tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88560335848610264792025-04-13T12:24:48.187-07:00FUNNY JOKES - SMS JOKES - JOKES - JOKE OF THE DAY - SARDAR JOKES - HINDI JOKES - SHORT JOKES - TEXT JOKES - NEW JOKES - GOOD JOKES - ENGLISH JOKES - KIDS JOKES - FRIENDSHIP SMS - LOVE SMS - FUNNY SMS - FRIEND SMS - LOVELY SMS - FRIENDS SMS - SMS GRATIS - LATEST JOKES - SMS MESSAGESBlog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.comBlogger837125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-40444996825540448362013-03-28T04:29:00.000-07:002013-03-28T04:29:27.815-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">If someone waits for you it doesn't mean that they have nothing else to do. It just means that nothing else is important than you.</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">*********</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kid: Lets go McDonalds</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Dad: ok, but first tell me the spelling of McDonalds</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kid (after thinking for a while): &nbsp;leave McDonalds, lets go to KFC</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">*********</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">You must be tired because you have been running through my mind, you gotta be a thief because you have stolen my heart and I must have been a bad shooter because I keep missing you.</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">*********</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">A kid's cute love - Even though I get beaten by mom and teacher for breaking pencil tip, still I do, because my girlfriend smiles while giving me the sharpener.</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> </div> Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-67881063845422644102012-10-22T11:21:00.001-07:002012-10-22T11:21:07.669-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Use &amp; enjoy every moment of Life..<br /> don't save it..!!<br /> because<br /> There is no courtesy desk for us to get a refund on our unused life..!!!<br /> <br /> *********<br /> <br /> <br /> Two thoughts decide the progress of Life.<br /> The way you interact when you have nothing in hand<br /> &amp;<br /> The way you manage when you have everything in hand.<br /> <br /> *********<br /> <br /> <br /> "Time is the Most Elastic Element of the World,<br /> Because it increases the minutes when we are waiting for someone &amp; decreases the hours when we are enjoying with someone".<br /> <br /> <br /> </div> Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-7559182711184152652012-10-18T14:14:00.000-07:002024-08-05T22:32:21.770-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">A True Saying:</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Don't waste your love for an unknown, keep it only for two persons-</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">One who has given you birth and</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">One who has taken birth for you</span></div> </div> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">xxxxxxxxx</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div> <div> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Language has a great impact: Those who speak rude can't sell honey and those who speak sweet can even sell chilies.</span></div> </div> <div> <br /></div> </div> Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-1907996700901204132012-09-02T07:19:00.001-07:002012-09-02T07:19:26.651-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Present day technology of this funny world:</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">and</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dish wash liquids with real lemon"!</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;xxxxxxxxx</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Boyfriend thought LOL means "Lots of love". So he sent the following text to his girlfriend -&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"You are the only girl in my life LOL..."</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;xxxxxxxxx</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Girls can never be equal to boys because it takes courage to wear the same clothes for a week and still think, "Abhi to kapde thik thak hain, do din aur chalenge."</span><br /> <br /> <br /> </div> Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-79701435664167537832012-04-03T03:21:00.000-07:002012-04-03T03:22:40.421-07:00What is Richness?<br />Richness is not<br />Earning more,<br />Spending more or<br />Saving more<br />Richness is when you need<br />"No More"<br /><br />Have a Rich Day:-)<br /><br />*********<br /><br />On the canvas of life we often go off color, but as long as people like you are there to add the right shades. Life goes on to be a RAINBOW!<br /><br />*********<br /><br />Wonderful thing about time is the fact that you cannot waste it in advance. No matter what has happened to you in the past, future is always available.Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-72655169490817642892012-04-03T03:17:00.001-07:002012-04-03T03:19:50.518-07:00Fallen flowers can't grow back, but if the roots are strong new flowers certainly can. Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it is about what you can still do.<br /><br />*********<br /><br />When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you and it doesn't mean that they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.<br /><br />*********<br /><br />When the relation is new people find excuses to meet you, but as it becomes old people find excuses to avoid you. Strange but true!Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-52528173926493904572012-03-23T06:37:00.001-07:002012-03-23T06:40:50.296-07:00Two men talking-<br />1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house and doing laundry<br />2nd: Strange! I am taking divorce for the same reason<br /><br />*********<br /><br />Finding love is like finding shoes. People look for good looking ones but somehow they end up with the ones they feel comfortable with.<br /><br />*********<br /><br />Son: Dad why doesn't law permit us to have more than one wife?<br />Dad: when you get married son, you'll realize that law is on our side...Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-48238458700158370852012-03-23T06:32:00.000-07:002012-03-23T06:36:11.443-07:00The most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and the next best thing is to know that you are the reason behind that smile.<br /><br />*********<br /><br />People say good people become stars in sky when they die, but I believe good stars fall from sky and become lovely friend like you.<br /><br />*********<br /><br />Every new day is a new chapter of life, bringing new topic, new moments for life. I wish good moments always approach you to make your life joyful.Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-10079857947304558732012-01-21T23:15:00.000-08:002012-01-21T23:16:17.640-08:00Orange ka juice<br />My friends are kanjus<br /><br />Aam ka achar<br />Hamesha bahane taiyaar<br /><br />Ice cream ka cone<br />Na kare kabhi phone<br /><br />Bahane hain easy<br />Kehte hain I am busy!Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-35584205144442574582012-01-21T23:11:00.000-08:002012-01-21T23:14:17.248-08:00Never waste time for someone who doesn't even bother spending time for you. Be with someone who will say, "Time is wasted if I am not with you."<br /><br />*********<br /><br />Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk to be with you.<br /><br />*********<br /><br />We never know <br />Why we like some people more than others,<br />Why we love some people without reasons,<br />Why we feel happy with their presence,<br />Guess?<br />Some relations have no explanations!Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-22687860790546714422011-12-18T22:33:00.000-08:002011-12-18T22:34:11.228-08:00What's the fastest thing on the earth?<br /><br />Bullet?<br />No...<br /><br />Sound?<br />No...<br /><br />Light?<br />No...<br /><br />The answer is <br />"Prayer"<br />because it reaches God even before you say it...Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-85750151685689341792011-12-18T22:28:00.000-08:002011-12-18T22:32:21.385-08:00Three stupid stages of life:<br /><br />TEENAGE:<br />Have time and energy, but no money<br /><br />WORKING AGE:<br />Have money and energy, but no time<br /><br />OLD AGE:<br />Have time and money, but no energy<br /><br /> *********<br /><br />The "Will be ready in 5 minutes" of a woman<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />ans<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />The "Will call you in 5 minutes" of a man<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Are the same thing!<br /><br /> *********<br /><br />Boy sent the most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as b'day gift to his girlfriend. Next day he asked about the gift.<br />BF: how is the bird?<br />GF: Very tasty...Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-86191209875630153222011-12-14T23:05:00.000-08:002011-12-14T23:06:48.085-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Boy: do you love me more than your family?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Girl: no</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Boy: why</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Girl: Coz when I started walking and I fell, you were not there to pick me up, but my mom was. When I went outside, you were not there to hold my finger, but my dad was. When I cried, you didn't give me your toys to play, but my brother and sister did. My family is more precious than anything else.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Someone has said it so well, "Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you."</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, we cannot reach anywhere until we change it!</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-6652307286556999592011-12-14T23:01:00.000-08:002011-12-14T23:04:23.103-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Always respect, honour and pray for those who helped you in your bad time. Also be thankful to bad time for showing you those who are yours.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >A message we all could use, </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dear Heart, </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Message by a confused alarm clock to dear human</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >you get mad when I wake you up</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >and</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >you also get mad when I don't wake you up</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >"chahta kya hai be tu?" (what do you want from me?)</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-54157383739678002272011-12-04T23:31:00.000-08:002011-12-04T23:35:17.774-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >When you get attracted to someone you realise what is love, but when that someone starts avoiding you realise what is life.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I am proud of my heart, you know why? Everyone played with it, loved it, hurt it, broke it, but somehow it still works.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Definition Of Trust: Giving someone the authority to destroy you completely, but having the confidence that they would never do it.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Don't bring people close to your heart because problem with close people is that they know where to hit exactly.</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-1753003019310952662011-12-04T23:30:00.000-08:002011-12-04T23:31:39.794-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Relations are not exams to pass or fail, nor competitions to win or loose. Its a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Some reasons definitely make relationships precious, but the fact is that only precious relationships are made with no reasons.</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-19220012926780511132011-11-24T22:55:00.000-08:002011-11-24T22:57:53.667-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >How to grow friendship:</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Pick a good heart, plant it in soil of trust, nourish with good thoughts, add some faith, remove misunderstandings &amp; keep in touch.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Life is a story written by God's own hands. I don't know how you came in my story, but I requested God to keep you in my story till he writes my last chapter.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone, but sometimes we don't have anyone when we need. So don't let your best friends go ever.</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-6288644191533959642011-11-24T22:53:00.000-08:002011-11-24T22:55:38.616-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Wife: did you eat?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Husband: did you eat?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Wife: are you copying me?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Husband: are you copying me?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Wife: I Love You</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Husband: yes, I already ate</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >A couple in their 60's. A fairy comes and grants them both a wish.