tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23365664715887469552011-11-28T01:02:16.916+01:00Aphorismes, sentences et pensées du bien étrange Almaterra, l'inventeur de l'impossible dictionnaire.Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.comBlogger146125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-4932383184985265042011-01-20T04:17:00.000+01:002011-01-20T04:17:00.274+01:002011-01-20T04:17:00.274+01:00Attention, nager à contre-courant après un bon repas ne préserve pas de l'hydrocution.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-493238318498526504?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MEj-rft6kacQGAuTExobPAQPWcc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MEj-rft6kacQGAuTExobPAQPWcc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MEj-rft6kacQGAuTExobPAQPWcc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MEj-rft6kacQGAuTExobPAQPWcc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/g_pKx3p9PeA" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-145.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-32764284919804667612011-01-19T04:13:00.000+01:002011-01-19T04:13:00.814+01:002011-01-19T04:13:00.814+01:00Les candidats pas sages des chiffres et des lettres seront punis de "consonnes de jeux".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-3276428491980466761?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xk2ErxoFyvQYQubxlmW7TXctAFg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xk2ErxoFyvQYQubxlmW7TXctAFg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xk2ErxoFyvQYQubxlmW7TXctAFg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xk2ErxoFyvQYQubxlmW7TXctAFg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/nFseq3iDYQ0" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-144.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-42924127232261204762011-01-18T04:13:00.000+01:002011-01-18T04:13:00.514+01:002011-01-18T04:13:00.514+01:00J'ai toujours voulu savoir si le temps pouvait être autre chose qu'un engrangement de secondes, minutes, heures, jours, semaines, mois, années, siècles, millénaires. Mais je n'ai jamais eu le temps.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-4292412723226120476?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/42R402XHv77HSzNMIAN1BYdj0ow/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/42R402XHv77HSzNMIAN1BYdj0ow/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/42R402XHv77HSzNMIAN1BYdj0ow/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/42R402XHv77HSzNMIAN1BYdj0ow/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/j0dbg1GqEJk" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-143.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-14629879263456123172011-01-17T04:12:00.000+01:002011-01-17T04:12:00.348+01:002011-01-17T04:12:00.348+01:00Même en Irlande, relâcher la pression ne signifie pas qu'on a la vessie cervoisienne.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-1462987926345612317?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/INI-UGQwQY-SI28ibNWWsngJ12k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/INI-UGQwQY-SI28ibNWWsngJ12k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/INI-UGQwQY-SI28ibNWWsngJ12k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/INI-UGQwQY-SI28ibNWWsngJ12k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/goUQ5hyJsyY" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-142.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-84058017689710213062011-01-16T04:11:00.000+01:002011-01-16T04:11:00.659+01:002011-01-16T04:11:00.659+01:00Réussir à utiliser un rouleau de papier hygiénique au complet et en une fois, juste ça m'en bouche un petit coin.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-8405801768971021306?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Z3bp2SVM279EP5aUAs7iFFru2gc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Z3bp2SVM279EP5aUAs7iFFru2gc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Z3bp2SVM279EP5aUAs7iFFru2gc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Z3bp2SVM279EP5aUAs7iFFru2gc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/QvWKlq5l6qI" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-141.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-23809153364192546072011-01-15T22:09:00.000+01:002011-01-15T22:09:00.568+01:002011-01-15T22:09:00.568+01:00Sur le pupitre, le peintre dépose son œuvre aux couleurs à venir.<br /> Sous la sous-pente, le pitre écrit sa prose aux doux éclats de rire.<br /> Au croisé des chemins, les muses s'émeuvent et rient.<br /> la plume et le pinceau caressent ventre et esprit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-2380915336419254607?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M4dDs0YRoRn8GMG-Gqsveineztk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M4dDs0YRoRn8GMG-Gqsveineztk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M4dDs0YRoRn8GMG-Gqsveineztk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M4dDs0YRoRn8GMG-Gqsveineztk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/w6cP_1K-fHk" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-140.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-86515890461379193242011-01-14T04:07:00.000+01:002011-01-14T04:07:00.452+01:002011-01-14T04:07:00.452+01:00Se nourrir d'impossible en niant l'éternel revient à croire que ne pas croire est la meilleure solution pour vivre en harmonie avec l'absence de l'essence et le trop-plein d'accessoires. Rien n'est plus essentiel que ce dont on aurait pu se passer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-8651589046137919324?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h3zxPDbrn2Ey3TKLYp6HfnyZh9c/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h3zxPDbrn2Ey3TKLYp6HfnyZh9c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h3zxPDbrn2Ey3TKLYp6HfnyZh9c/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h3zxPDbrn2Ey3TKLYp6HfnyZh9c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/nQBHev6JIuw" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-139.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-25344563653376027962011-01-13T04:06:00.003+01:002011-01-13T04:06:00.313+01:002011-01-13T04:06:00.313+01:00Le sexe est une petite folie qui demande une petite vertu, mais il n'est épanouissant qu'avec un grand amour.