Laughter Break

Only 3 Minutes to Make you laugh Out Loud...:D

2011-09-26T09:53:00.000-07:00

Banned Commercial - Bill Clinton Voodoo doll very funny ..!!

2011-09-23T05:25:00.000-07:00

Look out..is he really BLIND....!!..:D:D

2011-09-18T10:59:00.001-07:00

Run for your life...hahaha:D

2011-09-17T01:10:00.000-07:00

2011-09-16T00:54:00.000-07:00

Joke07

2011-09-09T05:52:00.001-07:00

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

:D

Watch Out For..!!!

2011-09-07T11:39:00.000-07:00

Joke06

2011-09-04T23:14:00.001-07:00

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

How Mirror can be dangerous...:D

2011-09-03T10:43:00.000-07:00

Get Well Soon !!!

2011-09-01T11:02:00.000-07:00

Joke05

2011-09-01T10:46:00.000-07:00

There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.

One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)...

The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat."

With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.

The second blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I need a jetski."

With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.

The genie looks inquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, "Just give me a million dollars, I'll take the bridge."

What do Country do without them...Ha ha..:D

2011-08-29T11:34:00.000-07:00

Joke04

2011-08-27T01:33:00.000-07:00

Madam: Useless Maid!!! Why didn’t you come last week? And that too without informing me..??????

House Maid: Oye Madam.. I had updated my Facebook status as “Will be out of town for a week…”.
Sir knows. He even commented “Come soon... Miss U Dear!!"

How do they LOOK..:-D

2011-08-26T11:28:00.000-07:00

Joke03

2011-08-25T11:24:00.000-07:00

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,"Well, I'll just run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"

Joke02

2011-08-23T11:24:00.000-07:00

It was the usual muddy day in the country. The first grade teacher, 'Miss Brown', had just finished putting the 36th boot on the 18th pair of little feet and was anxious to finish the last pair so she could go to lunch.

The last pair of boots was for little Johnny.

Miss Brown had a very difficult time getting his boots on as they were a bit too small for his growing feet, but she finally won the battle.

To her dismay, little Johnny looked blandly up into her face and announced, "Teacher, these boots aren't mine." In a hurry, but wanting to be kind, Miss Brown groaned, but with grim gentleness removed the boots and straightened her aching back.

Whereupon Johnny continued, "They're my little brother's, but Mommy said I could wear them to school today."

Joke01

2011-08-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.

He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

The Best Therapy -> Laughter :-D

2011-08-15T11:17:00.000-07:00

Hello Friends!
I think this is very common to say that Laughter is the best medicine,Yet people find it difficult to even smile sometimes.This is only because they always fail to see the brighter side of their Life.For me Life is too serious to be serious so laugh and enjoy..:-)
Laughing is something which has no side affects,rather it make us forget all our worries.And laughing is the simplest job and above all its Absolutely Free !!
This is my small effort towards making you people laugh and to make this successful I need help from you people(Visitors)..Don't be shy to take active participation like you can also share your funny moments in life with us..
So lets laugh together and make others laugh too..:-D