Legend of the Elipsicon

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79. Midge

2010-09-29T00:01:00.000-05:00

The town's seamstress. She makes fine clothes and (like a lot of you young people around these parts) dreams of life beyond the mountains surrounding the shire.

78. Clara Hammond

2010-09-28T09:23:00.004-05:00

The sheriff's wife. She makes sure the secrets of the town are known to all. She will tell you anything she knows, or has heard, or may have imagined.

77. Sheriff Hammond

2010-09-27T00:00:00.004-05:00

Having retired from the royal army, he now serves as the sheriff of Drost. He knows much of weapons but generally leaves the gang of lawless criminals to themselves.

76. Jasper

2010-09-26T00:01:00.003-05:00

The priest. He holds weekly services, visits the sick, conducts last rites, and performs weddings. He's not very good with groups; as he is shadow specced.

75. Marshall

2010-09-25T00:01:00.001-05:00

This fire mage usually is the happy-go-lucky carriage salesman who the shirefolk know and love. When his temper takes over, though, the magic of fire is unleashed.

74. Hank

2010-09-24T00:01:00.004-05:00

This black guy fits right in, strangely enough. He serves the community as barber and hairdresser extraordinaire. He obviously thinks that something should be done about your unorthodox hairstyle. A trim perhaps?

73. Doris

2010-09-23T00:01:00.000-05:00

The barber's wife. She usually has the strangest hairdo in town, although it seems that with you here things have changed. Most of the time she can be found at the market.

72. Selendria

2010-09-22T00:01:00.013-05:00

The Drost town witch-woman. Turns out, she's the sister of that one lady you met. Yeah, the village-leadery one. Most of her so-called magic really just comes down to a whole lot of behind-the-scenes legwork. She supplies potions and trinkets.

71. Rusty

2010-09-21T00:01:00.010-05:00

Thirteen years of age. He delivers things. He plans to make his business national within the next five years. He provides you with several minor delivery boy quests culminating in your ultimate frustration.

70. Mr. Johnson

2010-09-20T00:01:00.012-05:00

As you now well know, Mr. Johnson is a master of the ancient arts of martial combat. He also owns the local brewery. The secrets of either craft come only at a great price. No, not that kind. Money. I meant money.

69. Winky

2010-09-19T00:01:00.000-05:00

A tragic kickball accident robbed him of the sight in his left eye years ago. His kickball career was over forever. He was forced to spend the rest of his life with only one eye open. His other eye, he claims, stings when he opens it.

68. Corvall

2010-09-18T00:01:00.004-05:00

This blacksmith is neat and clean. Although he is young, his work is valued throughout the land as it is durable and well-balanced.

67. Don

2010-09-17T09:44:00.006-05:00

Don doesn't do much of anything. He claims to be in training. Hopes someday to be rich and famous, but he isn't quite sure how to start. No, he doesn't want to "join your party." Whatever that means.

66. Withersby

2010-09-16T00:01:00.007-05:00

Withersby can communicate with the spirits of those who have passed to the land beyond the grave. In spite of his amazing ability, most of what he does is smoke and mirrors.

65. Mr. Seville

2010-09-15T00:01:00.002-05:00

The town's cheapskate. Never spends a shilling that he doesn't have to. May or may not be secretly wealthy as it makes no difference in his lifestyle. Clearly, he also cuts his own hair.

64. Marlon Corldington

2010-09-14T00:01:00.002-05:00

Like many half-elves, he seems to have inherited the worst traits of both humans and elves. He specializes the cooking of poultry. It's rumored that his hearing is exeptional.

63. "General" Haversly

2010-09-13T00:01:00.005-05:00

Nah, he's no general. I don't even see any chevrons. Clearly he just likes dressing up. For the most part, his obnoxious comments don't lead to violence, as they are not ill-intended. If you strike him, however, the other people of Drost will understand.

62. Bill Menderson

2010-09-12T00:01:00.005-05:00

Shoemaker. Once crafted the finest shoes in town. Now he is destitute. His own children often go barefoot. Seeks odd jobs. Currently seems to be working as some sort of bouncer.

61. Mr. Drew

2010-09-11T00:01:00.009-05:00

Schoolteacher. A kind and loving figure. He teaches at the schoolhouse and may be employed as a tutor of both violin and dance. He is suspected to be a liberal. The town gossip also mentioned that he had spent some time in the Outer Islands.

60. Howard

2010-09-10T00:01:00.010-05:00

He seems humble, likable, and kind-hearted. He is often seen donating to charities. Upon closer inspection you realize that his full head of hair is actually a massive combover. You begin to doubt that he is all he pretends to be. Then, he offers you a great deal on collectible paper fragments.

59. Old Samuels

2010-09-09T00:01:00.025-05:00

He has an uncanny ability to predict the weather. Samuels travelled this continent for half a lifetime buying and selling the finest of carpets before bottoming out in Drost. He now carries with him only a small scrap of rug, no bigger than his gnarled hand.

58. Babcock

2010-09-08T00:01:00.000-05:00

He's smaller than most of the townsfolk, but the baker has a large heart. Seriously though, It is actually too large. It's a medical condition.

57. Arnson

2010-09-07T00:01:00.001-05:00

Farm boy: Simple and hard working. Still dresses in the outmoded fashions of the last century. Whittles in his spare time. He dreams of another world that he may someday see. He reminds you a little bit of yourself, last week.

56. Speedy

2010-09-06T00:01:00.001-05:00

This old man has never left Drost in his entire life. He foresees no major changes in the future and fails to acknowledge the changes of the present. He's got a pretty good sense of humor, but he takes quite a while to say anything.