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Should we say Earthians or Marslings?

2012-02-25T00:09:00.003-08:00

What Would You Say?

It's not easy being green, or red, or pink, or brown, or yellow, or any other color for that matter.

It is also especially confusing when we don't even call different life forms with logical name structures.

Consider if you will the poor Earthling and the poor Martian.

The dichotomy in their naming architecture is as stark as night and day.

This Earthians or Marslings cartoon was hand-crafted by the funniest microtoon the Moon has ever known, to combine rich flavors full of delicious vitamins and minerals, for a full-color experience only made possible by the good word and loving labor of The Daily Dose editorial cartoons. This funny illustration was first created by Laughzilla and published on The Daily Dose on February 24, 2012, and spreading out wildly, heading for the stairs ever since.

So you've had yourself a laugh, and it was a freebie. Heck, you can get as many more of those as you like. But did you know that if you get your very own copy of the Themes, Memes and Laser Beams editorial cartoon book, or any other great products from The Daily Dose shop, you will improve your quality of life. It's true. 6 out of 7 researchers recommend that you consume The Daily dose every day, because of the observable benefits it will bring your health, wealth, and happiness.

President Assad's Requiem to Whitney Houston

2012-02-23T22:52:00.000-08:00

He believes that children are the future, so he kills them before they grow up.

You might not be aware of it, but Syrian President Bashar Assad is a giant fan of American pop divas, thanks in part to his childhood dream of becoming a celebrated female singer.

Unfortunately for the British-trained dentist-turned-dictator, Mr. Assad never had the chance to see his dream through, as he inherited the ruling position of Syria from his notoriously brutal, infamously cunning father, Hafez al-Assad.

That's right. The current brutal mass murderer leading the bloody attacks on civilians in Syria is letting loose all that blood and treasure because he is angry that he never got to fulfill his dreams of becoming a woman, and then a celebrity vocalist. Talk about Michael Jackson envy.

At least that's what our Anonymous sources inside Syria and the London School of Economics (LSE) tell us.

This Assad Houston cartoon by Laughzilla for The Daily Dose splices the two big topics that were all over the news for a few days at the same time, in the middle of February 2012.

Now that you've enjoyed this edition, in full-color I might add, take the next logical step and get your very own copy of the Themes, Memes and Laser Beams editorial cartoon book, or any other book, calendar or awesome items from The Daily Dose shop.

Paris Winter Occupy Effect

2012-02-17T23:57:00.000-08:00

#OccupyWinter

Wintery Parisian Penguin

It may not be the greatest thing since sliced bread, and that's because fresh baguette is generally sold uncut at any real French bakery in Paris or anywhere else in France.

Baguette, you see, tastes better when you cut or rip it at the moment you eat it, and generally it goes best with a good cheese and wine, all while reading the latest news journal in a small, old, creaky, art studio apartment near the Eiffel Tower. At least that's what quirky penguins wearing berets will tell you.

February 2012 saw the coldest Western European temperatures on record in the last 170 years or so. And to warm the cockles of all those freezing cold bohemian artists in Paris, Laughzilla illustrated this Occupy Winter cartoon for The Daily Dose in support of the occupy winter movement.

Now that you better appreciate the value of your warm, environmentally-controlled home, be sure to spoil yourself a little with something fun or something cool from Laughzilla's shop of funny stuff. You'll be the life of the party when you sport one of the classic cartoons or other gags on an item that expresses that slice of your personality.

What Real Estate Agents Secretly Crave

2012-02-17T23:36:00.000-08:00

Occupy Caffeine

How many cups do you drink daily?

Working in a real estate agency may be harder these days then in decades gone by, but that's no reason for agents and brokers to stop drinking the daily dose of caffeine they need to make it through the day at work.

Laughzilla has compassion for their plight, and that of all working stiffs who have to endure hours a day away from their family and friends, powered often by no more than four or five cups of magic energy in a cup of tea or coffee.

For that reason, a very shaky movement commissioned this #OccupyCaffeine cartoon for The Daily Dose webcomic in another rejected ad campaign sketched up for The Real Tea Realty Company.

Once you've had your cup o' joe or tea, be sure to tuck into the pages of a fine copy of a Funny Stuff book from Laughzilla's Book Shop. These rich, flavorful, hand crafted, extra fine microbrew humor collections are sure to keep you powered up and funnier than your cubicle colleagues.

