Laser Blade w/ Machine Gun Attachment

DEFUNCT

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:41:00 +0000

I stopped posting here for now, FYI

Unsure

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 01:45:00 +0000

Escape

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:31:00 +0000

I've always wanted to write a book. Sometimes I think of things to write about. I came up with this just now. It took about 3 minutes; I wrote it down just so in my Google Docs:

NO SAFE PLACE

it's my book

group of kids on the run in the future from robots

post apocalyptic

they all get killed

I suppose you won't have to read it now, if I ever actually write it. Also, I looked up No Safe Place on Amazon and there are many books called that already. So, I might change the name to No Safe Places.

It won't be like Terminator, I promise.

photo shoot

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:43:00 +0000

Distressing email

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:20:00 +0000

Ever since moving to Southern Philadelphia proper, I have been getting harassed by these guys. I'm contacting my local representatives to crack down on them. This is a real nuisance.

__________________________________________________
From: Philacrimers [spct@crimes.com]
Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 9:47 AM
To: Steve Houston
Subject: Join our crimes group or else we’ll crime you

Mr. Houston,

This is the third time we have contacted you for you to become a ganger on our criming team. Nobody says no to the Southern Philadelphia Crimer Team—NOT EVEN THE MAYOR. Everyone knows we do the best crimes and they DO WHAT WE SAY.

If you don’t join our team, we’re going to do crimes in and around your house and person. Some of these crimes could possibly be:

-Taking your trash can
-Messing with your mail
-Eggings
-Stealing your newspapers
-Punching your mouth

I swear you better join the Crimers or else.

Sincerely,

Pat Hebbins, SPCT Leader

Blogging

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:03:00 +0000

I think bloging might be over! Seems like Twitter and FB and Flickr and all sorts of things are doing away with pointless personal blogs like this one that nobody reads anyway. At least that's what's happening with me. But I do notice that most blogs from friends and acquaintances have dropped off drastically.

I'll post something if I think of anything good.

Friends

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:17:00 +0000

2010-01-14 20.00.03, originally uploaded by brendan2026.

I really like this shot.

2010-01-15 07.53.06

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:53:00 +0000

Steel versus Steel sample

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:55:00 +0000

We have been having a blast with our new rock band, Steel versus Steel. So here's a little sample of what we have been working on. It's the ending of a song that we think is pretty badass. Quality is poor as it is taken from a Flip video camera recording.

CLICK HERE FOR TUNES

We hope to be ready for playing out Summer 2010, I'd say. Maybe earlier, who knows.

No vox in this sample, sorry Rob.

Recovered from the vaults

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:39:00 +0000

My sister sometime in the 80s.

Mom Mom says we are...

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:59:00 +0000

This is my sweet sweet grandmother, Janet Carpenter. I love her lots.

Las blog

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:13:00 +0000

Apologies for not really blogging anymore. I'm still around though. I suppose I should come clean and reveal the truth behind this blog.

The truth is that I started this blog as part of the Hormel Quality Meats's Next Blogger! challenge. I had to show that I could create and run a wildly successful blog in order to win the prize, which was to become one of the infamous Hormel Quality Meats bloggers. I'm sure you are familiar with their shenanigans.

Needless to say, I didn't win. The blame here lies with you, oh reader, for not making Laser Blade go viral. It's a damn shame, too, because I really needed that Hormel salary.

$62,000 per year.

S. Philly snow

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:48:00 +0000

this is how much snow

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:22:00 +0000

Friday Night!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:25:00 +0000

The Vortex

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:00:00 +0000

I went to this excellent burger spot in Little Five Points, Atlanta. I had the best burger I've eaten in ages. Also, the entrance is a skull with crazy eyes.

Atlanta

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:07:00 +0000

sleeper

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:13:00 +0000

I enjoyed this

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:24:00 +0000

Tim Heidecker Stand Up 9 from Tim Heidecker on Vimeo.

Test post

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:12:00 +0000

I'm using newfangled mobile software on this post. I hope the results are good.

Philly Thanksgiving Parade with babies

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:01:00 +0000

Steel versus Steel

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:45:00 +0000

I think maybe my mates don't want me to post this, but oh well. We've got some new music happening. We're a band called Steel versus Steel. This is our first practice.

KRMPOTICH

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:43:00 +0000

KRMPOTICH, originally uploaded by brendan2026.

The truck reads:

DAVID M. KRMPOTICH

"The Gentlemen Movers"

I have seen this truck around Conshohocken and have been attempting to snap a photo, to no avail. Today I got lucky. The truck is a little farther away in the photo than I would have liked. But you can see what is going on.

I thought Krmpotich would defy some sort of consonant/vowel rule, but there it is. And don't forget, they are "The Gentlemen Movers."

I like this.

What I have been up to

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:37:00 +0000

It certainly hasn't been posting to L-Blade.

Ugh, more baby

noreply@blogger.com (Steve) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:14:00 +0000