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Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 31-33 THE TRIPLE THREAT. A 3 for 1. You can’t fine worse content on the web

Laurent Courtines — Fri, 18 Oct 2019 21:24:36 +0000

#31 Mega Pod – Shout outs! Spurs narrative bull$hit. Champions League review, Premier league review and Preview.

#32 – Live From New York City – the international break! Premier league review and Preview.

#33 – Back from New York City and my love of piles of Garbage! – Premier league review and Preview.

Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 30 – Do I have to talk impeachment? Laurent-a-palooza! Match week 7 previews

Laurent Courtines — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 19:27:50 +0000

On Today’s Show:

Fucking impeachment
Laurent-a-palooza NYC bound October 10th
Carabao Cup
Spurs in Crisis
Matchweek 7 previews

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#9 – City DESTROY Watford. Liverpool on 6 in a row and the rest of the Premier League Review

Laurent Courtines — Tue, 24 Sep 2019 17:10:44 +0000

Keven DeBruyne is a football God.

My good, freaking Christ! Manchester City scored 5 goals in 18 minutes and I lost a whole episode due to sound…. Fuck me.
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Manchester City news, match reactions, analysis, fan talk, previews, transfer reviews and reactions,

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Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 29 – European football review! Liverpool,Chelsea lose! City win, Spurs draw!

Laurent Courtines — Fri, 20 Sep 2019 04:59:46 +0000

8-0 feels REALLY FUCKING GOOD.

On Today’s Show:

Uefa champions league is back!
Reviews of the big games.
Europa league? Meh.
Premier league round 6 preview.
And consistently posting podcasts when no one is listening….

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#8 Norwich City beat Manchester City, and I want to throw up. Match week 5 review.

Laurent Courtines — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 23:09:47 +0000

Norwich death hole

Terrible loss for Manchester City to Norwich away at Carrrow Road. Gutted, sad, fucked off. Arsenal Wengery, and Manchester United, Chelsea and Spurs roll on.

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Crap Football – International break for all leagues. And my worst episode ever? You tell me?

Laurent Courtines — Thu, 12 Sep 2019 15:59:32 +0000

Wow, terrible stuff here. I enjoyed it!

ots of experimenting and lots of time talking about nothing. Had a hard time getting into the swing of things. Is this my worst episode ever? I think it is. ———————————- Crap football, crap pundit – Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don’t hate your team, I just hate you. I’m middle aged, I’m American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I’ll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal tottenham spurs hotspur epl efl championship sky sports efl league cup vanarama national league fa cup football soccer champions league UEFA europa league #soccer #soccernews #crapfootball #premierleague #manunited #mancity #chelsea #arsenal #spurs #pep #klopp #football #futbol #zlatan #championsleague #europaleague Manchester City news, match reactions, analysis, fan talk, previews, transfer reviews and reactions, *** SUBCRIBE *** https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball *** BLOG *** https://laurent-courtines.com *** TWITTER *** https://twitter.com/courtines *** INSTAGRAM *** https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/.

Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 27 – International break. Depression, American soccerfandom and the state of the Premier League.

Laurent Courtines — Thu, 12 Sep 2019 15:07:53 +0000

On today’s show:

Depression Comes and goes. Why not talk about it?

US mimicking and soccer fandom. Fights at Red Bull NYCFC

Portland Antifa Iron Front

International BREAK! Too soon. G

ermany v. Netherlands.

State of Premier league Its city v Liverpool and everyone else.

The start of the NFL and F Neymar

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Crap Football – Episode 6 – North London derby review. Same as it ever was.

Laurent Courtines — Fri, 06 Sep 2019 06:28:21 +0000

North London Derby. Same as it ever was.

New glasses! Standing up! A draw in the North London Derby. City and Liverpool WIN. Chelsea and Manchester United… draw… to crap teams.

Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 25 – North London Derby preview…

Laurent Courtines — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 21:02:17 +0000

I am the resurrection….

New intro track… can you guess what it is?
Rundown:
Family Anecdotes
Playing out from the back?
Champions League Group stage
PLUS
Week 4 previews and the North London Derby.

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Crap Football – Episode 5 – Liverpool smash Arsenal again. Plus Spurs, spurs. And why I make videos

Laurent Courtines — Fri, 30 Aug 2019 17:54:11 +0000

VAR is evil and trying to kill me

Bit of a more somber video as there was no garage and no back drop. Not much changed…. Liverpool beat Arsenal like a drum. It’s like clockwork at this point…. Oh and City win. Spurs Lose and so do United.
It’s shaking out again to be City v Liverpool AGAIN.

Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 24 – More on VAR, Penalty takers and hot takes on sports narratives

Laurent Courtines — Sat, 24 Aug 2019 05:28:26 +0000

It’s getting better….

The pod is getting better, we’re actually editing. There is a run down and I’m gaining my sea-legs.

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Crap Football – Episode 4 – Season Kickoff! Round 1 – Narrative is in full swing. United smash Chelsea

Laurent Courtines — Tue, 20 Aug 2019 15:57:48 +0000

VAR is evil and trying to kill me

Well, it happened again…. City are jobbed by VAR. This time a stoppage time winning goal is chalked off for the reason Llorente’s wasn’t…. a CLEAR and OBVIOUS penalty was missed against Rodri…. Listen… I’m no conspiracy theorist…but this adds fuel to that fire.

Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 23 – El Doucherico – Spurs v Man City and SPECIAL GUEST!

Laurent Courtines — Thu, 15 Aug 2019 05:32:07 +0000

And we are back…

The first guest I’ve ever had on the pod! HOORAY!!! Enjoy.

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Crap Football – Episode 3 – Season Kickoff! Round 1 – Narrative is in full swing. United smash Chelsea

Laurent Courtines — Mon, 12 Aug 2019 05:33:38 +0000

Daniel James… Angelic Devil

It’s on! The big boys all win… save Chelsea… are they in CRISIS… CRISIS…. CRISIS….. Playing the babies isn’t all it’s cracked up to be… ask Frank Lampard…
This episode is high tech, but still CRAP. I forgot like seven things….

Crap Football – Episode 2 – Community Shield Review… A rivalry for the ages beginning Liverpool v City

Laurent Courtines — Thu, 08 Aug 2019 04:36:41 +0000

We’re back!

Community means nothing if you lose and means everything if you win. City have won it again and are counting it as trophy. It was a tail of two halves… I failed to mention the Kyle Walker save… great stuff.

Crap Football, Crap Podcast Episode 23 – Premier League 2019-2020 Preview. Plus the 1,000,000 gun march.

Laurent Courtines — Wed, 07 Aug 2019 17:32:04 +0000

And we are back…

Season 2 of the pod kicks off off with new boys Norwich heading to Anfield… oh and gun rights…

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Crap Football – Episode 1 – SEASON 3! It all begins again. City in line to be 3x champions.

Laurent Courtines — Mon, 05 Aug 2019 23:07:19 +0000

We’re back!

We go again! Season 3 kick-off! All the transfers, all the bullshit and more. I’ve got new equipment, but went with a phone recording for episode 1 of season 3. We talk transfers, we have a new chair and I promise to be less crap in 2019-20. Oh and City will win the league for the 3rd time in a row.

Guest Podcast Appearance – I was on “A Lot to Learn with Austin Rogers”

Laurent Courtines — Mon, 08 Jul 2019 23:16:25 +0000

A Lot to Learn with Austin Rogers – Crap Football, Crap Pundit

A while back ago my friend Austin asked me to be on a little podcast he was creating. Finally the episode has been released!
A Lot to Learn with Austin Rogers

We talk soccer/football, our football origin stories, why we love football and how you can find an entry into the game (The Woman’s World Cup is a great start!)

Crap Football – Episode 44 – European post-season roundup and the Woman’s World Cup

Laurent Courtines — Mon, 17 Jun 2019 05:52:19 +0000

We’re back!

We’re back! I review the Champions League Final! Review the Woman’s World Cup so far… and HEY! The Raptors are NBA Champs!*
I got something very wrong in the video…. Chamberlain scored 100 vs. The Knicks… maybe I was blocking that out.

Crap Football – Episode 43 – 3 x CHAMPIONES!! City add to their trophy haul, the FA Cup

Laurent Courtines — Tue, 21 May 2019 21:46:02 +0000

it’s over. City are the goddamn best.

City smash Watford in the FA Cup. 6-0. Have hauled in 4 trophies (3 if you don’t count the Community Shield) Over the 10 months, they have been a model of consistency and brilliance that the Premier League has never seen. It may be just money, it may be just crap competition…. but the fact is… Pep Guardiola is greatest football coach the world has ever seen.