Poor Punxatawney Phil

2012-02-17T23:19:00.000-08:00

Groundhog Day 2012

What more can you say? It was the same as so many previous Groundhog Day holidays in that half-forgotten PA town.

Would Punxatawney ever be on your mind, if it hadn't been for that classic comedy performance by Bill Murray?

Whatever your reasons for ignoring or celebrating or protesting Groundhog Day, remember that poor Punxatawney Phil has to prognosticate the weather forecast with his prodigious powers every year, in between being handled by large old men in dark long coats and black top hats. Unless you're into being someone's gimp, that probably doesn't like too much fun.

Fortunately, Laughzilla empathizes with his fellow animals and drew him a simple portrait in ode to the work of the earth pig who is ritualistically employed as a device to help control a tiny slice of culture and economics in an otherwise ordinary small town in America. Plus, this Punxatawney Phil cartoon was created to support the #OccupyShadows movement, which proposes that more of the shadows should be occupied by more of the other 99%, because the top 1% of large, fat, obese and giant living things own over half the shadows, and that just ain't light.

Now that you know whether the weather will wither, wax or wane, why not wander over to the ever popular book shop of The Daily Dose and pick yourself up some paperback or ebook editions of collected cartoons drawn by Laughzilla. At least that way you'll be prepared to wait out the next repetitive snowstorm you get stuck in, even if that happens to be next Groundhog Day in Punxatawney, PA.

It's a Bird ... It's a Baby on Bird

2012-02-17T23:02:00.000-08:00

Sponsored by the International Union of Working Storks

You might remember the 1980's crazy with car window signs like Baby On Board.

Well, here it is, reprised as a Baby On Bird sign hanging on the aft of a stork mid-delivery-flight.

The editorial cartoon was created and published to sustain the might efforts of the #OccupySigns campaign, who are unhappy that over half of all the signs are owned or controlled by just the top 1% of sign holders.

If you think it's a sign that you were meant to do something, consider getting a copy of collected funnies illustrated by Laughzilla, from The Daily Dose Cartoon Books.

Introducing the Apple iBall

2012-02-17T22:39:00.000-08:00

How funny does your iBall look?

Some ideas change the world. Some ideas make folks laugh.

Here's one idea that might make you laugh so hard your eyeballs might pop out.

The Apple iBall cartoon was drawn and published for a concept publicity campaign by The Daily Dose for a non-existent product. The illustration was left on the cutting room floor as another funny FAIL by becoming the next in a long line of rejected ad campaign illustrations. The reason may or may not have been due to the ad's support of the #OccupyEyeballs movement.

Once you've realized that this advertisement is online anyway, you may as well head over to Laughzilla's cartoon books page pick up a copy (or copies) of the collected funnies from The Daily Dose.

The reason www servers crash

2012-02-17T22:30:00.000-08:00

In case you never heard, the joke among SEO professionals is that CPA stands for Can't Pay Anything, and PPC means Pills Porn and Casino.

This classic cartoon illustration makes clear the latter with a gag about black hat SEO, or, the kind of search engine optimization you do not want happening to your website.

Now that you've pondered the security of your own site, do something daring and get yourself a copy of the white hat guide to editorial cartooning, or at least a copy of the latest comic book from The Daily Dose, illustrated by Laughzilla.

Light Bulb Icon

2012-02-17T22:14:00.000-08:00

Before you know it, a switch is turned on or off, and the light bulb lights up or goes off.

This is the way The Daily Dose editorial cartoon began 2012, with an iconic picture of what a light bulb thinks of when it has an idea.

Of course you might try to point out that light bulbs don't have ideas, but then you'd be clearly expressing that you have no idea about how cartoons work.

Maybe it's possible that old light bulbs think of CFL lightbulbs, or vice versa, and those would also be funny images to depic.

Meanwhile, you can thank Laughzilla for concocting this funny drawing for your pleasure, by getting your own copy of one of Laughzilla's cartoon books -- the perfect gift for any fan of editorial cartoons.

Trying the mobile blogger post

2012-01-03T07:31:00.001-08:00

Let us see how well this works. Editorial cartoon publishing finally good to go on the go?

The Daily Dose 12/30/11 - Nimble as a cat editorial cartoon and top 10 #occupydexterity jokes

2011-12-31T20:54:00.000-08:00

How clumsy are you?

