Legal Antics http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/ Chronicling legal humor--because let's face it--lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens. en-US Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:38:58 -0500 http://www.typepad.com/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Happy Holidays! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/046aSVkU6IE/happy-holidays.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/happy-holidays.html Wishing you and yours Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Gift_box_1
]]> NBlack Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:38:58 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/happy-holidays.html It's magic I say! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/kNNnp0vKiOQ/its-magic-i-say.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/its-magic-i-say.html But As a Paralegal? No. Lawyer: Ben*, if I e-mail you something, can you figure out how to print it on legal-size paper? Paralegal: Ummm, sure. [Later brings back printed text.] Lawyer: Oh, great! You know, you have a future... Bubble_thought_s But As a Paralegal? No.

Lawyer: Ben*, if I e-mail you something, can you figure out how to print it on legal-size paper?

Paralegal: Ummm, sure. [Later brings back printed text.]

Lawyer: Oh, great! You know, you have a future as a printer!

575 Lexington Avenue
New York, New York


via Overheard in the Office, Sep 4, 2007
]]> Overheard in a Law Office NBlack Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:33:00 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/its-magic-i-say.html Hello, McFly? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/4SBHY82IcSk/hello-mcfly.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/hello-mcfly.html Via the Fail Blog, a very unfortunate name for a law firm: Via the Fail Blog, a very unfortunate name for a law firm:

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]]> NBlack Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:36:00 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/hello-mcfly.html One wonders why the "handsome" ones have to resort to Craigslist? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/3YGvRPen6A0/handsome-successful-out-of-town-attorney-seeks-sexy-woman-for-affair---m4w---32-financial-district----date-2009-11-21-84.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/handsome-successful-out-of-town-attorney-seeks-sexy-woman-for-affair---m4w---32-financial-district----date-2009-11-21-84.html Handsome successful out of town attorney seeks sexy woman for affair - m4w - 32 (financial district) Date: 2009-11-21, 8:41PM PST Reply To This Post I am a handsome married attorney, who will be in San Francisco for business off... Handsome successful out of town attorney seeks sexy woman for affair - m4w - 32 (financial district)
Date: 2009-11-21, 8:41PM PST

I am a handsome married attorney, who will be in San Francisco for business off and on over the next few months, looking for a hot sexy woman to have a steamy affair with while I am in town. I will have lots of time to pamper and have fun with a challenging, intelligent, and sexually adventurous lady in all the exciting and luxurious ways the bay area has to offer. I especially enjoy great restaurants, clubs, and wine country. I have heard a lot of women get turned on by being with a man who would otherwise be off limits. Are the rumors true? I have pics to trade and have never disappointed in the size department.

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]]> Legally Craigslist_ NBlack Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:19:36 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/handsome-successful-out-of-town-attorney-seeks-sexy-woman-for-affair---m4w---32-financial-district----date-2009-11-21-84.html Trying to recall if any of my colleagues use a cane... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/ct50l6DrwXQ/trying-to-recall-if-any-of-my-colleagues-use-a-cane.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/trying-to-recall-if-any-of-my-colleagues-use-a-cane.html His Friends Don't Have the Heart to Tell Him It's a Mr. Peanut Costume Boy #1: What are you gonna be?Boy #2: Soul of the devil. Boy #1: What were you last year?Boy #2, annoyed: Soul of the devil. Boy... Bubble_thought_s His Friends Don't Have the Heart to Tell Him It's a Mr. Peanut Costume

Boy #1: What are you gonna be?

Boy #2: Soul of the devil.

Boy #1: What were you last year?

Boy #2, annoyed: Soul of the devil.

Boy #1: And the year before that?

Boy #2: Soul of the devil! I always go as soul of the devil.

Boy #1: What's soul of the devil?

Boy #2: This character I made up. He's like a lawyer for the devil. I have a cane.