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-2534456365337602796?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AaxCY2uQcywOBLIYu5-m6G3pFTg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AaxCY2uQcywOBLIYu5-m6G3pFTg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AaxCY2uQcywOBLIYu5-m6G3pFTg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AaxCY2uQcywOBLIYu5-m6G3pFTg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/fsxXZzkcDDc" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-138.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-78282707471890155012011-01-12T04:05:00.000+01:002011-01-12T04:05:00.841+01:002011-01-12T04:05:00.841+01:00La bave du crapaud n'atteint pas mon oreiller... sauf si c'est mon surnom.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-7828270747189015501?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCtO9OAvOdQ0RO90CC-ZmVm3FRg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCtO9OAvOdQ0RO90CC-ZmVm3FRg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCtO9OAvOdQ0RO90CC-ZmVm3FRg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCtO9OAvOdQ0RO90CC-ZmVm3FRg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/Ij9WjBbn9zk" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com1http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-137.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-42601870993071210902011-01-11T04:04:00.000+01:002011-01-11T04:04:00.275+01:002011-01-11T04:04:00.275+01:00La plupart du temps, un faux-cul s'avère pourtant être un vrai con.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-4260187099307121090?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oZSYXcZIoRQ7LuXR5rjOhiCdWE0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oZSYXcZIoRQ7LuXR5rjOhiCdWE0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oZSYXcZIoRQ7LuXR5rjOhiCdWE0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oZSYXcZIoRQ7LuXR5rjOhiCdWE0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/Vg6LOX2ACss" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-136.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-4057713266709466282011-01-10T04:02:00.000+01:002011-01-10T04:02:00.791+01:002011-01-10T04:02:00.791+01:00Quand je vois l'affiche d'Emmanuelle 4, j'imagine le penseur de rotin. C'est grave, docteur ?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-405771326670946628?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v-VvkrDzz7OoSqEl8np3gu3G7X4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v-VvkrDzz7OoSqEl8np3gu3G7X4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v-VvkrDzz7OoSqEl8np3gu3G7X4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v-VvkrDzz7OoSqEl8np3gu3G7X4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/FOEA4Gbh1Dk" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-135.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-80970337810348008992011-01-09T04:01:00.000+01:002011-01-09T04:01:00.425+01:002011-01-09T04:01:00.425+01:00Il faut considérer Dieu comme une boussole qui indique, aux marins que nous sommes, la direction du nord. Cependant, tu n'es pas obligé de voguer vers les icebergs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-8097033781034800899?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1GPmzY0JmNeqkk_tELmly7_F2mo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1GPmzY0JmNeqkk_tELmly7_F2mo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1GPmzY0JmNeqkk_tELmly7_F2mo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1GPmzY0JmNeqkk_tELmly7_F2mo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/OpYUWE9T9cY" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com1http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-134.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-83933542690293983092011-01-08T04:00:00.000+01:002011-01-08T04:00:02.011+01:002011-01-08T04:00:02.011+01:00La femme qui, pendant la guerre, a laissé parler son cœur dans la langue de Goethe se retrouve à la libération à se gratter le crâne nu dans une langue qu'elle ne voudrait plus jamais parler.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-8393354269029398309?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UDMxDE53tP0QLGL-ZpzJ1D-pSFM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UDMxDE53tP0QLGL-ZpzJ1D-pSFM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UDMxDE53tP0QLGL-ZpzJ1D-pSFM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UDMxDE53tP0QLGL-ZpzJ1D-pSFM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/rqbWrCEcjRI" height="1" width="1"/>Almaterrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08999687729835586010noreply@blogger.com0http://almateurisme.blogspot.com/2011/01/almateurisme-133.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2336566471588746955.post-22835335942563827702011-01-07T04:59:00.000+01:002011-01-07T04:59:00.164+01:002011-01-07T04:59:00.164+01:00Pourquoi vouloir bien s'entendre avec les commerçants alors qu'il suffirait qu'ils ne puissent pas nous encaisser pour faire de réelles économies ? Je dis que pour cette raison il vaut mieux être imbuvable avec les commerçants sauf, peut-être, avec les patrons de bar pour éviter la réciprocité.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-2283533594256382770?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2Lb9D7kvK_wgdYEaFZnp6IQ-RoU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2Lb9D7kvK_wgdYEaFZnp6IQ-RoU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2Lb9D7kvK_wgdYEaFZnp6IQ-RoU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2Lb9D7kvK_wgdYEaFZnp6IQ-RoU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/3gFJ9N462pU" height="1" 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La nouvelle année n'exempte pas de penser ce que l'on dit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2336566471588746955-5579655785468271851?l=almateurisme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fcXpaZRmRJFhE6iU2ZwJkhc47SQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fcXpaZRmRJFhE6iU2ZwJkhc47SQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fcXpaZRmRJFhE6iU2ZwJkhc47SQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fcXpaZRmRJFhE6iU2ZwJkhc47SQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LesAlmateurismes/~4/_BmM1se5Vu0" height="1" 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