The Daily Dose put the age-old saying "nimble as a cat" to pen and paper with this cartoon classic drawn by Laughzilla and then followed it up with their top ten list of #occupydexterity jokes that would make even the most dexterous Chinese contortionist tightrope walker fall over laughing out loud.

The Daily Dose 12/24/11 - The Gingrinch who stole Xmas and top 10 occupy christmas jokes

2011-12-24T08:56:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas 2011
Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann get nailed hard in this satirical political cartoon about the Christmas story "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" in this #OccupyChristmas parody of Republican Presidential politics. Laughzilla also penned a top ten list of #occupyxmas jokes for The Daily Dose.

The Daily Dose 12/19/11 - #OccupyHistory Lil Kim Jong Il Is Dead cartoon and Top 10 occupy history jokes

2011-12-19T13:06:00.001-08:00

#OccupyHistory editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy History jokes

"Kim Jong-Il died because at the end he was lil' Kim Jong Too Ill." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 Occupy History jokes"

10. So if America won the war in Iraq, and to the victor go the spoils, then why is China (which opposed the war) the big winner of free Iraq petro-dollars?

9. Now that Kim Jong-Il is with his maker, will he be known as the "Eternal Beloved Leader" or "The guy with the weird hairdo that we're glad to get rid of"?

8. Since North Korea is no longer run by li'l Kim, what's the rap on their nukes?

7. After learning of the death of the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, conservative Democrats in Washington were wondering, WWBCD - What Would Bill Clinton Do?

6. You can try to #OccupyHistory with revisionism all you want, but in the end, all the poisons slip out.

5. Following the death of Lil' Kim Jong-Il, the American rapper known as Lil' Kim can no longer pursue her trademark infringement suit against the bouffant loving short tyrant in plain counter-culture suits.

4. If you Occupy History books, does that mean you're preventing the other 99% from reading them?

3. The war in Iraq is over. Osama bin Laden is dead. Lil' Kim Jong-Il is dead. A bunch of Arab dictators are dead, ousted from power, or under great pressure to leave office. People power is reversing many of the acts carried out by the administration of President George W. Bush. So ... why is the economy still in the tank?

2. Can you really occupy history if you can't even occupy the present?

... and the #1 #OccupyHistory joke is:

1. If you have to read between the sheets just to learn the facts, you might be someone who likes to Occupy History.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 12/16/11 - Laughzillas Box Full Of Holiday Greetings Con Cern cartoon and top 10 God particle jokes

2011-12-16T00:46:00.001-08:00

God particle editorial cartoon and Top 10 God particle jokes

"CERN may have discovered the God particle as reported in December, 2011, but when it comes to explaining it to people who aren't particle physicists, the Devil is in the details." -- Yasha Harari

Top 10 God particle jokes

10. In order to discover proof of the God particle, physicists at CERN had to accelerate sub-atomic particles beyond the speed of light. That's almost as fast as the current global rate of debt growth.

9. Google doesn't own the God particle, but they will soon offer a free application that kills off any possible business venture around it, outside of their own.

8. The European Community is in crisis. There are riots and economic meltdowns in all their major capitols, and even the God Particle research team at CERN that can transmit mattter faster than the speed of light, can't create a solution fast enough.

7. If you believe in the God particle, does that make you religious about science?

6. Do you know any Atheists who thank God for proof of the God particle?

5. Since prehistoric times, Mankind has searched for the God particle, and by that I mean Gold.

4. Is anyone really surprised to learn that there are Quarks in the God particle?

3. Why do Atheists at CERN refer to their discovery as the God particle and not some non-diestic name?

2. If a God particle falls in a forest and no one is around to observe it, does it still make a sound if it's traveling faster than 186,000 mph?

... and the #1 God particle joke is:

1. God Particle Products and Services - We make everything.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 12/9/11 - What Are Bats Blind As cartoon and Top 10 bat jokes

2011-12-09T04:55:00.001-08:00

Blind as a bat flight FAIL editorial cartoon and Top 10 bat jokes
"Bats are practically blind. Why would any superhero want to be blind as a Bat man?" -- Yasha Harari

Top 10 bat jokes

10. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a bat ... and you better move because it's made of wood and it's flying towards your face.

9. If bats are blind, how do they never breed with the wrong mate, let alone species?

8. Bats are mammals. Whales are mammals. Nature is just too obvious.

7. Ozzy Osbourne ate a fake bat on stage. What about you?

6. If Hell is a place of eternal fire, how can bats live there?

5. What will be the next culture to adopt vampire bats as domesticated pets?

4. Johnny had no luck at baseball. Once he swung his bat around so hard, it slipped out of his hands and flew away, making the high pitched whining shriek that those flying rodents are known for.