--Park Slope, Brooklyn
via Overheard in New York, Dec 13, 2009
]]> Just Overheard NBlack Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:04:00 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/trying-to-recall-if-any-of-my-colleagues-use-a-cane.html One wonders how many former hookers this guy unknowingly dated. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/QpGbjzYmkZE/one-wonders-how-many-former-hookers-this-guy-unknowingly-dated.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/one-wonders-how-many-former-hookers-this-guy-unknowingly-dated.html Hola, life long love affair in Arizona - 36 (Scottsdale, Arizona) Fecha: 2009-11-22, 11:44PM ART Reply To This Post I am a young, fit, handsome man living in the fabulous resort town of Scottsdale, Arizona. I want to make a... Hola, life long love affair in Arizona - 36 (Scottsdale, Arizona)
Fecha: 2009-11-22, 11:44PM ART

I am a young, fit, handsome man living in the fabulous resort town of Scottsdale, Arizona. I want to make a difference in the life of a beautiful young and intelligent Latina woman who will enjoy moving to Scottsdale and living a wonderful life with me.

Me: I had a solid childhood in a secure, fun loving catholic family with three sisters. I learned family values, manners, and a strong sense of responsibility. I am funny, smart, and athletic. By profession I am a lawyer; I work hard but make a comfortable living and enjoy a pleasant lifestyle.

You: You have a minimum of 2 years of college education, you speak conversational English, you are healthy (both physically and emotionally), you are thin, pretty and beautiful, you are NOT (and never worked as a) a prostitute, you are between 21 and 30 years of age. You are an emotionally stable woman raised in a family with manners and family values.

When I find you, we will build a life long love affair where we respect each other, love each other, sacrifice for each other, and aspire to bring out the best of each other. I want you to be the best you can be, and I need you to help me be the best person I can be.

If this sounds like an opportunity that will make you happy, please write to me together with several pictures and we can start learning more about each other. I can’t wait to meet you!


  • Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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]]> Legally Craigslist_ NBlack Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:12:00 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/one-wonders-how-many-former-hookers-this-guy-unknowingly-dated.html It's like an Agatha Christie novel! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/U4LLyYpujE8/its-like-an-agatha-christie-novel.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/its-like-an-agatha-christie-novel.html Fail-owned-snack-fail
]]> Misc. Tidbits NBlack Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:57:00 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/its-like-an-agatha-christie-novel.html Ladies. He's begging for help. Any takers? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/JgvCZjt19YI/ladies-hes-begging-for-help-any-takers.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/ladies-hes-begging-for-help-any-takers.html Law Student Seeks Study Break - m4w - 27 Date: 2009-12-05, 1:30PM EST Reply To This Post I'll be blunt. It's finals time and I'm pent up. I am tall, handsome, and will be a lawyer in 1 year. Looking... Law Student Seeks Study Break - m4w - 27
Date: 2009-12-05, 1:30PM EST

I'll be blunt. It's finals time and I'm pent up. I am tall, handsome, and will be a lawyer in 1 year. Looking for a date and some sexual reprieve. Please help.

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]]> Legally Craigslist_ NBlack Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:23:00 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/ladies-hes-begging-for-help-any-takers.html Real lawyers aren't concerned with details like that... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/2OqHG_pzzII/real-lawyers-arent-concerned-with-details-like-that.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/real-lawyers-arent-concerned-with-details-like-that.html A Real Man Would Reinforce My Delusion Female employee, pointing at computer screen: I say we take this guy to court! Male employee: There's nobody there, Megan*. Newton, Massachusetts via Overheard in the Office, Dec 7, 2009 Bubble_thought_s A Real Man Would Reinforce My Delusion

Female employee, pointing at computer screen: I say we take this guy to court!

Male employee: There's nobody there, Megan*.

Newton, Massachusetts


via Overheard in the Office, Dec 7, 2009
]]> Just Overheard NBlack Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:03:00 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/real-lawyers-arent-concerned-with-details-like-that.html So weird! This happened to me too! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LegalAntics/~3/MyDfAC4QzrM/so-weird-this-happened-to-me-too.html http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/so-weird-this-happened-to-me-too.html Via the Fail Blog: Via the Fail Blog:

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]]> Misc. Tidbits NBlack Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:02:30 -0500 http://nylawblog.typepad.com/legalantics/2009/12/so-weird-this-happened-to-me-too.html