<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" version="2.0"><channel><title>Legume Advisory Council</title><description></description><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Legume Advisory Council)</managingEditor><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 21:28:02 -0600</pubDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">13</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/</link><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dujqBXno1rn96svo1_500.jpg"/><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>The Legume Advisory Council is a reason to live again. The answers to life reside in the half-waking ramblings of tag-team janitors Esquire: Elliot and Jordan. Join us as we relate to you life’s newest oddities and contradictions. One part oddball humor, one part dry humor, and one part eating snacks, The Legume Advisory Council is your ticket to escaping the doldrums of everyday life, and live vicariously through the mundane lives of someone else. It only takes a couple listens to become a Legumite.</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>Legume Advisory Council</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><item><title>Ep:12 Emasculador...a</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/07/ep12-emasculadora.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2012 20:51:00 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-4888963434550995716</guid><description>Special Guest: David Matthews!!! Lots of manly things! 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This episode is nothing but silly.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:10 Dr. Doom's Rigid Skirt</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/04/ep10-dr-dooms-rigid-skirt.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 7 Apr 2012 23:24:00 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-5005725261338979765</guid><description>Episode X: We are back! But actually we were just recording from a distance.  This ep feels a little like catch up, but we discuss nerding out, obscure autographs, SMUCKERS (tm) and holding things above your head.  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This ep is whack, dear Legumites.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Legume Advisory Council HD Wallpaper</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/legume-advisory-council-hd-wallpaper.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:42:00 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-3055634048390523561</guid><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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We talk about some things, and we eat some things, you know the drill.  We get excited about the future of the L.A.C. while offering no real substance in the present.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/x-m4a" url="http://ia600802.us.archive.org/27/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp9YepDisembowled/Ep_9YepDisembowled.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>An episode to get you through that tedious drive. We talk about some things, and we eat some things, you know the drill. We get excited about the future of the L.A.C. while offering no real substance in the present.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>An episode to get you through that tedious drive. We talk about some things, and we eat some things, you know the drill. We get excited about the future of the L.A.C. while offering no real substance in the present.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep: 8 HD Muppet Ruffles</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/ep-8-hd-muppet-ruffles.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 01:48:00 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-4520483244379612689</guid><description>We are sitting in the wrong seats!  You just know this is gonna be wacky!  Ironic letters, funky language, and lots of your favorite dead air!  This episode may or may not be funny.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/x-m4a" url="http://ia600802.us.archive.org/20/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp8HdMuppetRuffles/Ep_8HdMuppetRuffles.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>We are sitting in the wrong seats! You just know this is gonna be wacky! Ironic letters, funky language, and lots of your favorite dead air! This episode may or may not be funny.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We are sitting in the wrong seats! You just know this is gonna be wacky! Ironic letters, funky language, and lots of your favorite dead air! This episode may or may not be funny.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:7 Most Boring Mother Ever</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/ep7-most-boring-mother-ever.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:46:00 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-8164544603686503136</guid><description>Alternate episode titles include:  Jaunty Little Sprig, Year of the Squirrel, and Jupiter is my favorite.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/x-m4a" url="http://ia600804.us.archive.org/31/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp7MostBoringMotherEver/Ep_7MostBoringMotherEver.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Alternate episode titles include: Jaunty Little Sprig, Year of the Squirrel, and Jupiter is my favorite.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Alternate episode titles include: Jaunty Little Sprig, Year of the Squirrel, and Jupiter is my favorite.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:6 Crumpled Paper Collection</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/ep6-crumpled-paper-collection.html</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:12:00 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-3023536118995912965</guid><description>In glorious episode 6 we take you into the nethers of our podcasting studio, and you learn what happens when there's no camera watching.  Other topics of discussion include:  Stupid things kids do, collections, cash money, and double imported things.  It'</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/x-m4a" url="http://ia600807.us.archive.org/28/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp6CrumpledPaperCollection/Ep_6CrumpledPaperCollection.