Laugh Overload

Anybody Dare to Slide on It?

2010-01-02T10:08:00.000-08:00

My End of Year Holiday Routinity

2009-12-29T08:09:00.000-08:00

I hate to saying this... But most part of this picture is true to me.
How about you?

13 Santa's Secrets

2009-12-26T10:20:00.000-08:00

Christmast is over. Now we're entering New Years Eve and waiting for next christmast...
Wait, I'm sure you never know about Santa's secrets! Next years when Santa comes to your house, just ask him if they were true or not. Maybe he would give you double present to keep you silent!

1. Never force your screaming kid onto my lap. Just bring him close and give me a few minutes. I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

2. Some of us get bonuses for making our daily photo quota. So please forgive me if I try to move things along.

3. I make around $10,000 a season doing this, but cut me some slack. Between October and December, most of us work about forty 10-hour days and listen to 30,000 children.

4. Wondering why both of my white-gloved hands are always where you can see them? Ask my lawyer.

5. I’m sorry Grandma is in heaven or that Mom and Dad have split up. But even Santa can only do so much, so let’s just stick with what you’d like to unwrap on the big day.

6. Want to have more than just a few seconds with me? Skip the mall. Let’s meet at your kid’s preschool or a photo studio that invites Santa in for special portraits.

7. As a matter of fact, I did go to school for this. Topics of study: how to hold children, manage sticky conversations, and care for my hair and beard.

8. I don’t have total recall. Don’t come back after a few minutes and ask what your kid requested. Stand close enough to listen.

9. Those of us with real beards think we’re superior. But the best of the rest of us pay as much as $3,000 to wig makers to make us authentic-looking whiskers.

10. I see you vigorously nodding your head, but even so, I will never, ever promise anything to a child.

11. Boys tend to give it to you straight: “I want a Game Boy and a remote control car.” Little girls want to explain everything.

12. Is Santa real? “Well,” I reply, pinching myself and grimacing, “I feel real.”

13. I’ve been kicked in the shins, hit in the groin, scratched, bitten, and peed on. But there’s a reason I keep doing this year after year: This is the best work I’ve ever found.

Jingle Bells in Punjabi

2009-12-23T02:31:00.000-08:00

Christmast is coming! All of you already set up a christmast tree in your house? Or already brought a Santa Claus costume to cheer your little one?
Unfortunately I don't celebrate Christmast, but I sent you this annoying Punjabi style Jingle Bell clip. Merry Christmast and have a nice holiday for all of you!

Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love (Death Metal Version)

2009-12-18T09:20:00.000-08:00

Original Bee Gees live performance clip with hillarious How Deep Is Your Love in death metal!
Which one do you prefer, the original version or death metal version?

Santa & Tiger Woods

2009-12-17T08:08:00.000-08:00

Two hottest person this month in blogsphere, Santa and Tiger Woods posing together...

How to Recycle Your Old Computers

2009-12-14T10:18:00.000-08:00

Just giving some ideas how to reuse your old computer like a guy should...

History of Christmast Carols

2009-12-13T01:46:00.000-08:00

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly Gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess Something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He Flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and Finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just What do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

Do You Know How To...?

2009-12-11T02:36:00.000-08:00

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.

Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"

Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case.

Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"

The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"

Cool Bus Stop Dancing

2009-12-05T21:24:00.000-08:00

Waiting for bus is a boring routinity that some of us should do everyday, how if we add some Michael Jackson style dancing?

Funny Adv Clip - Hamsters Playing Jazz

2009-12-04T00:39:00.000-08:00

Yesterday I posted a funny roller baby clip on my other blog, which is actually an advertisement clip of a mineral water product. Now I found another adv clip from other mineral water product, showing hamsters playing jazz... Mineral water advertisement are getting funnier these days, don't you think so? I love jazz but I've met some people who hate jazz... I think this clip will change up their mind.

If You Love Someone... in Many Versions

2009-12-02T01:24:00.000-08:00

The Original......

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, she`s never was....