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Wife: I want to travel around the wor;d with my husband. Two tickets for cruise appear in her hand</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Husband: Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Fairy waves her hand and husband turns 92!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>Moral:</b> Men should remember FAIRIES ARE FEMALES!!!</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-44145627282057318142011-11-13T21:38:00.000-08:002011-11-13T21:39:29.227-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Superb line for achievement: To be at "Everest" don't be "Ever At Rest"!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Morning is a special gift from "GOD" after a restful sleep. It is a new chance to do better and try again where we failed before.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Two bulls always fight in a person's mind, Good and Bad. Do you know which one wins? The one you feed the most.</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-64038904734228108362011-11-13T21:35:00.000-08:002011-11-13T21:37:09.006-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Boy makes mistake, girl scolds. Boy says sorry.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Next time girl makes a mistake, boy scolds. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Girl cries, again boy says sorry!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Height of Begging: </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him, "Please do not make noise by dropping coins, offer notes."</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-22621231533052501512011-11-07T23:03:00.000-08:002011-11-07T23:05:23.311-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Great lines that suits many boys - It is said that if you close your eyes you see the person you love the most. When boys do that Slide Show begins...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >After an accident a very angry driver: I showed you the headlights and told you to go by side</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Man: I also started the wipers and said no..no...no....no.....no</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Why do we all marry?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-30865924831757695372011-11-07T22:59:00.000-08:002011-11-07T23:02:24.359-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I asked God to keep my friend happy. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >God said: ok, only for 4 days</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I said: ok, summer, winter, rainy &amp; spring days</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >God said: no, only for 3 days</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I said: ok, yesterday, today &amp; tomorrow</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >God said: no, only for 2 days</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I said: ok, day &amp; night</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >God said: no, only for 1 day</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I said: ok, EVERYDAY</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >God laughed and said: OK</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >When someone is sweet to you don't expect they'll be like that all the time because even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Me??? I am different. I am wine no expiry and the older the better!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >If everyone forgets you</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I am with you</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >If everyone lets you down</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I am with you</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >If everyone betrays you</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I am with you</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >But,</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >If everyone wants to see you smiling</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Then Sorry</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I am with them!</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-62867506297426605992011-11-07T22:56:00.000-08:002011-11-07T22:59:12.600-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >The right temperature in a relationship is maintained by warm hearts not by hot heads.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Life is a continuous challenge and an unending struggle. We are not made rich by what is in our pocket, but we are rich by what is in our heart.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Life is a one way road where you can see back, but you can't go back. So don't miss anything. Enjoy every second of life. You don't get a second chance.</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-16652382283277744932011-11-04T22:29:00.000-07:002011-11-04T22:30:37.750-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >When a loved one can't look into ur eyes and answer directly its probably because either the answer is too painful for you to know or too hard for them to admit.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Find arms that hold you at your weakest</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >The eyes that see you at your ugliest</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >A heart that loves you at your worst</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Once you have found them</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >You have found life!</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8856033584861026479.post-78394512268289776722011-11-01T22:37:00.000-07:002011-11-01T22:40:44.935-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Don't drink water without boiling or filtering because fishes swim in water without wearing huggies. Samjhe!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Funny But True - If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one because if you truly loved the first one, you wouldn't have loved another.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>*********</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Girls gift each other - </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >flowers...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >perfume...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >necklece...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >ear rings...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >etc...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >But what do boys gift each other?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >"ye le ladki ka number, bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye".</span></div>Blog Professionalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03035652054743487364noreply@blogger.com0