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>In glorious episode 6 we take you into the nethers of our podcasting studio, and you learn what happens when there's no camera watching. Other topics of discussion include: Stupid things kids do, collections, cash money, and double imported things. It'</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>In glorious episode 6 we take you into the nethers of our podcasting studio, and you learn what happens when there's no camera watching. Other topics of discussion include: Stupid things kids do, collections, cash money, and double imported things. It'</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:5 Nail Gun, Expletive!</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/ep5-nail-gun-expletive.html</link><pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2012 18:10:00 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-8544178911331780741</guid><description>Episode 933:  We talk fast in this one.  Energy drinks having kicked in.  Elliot says an 'expletive'. Stories of yore.  Evil dummies, incorrect orders, and emails answered.  Also a brief discussion of a possible impending zombie apocalypse.  A discussion</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/x-m4a" url="http://ia700806.us.archive.org/28/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp5NailGunExpletive/Ep_5NailGunExpletive.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Episode 933: We talk fast in this one. Energy drinks having kicked in. Elliot says an 'expletive'. Stories of yore. Evil dummies, incorrect orders, and emails answered. Also a brief discussion of a possible impending zombie apocalypse. A discussion</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Episode 933: We talk fast in this one. Energy drinks having kicked in. Elliot says an 'expletive'. Stories of yore. Evil dummies, incorrect orders, and emails answered. Also a brief discussion of a possible impending zombie apocalypse. A discussion</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:3 A Wife In The Hallway</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/ep3-wife-in-hallway_07.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2012 22:31:00 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-6166405738472579858</guid><description>Special guests appear in the form of poor impersonations and impressions, including an irishman!  We discuss odd PB&amp;J sandwiches, mongolian beef, and learn about Jordan's incredibly morbid metaphor for life.  We eat more almonds.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/x-m4a" url="http://ia700803.us.archive.org/11/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp3AWifeInTheHallway/03AWifeInTheHallway.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Special guests appear in the form of poor impersonations and impressions, including an irishman! We discuss odd PB&amp;J sandwiches, mongolian beef, and learn about Jordan's incredibly morbid metaphor for life. We eat more almonds.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Special guests appear in the form of poor impersonations and impressions, including an irishman! We discuss odd PB&amp;J sandwiches, mongolian beef, and learn about Jordan's incredibly morbid metaphor for life. We eat more almonds.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:2 Bowling Clothes</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/ep2-bowling-clothes.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2012 22:08:00 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-6699868410356231644</guid><description>NEW AND IMPROVED SOUND!  SOUND QUALITY IS EXCELSIOR!  It's LEAP DAY! We discuss leaping, lepers (however briefly) and bat-winged boars.  Also we touch on nearly everything else whilst eating vegetable straws and almonds.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/x-m4a" url="http://ia600805.us.archive.org/20/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp2BowlingClothes/02BowlingClothes.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>NEW AND IMPROVED SOUND! SOUND QUALITY IS EXCELSIOR! It's LEAP DAY! We discuss leaping, lepers (however briefly) and bat-winged boars. Also we touch on nearly everything else whilst eating vegetable straws and almonds.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>NEW AND IMPROVED SOUND! SOUND QUALITY IS EXCELSIOR! It's LEAP DAY! We discuss leaping, lepers (however briefly) and bat-winged boars. Also we touch on nearly everything else whilst eating vegetable straws and almonds.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:4 3000 Points Of Articulation</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/ep4-3000-points-of-articulation.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2012 17:15:00 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-8087170230454671117</guid><description>POKEMON!!! In this episode, we run on fewer cylinders than normal.  Bees in Turbans, Morgan Freeman, Star Wars and Stephen King's hideout are all points of interest.  Join us.</description><enclosure length="0" type="Legume Advisory Council \" url="http://ia700803.us.archive.org/6/items/Ep43000PointsOfArticulation/Ep_43000PointsOfArticulation.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>POKEMON!!! In this episode, we run on fewer cylinders than normal. Bees in Turbans, Morgan Freeman, Star Wars and Stephen King's hideout are all points of interest. Join us.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>POKEMON!!! In this episode, we run on fewer cylinders than normal. Bees in Turbans, Morgan Freeman, Star Wars and Stephen King's hideout are all points of interest. Join us.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep:1 Macaroons And Juju-bees</title><link>http://legumeadvisorycouncil.blogspot.com/2012/03/blog-post.html</link><pubDate>Fri, 2 Mar 2012 22:25:00 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4534409657203972686.post-5993295085096988034</guid><description>Episode 312: We talk about microwaves, chicken teeth, and sleep deprivation.</description><enclosure length="0" type="Legume advisory council" url="http://ia600802.us.archive.org/35/items/LegumeAdvisoryCouncilEp_1MacaroonsAndJuju-bees/01macaroonsandjujubees.m4a"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Episode 312: We talk about microwaves, chicken teeth, and sleep deprivation.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>legumeadvisorycouncil@gmail.com (Legume Advisory Council)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Episode 312: We talk about microwaves, chicken teeth, and sleep deprivation.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Funny,Humor,Weird,Sleep</itunes:keywords></item></channel></rss>