The New Versions.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, as expected, she`s never was ...

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don`t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

(2) If you love someone,
Set her free ... but get someone to follow her

(3) If you love someone,
...
are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, go get her !

Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don`t even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down !

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn`t comes back within some timeout, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn`t comes back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
* repeat *

Student in the midst of an exam period:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back during the exam period, set her free again, and go and study ...
If she doesn`t comes back during the exam period, god bless.
If she doesn`t comes back at all, god bless you too.

Healing Program

2009-12-01T01:58:00.000-08:00

An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.

The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed.

Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me."

So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch.

The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

Dane and Irish

2009-11-27T19:56:00.000-08:00

A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki
All day the girls are hanging next to the Dane
On the way home the Irish guy asks his Danish pal why the girls
Didnt even notice him.
The Dane tells his buddy to get rid of the boxer short swimsuit and
Get a Speedo like him.
The next day the girls are hanging on the Dane again and not even noticing
the Irish man with the new Speedo.
On the way home he again asks the Dane whats the problem with the girls again
Not noticing him.
The Dane says look get yourself a potato and put it in your Speedo.
The next day still no luck, the girls are even staying further away from him. He cant
Stand it anymore and asks the Dane what to do next.
The Dane says move the potato from the back to the front.

It's a Trap!

2009-11-25T05:51:00.000-08:00

4 Miracles of Woman

2009-11-24T07:47:00.000-08:00

Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard.

Vintage Beer Ads

2009-11-20T01:01:00.000-08:00

Parrot

2009-11-18T09:27:00.001-08:00

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot,"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes," said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot,"What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar."What idiot would name a parrot Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

Hat

2009-11-16T06:42:00.000-08:00

An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to the entire sermon on "The Ten Commandments."

After church, the man met the preacher in the vestibule doorway, shook his had vigorously, and told him "I want to thank you preacher for saving my soul today. I came to church to steal a hat and after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided against it."

Preacher: "You mean the commandment 'I shall not steal' changed your mind?"

Old Man: "No, the one about adultery did. As soon as you said that I remember where I left my old hat!"

Magician Show

2009-11-14T08:36:00.000-08:00

A Las Vegas magician amazed the crowd - so much so that a man in the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?"

The magician responded with a laugh, "If I told you, sir, I'd have to kill you."

The man yelled back, "Okay, then, tell my wife!"

Effect ef Sex Absentinence

2009-11-12T09:15:00.000-08:00

Armless Man in Bar

2009-11-11T03:06:00.001-08:00

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.

The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips.

The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.

The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.

The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times.
By the way, where is your restroom?"

The bartender quickly replies -,
"The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."

Driver License Uncover Everything

2009-11-10T09:39:00.000-08:00

Two young boys were discussing their parents,
when one realized he really knew very little
about his mother. Arriving home that evening,
he gave her a third degree examination.

"How old are you?" he asked.

"None of your business," replied his mother,
shortly.

"Okay, then how much do you weigh?"

"That's not your business either, young man."

The boy thinks a minute then delivers his final
bombshell. "Well then, can you tell me why you
and daddy got divorced?"

Shocked and appalled, mom sends junior to bed
without supper.

The next day, the kid reports his failure to
his schoolmate. "I know!" says his buddy, "Just
look at her driver's license in her purse. It'll
tell you everything you want to know."

Later that day, mom finds her son next to her
disemboweled purse, holding her driver's license.
"Just what the heck do you think you are doing?"
she yells. "Well, you wouldn't tell me what I
wanted to know," says the junior detective, "but
my friend said it's all right here. See, you're
40 years old...you weigh 145 pounds...and daddy
divorced you because you got an 'F' in Sex."

Clever and Creative Anti-Tobacco Ads

2009-11-09T10:12:00.000-08:00

Millions of people died by tobacco-related diseases every year, thus many people still using it for recreational purpose, social purpose, or has been addicted with it. May those clever ads helps them quit smoking.

Content of Transformer

2009-11-08T19:25:00.000-08:00

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They're right...