3. Meatloaf released a Bat out of Hell, and then years later, he released another Bat out of Hell, but who ever releases a Bat out of Heaven?

2. If bats are flying mice, then what are swimming mice?

... and the #1 bat joke is:

1. When you think you've run out of bat jokes to swing around, wing it.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 12/7/11 - Remember Pearl Harbor Day cartoon and top 10 pearl harbor jokes

2011-12-07T21:23:00.001-08:00

Remember Pearl Harbor Day editorial cartoon and Top 10 Pearl Harbor jokes

"As surprised as the Americans were on December 7, 1941, none of them imagined their might would be so badly hurt by a bunch of Zeros." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 Pearl Harbor jokes"

10. Ladies and Gentlemen, the next drop on our surprise parachute course is Pearl Harbor.

9. President Obama is under so much political pressure, anyone could understand why he wanted to get bombed in Hawaii on Pearl Harbor Day.

8. It's too bad for the American economy that Japan doesn't have an army of modern self-sacrifice driven people willing to shore up the US Dollar by visiting the tourist sites at Pearl Harbor.

7. Bartender asks the WWII Veteran of the attack on Pearl Harbor sitting at his bar "What'll ya have?" To which the Vet says, "Call me crazy. I'll have a Kamikaze."

6. The Japanese were sent on a Mission Impossible when they were ordered to attack Pearl Harbor, because she didn't even live in Hawaii.

5. If Japan lost WWII because they attacked Pearl Harbor and received the A bomb in return, then why do you drive a Toyota?

4. American Vets remember Pearl Harbor. She was a popular gal who worked near the Naval port in Honolulu.

3. Technocratic Europe would deal with an attack like Pearl Harbor in the best way it knows how: By committee.

2. Kamikaze pilots - the original suicide bombers who used airplanes as weapons, would have been able to teach al-Qaida many things, but the Association of Retired Kamikazes lacks any surviving members to impart their experience.

... and the #1 Pearl Harbor joke is:

1. Survivors of the attack on Pearl Harbor 70 years ago held a moment of silence to salute, honor and remember those who died, those who survived, and those who fought back against the Japanese Empire in World War Two. The moment lingered, and lingered longer, because most of the vets present fell asleep in the moment.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 12/3/11 - Occupy Poliscifi cartoon and top 10 #occupypoliscifi jokes

2011-12-02T16:02:00.001-08:00

#OccupyPoliSciFi editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Poli Sci-Fi jokes

"Beam me up, Scotty. There's no honest PoliSciFi to occupy down here." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 Occupy Poli Sci-Fi jokes"

10. Veteran Congressman to Rookie Congressman: Of course you have to compromise. All that political sci-fi stuff we say to get elected, that's just to occupy the airwaves between elections.

9. To Occupy Political Lies and to Occupy Poli-Sci-Fi, is doubly-redundant.

8. PoliSciFi of the week: Barney Frank won't run again, not because he doesn't have a chance in his next election, but because his stamp collecting hobby is starting to occupy too much of his time.

7. If #OccupyWallStreet thought politicians in Washington, DC and bankers on Wall Street were able to improve the system, would you say they are reading too much political science fiction?

6. Newt Gingrich, a man whose personal life is rife with lying, cheating, and extra marital affairs, is the Great White-Haired Hope of the GOP for the 2012 Presidential Elections. It seems the elephant in the room has chosen to Occupy Poli-Sci-Fi.

5. Occupy Poli-SciFi seeks another round of Financing: #OWS members wanted to feed the world, so they opened an account at the World Bank and asked for a seed fund to grow truthful political leaders for the Third World. Unfortunately given the world drought situation, those nations will have to wait at least another generation before there are any new truthful politicians available.

4. WWPSFD - What Would Political Science Fiction Determine?

3. When #OccupyWallStreet preach for change, it's political fantasy. When politicians promise, it's poli-sci-fi.

2. During the American Fall, #OWS practiced Political Science fiction with a touch of fantasy, backed by free form advertising campaigns.

