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banta: What's the definition of bravery?

2011-08-15T01:30:00.001-07:00

Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.

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Jeeto: U tell a man something

2011-08-15T01:29:00.003-07:00

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

banta

2011-08-15T01:28:00.003-07:00

Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?

banta

2011-08-15T01:28:00.001-07:00

Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?

santa i kiss my wife

2011-08-15T01:27:00.001-07:00

Santa I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

santa to banta

2011-08-15T01:26:00.002-07:00

Santa to Banta (after many years of marriage): Our marriage is based on trust and understanding. She doesn`t trust me and I don`t understand her.

jeeto: you say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?

2011-08-15T01:26:00.000-07:00

Jeeto: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?
Santa: Must be Joginder?
Jeeto: Yes but how do you know?
Santa: He is a scrap dealer!

every person around you is gonna hurt u at sum ppoint of time

2011-08-13T01:38:00.000-07:00

every person around you is gonna hurt u at sum ppoint of time.. its upto yu to decide wats more important.. the pain or the person..

some can give you pain and tears

2011-08-13T01:37:00.003-07:00

Some can give you pain and tears, Many others give you laughter & smiles. But only rare ones can give you laughing tears and crying smiles. they are simply called Dearest. Hope that all your friends are dearest to you..

positive pictures come from negatives developed

2011-08-13T01:37:00.001-07:00

positive pictures come from negatives developed in dark room,whenever u find your life in dark,understand that God is working on beautiful pictures of your life,

thought of the day:-

2011-08-13T01:36:00.002-07:00

thought of the day:-BETTER TO DO SOMETHING IMPERFECTLY THAN TO DO NOTHING FLAWLESSLY

zindagi tere bina aab katati naahi hai

2011-08-13T01:36:00.000-07:00

zindagi tere bina aab katati naahi hai................
teri yaad mere dil se mitati nahi..............
tum base ho meri nigaho mein.............
aankho se teri surat hatati nahi..............

do not open for three days

2011-08-13T01:35:00.002-07:00

do not open for three days.......
i know you can't wait?"wish u happy new year

galfriend to snta-kuch aisa kaho

2011-08-13T01:35:00.000-07:00

Galfriend to Snta-Kuch aisa kaho
Ke Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye

Snta-Bhago 2mhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai.

gadhe ko gadhi se pyar hogya

2011-08-13T01:34:00.000-07:00

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
Wa wa
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Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
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Itna
Romentic SmS Parh Kar
Ek Aur
Gadha
TAYYAR Hogya!

nipal me 1 masjid k minar bnaya gya

2011-08-13T01:32:00.001-07:00

nipal me 1 masjid k minar bnaya gya us ko set krna k liya crain mngwae gae to n"muslims n kha apna rab s kho k hmri madad kra usi rat imam masjid ko ap(p.b.u.h) ki ziarat hwe ar kha k is par 1 safad kapra dal do phr dkhta hi dkhta wo minar ka gunbad set ho gya video dkhna k liya type krn allah"s help on youtube!

hold on to your nuts

2011-08-09T02:25:00.002-07:00

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts.
This is no ordinary blow job!

engaged

2011-08-09T02:25:00.000-07:00

( ')
/ / in love !
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, ( ') engaged
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married
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( ) )'(, )

almost there!

2011-08-09T02:24:00.003-07:00

Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

a notice in a factory for girl workers

2011-08-09T02:24:00.001-07:00

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

i've learned that you cannot make someone love you

2011-08-09T02:23:00.003-07:00

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

teacher: why are you late?

2011-08-09T02:23:00.001-07:00

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

I luv u mom

2011-08-09T02:22:00.001-07:00

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

a mother serves her sugar with

2011-08-09T02:21:00.004-07:00

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

make for me a place within your heart

2011-08-09T02:21:00.002-07:00

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.