? That is just being a straight up Jerk.

Good luck with the crappy Warriors Ronny. We won’t miss you.

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From Kevin Moore.

From Kevin Moore.