... and the #1 #OccupyPoliSciFi joke is:

1. #OccupyPoliSciFi - The day the Electoral College became equitable and fully accountable to the People.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/28/11 - Occupy Shopping Online cartoon and top ten occupy cyber monday jokes

2011-11-28T13:04:00.001-08:00

#OccupyShoppingOnline editorial cartoon and Top 10 Cyber Monday jokes

"It's Cyber Monday. Do you know where your credit card is?" -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 Occupy Cyber Monday jokes"

10. Stay-at-home #OccupyWallStreet protesters are upset that the top 1% wealthiest people control over half the information superhighway network bandwidth, leaving the other 99% to scramble for bargains over slow Internet connections on Cyber Monday.

9. If #OWS has taught us anything, it's that Cyber Monday is a great day to go online and shop for stuff you want while the other 99% are out protesting against the companies that sell that stuff.

8. Most people (including Willie Nelson) can't Occupy Cyber Monday unless they pay a corporation for the privilege of going online in order not to enrich companies selling goods and services over the Internet.

7. Cyber Monday is about as relevant and emotionally-gripping a term as Flag Day.

6. Be frugal when you Occupy Cyber Monday, or else on Analog Tuesday your head will likely suffer electronic sticker shock.

5. Cyber Monday ... a perfect way to occupy your wallet with your digits.

4. If you found a great deal on Cyber Monday and you're one of the Occupy people, is it wrong if you buy what you want from one of the grossly wealthy corporations?

3. President Obama and American Congresspeople love Cyber Monday, because it pushes back the work people expect them to get done by another day before the winter holidays.

2. If 99% of the people who buy stuff on Cyber Monday feel like they're all winners when they get great deals and save money, then why do they hate the people that procure those goods?

... and the #1 #OccupyCyberMonday joke is:

1. #OccupyCyberMonday - Because it's a great way to start the work week and tell your boss "I'm doing business online."

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/27/11 - Occupy Leftovers cartoon and top 10 #occupyleftovers jokes

2011-11-26T16:02:00.001-08:00

#OccupyLeftovers editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Leftovers jokes

"Nearly all Thanksgiving leftovers are occupied by the other 99% of consumers, commonly called Americans." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 #OccupyLeftovers jokes"

10. Maybe you were forced to have your stomach occupy leftovers after Thankgiving. Just don't blame the cranberries.

9. You may not enjoy eating Thanksgiving leftovers very much, but it's better than being the turkey occupying sandwiches.

8. If you occupy leftovers after the thanksgiving holidays, you will be among the 99% of people in the labor force who nap through the next week.

7. #OccupyWallStreet management which currently accepts contributions from Anonymous donors is looking forward to the next week when their stocks will be replenished with Thanksgiving holiday leftovers.

6. If all the Angry Birds that survived Thanksgiving decided to Occupy Wall Street, how many bankers would be leftover?

5. American politicians love when the People occupy leftovers rather than complaining about the government between the seasonal holiday feasts.

4. #OWS believes that the top 1% should contribute more of their Thanksgiving leftovers to the other 99%, but they can keep their yams.

3. America's philosophy after Thanksgiving: Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses of holiday leftovers to occupy lunchboxes for a week.

2. Thanksgiving weekend. A time for occupying shopping, football, and leftovers.

... and the #1 Occupy Leftovers joke is:

1. #OccupyLeftovers - Because the 99% are too full, too tired, and have nothing left to say.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/25/11 - Black Friday Occupy Shopping cartoon and top 10 #occupyshopping jokes

2011-11-25T02:31:00.001-08:00

#OccupyShopping editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Shopping jokes

"You know you are having a great Black Friday if you avoid the malls." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 #OccupyShopping jokes"

10. On Black Friday, the other 99% of people in mega stores will outnumber the top 1% of retail employees earning holiday wages.

9. If you occupy shopping malls, will you buy things within their walls?

8. On Black Friday, #OWS stands for Occupy Weekend Sales.

7. #OccupyWallStreet is upset that of the 152 Million estimated brick and mortar shoppers going to gift-hunt this Black Friday, the top 1% of them will buy half the items.

6. Observe American consumer holiday traditions. Occupy Shopping Carts with great products. Enrich the top 1% of Chinese manufacturing moguls who profit from your complacent, group-think behavior.

5. President Obama wants you to Occupy Stores with open hearts and open wallets, because it gives him a weekend not to hear .

4. Even the delicious birds who survived Thanksgiving Thursday don't shop on Black Friday.

3. Part of the hype and excitement of Black Friday is being first in line to get the latest and greatest gifts for loved ones, which is about as mature as a three year old who wants something trivial and unnecessary RIGHT NOW! For that reason alone, you should #OccupyShopping and refuse frivolous requests backed solely by marketing and ads.

2. It's a lot easier to occupy shopping than to change the system the day after everyone has gouged themselves on a Thanksgiving turkey feast that can't be beat.

... and the #1 Occupy Shopping joke is:

1. #OccupyShopping - Black Friday is here. Don't despair. Pretend you care.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/24/11 - The Angriest Bird cartoon and top 10 #OccupyThanksgiving jokes

2011-11-23T21:20:00.001-08:00

#OccupyThanksgiving editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Thanksgiving jokes

"Here's to a Happy Thanksgiving ... and to the countless millions of turkeys who will never understand why we eat them." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 #OccupyThanksgiving jokes"

10. #OWS members may find it easy to celebrate this Thanksgiving, while remaining out in the cold, late November weather, motivated by dreams of stuffing the top 1% with all the trimmings.

9. The top 1% of turkeys get eaten too, usually by people in the other 99%.

8. Wall Street bankers eat the same turkeys as the other 99%.

7. #OccupyThanksgiving is calling fowl on the anti-holiday spirit demonstrated by the cops who are arresting them for flocking together like birds of a feather.

6. #OccupyWallStreet protesters make more money than the 99% of turkeys who get devoured each and every holiday season.

5. #OccupyAngriestBirds - because it's time for the other 99% of fowl to get a fair shake.

4. Occupy Elenor Turkey - All the Pardoned turkeys, where do they all come from? All the pardoned turkeys, where do they all belong?

3. President Obama wants to eat an extra Greecy Turkey with heaps of gravy for Thankgiving, but realizing it is politically incorrect with the #OWS crowd, he decided to stay Hungary.

2. You can occupy whatever you want. Just stay away from my Thanksgiving turkey.

... and the #1 Occupy Thanksgiving joke is:

1. #OccupyThanksgiving - It's time for family and fowl to feast together against the top 1% of turkey farmers who own over half the turkeys, and the Washington lobbyists who control the rest of them.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/23/11 - Occupy Fashion cartoon and top 10 #OccupyFashion jokes

2011-11-22T16:03:00.001-08:00

#OccupyFashion editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Fashion jokes

"With the political and social fashion trend of Occupy Wall Street in the cooler Autumn months, has come a revival of the "frumpy urban public space loiterer" look. Not actually a vagrant. Just looks like one." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 #OccupyFashion jokes"

10. When will exploited sweat shop laborers join the #OccupyFashion movement?

9. #OccupyWallStreet represents the other 99% who all told represent less than half of all the fashions traded today.

8. #OWS is nothing if not fashionable, and a great way to occupy fashion for a season.

7. The Top 1% of fashionistas control over half the twisted perceptions of marketed beauty.

6. #OccupyFashion is in vogue, because it's raw, it's emotional and it's making a lot of people behind it very rich and very connected, at the expense of the poor sinners who believe in it.

5. Politicians occupy fashion and I can prove it. #OWS really means Obama Worships Style.

4. If you could occupy fashion, would you occupy the designers or the models?

3. Occupying fashion is about as likely to happen as the advent of a truly original non-schlock romantic comedy movie.

2. #OccupyFashion because the top 1% of supermodels eat less than 0.000001% of all their required nutrition, and the other 99% are stuffing themselves and becoming obese at an ever increasing rate.

... and the #1 Occupy Fashion joke is:

1. #OccupyFashion - Because it's trendy on social media.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/20/11 - Super Committee cartoon and top ten Occupy Spending Cuts jokes

2011-11-19T16:02:00.001-08:00

Super Committee editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Spending Cuts jokes

"It's a bird. It's a Meme. It's ... #OccupySpendingCuts interfering with the U.S. Congress' Super Committee responsible for cutting trillions of dollars over a ten year period, which is a lot like eating the whole cake, leaving one bite, and thinking you're doing well with your diet." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 Occupy Spending Cuts jokes"

10. You can't occupy spending cuts, if you occupy Pizza Huts.

9. #OWS wants smaller government and spending cuts, along with larger benefits for the 99% and higher investment-stopping taxes for the job creators in the top 1%. Sure, and who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it, too?

8. The Tea Party wants the other 99% to migrate from #OccupyWallStreet to their movement, because their average member finally realized they share the dream of government spending cuts, and that just watching Conservative news channels doesn't actually put them in the top 1%.

7. For Thanksgiving this year, #OccupySpendingCuts is serving turkey meals for the top 1% of #OWS leaders, and tofu turkey for the other 99%.

6. #OccupySpendingCuts is demanding smaller government budgets, and is not presenting a list of suggested cuts, because that would favor the top 1% who would make more money as a result of those cuts.

5. The Koch Brothers are reportedly looking for a way to trademark #OccupySpendingCuts in order to p0wn some liberal media space while simultaneously driving their smaller government, lower taxes agenda.

4. Wall Street Bankers in the top 1% would actually support the 99% agenda of Occupy Wall Street if the protesters would appeal to the fat cats' desire for less government waste, and cheaper Nutri-Bean Paste.

3. No one in the U.S. Congress wants to occupy spending cuts. They'd rather gouge the treasure of the nation like little King Tuts.

2. Can a protest movement that wants to occupy spending cuts make a difference if it spends its time occupying everything other than the big bloated government?

... and the #1 #OccupySpendingCuts joke is:

1. #OccupySpendingCuts - To reach the unreachable dream.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/18/11 - Desert Island Thought editorial cartoon and Top 10 #OccupySolitude jokes

2011-11-18T06:40:00.001-08:00

Desert Island cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Solitude jokes

"A man stuck on a desert island has a solar-powered shortwave radio and after hearing about the #OccupyWallStreet protests decides to demonstrate against himself for a more equitable share of the spoils." -- Yasha Harari

"Top 10 Occupy Solitude jokes"

10. Wall Street bankers might have more empathy for #OccupyWallStreet protesters if they didn't have their own private islands to hide on.

9. If #OWS people Occupy Desert Islands, would they still be as upset with the system back home?

8. #OccupySolitude - Because after two months of trying to #OccupyTogether the only thing that was achieved is a lot of noise without a lot of poise.

7. If everyone who feels alone decides to occupy solitude together, how would that work?

6. #OccupySurvivor - It's time for the 99% of Survivor rejects to put an end to that corrupt, capitalist, backstabbing reality TV show.

5. A Wall Street banker and an OWS protester are stuck on a desert island together, and the banker enriches himself off of the protester by controlling half the coconuts.

4. A woodland Hermit protested against the top 1% by occupying the mountaintop forest by himself.

3. A loner who manages to eek out a living off the grid and outside of the network, decided that if he occupies solitude, he would be protesting against himself.

2. Solomon Grundie, a lonely and sad French student is despondent about his poor when his teacher tells him, "Sol, etude!"

... and the #1 #OccupySolitude joke is:

1. #OccupyAlone - Pitting uniques among the 99% against elites among the top 1%.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

The Daily Dose 11/16/11 - #OWS Polar Bear editorial cartoon and Top 10 South Pole jokes

2011-11-16T04:53:00.001-08:00

Polar Bear editorial cartoon and Top 10 South Pole jokes

“It’s perfectly legal for #OWS supporters to protest for greater freedom and social justice in Antarctica, and there are no cops there to remove any squatter tents.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 South Pole jokes”

10. #OccupyAntarctica – Now that #OccupyWallStreet protest sites are being dismantled by force, the Occupy Wall Street protesters plan to Occupy Antarctica because 100% of the true and magnectic Poles are controlled by just 4 Poles, and none of them is even Polish by birth.

9. Government – Q: Why does the South Pole Propaganda Ministry have a hard time getting its side of the story covered by the media? A: You can’t pay for airtime with fish.

8. Survivor – In the fight for Survival of the Fittest, many animals by the South Pole are forced off the Island of Antarctica because they did not get the seal of approval to stay on.

7. Ski Resort – Why are there no popular ski resorts at the South Pole? No one believes you can do winter ski in a desert.

6. Blonde – Q: Why do dumb blondes love running around in bikinis at the South Pole? A: They aren’t affected by brain freeze.

5. Bar Joke – A seal, a penguin and a polar bear go into a South Pole bar, and the bartender serves them their drinks on ice.

4. Philosophical – What do vegetarian Polar Bears eat at the South Pole?

3. Nightly – In the South Pole, it’s always darkest before Spring.

2. Snap – Stop telling me I’m being too protective of my penguin egg!

… and the #1 South Pole joke is:

1. Diss – You would be so much cooler if you were in the South Pole.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.